Michael Hirtes - Revision history

PsychoNerd054 at 15:47, 19 July 2025

2025-07-19T15:47:56Z

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Amanitie: Added category

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Added category

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Makuchi at 18:46, 10 August 2024

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	Chris is A MALE		Chris is A [[MALE]]
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WarnerBro at 12:48, 22 April 2023

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	'''Michael Jay "Mike" Hirtes''' is a {{age\|1964\|4\|16}}-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an [[A-Logging\|A-Log]] and a [[weening\|ween]]. Hirtes, also known as [[Kiwi Farms]] member '''Totem Sanic''', has created a multitude of [[Twitter]] accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including Anthony LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.		'''Michael Jay "Mike" Hirtes''' is a {{age\|1964\|4\|16}}-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an [[A-Logging\|A-Log]] and a [[weening\|ween]]. Hirtes, also known as [[Kiwi Farms]] member '''Totem Sanic''', has created a multitude of [[Twitter]] accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including Anthony LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.

	Hirtes was first discovered as a <abbr title="A lolcow first discovered as a consequence of his activity on the forum">halal</abbr> member of the Kiwi Farms, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only is Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, but also that he, too, is [[Monthly tugboat\|unemployed]], a [[Giant Penis Comic\|furry]], prone to [[tard rage]], and has [[Chris and the law\|gotten into trouble with the law]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/</ref>		Hirtes was first discovered as a <abbr title="A lolcow first discovered as a consequence of his activity on the forum">halal</abbr> member of the Kiwi Farms, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only is Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, but also that he, too, is [[Monthly tugboat\|unemployed]], a [[Giant Penis Comic\|furry]], prone to [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]], and has [[Chris and the law\|gotten into trouble with the law]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/</ref>

	==Discovery==		==Discovery==

PsychoNerd054 at 11:33, 27 December 2022

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PsychoNerd054 at 13:02, 13 September 2021

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Larry the Larryhog: /* Gallery */ That clip is from a furry from England if you read the fine texts

2020-07-24T02:42:48Z

Gallery: That clip is from a furry from England if you read the fine texts

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	File:HirtesYearbookPhoto.png\|Leaked high school yearbook photo of Hirtes. He is at the 2nd row and 2nd to the left.		File:HirtesYearbookPhoto.png\|Leaked high school yearbook photo of Hirtes. He is at the 2nd row and 2nd to the left.
	File:NewspaperHirtes.png\|Hirtes ~~makes an appearance in the local news~~. ~~"Yiff! Yiff! That's what foxes say."~~		File:NewspaperHirtes.png\|Newspaper article that is commonly misattributed to Hirtes.
	File:HirtesFirstTweet.png\|Hirtes's first tweet to Chris.		File:HirtesFirstTweet.png\|Hirtes's first tweet to Chris.
	File:Hirtes to Nowacking.png\|An example of Hirtes's work.		File:Hirtes to Nowacking.png\|An example of Hirtes's work.

Larry the Larryhog: Misattributed quote from an unrelated furry from England

2020-07-19T19:04:13Z

Misattributed quote from an unrelated furry from England

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	:''"Totem Sanic" redirects here. For the [[Relic of Fail]], see [[Sonic Totem]].''		:''"Totem Sanic" redirects here. For the [[Relic of Fail]], see [[Sonic Totem]].''

	~~{{quote\|Everyone has an animal inside them struggling to be free. Don't be afraid to let him out! Yiff!\|Hirtes to a newspaper reporter}}~~

	{{quote\|I feel sorry for them in such pitiful conditions and whatnot. I do.\|Chris, on weens like Hirtes<ref name=CWCopinion>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_19:_About_negativity_and_hate</ref>}}		{{quote\|I feel sorry for them in such pitiful conditions and whatnot. I do.\|Chris, on weens like Hirtes<ref name=CWCopinion>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_19:_About_negativity_and_hate</ref>}}

Wasell: /* List of sockpuppets */ repair list

2020-03-28T07:10:10Z

List of sockpuppets: repair list

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	==List of sockpuppets==		==List of sockpuppets==
	{{protip\|Not all [[weening\|weens]] are Hirtes. Just because they get angry over Chris on Twitter doesn't mean they should be included here.}}{\| class="wikitable" style="width:100%"		{{protip\|Not all [[weening\|weens]] are Hirtes. Just because they get angry over Chris on Twitter doesn't mean they should be included here.}}
			{\| class="wikitable" style="width:100%"
	\| style="padding: 10px;"\| <nowiki>IAmTheRealCWC</nowiki>		\| style="padding: 10px;"\| <nowiki>IAmTheRealCWC</nowiki>
	! style="padding: 5px;"\|		! style="padding: 5px;"\|

Hurtful Truth Level: removed Richard Righteous, not Hirtes

2019-12-30T21:45:42Z

removed Richard Righteous, not Hirtes

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	~~\| style="padding: 10px;"\| <nowiki>@Righteous4CWC</nowiki>~~
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	~~Richard Righteous~~
	~~\| An unusual sock where he strawmans a [[white knight]] of Chris. Created on 31 July 2018.~~
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	\| style="padding: 10px;"\| <nowiki>@acheekiebreekie</nowiki>		\| style="padding: 10px;"\| <nowiki>@acheekiebreekie</nowiki>

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	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	File:HirtesYearbookPhoto.png\|Leaked high school yearbook photo of Hirtes. He is at the 2nd row and 2nd to the left.		File:HirtesYearbookPhoto.png\|Leaked high school yearbook photo of Hirtes. He is at the 2nd row and 2nd to the left.
	File:NewspaperHirtes.png\|Hirtes ~~makes an appearance in the local news~~. ~~"Yiff! Yiff! That's what foxes say."~~		File:NewspaperHirtes.png\|Newspaper article that is commonly misattributed to Hirtes.
	File:HirtesFirstTweet.png\|Hirtes's first tweet to Chris.		File:HirtesFirstTweet.png\|Hirtes's first tweet to Chris.
	File:Hirtes to Nowacking.png\|An example of Hirtes's work.		File:Hirtes to Nowacking.png\|An example of Hirtes's work.

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	==List of sockpuppets==		==List of sockpuppets==
	{{protip\|Not all [[weening\|weens]] are Hirtes. Just because they get angry over Chris on Twitter doesn't mean they should be included here.}}{\| class="wikitable" style="width:100%"		{{protip\|Not all [[weening\|weens]] are Hirtes. Just because they get angry over Chris on Twitter doesn't mean they should be included here.}}
			{\| class="wikitable" style="width:100%"
	\| style="padding: 10px;"\| <nowiki>IAmTheRealCWC</nowiki>		\| style="padding: 10px;"\| <nowiki>IAmTheRealCWC</nowiki>
	! style="padding: 5px;"\|		! style="padding: 5px;"\|