Mia Hamm - Revision history

FokkerTISM: past tense (she's most likely no longer involved in hooking)

2026-01-22T01:34:58Z

past tense (she's most likely no longer involved in hooking)

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	'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his hated status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].		'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his hated status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she was (as of early 2012) a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].

	He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].		He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

Got2Hands at 01:08, 22 January 2026

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	'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].		'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his hated status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].

	He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].		He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

PsychoNerd054 at 16:45, 19 July 2025

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Eamoo: 2

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	'''Mia Hamm''' (born ~~approx~~. [[1980s\|1987~~-1988~~]] or [[~~1990s~~\|~~1991-~~1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].		'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].

	He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].		He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

Hurtful Truth Level at 11:16, 8 December 2024

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	He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].		He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

			In May, Chris told his mother [[Barbara Chandler]] about having gone to a prostitute, and he claimed that her response was, "[[Affair with Mother\|I would have had sex with you myself, Christian]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

	Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.		Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

Hurtful Truth Level at 11:08, 8 December 2024

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	{{quote\|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.\|Chris, back in [[2009]]<ref>Mumble 4</ref>}}		{{quote\|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.\|Chris, back in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}

	{{quote\|I came within seven minutes both of those times.\|Chris on sex with Mia<ref name=discussions>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I came within seven minutes both of those times.\|Chris on sex with Mia<ref name=discussions>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref>}}

Amanitie: Added category

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UmJammer Lammy at 00:54, 24 September 2024

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	{{quote\|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts\|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.\|Chris describing his first time}}		{{quote\|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts\|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.\|Chris describing his first time}}

	Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating\|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon\|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content\|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights\|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients.		Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating\|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon\|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content\|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights\|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. What became of her afterwards is unknown.

	===Fantasy vs. Reality===		===Fantasy vs. Reality===

CwckiChristorian at 01:19, 22 September 2024

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	{{quote\|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts\|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.\|Chris describing his first time}}		{{quote\|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts\|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.\|Chris describing his first time}}

	Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating\|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon\|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content\|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights\|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients~~. It's not known whether Mia changed her escort alias and moved away to avoid further contact with Chris or if she was eventually busted by [[Jerkops]] and forced out of sex work~~.		Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating\|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon\|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content\|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights\|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients.

	===Fantasy vs. Reality===		===Fantasy vs. Reality===

UmJammer Lammy at 05:23, 18 September 2024

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	{{quote\|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts\|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.\|Chris describing his first time}}		{{quote\|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts\|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.\|Chris describing his first time}}

	Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating\|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon\|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content\|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights\|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. It's not known whether Mia changed her escort ~~name~~ to avoid ~~any association~~ with Chris or if she was eventually busted by [[Jerkops]] and forced out of sex work.		Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating\|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon\|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content\|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights\|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. It's not known whether Mia changed her escort alias and moved away to avoid further contact with Chris or if she was eventually busted by [[Jerkops]] and forced out of sex work.

	===Fantasy vs. Reality===		===Fantasy vs. Reality===

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	[[File:Mia 002.jpg\|thumb\|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]		[[File:Mia 002.jpg\|thumb\|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]

	'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his hated status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].		'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his hated status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she was (as of early 2012) a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].

	He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].		He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

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	'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].		'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his hated status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].

	He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].		He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

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	'''Mia Hamm''' (born ~~approx~~. [[1980s\|1987~~-1988~~]] or [[~~1990s~~\|~~1991-~~1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].		'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s\|1987]]-[[1992\|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest\|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w\|Mia Hamm\|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops\|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money\|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat\|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012\|the following month]].

	He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].		He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

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	He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].		He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy\|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011\|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law\|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

			In May, Chris told his mother [[Barbara Chandler]] about having gone to a prostitute, and he claimed that her response was, "[[Affair with Mother\|I would have had sex with you myself, Christian]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

	Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.		Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story\|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.