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Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:43, 22 January 2026

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Ivandevon at 01:43, 5 February 2022

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Oh, And uh, Julie, I know I could take him on he's friggin' 81. But it's like, you know he's my father and I have to respect him. I mean I don't have to love him but I have to respect him. Yeah. [''Yawn''] Lot of life factors that can bring you up or take you down.<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Oh, And uh, Julie, I know I could take him on he's friggin' 81. But it's like, you know he's my father and I have to respect him. I mean I don't have to love him but I have to respect him. Yeah. [''Yawn''] Lot of life factors that can bring you up or take you down.<br>
	<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Yeah... Hey Chris. Have you ever thought, like, just randomly, what it would be like if you were a cyborg? You know, half man, half machine?<br>		<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Yeah... Hey Chris. Have you ever thought, like, just randomly, what it would be like if you were a cyborg? You know, half man, half machine?<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhhh. Yeah that doesn't happen but uh, a bunch of time, I often will randomly [[~~Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo~~\|ponder what my life would be like if I was actually born a woman]].<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhhh. Yeah that doesn't happen but uh, a bunch of time, I often will randomly [[Tomgirl\|ponder what my life would be like if I was actually born a woman]].<br />
	<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> [''Surprised''] Oh really?<br />		<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> [''Surprised''] Oh really?<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but... I dunno, but, you know, I mean I would theorize that it could be better than my life now.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but... I dunno, but, you know, I mean I would theorize that it could be better than my life now.<br />

KingClark at 21:48, 5 January 2022

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Rtucker913 at 04:11, 8 September 2021

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	'''Mumble 1''' is the first of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]] which took place on 31 [[January 2009]]. In this fifty-minute chat, Chris mostly goes on about video games. Gems include the thought that incest is okay if there are two women, and stuff about the [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo trip]].		'''Mumble 1''' is the first of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]] which took place on 31 [[January 2009]]. In this fifty-minute chat, Chris mostly goes on about video games. Gems include the thought that [[incest]] is okay if there are two women, and stuff about the [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo trip]].

	Length: '''49:32'''		Length: '''49:32'''

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Not necessary

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	* Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ... or 80		* Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ... or 80
	* Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him		* Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him
	* ~~Chris never thought about what life as Cyborg would be like, but he~~ ponders what life as a [[Tomgirl\|woman]] would be like		* He ponders what life as a [[Tomgirl\|woman]] would be like
	* ''[[Family Guy]]'' quote: "God gave me the package, I signed for it."		* ''[[Family Guy]]'' quote: "God gave me the package, I signed for it."
	* Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.		* Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.
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	* For women it's a choice to be gay. ''Family Guy'' told him so.		* For women it's a choice to be gay. ''Family Guy'' told him so.
	* HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED		* HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED

	==Video==		==Video==
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SonBreezie: /* Notes */ I have a crush on Cyborg, actually.

2019-02-18T19:53:20Z

Notes: I have a crush on Cyborg, actually.

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	* Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ... or 80		* Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ... or 80
	* Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him		* Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him
	* He ponders what life as a [[Tomgirl\|woman]] would be like		* Chris never thought about what life as Cyborg would be like, but he ponders what life as a [[Tomgirl\|woman]] would be like
	* ''[[Family Guy]]'' quote: "God gave me the package, I signed for it."		* ''[[Family Guy]]'' quote: "God gave me the package, I signed for it."
	* Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.		* Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.
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	* For women it's a choice to be gay. ''Family Guy'' told him so.		* For women it's a choice to be gay. ''Family Guy'' told him so.
	* HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED		* HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm still here.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm still here.<br />
	<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> So have you ever been to any concerts in your life? Ever?<br />		<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> So have you ever been to any concerts in your life? Ever?<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Concerts. ~~[[Lie\|~~I've been to a few but I can't remember.]]<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Concerts. I've been to a few but I can't remember.<br />
	<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Huhh. Yeah that's, uhhh... Give me a few minutes I'll show you some footage from the last one. You guys keep talking about video games and stuff. If you can.<br>		<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Huhh. Yeah that's, uhhh... Give me a few minutes I'll show you some footage from the last one. You guys keep talking about video games and stuff. If you can.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Just whatever comes to mind.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Just whatever comes to mind.<br />

Trombonista at 18:47, 19 December 2015

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Trombonista at 20:52, 27 November 2015

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Trombonista at 18:37, 20 November 2015

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	'''Mumble 1''' is the first of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]] which took place on 31 [[January 2009]]. In this fifty-minute chat, Chris mostly goes on about video games. Gems include the thought that [[incest]] is okay if there are two women, and stuff about the [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo trip]].		'''Mumble 1''' is the first of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]] which took place on 31 [[January 2009]]. In this fifty-minute chat, Chris mostly goes on about video games. Gems include the thought that [[Chris and Sex#Incest\|incest]] is okay if there are two women, and stuff about the [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo trip]].

	Length: '''49:32'''		Length: '''49:32'''
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	===Notes===		===Notes===
	* Info for Chris's Room map: L-shaped Lego CWCville		* Info for Chris's Room map: L-shaped Lego CWCville.
	* Chris then admits to his family being [[~~house~~\|pack rats]]		* Chris then admits to his family being [[14 Branchland Court\|pack rats]].
	* He's "unanimous" about being against homos.		* He's "unanimous" about being against homos.
	* He appreciates the [[Sonichu Girls]]		* He appreciates the [[Sonichu Girls]].
	* ''[[Shuffle!]]'' is a harem dating sim/anime he wants to see		* ''[[Shuffle!]]'' is a harem dating sim/anime he wants to see.
	* He was "tested" for [[autism]]...		* He was "tested" for [[autism]]...
	* Has no desire to make new male friends		* Has no desire to make new male friends.
	* He went to California to meet [[Cole Smithey\|Cole]]		* He went to California to meet [[Cole Smithey\|Cole]].
	* Lesbians are okay, two gay lovers are not		* Lesbians are okay, two gay lovers are not.
	* Threesome with two women a-okay with him		* Threesome with two women a-okay with him.
	* "An incest?" he doesn't understand, discourages it		* "An incest?" he doesn't understand, discourages it.
	* Anne Boleyn is his aunt. He looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn to find a link between them (on [[Wikipedia]] of course)		* Anne Boleyn is his aunt. He looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn to find a link between them (on [[Wikipedia]], of course).
	* He saw ''~~[[Wikipedia:The Other Boleyn Girl~~\|The Other Boleyn Girl]]''. He knows no incest happened		* He saw ''{{w\|The Other Boleyn Girl}}''. He knows no incest happened.
	* Sisterly incest may be okay. Not for certain.		* Sisterly incest may be okay. Not for certain.
	* Chris sees himself in [[Obama]] because they're both outcasts		* Chris sees himself in [[Barack Obama]] because they're both outcasts.
	* Canadians are polite and play hockey.		* Canadians are polite and play hockey.
	* Troll explains 21 December 2012 to him. Chris thinks it's the actual end of the world.		* Troll explains 21 December 2012 to him. Chris thinks it's the actual end of the world.
	* Discusses Chris's [[ED]] page being deleted		* Discusses Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page being deleted.
	* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] saw the ED page		* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] saw the ED page.
	* Chris hates Clyde, that 'joike'		* Chris hates Clyde, that 'joike'.
	* Chris's dad argues with Chris in [[Son-Chu\|the car]], makes Chris depressed		* Chris's dad argues with Chris in [[Son-Chu\|the car]], makes Chris depressed.
	* Chris tries to ignore his dad. He recently yelled at his dad and HIS DAD FLIPPED HIM OFF to which Chris said (insert condescending mothers voice) "Did you just give me the finger?!"		* Chris tries to ignore his dad. He recently yelled at his dad and HIS DAD FLIPPED HIM OFF to which Chris said (insert condescending mothers voice) "Did you just give me the finger?!"
	* Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ... or 80		* Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ... or 80.
	* Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him		* Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him.
	* He ponders what life as a [[Tomgirl\|woman]] would be like		* He ponders what life as a [[Tomgirl\|woman]] would be like.
	* ''[[Family Guy]]'' quote: "God gave me the package, I signed for it."		* ''[[Family Guy]]'' quote: "God gave me the package, I signed for it."
	* Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.		* Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for [[Transgender\|a sex change]].
	* Sooner have a sex change than turn into a homo		* Sooner have a sex change than turn into a homo.
	* Says some people are born gay or choose that way.		* Says some people are born gay or choose that way.
	* For women it's a choice to be gay. ''Family Guy'' told him so.		* For women it's a choice to be gay. ''Family Guy'' told him so.
	* HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED		* HE IS STRAIGHT [[SLGBTQ\|AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED]]!
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah well, I'm saying that I hate homo males. And plus uh, I don't like, I don- I'm not- I'm not fond of men in general, cuz [[Bob Chandler\|my father]], he picks more arguments than flies in a garbage dump. That's my personal joke about... Yeah I know but- yeah but still then there was the principal in the elementary school, again. And uh also I have tests from- from when I was being tested for [[Autism]]-<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah well, I'm saying that I hate homo males. And plus uh, I don't like, I don- I'm not- I'm not fond of men in general, cuz [[Bob Chandler\|my father]], he picks more arguments than flies in a garbage dump. That's my personal joke about... Yeah I know but- yeah but still then there was the principal in the elementary school, again. And uh also I have tests from- from when I was being tested for [[Autism]]-<br />
	<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Mmm-Hmm?<br />		<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Mmm-Hmm?<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That s- it said I'd get along- that I would get along better with fe- with uh, girls than I do with guys. So that's, so lot of, lot of aspects and points that uh lead up to my personal feelings- and I mean nothing personal against anybody, it's just that's the way I feel, would prefer not to uh, be too close to the men. I mean uh, I mean- uhehuhuh I mean like I said as far as I'll go is respect. Respect.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That s- it said I'd get along- that I would get along better with fe- with uh, girls than I do with guys. So that's, so lot of, lot of aspects and points that uh lead up to my personal feelings- and I mean nothing personal against anybody, it's just that's the way I feel, would prefer not to uh, be too close to the men. I mean uh, I mean- uhehuhuh I mean like I said as far as I'll go is respect. Respect.<br>
	[''Pause'']<br />		[''Pause'']<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah I uh- Yeah I uh yeah I hear you, yeah I hear you on that but, hmm... Yeah but uh yeah umm I guess as a friend it's OK- I guess, eyaah, you know you can quote me on this uh, as a friend it- as a friend it's OK but you know uh I mean it's, but like it comes to like meet- uh, meeting new ones, uhh, I prefer to just kinda keep my distance. At time. I read these-I read these lines here. Hmm.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah I uh- Yeah I uh yeah I hear you, yeah I hear you on that but, hmm... Yeah but uh yeah umm I guess as a friend it's OK- I guess, eyaah, you know you can quote me on this uh, as a friend it- as a friend it's OK but you know uh I mean it's, but like it comes to like meet- uh, meeting new ones, uhh, I prefer to just kinda keep my distance. At time. I read these-I read these lines here. Hmm.<br />
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion.<br />
	[''Pause, recording seems to cut out and recorder's typing is heard'']<br />		[''Pause, recording seems to cut out and recorder's typing is heard'']<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And all, huh. Yeah OK But uh also I mean I'm uh, also, I've uh talked to others before with uh, Sarah, my uh s- s- [[PandaHalo\|Sarah, my girlfriend]]. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And all, huh. Yeah OK But uh also I mean I'm uh, also, I've uh talked to others before with uh, Sarah, my uh s- s- [[PandaHalo\|Sarah, my girlfriend]]. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.<br>
	<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Huh, that- that- Yeah I think I get that, you know I mean a woman's bodies is just a bit uh better, wouldn't you agree?<br />		<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Huh, that- that- Yeah I think I get that, you know I mean a woman's bodies is just a bit uh better, wouldn't you agree?<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh, I'm sorry what was the adjective you just used?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh, I'm sorry what was the adjective you just used?<br />
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	<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Wow...<br />		<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Wow...<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But yeah it's like you know I'm trying to find the missing link between Mary, and [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland\|the first Earl of Portland, Richard Weston]]. I- I've looked it up on [[Chris and Wikipedia\|Wikipedia]].<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But yeah it's like you know I'm trying to find the missing link between Mary, and [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland\|the first Earl of Portland, Richard Weston]]. I- I've looked it up on [[Chris and Wikipedia\|Wikipedia]].<br />
	[Brief Pause]<br />		[''Brief Pause'']<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But uh, but yeah, but anyway getting back to the uh Anne Boleyn thing, I saw the movie ''The Other Boleyn Girl''<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But uh, but yeah, but anyway getting back to the uh Anne Boleyn thing, I saw the movie ''The Other Boleyn Girl''<br />
	<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Mmm Hmm?<br />		<font color="#800080">'''Trap:'''</font> Mmm Hmm?<br />
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Sighs very loudly'']<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Sighs very loudly'']<br />
	[''Pause, intermittent background noise'']<br />		[''Pause, intermittent background noise'']<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, to quote New Brian from an episode [[Family Guy]]. Inspiration does not have a schedule so it's like you know. One day you can be inspired to do something and the next day something bad happens and you're like drained from days to weeks to months.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, to quote New Brian from an episode [[Family Guy]]. Inspiration does not have a schedule so it's like you know. One day you can be inspired to do something and the next day something bad happens and you're like drained from days to weeks to months.<br>
	[''Pause'']<br />		[''Pause'']<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Yeah I tried but then more bad stuff happens and it just drags me down further. Especially my father, causing an argument when I'm trapped with him in the car.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Yeah I tried but then more bad stuff happens and it just drags me down further. Especially my father, causing an argument when I'm trapped with him in the car.<br />