Mumble - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 23:51, 10 December 2025

2025-12-10T23:51:20Z

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	The fourth Mumble chat is Chris vs Clyde with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[~~niggos~~\|black people]]. Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|throw away his material possessions]].		The fourth Mumble chat is Chris vs Clyde with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black people]]. Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|throw away his material possessions]].

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JinkiesJanke at 11:32, 24 March 2024

2024-03-24T11:32:59Z

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	A shorter chat where Clyde chastises Chris for weaseling out of the previously mentioned video. Near the end, Chris admits that his first attempt is "inferior". Chris asks Julie if Clyde can send her flowers and chocolate.		A shorter chat where Clyde chastises Chris for weaseling out of the previously mentioned video. Near the end, Chris admits that his first attempt is "inferior." Chris asks Julie if Clyde can send her flowers and chocolate.

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	The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life", but he [[autism\|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money\|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion\|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.		The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life," but he [[autism\|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money\|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion\|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.

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JinkiesJanke: /* Summary */

2024-03-24T11:31:49Z

Summary

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	\| [[Mumble 1\|1]]		\| [[Mumble 1\|1]]
	\| 31 [[January 2009]]		\| 31 [[January 2009]]
	\| Chris speaks on [[homos]], wanting to be a woman, arguing with and not loving [[Bob\|his dad]] and other topics		\| Chris speaks on [[homos]], [[Transgender\|wanting to be a woman]], arguing with and not loving [[Bob\|his dad]] and other topics
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	\| [[Mumble 3\|3]]		\| [[Mumble 3\|3]]
	\| 5 February 2009		\| 5 February 2009
	\| Talks to [[Julie]] about [[Molvanîa]]'s destruction, music, protecting her from Clyde Cash, their relationship and their first time together, including cumshots and premature ejaculation.		\| Talks to [[Julie]] about [[Molvanîa]]'s destruction, music, protecting her from Clyde Cash, their relationship and their first time together, including [[Fanta\|cumshots]] and premature ejaculation.
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	\| [[Mumble 3.5\|3.5]]		\| [[Mumble 3.5\|3.5]]
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	\| [[Mumble 5\|5]]		\| [[Mumble 5\|5]]
	\| 7 February 2009		\| 7 February 2009
	\| Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support Julie, going into detail about Chris's unrealistic views on how much money he'll need to live.		\| Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support Julie, going into detail about Chris's unrealistic views on how much [[Chris and money\|money]] he'll need to live.
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	\| [[Mumble 6\|6]]		\| [[Mumble 6\|6]]
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	\| [[Mumble 8\|8]]		\| [[Mumble 8\|8]]
	\| 17 February 2009		\| 17 February 2009
	\| Discusses Chris's contradictory views on [[Christianity]] and premarital [[sex]], [[recycling]] and features a painful breakup with Sarah May where Chris repeatedly calls her "Julie" and [[Chris and death#Sarah May\|she attempts suicide]].		\| Discusses Chris's contradictory views on [[Christianity]] and premarital [[sex]], [[recycling]] and features a painful breakup with [[Sarah May]] where Chris repeatedly calls her "Julie" and [[Chris and death#Sarah May\|she attempts suicide]].
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	\| [[Mumble 9\|9]]		\| [[Mumble 9\|9]]
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	\| [[Mumble 10\|10]]		\| [[Mumble 10\|10]]
	\| 23 February 2009		\| 23 February 2009
	\| A fan chat where he's convinced to go to Cleveland to save Julie from her evil brother [[Max]] at Miscreant HQ.		\| A fan chat where he's convinced to [[Ohio trip\|go to Cleveland]] to save Julie from her evil brother [[Max]] at Miscreant HQ.
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	\| [[Mumble 11\|11]]		\| [[Mumble 11\|11]]
	\| 4 [[March 2009]]		\| 4 [[March 2009]]
	\| Discusses being ill, [[Julie Reveals Herself\|BlueSpike/Julie/Max's deception]] (BlueSpike plays an active part in the chat), getting his accounts and website back and creating a new medallion.		\| Discusses being ill, [[Julie Reveals Herself\|BlueSpike/Julie/Max's deception]] (BlueSpike plays an active part in the chat), getting his accounts and website back and creating a new [[Medallions\|medallion]].
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	\| [[Mumble 12\|12]]		\| [[Mumble 12\|12]]
	\| 5 March 2009		\| 5 March 2009
	\| Chris is still ill, Clyde reveals that he murdered BlueSpike for [[Chris's birthday]], and the mayorship of [[CWCville]] is discussed.		\| Chris is [[Chris and health\|still ill]], Clyde reveals that he murdered BlueSpike for [[Chris's birthday]], and the mayorship of [[CWCville]] is discussed.
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Amanitie: /* 11 */

2023-12-05T17:16:14Z

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	The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. Chris has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that ~~Billy Mays~~ is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.		The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. Chris has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that BILLY MAYS is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.

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PsychoNerd054: /* See also */

2022-01-05T00:26:23Z

Ddcakes22 at 14:30, 8 June 2021

2021-06-08T14:30:38Z

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	'''[[Wikipedia:Mumble (software)\|Mumble]]''' is ~~the~~ voice chat program ~~of choice for~~ [[~~Chris~~]]'s [[trolls]]. Chris ~~made~~ several "fan" chats ~~in here~~ in early [[2009]].		'''[[Wikipedia:Mumble (software)\|Mumble]]''' is an voice chat program which allows users to talk to each other via the same server. During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era\|heydays]] of Chris's trolling, it was widely used by his [[trolls]]. Chris himself used it to make several "fan" chats in early [[2009]].

	==Summary==		==Summary==
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	==See also==		==See also==
			*[[Discord]]
	*[[Sonichu (IRC chat)\|#sonichu]]		*[[Sonichu (IRC chat)\|#sonichu]]
	*[[/cwc/]]		*[[/cwc/]]

Amanitie: /* 6 */

2019-03-13T19:02:54Z

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	The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life", but he [[autism\|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[~~dirty crapped briefs~~]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money\|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion\|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.		The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life", but he [[autism\|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money\|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion\|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.

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FromtheWordsofBR at 23:04, 18 February 2019

2019-02-18T23:04:51Z

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	In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and [[trolls\|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off\|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy\|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest\|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks\|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be ~~Cyborg~~, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob\|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]].		In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and [[trolls\|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off\|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy\|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest\|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks\|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob\|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]].

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SonBreezie: /* List of chats */

2019-02-18T19:54:23Z

List of chats

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	{{main\|Mumble 1}}		{{main\|Mumble 1}}

	In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and [[trolls\|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off\|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy\|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest\|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks\|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be ~~a cyborg~~, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob\|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]].		In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and [[trolls\|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off\|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy\|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest\|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks\|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be Cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob\|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]].

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Apostrophe: overlink

2017-05-10T03:39:22Z

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	In the first of [[Chris]]'s Mumble chats, he and [[trolls\|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off\|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy\|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest\|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks\|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob\|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]].		In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and [[trolls\|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off\|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy\|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest\|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks\|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob\|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]].

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	{{main\|Mumble 2}}		{{main\|Mumble 2}}

	The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. [[Trolls]] ask nonsensical questions about [[Sonichu]], including the wetness of [[Bubbles]]'s [[china]]. Chris is angry that [[Clyde]] broke [[Panda]]'s hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in [[CWCville]]. Chris says that [[alcohol]] is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his [[nudes]] are ~~[[lies\|~~photoshopped]]. Chris says that he is stronger than [[Clyde]] and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a [[Barb\|wild Snorlax appears]].		The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. [[Trolls]] ask nonsensical questions about [[Sonichu]], including the wetness of [[Bubbles]]'s [[china]]. Chris is angry that [[Clyde]] broke [[Panda]]'s hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in [[CWCville]]. Chris says that [[alcohol]] is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his [[nudes]] are photoshopped. Chris says that he is stronger than [[Clyde]] and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a [[Barb\|wild Snorlax appears]].

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	The fourth Mumble chat is [[Chris]] vs [[Clyde]] with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[niggos\|black people]]. Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|throw away his material possessions]].		The fourth Mumble chat is Chris vs Clyde with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[niggos\|black people]]. Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|throw away his material possessions]].

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	{{main\|Mumble 6}}		{{main\|Mumble 6}}
	The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because ~~[[lie\|~~"It's called a life"]], but he [[autism\|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money\|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion\|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.		The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life", but he [[autism\|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money\|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion\|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.

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	The ninth mumble chat is fairly short and follows a very different format. [[The Miscreants]] assemble before [[Chris]] to taunt and menace him as he stumbles and stutters. They inform him that their goal is to prevent Chris from ever getting [[china]], as he is a [[racism\|racist]] who doesn't care about [[women's rights\|women]] as people. They also reveal themselves as being the real [[Sonichu]] fanbase. [[Panda]] is the newest member of the Miscreants. They try to make Chris prove that he really loves Julie, but all he can come up with is that he went to a lot of trouble finding [[Molvanîa]] on the map. Eventually Chris shouts that he has his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral tomorrow, tells them all to "fuck off" and leaves.		The ninth mumble chat is fairly short and follows a very different format. [[The Miscreants]] assemble before Chris to taunt and menace him as he stumbles and stutters. They inform him that their goal is to prevent Chris from ever getting [[china]], as he is a [[racism\|racist]] who doesn't care about [[women's rights\|women]] as people. They also reveal themselves as being the real [[Sonichu]] fanbase. [[Panda]] is the newest member of the Miscreants. They try to make Chris prove that he really loves Julie, but all he can come up with is that he went to a lot of trouble finding [[Molvanîa]] on the map. Eventually Chris shouts that he has his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral tomorrow, tells them all to "fuck off" and leaves.

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	This chat is an extension of the [[Mumble 9\|ninth]] Mumble chat. For some reason, [[Chris]] rejoins [[The Miscreants]] in the chat. Clyde again accuses him of accomplishing nothing in his life. He says he's been ~~[[lie\|~~thinking about getting a job]] and whines about [[stress]]. The Miscreants accuse him of not really caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corrina]]; only caring that he had to go to a funeral on his [[Christian Love Day\|birthday]]. Chris tries to disprove this by pretending to cry. He admits [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|retardation]] and says that he felt true honest respect from his past [[trolls\|sweethearts]] and [[trolls\|gal-pals]]. Chris says he's learned to tell lies from the truth, as he doubts that these women were trolls. Clyde attacks Chris for his [[Chris and money\|financial stupidity]]. ~~[[lie\|~~Chris says that he mostly tells the truth]]. Chris eventually storms out, and the Miscreants discuss future plans.		This chat is an extension of the [[Mumble 9\|ninth]] Mumble chat. For some reason, Chris rejoins [[The Miscreants]] in the chat. Clyde again accuses him of accomplishing nothing in his life. He says he's been thinking about getting a job and whines about [[stress]]. The Miscreants accuse him of not really caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corrina]]; only caring that he had to go to a funeral on his [[Christian Love Day\|birthday]]. Chris tries to disprove this by pretending to cry. He admits [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|retardation]] and says that he felt true honest respect from his past [[trolls\|sweethearts]] and [[trolls\|gal-pals]]. Chris says he's learned to tell lies from the truth, as he doubts that these women were trolls. Clyde attacks Chris for his [[Chris and money\|financial stupidity]]. Chris says that he mostly tells the truth. Chris eventually storms out, and the Miscreants discuss future plans.

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	{{main\|Mumble 10}}		{{main\|Mumble 10}}
	In the tenth Mumble chat, [[Julie]] has been kidnapped by [[Max]] and 'spirited away' to [[Miscreants\|Miscreant]] Headquarters. Our hero, [[Chris-Chan]], must wrestle with making the unenviable decision of whether he can be bothered to drive to Cleveland for his [[china\|true love]], and awaits the impending decision of the mythical Powers That Be that will shape the path of his destiny - will he get his [[Barb\|mum's]] permission to go? This entire chat is spent trying to convince Chris to defy his parents' wishes, and allay his fears of being attacked and/or arrested for [[pedofork]]ery upon arrival. [[Clyde Cash]] makes a brief cameo.		In the tenth Mumble chat, [[Julie]] has been kidnapped by [[Max]] and 'spirited away' to [[Miscreants\|Miscreant]] Headquarters. Our hero, Chris-Chan, must wrestle with making the unenviable decision of whether he can be bothered to drive to Cleveland for his [[china\|true love]], and awaits the impending decision of the mythical Powers That Be that will shape the path of his destiny - will he get his [[Barb\|mum's]] permission to go? This entire chat is spent trying to convince Chris to defy his parents' wishes, and allay his fears of being attacked and/or arrested for [[pedofork]]ery upon arrival. [[Clyde Cash]] makes a brief cameo.

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	{{main\|Mumble 11}}		{{main\|Mumble 11}}
	The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. [[Chris]] has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that Billy Mays is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.		The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. Chris has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that Billy Mays is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.

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	{{main\|Mumble 12}}		{{main\|Mumble 12}}
	The twelfth and final Mumble chat. [[Chris]] reacts to very little throughout. Chris is still sick, and working on getting his website back up. [[Clyde Cash]] has murdered [[BlueSpike]] as a birthday gift for Chris. Chris seems to be mildly surprised that Clyde did this, but [[Chris and Death\|shows no real emotion]]. Chris will reveal how elections in [[CWCville]] work in a future 'book', he has to think about it. Chris whines about Clyde dragging him away for his 'work' of getting his website back up. Clyde tells him to go outside. Chris says that he will go out and [[Love Quest\|find a woman locally]] by being 'very social' and what sounds like 'civil about it'. He then disappears into the murky toy-filled depths from whence he came.		The twelfth and final Mumble chat. Chris reacts to very little throughout. Chris is still sick, and working on getting his website back up. [[Clyde Cash]] has murdered [[BlueSpike]] as a birthday gift for Chris. Chris seems to be mildly surprised that Clyde did this, but [[Chris and Death\|shows no real emotion]]. Chris will reveal how elections in [[CWCville]] work in a future 'book', he has to think about it. Chris whines about Clyde dragging him away for his 'work' of getting his website back up. Clyde tells him to go outside. Chris says that he will go out and [[Love Quest\|find a woman locally]] by being 'very social' and what sounds like 'civil about it'. He then disappears into the murky toy-filled depths from whence he came.

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	In the first of [[Chris]]'s Mumble chats, he and [[trolls\|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off\|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy\|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest\|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks\|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob\|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]].		In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and [[trolls\|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off\|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy\|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest\|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks\|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob\|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]].

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	{{main\|Mumble 2}}		{{main\|Mumble 2}}

	The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. [[Trolls]] ask nonsensical questions about [[Sonichu]], including the wetness of [[Bubbles]]'s [[china]]. Chris is angry that [[Clyde]] broke [[Panda]]'s hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in [[CWCville]]. Chris says that [[alcohol]] is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his [[nudes]] are ~~[[lies\|~~photoshopped]]. Chris says that he is stronger than [[Clyde]] and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a [[Barb\|wild Snorlax appears]].		The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. [[Trolls]] ask nonsensical questions about [[Sonichu]], including the wetness of [[Bubbles]]'s [[china]]. Chris is angry that [[Clyde]] broke [[Panda]]'s hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in [[CWCville]]. Chris says that [[alcohol]] is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his [[nudes]] are photoshopped. Chris says that he is stronger than [[Clyde]] and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a [[Barb\|wild Snorlax appears]].

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	{{main\|Mumble 4}}		{{main\|Mumble 4}}
	The fourth Mumble chat is [[Chris]] vs [[Clyde]] with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[niggos\|black people]]. Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|throw away his material possessions]].		The fourth Mumble chat is Chris vs Clyde with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[niggos\|black people]]. Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|throw away his material possessions]].

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	The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because ~~[[lie\|~~"It's called a life"]], but he [[autism\|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money\|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion\|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.		The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life", but he [[autism\|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money\|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion\|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.

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	{{main\|Mumble 9}}		{{main\|Mumble 9}}
	The ninth mumble chat is fairly short and follows a very different format. [[The Miscreants]] assemble before [[Chris]] to taunt and menace him as he stumbles and stutters. They inform him that their goal is to prevent Chris from ever getting [[china]], as he is a [[racism\|racist]] who doesn't care about [[women's rights\|women]] as people. They also reveal themselves as being the real [[Sonichu]] fanbase. [[Panda]] is the newest member of the Miscreants. They try to make Chris prove that he really loves Julie, but all he can come up with is that he went to a lot of trouble finding [[Molvanîa]] on the map. Eventually Chris shouts that he has his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral tomorrow, tells them all to "fuck off" and leaves.		The ninth mumble chat is fairly short and follows a very different format. [[The Miscreants]] assemble before Chris to taunt and menace him as he stumbles and stutters. They inform him that their goal is to prevent Chris from ever getting [[china]], as he is a [[racism\|racist]] who doesn't care about [[women's rights\|women]] as people. They also reveal themselves as being the real [[Sonichu]] fanbase. [[Panda]] is the newest member of the Miscreants. They try to make Chris prove that he really loves Julie, but all he can come up with is that he went to a lot of trouble finding [[Molvanîa]] on the map. Eventually Chris shouts that he has his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral tomorrow, tells them all to "fuck off" and leaves.

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	This chat is an extension of the [[Mumble 9\|ninth]] Mumble chat. For some reason, [[Chris]] rejoins [[The Miscreants]] in the chat. Clyde again accuses him of accomplishing nothing in his life. He says he's been ~~[[lie\|~~thinking about getting a job]] and whines about [[stress]]. The Miscreants accuse him of not really caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corrina]]; only caring that he had to go to a funeral on his [[Christian Love Day\|birthday]]. Chris tries to disprove this by pretending to cry. He admits [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|retardation]] and says that he felt true honest respect from his past [[trolls\|sweethearts]] and [[trolls\|gal-pals]]. Chris says he's learned to tell lies from the truth, as he doubts that these women were trolls. Clyde attacks Chris for his [[Chris and money\|financial stupidity]]. ~~[[lie\|~~Chris says that he mostly tells the truth]]. Chris eventually storms out, and the Miscreants discuss future plans.		This chat is an extension of the [[Mumble 9\|ninth]] Mumble chat. For some reason, Chris rejoins [[The Miscreants]] in the chat. Clyde again accuses him of accomplishing nothing in his life. He says he's been thinking about getting a job and whines about [[stress]]. The Miscreants accuse him of not really caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corrina]]; only caring that he had to go to a funeral on his [[Christian Love Day\|birthday]]. Chris tries to disprove this by pretending to cry. He admits [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|retardation]] and says that he felt true honest respect from his past [[trolls\|sweethearts]] and [[trolls\|gal-pals]]. Chris says he's learned to tell lies from the truth, as he doubts that these women were trolls. Clyde attacks Chris for his [[Chris and money\|financial stupidity]]. Chris says that he mostly tells the truth. Chris eventually storms out, and the Miscreants discuss future plans.

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	{{main\|Mumble 10}}		{{main\|Mumble 10}}
	In the tenth Mumble chat, [[Julie]] has been kidnapped by [[Max]] and 'spirited away' to [[Miscreants\|Miscreant]] Headquarters. Our hero, [[Chris-Chan]], must wrestle with making the unenviable decision of whether he can be bothered to drive to Cleveland for his [[china\|true love]], and awaits the impending decision of the mythical Powers That Be that will shape the path of his destiny - will he get his [[Barb\|mum's]] permission to go? This entire chat is spent trying to convince Chris to defy his parents' wishes, and allay his fears of being attacked and/or arrested for [[pedofork]]ery upon arrival. [[Clyde Cash]] makes a brief cameo.		In the tenth Mumble chat, [[Julie]] has been kidnapped by [[Max]] and 'spirited away' to [[Miscreants\|Miscreant]] Headquarters. Our hero, Chris-Chan, must wrestle with making the unenviable decision of whether he can be bothered to drive to Cleveland for his [[china\|true love]], and awaits the impending decision of the mythical Powers That Be that will shape the path of his destiny - will he get his [[Barb\|mum's]] permission to go? This entire chat is spent trying to convince Chris to defy his parents' wishes, and allay his fears of being attacked and/or arrested for [[pedofork]]ery upon arrival. [[Clyde Cash]] makes a brief cameo.

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	{{main\|Mumble 11}}		{{main\|Mumble 11}}
	The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. [[Chris]] has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that Billy Mays is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.		The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. Chris has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that Billy Mays is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.

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	{{main\|Mumble 12}}		{{main\|Mumble 12}}
	The twelfth and final Mumble chat. [[Chris]] reacts to very little throughout. Chris is still sick, and working on getting his website back up. [[Clyde Cash]] has murdered [[BlueSpike]] as a birthday gift for Chris. Chris seems to be mildly surprised that Clyde did this, but [[Chris and Death\|shows no real emotion]]. Chris will reveal how elections in [[CWCville]] work in a future 'book', he has to think about it. Chris whines about Clyde dragging him away for his 'work' of getting his website back up. Clyde tells him to go outside. Chris says that he will go out and [[Love Quest\|find a woman locally]] by being 'very social' and what sounds like 'civil about it'. He then disappears into the murky toy-filled depths from whence he came.		The twelfth and final Mumble chat. Chris reacts to very little throughout. Chris is still sick, and working on getting his website back up. [[Clyde Cash]] has murdered [[BlueSpike]] as a birthday gift for Chris. Chris seems to be mildly surprised that Clyde did this, but [[Chris and Death\|shows no real emotion]]. Chris will reveal how elections in [[CWCville]] work in a future 'book', he has to think about it. Chris whines about Clyde dragging him away for his 'work' of getting his website back up. Clyde tells him to go outside. Chris says that he will go out and [[Love Quest\|find a woman locally]] by being 'very social' and what sounds like 'civil about it'. He then disappears into the murky toy-filled depths from whence he came.

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