Miyamoto emails - Revision history

PsychoNerd054 at 19:19, 17 March 2022

2022-03-17T19:19:53Z

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	In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (unbeknownst to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)\|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.		In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (unbeknownst to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)\|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.

	''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''		<i>'''Note:''' Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.</i>

PsychoNerd054: There's already a note

2022-03-17T19:19:32Z

There's already a note

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	==5 January 2009 to 10 January 2009: Chris is Invited to Redmond==		==5 January 2009 to 10 January 2009: Chris is Invited to Redmond==
	Playing off [[Jay Z]] and [[Takashi Tezuka]], ~~Clyde~~ decided to impersonate [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] with the sole goal of trying to get Chris to Redmond, Washington so he could get rejected by Nintendo themselves.		{{quoteboxred\|Playing off [[Jay Z]] and [[Takashi Tezuka]], I decided to impersonate [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] with the sole goal of trying to get Chris to Redmond, Washington so he could get rejected by Nintendo themselves.}}

	{{quotebox\|Mr. Miyamoto, I am honored and humbled that you wish to see me in person. I'm afraid that my family and I are not as financially well-off as possibly assumed. If you wish me to come to [[Redmond]], and I have dreamed of traveling to the [[Nintendo\|NOA]] company in my lifetime, I must ask for [[Chris and money\|compensation]] of Round-Trip Airfare, and other required neccesities for [[car\|automobile]] travel from the airport to NOA, and anything else pertaining therein.		{{quotebox\|Mr. Miyamoto, I am honored and humbled that you wish to see me in person. I'm afraid that my family and I are not as financially well-off as possibly assumed. If you wish me to come to [[Redmond]], and I have dreamed of traveling to the [[Nintendo\|NOA]] company in my lifetime, I must ask for [[Chris and money\|compensation]] of Round-Trip Airfare, and other required neccesities for [[car\|automobile]] travel from the airport to NOA, and anything else pertaining therein.
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	Peace,<br>		Peace,<br>
	Christian W. Chandler.}}		Christian W. Chandler.}}


	==11 January 2009: Chris and Barbara Want to Reschedule==		==11 January 2009: Chris and Barbara Want to Reschedule==

PsychoNerd054: /* 5 January 2009 to 10 January 2009: Chris is Invited to Redmond */

2022-03-17T19:03:51Z

5 January 2009 to 10 January 2009: Chris is Invited to Redmond

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	==5 January 2009 to 10 January 2009: Chris is Invited to Redmond==		==5 January 2009 to 10 January 2009: Chris is Invited to Redmond==
	~~{{quoteboxred\|~~Playing off [[Jay Z]] and [[Takashi Tezuka]], I decided to impersonate [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] with the sole goal of trying to get Chris to Redmond, Washington so he could get rejected by Nintendo themselves.}}		Playing off [[Jay Z]] and [[Takashi Tezuka]], Clyde decided to impersonate [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] with the sole goal of trying to get Chris to Redmond, Washington so he could get rejected by Nintendo themselves.

	{{quotebox\|Mr. Miyamoto, I am honored and humbled that you wish to see me in person. I'm afraid that my family and I are not as financially well-off as possibly assumed. If you wish me to come to [[Redmond]], and I have dreamed of traveling to the [[Nintendo\|NOA]] company in my lifetime, I must ask for [[Chris and money\|compensation]] of Round-Trip Airfare, and other required neccesities for [[car\|automobile]] travel from the airport to NOA, and anything else pertaining therein.		{{quotebox\|Mr. Miyamoto, I am honored and humbled that you wish to see me in person. I'm afraid that my family and I are not as financially well-off as possibly assumed. If you wish me to come to [[Redmond]], and I have dreamed of traveling to the [[Nintendo\|NOA]] company in my lifetime, I must ask for [[Chris and money\|compensation]] of Round-Trip Airfare, and other required neccesities for [[car\|automobile]] travel from the airport to NOA, and anything else pertaining therein.
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	Peace,<br>		Peace,<br>
	Christian W. Chandler.}}		Christian W. Chandler.}}


	==11 January 2009: Chris and Barbara Want to Reschedule==		==11 January 2009: Chris and Barbara Want to Reschedule==

4CentUser: /* Please Give Me $800 */

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Please Give Me $800

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	{{quotebox\|Yes sir. Also, if it's not too much to ask, can you snail-mail me a hand-written letter (with a hand-written translation if required) of your promise to reimburse and accomidate me, and hopefully my mother if I can afford her ticket, as a personal incentive to verify that this is all real, and to better my emotions towards raising the money for the trip, please? It would mean a lot to me.}}		{{quotebox\|Yes sir. Also, if it's not too much to ask, can you snail-mail me a hand-written letter (with a hand-written translation if required) of your promise to reimburse and accomidate me, and hopefully my mother if I can afford her ticket, as a personal incentive to verify that this is all real, and to better my emotions towards raising the money for the trip, please? It would mean a lot to me.}}

	{{quotebox\|Okay, thank you. Also, please ask him to write a letter to my Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom Ashby at 1218 Courthouse Rd. [[Richmond]], VA 23236, introducing himself, describing his and mine business transactions in brief detail, and letting them know of my asking for their help in my trip for a more successful future for myself, Sonichu and Rosechu. I am going to let them know about this as well, and they are kind, trustworthy people. And I feel a letter from Mr. Miyamoto will help validate my case better.}}		{{quotebox\|Okay, thank you. Also, please ask him to write a letter to my [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] Ashby at 1218 Courthouse Rd. [[Richmond]], VA 23236, introducing himself, describing his and mine business transactions in brief detail, and letting them know of my asking for their help in my trip for a more successful future for myself, Sonichu and Rosechu. I am going to let them know about this as well, and they are kind, trustworthy people. And I feel a letter from Mr. Miyamoto will help validate my case better.}}

	{{quotebox\|On second thought, please disregard the previous e-mail.}}		{{quotebox\|On second thought, please disregard the previous e-mail.}}

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	-I am a Chrisitan, Baptized in my Methodist Church Mother's Day of 2008 [''sic''], and importantly I am Truly STILL a [[Virgin]]. Rest-Assured I am [[Homos\|Straight]], and I would ONLY have any sexual intercourse with my Adult Sweetheart, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. I have NEVER DONE, and I NEVER HAVE ANY INTENTION of doing that with any children, I Promise you that, just as I have Promised that in the name of God and my Lord and Savior.<br>		-I am a Chrisitan, Baptized in my Methodist Church Mother's Day of 2008 [''sic''], and importantly I am Truly STILL a [[Virgin]]. Rest-Assured I am [[Homos\|Straight]], and I would ONLY have any sexual intercourse with my Adult Sweetheart, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. I have NEVER DONE, and I NEVER HAVE ANY INTENTION of doing that with any children, I Promise you that, just as I have Promised that in the name of God and my Lord and Savior.<br>
	-The Audio was taken from BEHIND MY BACK while I was Talking to Sarah McK over Skype by a Troll who was successful in hacking into my computer at that time.		-The Audio was taken from BEHIND MY BACK while I was Talking to Sarah McK over Skype by a Troll who was successful in hacking into my computer at that time.
	-~~[[lie\|~~I have NEVER Sexually Harassed]] [[Megan Schroeder]]. I have RESPECTED HER SPACE during the times I was with and around her during my Friday Nights at the Pokemon TCG League. I did previously have an infatuation over Megan during that time; she was OVER 18 Years of Age FROM Since I first met her at a [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] Tournament. I have never touched her inapproprately at any time.<br>		-I have NEVER Sexually Harassed [[Megan Schroeder]]. I have RESPECTED HER SPACE during the times I was with and around her during my Friday Nights at the Pokemon TCG League. I did previously have an infatuation over Megan during that time; she was OVER 18 Years of Age FROM Since I first met her at a [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] Tournament. I have never touched her inapproprately at any time.<br>
	-TRUE, I have ordered [[sex toys]] and Straight Pornography from adameve.com, and I am NOT ashamed of it; I take all those Videos I have watched as EDUCATIONAL towards when I will be having my First and Future Intercourses with my adult Sweetheart, Sarah, after we've had plenty of in-person time together. As for the dildos, I HAVE ONLY RECEIVED those as BONUS GIFTS from adameve.com, and I have NEVER used any of them on myself as such.<br>		-TRUE, I have ordered [[sex toys]] and Straight Pornography from adameve.com, and I am NOT ashamed of it; I take all those Videos I have watched as EDUCATIONAL towards when I will be having my First and Future Intercourses with my adult Sweetheart, Sarah, after we've had plenty of in-person time together. As for the dildos, I HAVE ONLY RECEIVED those as BONUS GIFTS from adameve.com, and I have NEVER used any of them on myself as such.<br>
	-I drew the Adult Images ONLY after I have first found the E.D. Page, and I DREW THOSE in PROTEST against the page, as the Slanderous Trolls dared to drawn dicks on my Pure Female Characters. I take that as Disrespect, not only against myself and my Rosechu characters, but [[Women's rights\|Disrespect to Womankind]]. I am a Gentleman who Feels for the Woman population, and it offends me greatly as I empathically fell for every woman who has been insulted equally in the sense or greater. The women on the Sonichu Girls Forum page all Mutually Understand my Peaceful Protest against the E.D. Page and the slanderous dicked drawings. It's ONE THING to make a sexual mockery against me individually, but to go beyond that to put down the Female Population is JUST WRONG. I and my Supporting Sonichu Girl Fanbase are Unaminous in the Peaceful Protest.		-I drew the Adult Images ONLY after I have first found the E.D. Page, and I DREW THOSE in PROTEST against the page, as the Slanderous Trolls dared to drawn dicks on my Pure Female Characters. I take that as Disrespect, not only against myself and my Rosechu characters, but [[Women's rights\|Disrespect to Womankind]]. I am a Gentleman who Feels for the Woman population, and it offends me greatly as I empathically fell for every woman who has been insulted equally in the sense or greater. The women on the Sonichu Girls Forum page all Mutually Understand my Peaceful Protest against the E.D. Page and the slanderous dicked drawings. It's ONE THING to make a sexual mockery against me individually, but to go beyond that to put down the Female Population is JUST WRONG. I and my Supporting Sonichu Girl Fanbase are Unaminous in the Peaceful Protest.

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2016-05-26T03:55:16Z

add [sic] to "neccessary"

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	Like I had stated previously, I was Unable to afford to make the travel fares. Also, due to the chaos and confusion from the Mix of Legitimate e-mails and Trolls/Internet Bullies/Impostor e-mails, I had a lack of faith in me actually talking to the True Shigeru Miyamoto from my FAMILY, my Local FRIENDS, my CHURCH CONGREGATION and my Attorney. Have I had THEIR Financial and EMOTIONAL Support, I would have been more likely to make the trip.		Like I had stated previously, I was Unable to afford to make the travel fares. Also, due to the chaos and confusion from the Mix of Legitimate e-mails and Trolls/Internet Bullies/Impostor e-mails, I had a lack of faith in me actually talking to the True Shigeru Miyamoto from my FAMILY, my Local FRIENDS, my CHURCH CONGREGATION and my Attorney. Have I had THEIR Financial and EMOTIONAL Support, I would have been more likely to make the trip.

	To gain their Neccessary and Required Support, I would Require a Hand-Written Document of our business together, as well as any other associated documents, Snail-Mailed to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545 USA.		To gain their Neccessary ''[sic]'' and Required Support, I would Require a Hand-Written Document of our business together, as well as any other associated documents, Snail-Mailed to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545 USA.

	I have also deleted the video on YouTube, upon the request.		I have also deleted the video on YouTube, upon the request.

Trombonista at 20:53, 12 November 2015

2015-11-12T20:53:42Z

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	In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (~~unbeknown~~ to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)\|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.		In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (unbeknownst to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)\|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.

	''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''		''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''

Letter Z: Better word choice

2015-03-08T18:44:57Z

Better word choice

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	In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] ~~pretended to be~~ [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (unbeknown to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)\|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.		In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (unbeknown to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)\|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.

	''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''		''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''

Letter Z: Fixed some mistakes

2015-03-08T00:18:48Z

Fixed some mistakes

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	In [[January 2009]], [[~~Shigeru Miyamoto~~]] ~~(who was~~ [[~~Clyde Cash~~]], unbeknown to [[Chris]]) was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu]] game~~. These are the e-mails that followed~~. In most of ~~these~~ e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.		In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] pretended to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (unbeknown to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)\|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.

	''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''		''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''
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	Christian Weston Chandler.}}		Christian Weston Chandler.}}
	==Related ~~Videos~~==
			==Related videos==
	*[[CWC AC: City Folk Update]] Chris announces the Animal Crossing promotion that started it all.		*[[CWC AC: City Folk Update]] Chris announces the Animal Crossing promotion that started it all.
	*[[CWC Update 8 January 2009]] Gregg Mays compromises Sonichu.net and Chris voices his disapproval.		*[[CWC Update 8 January 2009]] Gregg Mays compromises Sonichu.net and Chris voices his disapproval.
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	*[[CWC Update 10 February 2009]] Chris receives a letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America, finally convincing him that he was never in communication with the real Miyamoto to begin with.		*[[CWC Update 10 February 2009]] Chris receives a letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America, finally convincing him that he was never in communication with the real Miyamoto to begin with.

	==Related ~~Documents~~==		==Related documents==
	*[[List of Chris's games]] An Excel Spreadsheet Chris sent to Miyamoto on 11 January 2009 to convince him of his loyalty to Nintendo.		*[[CWCville Shopping Center]] - Chris sent CADD files of the Mall to Miyamoto along with the PowerPoint file.
	*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] The PowerPoint Presentation Chris sent to Redmond, WA in lieu of actually traveling there.		*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]] - Correspondence between Chris and Clyde Cash posing as a Nintendo employee assigned to redesign his website. This took place concurrently with the Miyamoto correspondence.
	*[[CWCville Shopping Center]] Chris sent CADD files of the Mall to Miyamoto along with the PowerPoint file.		*[[List of Chris's games]] - An Excel Spreadsheet Chris sent to Miyamoto on 11 January 2009 to convince him of his loyalty to Nintendo.
	*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]] Correspondence between Chris and Clyde Cash posing as a Nintendo employee assigned to redesign his website. This took place concurrently with the Miyamoto correspondence.		*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] - The PowerPoint presentation Chris sent to Redmond, WA in lieu of actually traveling there.

	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] Video Game Designer for Nintendo
	*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] President of Nintendo of America
	*[[Jay Z]] aka James Zylberstein, attorney for Nintendo
	*[[Takashi Tezuka]] General Producer of Animal Crossing: City Folk
	*[[Clyde Cash]]		*[[Clyde Cash]]
			*[[Jay Z]], a.k.a. James Zylberstein - Attorney for Nintendo
			*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - President of Nintendo of America
			*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Video game designer of Nintendo
			*[[Takashi Tezuka]] - General producer for ''Animal Crossing: City Folk''

	==External links==		==External links==
	* [http://www.mediafire.com/?jutthjydykt Miyamoto Saga e-mails ~~download~~]		* <s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?jutthjydykt Donwload the Miyamoto Saga e-mails]</s> (link dead as of March 2015)

	{{~~emails~~}}		{{Emails}}

	[[Category:Miyamoto Saga]]		[[Category:Miyamoto Saga]]
	[[Category:E-mails]]		[[Category:E-mails]]
	[[Category:Trolling]]		[[Category:Trolling]]

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External links

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	* [http://www.mediafire.com/?jutthjydykt Miyamoto Saga e-mails download]		* [http://www.mediafire.com/?jutthjydykt Miyamoto Saga e-mails download]

	~~[[Category:Historical Documents]]~~
	~~[[Category:Trolling]]~~

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	{{quotebox\|Yes sir. Also, if it's not too much to ask, can you snail-mail me a hand-written letter (with a hand-written translation if required) of your promise to reimburse and accomidate me, and hopefully my mother if I can afford her ticket, as a personal incentive to verify that this is all real, and to better my emotions towards raising the money for the trip, please? It would mean a lot to me.}}		{{quotebox\|Yes sir. Also, if it's not too much to ask, can you snail-mail me a hand-written letter (with a hand-written translation if required) of your promise to reimburse and accomidate me, and hopefully my mother if I can afford her ticket, as a personal incentive to verify that this is all real, and to better my emotions towards raising the money for the trip, please? It would mean a lot to me.}}

	{{quotebox\|Okay, thank you. Also, please ask him to write a letter to my Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom Ashby at 1218 Courthouse Rd. [[Richmond]], VA 23236, introducing himself, describing his and mine business transactions in brief detail, and letting them know of my asking for their help in my trip for a more successful future for myself, Sonichu and Rosechu. I am going to let them know about this as well, and they are kind, trustworthy people. And I feel a letter from Mr. Miyamoto will help validate my case better.}}		{{quotebox\|Okay, thank you. Also, please ask him to write a letter to my [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] Ashby at 1218 Courthouse Rd. [[Richmond]], VA 23236, introducing himself, describing his and mine business transactions in brief detail, and letting them know of my asking for their help in my trip for a more successful future for myself, Sonichu and Rosechu. I am going to let them know about this as well, and they are kind, trustworthy people. And I feel a letter from Mr. Miyamoto will help validate my case better.}}

	{{quotebox\|On second thought, please disregard the previous e-mail.}}		{{quotebox\|On second thought, please disregard the previous e-mail.}}