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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Really. Hmm. Really. Hmm. So what you're saying here is all the times I've received calls from trolls, telling me to F-off, or I'm a S-head, they've just been basically wanting me to prove myself and not out to hurt me or anything.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Really. Hmm. Really. Hmm. So what you're saying here is all the times I've received calls from trolls, telling me to F-off, or I'm a S-head, they've just been basically wanting me to prove myself and not out to hurt me or anything.<br />
	'''Fan''': Did you receive any calls today or something?<br />		'''Fan''': Did you receive any calls today or something?<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah. It's just that I received a call earlier, and that's where I learned Max found [[~~Sex tape~~\|the video I sent to Julie of her own consent]], she asked me to send her a video, and then you see, he said it got uploaded to YouTube, so I assume that uh, I mean at first I was shocked but then realized that since her brother, uh, Max was a troll at himself at one point or another that he probably found it and uploaded it.<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah. It's just that I received a call earlier, and that's where I learned Max found [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|the video I sent to Julie of her own consent]], she asked me to send her a video, and then you see, he said it got uploaded to YouTube, so I assume that uh, I mean at first I was shocked but then realized that since her brother, uh, Max was a troll at himself at one point or another that he probably found it and uploaded it.<br>
	'''Fan''': Um, Chris.<br>		'''Fan''': Um, Chris.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> And also, on that note, the girl who called me to tell me about that, uh, accused Julie of being a troll herself on that note.<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> And also, on that note, the girl who called me to tell me about that, uh, accused Julie of being a troll herself on that note.<br>

PsychoNerd054: /* Links */

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Links

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	* [https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBWHROWEhqT0w4N3M Download]		* [https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBWHROWEhqT0w4N3M Download]

			{{JulieSaga}}
	{{FanChats}}		{{FanChats}}
	[[Category:Mumble chats]]		[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Trombonista at 17:54, 29 March 2016

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Trombonista at 18:56, 19 December 2015

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Trombonista at 18:42, 20 November 2015

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Skip Teppins at 02:12, 11 June 2014

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	{{quote\|I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age.\|Chris}}		{{quote\|I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age.\|Chris}}

	The [[Trolls\|loyal fanbase]] tries to persuade Chris to travel to Cleveland to rescue Julie from the clutches of her evil brother, Max. Chris (and his mother) have some doubts, mostly that it is a sting operation in the manner of ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator\|To Catch a Predator]]'' (which had stopped filming by 2009). One of the trolls tries to tell Chris an anecdote about independence and asserting yourself to gain the respect of your parents as you grow up, but Chris interrupts him and talks over his story. At the end of the chat, [[Clyde Cash]] comes in to intimidate Chris and reassure him that [[Julie]] is in his headquarters, being [[hanky panky\|taken care of]]		The [[Trolls\|loyal fanbase]] tries to persuade Chris to travel to Cleveland to rescue Julie from the clutches of her evil brother, Max. Chris (and his mother) have some doubts, mostly that it is a sting operation in the manner of ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator\|To Catch a Predator]]'' (which had stopped filming by 2009). One of the trolls tries to tell Chris an anecdote about independence and asserting yourself to gain the respect of your parents as you grow up, but Chris interrupts him and talks over his story. At the end of the chat, [[Clyde Cash]] comes in to intimidate Chris and reassure him that [[Julie]] is in his headquarters, being [[hanky panky\|taken care of]].

	==Summary==		==Summary==

Pyromcr: /* Links */

2012-07-20T23:19:46Z

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	==Links==		==Links==
	* [~~http~~://~~www~~.~~mediafire~~.com/?~~uwwmmnll2ny~~ Download]		* [https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBWHROWEhqT0w4N3M Download]


	{{FanChats}}		{{FanChats}}
	[[Category:Mumble chats]]		[[Category:Mumble chats]]

ChinaChan: Grammar fixed, spelling fixed, added the aftermath with the trolls talking

2012-07-17T02:22:50Z

Grammar fixed, spelling fixed, added the aftermath with the trolls talking

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	{{quote\|I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age.\|Chris}}		{{quote\|I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age.\|Chris}}

	The [[Trolls\|loyal fanbase]] tries to persuade Chris to travel to Cleveland to rescue Julie from the clutches of her evil brother, Max. Chris (and his mother) have some doubts, mostly that it is a sting operation in the manner of ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator\|To Catch a Predator]]'' (which had stopped filming by 2009). One of the trolls tries to tell Chris an anecdote about independence and asserting yourself to gain the respect of your parents as you grow up, but Chris interrupts him and talks over his story.		The [[Trolls\|loyal fanbase]] tries to persuade Chris to travel to Cleveland to rescue Julie from the clutches of her evil brother, Max. Chris (and his mother) have some doubts, mostly that it is a sting operation in the manner of ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator\|To Catch a Predator]]'' (which had stopped filming by 2009). One of the trolls tries to tell Chris an anecdote about independence and asserting yourself to gain the respect of your parents as you grow up, but Chris interrupts him and talks over his story. At the end of the chat, [[Clyde Cash]] comes in to intimidate Chris and reassure him that [[Julie]] is in his headquarters, being [[hanky panky\|taken care of]]

	==Summary==		==Summary==
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	'''F4''': oh wait Clyde's here<br />		'''F4''': oh wait Clyde's here<br />
	'''F2''': Uh ohhh<br />		'''F2''': Uh ohhh<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you~~, happy~~ birthday Mr. Sonichu~~, happy~~ birthday to you<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Brooding and slow'') Happy Birthday...to you. Happy birthday...to you. Happy birthday...Mr. Sonichu. Happy birthday...to you<br />
	'''F2''': Ohhhhh dear<br />		'''F2''': Ohhhhh dear...<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh well listen Clyde I've just been- I've waiting patiently and talking to these nice people here, ~~but anyway~~ I just wanted to hear from you that uh I come pick up Julie, I'm not gonna, I just wanted to hear from you that I'm not gonna get harmed or turned into the police or anything like that<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, well listen Clyde, I've just been- I-I've waiting patiently and talking to these...nice people here. But anyway, I just wanted to hear from you that uh, you know, I come pick up Julie. I'm not gonna, I just wanted to hear from you that I'm not gonna get harmed, or turned into the police, or anything like that. <br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Of course not we're just gonna make sure that you never ever ever you know, uhh I've been drinking, anyway~~, never~~ touch a woman because uh you know, you're not a man<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Of course not! We-we're just gonna make sure that you never, ever, ever, you know (''long pause'') uhh I've been drinking...anyway! Never touch a woman because uh you know, you're not a man<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ~~uhh~~ yeah but basically I'm allowed to pick up Julie over at you headquarters<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uhh yeah, but basically I'm allowed to pick up Julie over at you headquarters? <br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Sure if you can do that, I dunno if you can drive or anything~~, driving~~ must be pretty hard for you<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Sure! If you can do that, I dunno if you can drive or anything. Driving must be pretty hard for you (''snorts'')<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah well I can, ~~Yeah~~ well as I have told these nice people uh yeah I'm ~~gonna~~ talk to my mother some more and put my foot down and uh you know make my own and hopefully I'll get uh I'll have the money on me for the gas that I need for the trip~~, and~~ uh you know within the next few days I ~~will~~ come down to Cleveland and pick up Julie myself<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah well I can...yeah, well I just...as I have told these uh, nice people, uh...yeah, I'm going to uh, talk to my mother some more and uh, put my foot down, and uh you know uh...you know, make my own- and hopefully I'll get uh I'll ha-uh have the money on me for the gas that I need for the trip. And uh...you know, within the next few days I WILL come down to Cleveland and pick up Julie myself.<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well bring your love man, because love's like, love's like a bunch of stuff you know<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well, bring your love man, because love's like...love's like... a bunch of stuff...you know?<br />
	'''F5''': Clyde, Clyde why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?<br />		'''F5''': Clyde, Clyde why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Why am I doing this? ~~well~~ uh yeah well ~~uh because~~ Chris is a terrible person, he's like lied to me and stuff<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Why am I doing this? Maaaan. Well uh yeah well. Because Chris is a terrible person, he's like lied to me and stuff. Like, yeah.<br />
	'''F5''': He's not a terrible person, he's my hero<br />		'''F5''': He's not a terrible person, he's my hero!<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well you have a terrible hero~~, pick superman,~~ superman's awesome<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Overlapping with Chris'')Well, you have a terrible friggin' hero. Pick superman. Superman's awesome. <br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah well but uh let me see if I can put it more simpler terms, as uh, compared to what all y'all nice people have described for me, ~~Clyde~~ you have you basically just want to test me for being a true person and that's why you're holding Julie captive in your headquarters<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> (''Overlapping with Clyde'') Yeah well but uh let me see if I can put it more simpler terms, as uh, compared to what all y'all nice people have uh, described for me. Clyde, you have...you just basically just want to test me for being a true person, and that's why you're holding Julie captive in your "headquarters".<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> She's not really captive, she's having the time of her life~~, we~~'ve given ~~ever~~ god damn loving you couldn't provide (~~evil~~ laughter)<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> She's not really captive, she's having the time of her life! We've given her every god damn loving you couldn't provide (''Evil laughter'')<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well anyway you basically want me to test my love for Julie ~~and~~ uh so and uh you just want me to finally show that I'm a man and that I can stand up myself and do what I want like a man should ~~and~~ uh that's basically it in a nutshell isn't it?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well, anyway uh...you basically want me to test my uh, love for-love for Julie's. And uh so (''pause'') and uh you just want me to finally show that [[Tomgirl\|I'm a man]], and that I can uh...stand up myself and do what I want like a man should. And uh, that's tha-basically it in a nutshell, isn't it?<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Sure, that's perfect<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Lazily'') Sure, that's perfect. <br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok ~~alright~~ well listen I gotta go get something to eat and ~~the~~ I should rest up for the funeral so another time I'll come back into the mumble, but you know shortly after I will, shortly after the funeral I will be coming down to uh Cleveland and I will pick Julie up, and I will have her and me spend a little time together, maybe uh maybe over at ~~max~~'s house, and then I'll be bring her back here. My house<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok. Alright well listen I gotta go get [[McDonalds\|something to eat]]. So uh...and then I should rest up for the funeral, sooo...so another time I'll come back into the mumble. But, you know, but (''background noise'') but shortly after, you know...shortly after I will, shortly after the funeral I will be coming down to uh Cleveland and I will pick Julie up, and I will uh, have her, have her and me spend a little time together, maybe at uh- maybe over at Max's house, and then I'll bring her back here. [[14 Branchland Court\|To my house]].<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Ok if you do make it I'll give you a box of chocolates, a box of chocolates<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Ok, if you do make it I'll give you a box of chocolates, okay? A box of chocolates!<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uh you don't have, you don't have to give me anything~~, maybe~~ just a handshake, a promise that you'll uh disband this organization and that uh you'll<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uh you don't have, you don't have to give me anything. Mmmm. Maybe just a handshake, and a promise that you'll uh, disband [[Miscreants\|this organization]], and that you'll not do this anymore-<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> [''Interrupting'']~~Sure~~ bro.<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> [''Interrupting'']-sure bro.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok~~, alright, ok~~, we'll- I'll talk to my mom later and put my foot down, because right now she's sleeping, and then I have ~~the~~ funeral to worry about~~; but~~ after the funeral, I will.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok. Alright. Ok, we'll- I'll talk to my mom later and put my foot down, because right now she's sleeping, and then I have that funeral to worry about. So after the funeral, I will. (''Amidst background noise'') Talk to her and put my foot down.<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Alright bro, have fun.<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Slurring his words'') Alright bro, have fun.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright... yeah, ok, well~~, the~~ majority of y'all take care and, you know, just mingle amongst yourselves for now. ''[Chris ~~leaves~~]''<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright... yeah, ok, well. The majority of y'all take care and, you know, just...mingle amongst yourselves for now. Take--''[Chris is cut off]''<br />
	[~~Chat room erupts with everyone speaking over each other~~]		(''There is a short pause, followed by a sudden outbreak of noise from the trolls'')<br />
			'''High-pitched Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I didn't see the ending of that...<br />
			'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') Fuck that faggot!<br />
			'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I can't believe that...<br />
			'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I'll break his GUTS!<br />
			'''Hispanic Fan''': He's a fucking faggot!<br />
			'''Fan''': Yeah.<br />
			(''Lots of background noise: Clyde tries to speak overtop of them'')<br />
			<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''In perfect English, without a hint of slurring'') What if he does...if he pulls another shit like he did like [[Miyamoto emails\|Redmond]] when he was like, "Oh yeah I just got back, and now Julie's laying in my bed, but I'm not gonna put her on camera! Hahahaha!"<br />
			'''Fan''': Hey, Blue. Blue.<br />
			<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I swear to god, the whole...<br />
			<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike''':</font> What? (''Trolls speaks overtop of him'') Did you notice what I did? <br />
			'''Fan''': Yeah! Dude, I was gonna say. Nice touch with the whole "Light Yagami" laugh thing.<br />
			'''Fan''': Yeah, that was great. <br />
			<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I was gonna give him a box of chocolates, man! A box of chocolates!<br />
			'''Fan''': (''Annoyingly'') [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Box of chocolates!]] <br />

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	'''High-pitched Fan''': Umm, sure!<br>		'''High-pitched Fan''': Umm, sure!<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> From my understanding Max took Julie over to what is called "HQ".<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> From my understanding Max took Julie over to what is called "HQ".<br />
	'''Fan 3''': Headquarters?<br />		'''Fan 3''': Headquarters?<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah. And uh, yeah. And uh, Clyde is setting things up over there. So uh, just wanna know uh, is Clyde planning on, like, to hurt me or get me into jail or anything like that if I go over to Cleveland to pick up Julie myself over at the HQ?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah. And uh, yeah. And uh, Clyde is setting things up over there. So uh, just wanna know uh, is Clyde planning on, like, to hurt me or get me into jail or anything like that if I go over to Cleveland to pick up Julie myself over at the HQ?<br />
	'''Fan''': I dunno.<br />		'''Fan''': I dunno.<br>
	'''High-pitched Fan''': I'm not sure, I'm just doing homework.<br />		'''High-pitched Fan''': I'm not sure, I'm just doing homework.<br />
	'''Fan''': Uh hey, let me fix something here. Hold on a minute.<br />		'''Fan''': Uh hey, let me fix something here. Hold on a minute.<br />
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	'''Fan''': Hmmm.<br>		'''Fan''': Hmmm.<br>
	'''High-pitched Fan''': That would be unfortunate.<br />		'''High-pitched Fan''': That would be unfortunate.<br />
	'''1Fan''': I highly doubt it.<br />		'''1Fan''': I highly doubt it.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Highly doubt it.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Highly doubt it.<br />
	'''1Fan''': From what it seems Clyde is just trying to scare you.<br />		'''1Fan''': From what it seems Clyde is just trying to scare you.<br />
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	'''Fan''': Yeah, you should go and show him that you truly care about your sweetheart.<br />		'''Fan''': Yeah, you should go and show him that you truly care about your sweetheart.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sigh]'' Ok. ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you see, one thing is, uh, I mean I-I understand is that it's like a 400 mile 7 hour drive, according to MapQuest, between my address and... Max's address? But, yeah well Julie is living with Max, her older brother. Yeah, but anyway I was, anyway I was, still feeling like insecure about the trip, especially since like uh, you know even though I am an adult, I should respect my mother's and my father's wishes. And uh, still a little bit on the, you know, still gonna need a few-few dollars to get me to uh, Cleveland.<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sigh]'' Ok. ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you see, one thing is, uh, I mean I-I understand is that it's like a 400 mile 7 hour drive, according to MapQuest, between my address and... Max's address? But, yeah well Julie is living with Max, her older brother. Yeah, but anyway I was, anyway I was, still feeling like insecure about the trip, especially since like uh, you know even though I am an adult, I should respect my mother's and my father's wishes. And uh, still a little bit on the, you know, still gonna need a few-few dollars to get me to uh, Cleveland.<br>
	'''1Fan''': Chris, I'm gonna say this.<br />		'''1Fan''': Chris, I'm gonna say this.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yes. I'm listening.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yes. I'm listening.<br>
	'''1Fan''': If you truly love someone. Truly in your heart love someone, no force in the world, be it distance, be it a physical obstacle, anything, can stop you from being with that person. And protecting that person that you care about that much. This is one of life's little tests, Chris. And you need to take it head on.<br />		'''1Fan''': If you truly love someone. Truly in your heart love someone, no force in the world, be it distance, be it a physical obstacle, anything, can stop you from being with that person. And protecting that person that you care about that much. This is one of life's little tests, Chris. And you need to take it head on.<br>
	'''Fan''': Yeah. And I guess in less than 20 minutes you'll be 27.<br />		'''Fan''': Yeah. And I guess in less than 20 minutes you'll be 27.<br />
	'''1Fan''': Happy birthday, by the way.<br />		'''1Fan''': Happy birthday, by the way.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Actually, actually, thank you, actually, I was born at 5:30 in the morning. [long pause] Actually I understand love is priceless. But you gotta understand that there are limits on uh, on the distance. I mean love is priceless, but you know, I have to do all the work to uh, get there.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Actually, actually, thank you, actually, I was born at 5:30 in the morning. [long pause] Actually I understand love is priceless. But you gotta understand that there are limits on uh, on the distance. I mean love is priceless, but you know, I have to do all the work to uh, get there.<br />
	'''Fan''': Chris? Chris, what kind of mileage does your car get?<br />		'''Fan''': Chris? Chris, what kind of mileage does your car get?<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> 35 highway. 25 city.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> 35 highway. 25 city.<br>
	'''High-pitched fan''': That's pretty good!<br />		'''High-pitched fan''': That's pretty good!<br>
	'''Fan''': I wouldn't worry about it. And if you do get caught in some kind of trouble there are nice people out there,someone can help you. You have a cell phone, right?<br />		'''Fan''': I wouldn't worry about it. And if you do get caught in some kind of trouble there are nice people out there,someone can help you. You have a cell phone, right?<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Um, ok. Yeah.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Um, ok. Yeah.<br>
	'''Fan''': There you go! You have no problem, man.<br />		'''Fan''': There you go! You have no problem, man.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah listen, that's another thing, that my mom, y'know my mom is like you know, she's gonna be telling me, don't go, don't go, I worry about you, and she [[Obesity\|watches a lot of television]] and it's like I'm trying, I've been trying, to get her to let me go to Julie in Cleveland...<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah listen, that's another thing, that my mom, y'know my mom is like you know, she's gonna be telling me, don't go, don't go, I worry about you, and she [[Obesity\|watches a lot of television]] and it's like I'm trying, I've been trying, to get her to let me go to Julie in Cleveland...<br>
	'''Fan''': Chris, I-I think you have to show your mom that you truly love Julie.<br />		'''Fan''': Chris, I-I think you have to show your mom that you truly love Julie.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but my- then my mom is also a bit jealous of me loving-a loving another woman... more than her. I mean I know, I mean I understand she's in a situation like, "cut the umbilical cord" you would say, I'm sure. But still, I have to respect my mother, very much.<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but my- then my mom is also a bit jealous of me loving-a loving another woman... more than her. I mean I know, I mean I understand she's in a situation like, "cut the umbilical cord" you would say, I'm sure. But still, I have to respect my mother, very much.<br>
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	'''F2''': Yeah<br>		'''F2''': Yeah<br>
	'''F1''': I (something) these guys seriously because their leader is a cat<br />		'''F1''': I (something) these guys seriously because their leader is a cat<br />
	'''F2''': Yeah, their leader is a kitty. A fluffy kitty with a person (something)<br />		'''F2''': Yeah, their leader is a kitty. A fluffy kitty with a person (something)<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] Well this... You Know that's funny because uh... Yes I'm not seeing the cat on the uh what I'm having, but I'm reading both the link I copy and pasted from the skype window and the link the he posted, that max himself typed in and it's the same thing. and uh I'm not seeing the cat<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] Well this... You Know that's funny because uh... Yes I'm not seeing the cat on the uh what I'm having, but I'm reading both the link I copy and pasted from the skype window and the link the he posted, that max himself typed in and it's the same thing. and uh I'm not seeing the cat<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh<br>
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	'''F4''': I avoid it,<br>		'''F4''': I avoid it,<br>
	'''F2''': Yeaahhh you got to forget about it<br />		'''F2''': Yeaahhh you got to forget about it<br />
	'''F4''': I avoid it because ed is ''[Chris is heard over the top here with a loud AHHHHHHH]'' by ed shitheads<br />		'''F4''': I avoid it because ed is ''[Chris is heard over the top here with a loud AHHHHHHH]'' by ed shitheads<br>
	'''F2''': what's done is done, you must move on<br />		'''F2''': what's done is done, you must move on<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I'm just saying they have done something, they done things with that information, I'm suppose you're right they could of done worse but you know the worse their doing is preventing me from getting a job because that ED page is practically the first thing now days that's looked up when you punch in my name in a google search or any related search, search... uh search sites<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I'm just saying they have done something, they done things with that information, I'm suppose you're right they could of done worse but you know the worse their doing is preventing me from getting a job because that ED page is practically the first thing now days that's looked up when you punch in my name in a google search or any related search, search... uh search sites<br />
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah that's depending, that's depending if I start in the morning, anyway yeah in addition to that I should definitely that I have her, that I have the continual monetary support. But I ah because you know I'm still going to need the money for the gas to and fro. And (something) expense and the wealth of money I could (something)<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah that's depending, that's depending if I start in the morning, anyway yeah in addition to that I should definitely that I have her, that I have the continual monetary support. But I ah because you know I'm still going to need the money for the gas to and fro. And (something) expense and the wealth of money I could (something)<br>
	'''F1''': Chris what you just need to worry about now is asserting yourself towards your mother, you really gotta put your foot down man<br />		'''F1''': Chris what you just need to worry about now is asserting yourself towards your mother, you really gotta put your foot down man<br />
	''[F2 and F1 talk over each other for a bit]''<br />		''[F2 and F1 talk over each other for a bit]''<br>
	'''F1''': She's gotta respect you on your birthday, it's your special day man.<br />		'''F1''': She's gotta respect you on your birthday, it's your special day man.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah but it's also, but this yeah it's also my Aunt Corina's day because it's her funeral, so I gotta let that pass before it and get my emotions and let her get her emotions outta the way and then i can put my foot down. Hello Clyde. Yeah yeah, Hello to Clyde.<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah but it's also, but this yeah it's also my Aunt Corina's day because it's her funeral, so I gotta let that pass before it and get my emotions and let her get her emotions outta the way and then i can put my foot down. Hello Clyde. Yeah yeah, Hello to Clyde.<br>
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, well listen Clyde, I've just been- I-I've waiting patiently and talking to these...nice people here. But anyway, I just wanted to hear from you that uh, you know, I come pick up Julie. I'm not gonna, I just wanted to hear from you that I'm not gonna get harmed, or turned into the police, or anything like that. <br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, well listen Clyde, I've just been- I-I've waiting patiently and talking to these...nice people here. But anyway, I just wanted to hear from you that uh, you know, I come pick up Julie. I'm not gonna, I just wanted to hear from you that I'm not gonna get harmed, or turned into the police, or anything like that. <br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Of course not! We-we're just gonna make sure that you never, ever, ever, you know (''long pause'') uhh I've been drinking...anyway! Never touch a woman because uh you know, you're not a man<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Of course not! We-we're just gonna make sure that you never, ever, ever, you know (''long pause'') uhh I've been drinking...anyway! Never touch a woman because uh you know, you're not a man<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uhh yeah, but basically I'm allowed to pick up Julie over at you headquarters? <br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uhh yeah, but basically I'm allowed to pick up Julie over at you headquarters?<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Sure! If you can do that, I dunno if you can drive or anything. Driving must be pretty hard for you (''snorts'')<br>		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Sure! If you can do that, I dunno if you can drive or anything. Driving must be pretty hard for you (''snorts'')<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah well I can...yeah, well I just...as I have told these uh, nice people, uh...yeah, I'm going to uh, talk to my mother some more and uh, put my foot down, and uh you know uh...you know, make my own- and hopefully I'll get uh I'll ha-uh have the money on me for the gas that I need for the trip. And uh...you know, within the next few days I WILL come down to Cleveland and pick up Julie myself.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah well I can...yeah, well I just...as I have told these uh, nice people, uh...yeah, I'm going to uh, talk to my mother some more and uh, put my foot down, and uh you know uh...you know, make my own- and hopefully I'll get uh I'll ha-uh have the money on me for the gas that I need for the trip. And uh...you know, within the next few days I WILL come down to Cleveland and pick up Julie myself.<br />
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	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Slurring his words'') Alright bro, have fun.<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Slurring his words'') Alright bro, have fun.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright... yeah, ok, well. The majority of y'all take care and, you know, just...mingle amongst yourselves for now. Take--''[Chris is cut off]''<br>		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright... yeah, ok, well. The majority of y'all take care and, you know, just...mingle amongst yourselves for now. Take--''[Chris is cut off]''<br>
	(''There is a short pause, followed by a sudden outbreak of noise from the trolls'')<br />		(''There is a short pause, followed by a sudden outbreak of noise from the trolls'')<br>
	'''High-pitched Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I didn't see the ending of that...<br />		'''High-pitched Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I didn't see the ending of that...<br />
	'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') Fuck that faggot!<br />		'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') Fuck that faggot!<br />

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah listen, that's another thing, that my mom, y'know my mom is like you know, she's gonna be telling me, don't go, don't go, I worry about you, and she [[Obesity\|watches a lot of television]] and it's like I'm trying, I've been trying, to get her to let me go to Julie in Cleveland...<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah listen, that's another thing, that my mom, y'know my mom is like you know, she's gonna be telling me, don't go, don't go, I worry about you, and she [[Obesity\|watches a lot of television]] and it's like I'm trying, I've been trying, to get her to let me go to Julie in Cleveland...<br />
	'''Fan''': Chris, I-I think you have to show your mom that you truly love Julie.<br />		'''Fan''': Chris, I-I think you have to show your mom that you truly love Julie.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but my- then my mom is also a bit jealous of me loving-a loving another woman... more than her. I mean I know, I mean I understand she's in a situation like, "cut the umbilical cord" you would say, I'm sure. But still, I have to respect my mother, very much.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but my- then my mom is also a bit jealous of me loving-a loving another woman... more than her. I mean I know, I mean I understand she's in a situation like, "cut the umbilical cord" you would say, I'm sure. But still, I have to respect my mother, very much.<br>
	'''1Fan''': Well, Chris, you, you pay them for your room and board, right?<br />		'''1Fan''': Well, Chris, you, you pay them for your room and board, right?<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah.<br />
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	'''Fan''': Thank you!<br />		'''Fan''': Thank you!<br />
	'''Other fan''': That's what I needed.<br />		'''Other fan''': That's what I needed.<br />
	'''1Fan''': Ok. [~~pauses~~]<br />		'''1Fan''': Ok. [pause]<br>
	'''Muffled Fan''': You know, a little bit of planning if it's only gonna be so many days, you're only gonna spend this much money [inaudible] it's-it's really not hard to plan a trip, I've taken tons.<br />		'''Muffled Fan''': You know, a little bit of planning if it's only gonna be so many days, you're only gonna spend this much money [inaudible] it's-it's really not hard to plan a trip, I've taken tons.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but also, you know she does worry about me and I could be set up to be hurt, or turned into the police and arrested when I get there.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but also, you know she does worry about me and I could be set up to be hurt, or turned into the police and arrested when I get there.<br />
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[Sound of Chris clumsily sitting back down at his computer and letting out a small sigh]'' I just went downstairs to see if I could bring my mom up here so she could talk to y'all but she's asleep right now.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[Sound of Chris clumsily sitting back down at his computer and letting out a small sigh]'' I just went downstairs to see if I could bring my mom up here so she could talk to y'all but she's asleep right now.<br />
	<font color="#D44942">'''Max''':</font> ''[Diabolical laughter]''<br />		<font color="#D44942">'''Max''':</font> ''[Diabolical laughter]''<br />
	'''Fan''': What the?<br />		'''Fan''': What the?<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Wait a minute, just a moment ago did I just hear Max, who quotes himself as being named Julie's brother, did he just give an evil laugh?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Wait a minute, just a moment ago did I just hear Max, who quotes himself as being named Julie's brother, did he just give an evil laugh?<br />
	'''Fan''': I think so.<br />		'''Fan''': I think so.<br>
	'''Fan''': Looks like it.<br />		'''Fan''': Looks like it.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, so that just brings up some suspicion right there. I mean I'm just doing... you did not have to mute him to hear what he had to say! Oh, he just told me on Skype he's watching [[Family Guy]].<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, so that just brings up some suspicion right there. I mean I'm just doing... you did not have to mute him to hear what he had to say! Oh, he just told me on Skype he's watching [[Family Guy]].<br />
	'''Fan''': Which episode?<br />		'''Fan''': Which episode?<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> He says "Mine... thing is on voice activated" Oh, it's the one... oh, I love that episode! It's the one where Meg sings. Becomes a pop star. Gets a makeover.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> He says "Mine... thing is on voice activated" Oh, it's the one... oh, I love that episode! It's the one where Meg sings. Becomes a pop star. Gets a makeover.<br />
	'''High-pitched troll''': Oh, I remember that one!<br />		'''High-pitched troll''': Oh, I remember that one!<br />
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Really. Hmm. Really. Hmm. So what you're saying here is all the times I've received calls from trolls, telling me to F-off, or I'm a S-head, they've just been basically wanting me to prove myself and not out to hurt me or anything.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Really. Hmm. Really. Hmm. So what you're saying here is all the times I've received calls from trolls, telling me to F-off, or I'm a S-head, they've just been basically wanting me to prove myself and not out to hurt me or anything.<br />
	'''Fan''': Did you receive any calls today or something?<br />		'''Fan''': Did you receive any calls today or something?<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah. It's just that I received a call earlier, and that's where I learned Max found [[Sex tape\|the video I sent to Julie of her own consent]], she asked me to send her a video, and then you see, he said it got uploaded to YouTube, so I assume that uh, I mean at first I was shocked but then realized that since her brother, uh, Max was a troll at himself at one point or another that he probably found it and uploaded it.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah. It's just that I received a call earlier, and that's where I learned Max found [[Sex tape\|the video I sent to Julie of her own consent]], she asked me to send her a video, and then you see, he said it got uploaded to YouTube, so I assume that uh, I mean at first I was shocked but then realized that since her brother, uh, Max was a troll at himself at one point or another that he probably found it and uploaded it.<br>
	'''Fan''': Um, Chris.<br />		'''Fan''': Um, Chris.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> And also, on that note, the girl who called me to tell me about that, uh, accused Julie of being a troll herself on that note.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> And also, on that note, the girl who called me to tell me about that, uh, accused Julie of being a troll herself on that note.<br />
	'''Fan''': Was she? She can't be a troll.<br />		'''Fan''': Was she? She can't be a troll.<br />
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	'''1Fan''': ...things will be much better, and you will both be so much happier, and you will have Julie.<br />		'''1Fan''': ...things will be much better, and you will both be so much happier, and you will have Julie.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I see. Yeah. Alright. Yeah I just put up, I just co-I just put up a link to the route myself, it's the miscreant page I just found.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I see. Yeah. Alright. Yeah I just put up, I just co-I just put up a link to the route myself, it's the miscreant page I just found.<br />
	''[pause]''<br />		''[pause]''<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sigh]''<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sigh]''<br />
	'''Fan''': Found something? ''[pause]'' Oh...oh.<br />		'''Fan''': Found something? ''[pause]'' Oh...oh.<br />
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	'''F2''': hahaha<br />		'''F2''': hahaha<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> A cat?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> A cat?<br />
	'''F2''': Yeah<br />		'''F2''': Yeah<br>
	'''F1''': I (something) these guys seriously because their leader is a cat<br />		'''F1''': I (something) these guys seriously because their leader is a cat<br />
	'''F2''': Yeah, their leader is a kitty. A fluffy kitty with a person (something)<br />		'''F2''': Yeah, their leader is a kitty. A fluffy kitty with a person (something)<br />
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I'm checking out their operations, let's see. Um. [begins to read from the site] Alright operations E, say. Operative Evan. Status alive and enjoying life. Go test the waters of the one known as chris chan notable accomplishments. Yeah uhh<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I'm checking out their operations, let's see. Um. [begins to read from the site] Alright operations E, say. Operative Evan. Status alive and enjoying life. Go test the waters of the one known as chris chan notable accomplishments. Yeah uhh<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Masturbating and Squirting<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Masturbating and Squirting<br />
	'''F2''': Hmmm<br />		'''F2''': Hmmm<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Then operation J, that's Jason. Alive and having sex, Compile information on the one known as Chris Chan. hacking the emails. Then operation B. Blanca. Alive and smoking. test the vulnerability of the one known as Chris chan. Destroy the medallion. Operation P, Panda. Alive and at my side, discovered a sexual nature. Gained a free PSP. I sent her that from my own heart. It was a pink PSP that I had originally gotten it for Megan but then she dumped me and I just held on to it for a while and I uh sent it to her so... shoot<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Then operation J, that's Jason. Alive and having sex, Compile information on the one known as Chris Chan. hacking the emails. Then operation B. Blanca. Alive and smoking. test the vulnerability of the one known as Chris chan. Destroy the medallion. Operation P, Panda. Alive and at my side, discovered a sexual nature. Gained a free PSP. I sent her that from my own heart. It was a pink PSP that I had originally gotten it for Megan but then she dumped me and I just held on to it for a while and I uh sent it to her so... shoot<br />
	'''F3''': Chris, are this true, did this really happen to you?<br />		'''F3''': Chris, are this true, did this really happen to you?<br />
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	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Of course not! We-we're just gonna make sure that you never, ever, ever, you know (''long pause'') uhh I've been drinking...anyway! Never touch a woman because uh you know, you're not a man<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Of course not! We-we're just gonna make sure that you never, ever, ever, you know (''long pause'') uhh I've been drinking...anyway! Never touch a woman because uh you know, you're not a man<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uhh yeah, but basically I'm allowed to pick up Julie over at you headquarters? <br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uhh yeah, but basically I'm allowed to pick up Julie over at you headquarters? <br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Sure! If you can do that, I dunno if you can drive or anything. Driving must be pretty hard for you (''snorts'')<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Sure! If you can do that, I dunno if you can drive or anything. Driving must be pretty hard for you (''snorts'')<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah well I can...yeah, well I just...as I have told these uh, nice people, uh...yeah, I'm going to uh, talk to my mother some more and uh, put my foot down, and uh you know uh...you know, make my own- and hopefully I'll get uh I'll ha-uh have the money on me for the gas that I need for the trip. And uh...you know, within the next few days I WILL come down to Cleveland and pick up Julie myself.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah well I can...yeah, well I just...as I have told these uh, nice people, uh...yeah, I'm going to uh, talk to my mother some more and uh, put my foot down, and uh you know uh...you know, make my own- and hopefully I'll get uh I'll ha-uh have the money on me for the gas that I need for the trip. And uh...you know, within the next few days I WILL come down to Cleveland and pick up Julie myself.<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well, bring your love man, because love's like...love's like... a bunch of stuff...you know?<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well, bring your love man, because love's like...love's like... a bunch of stuff...you know?<br />
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	'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I'll break his GUTS!<br />		'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I'll break his GUTS!<br />
	'''Hispanic Fan''': He's a fucking faggot!<br />		'''Hispanic Fan''': He's a fucking faggot!<br />
	'''Fan''': Yeah.<br />		'''Fan''': Yeah.<br>
	(''Lots of background noise: Clyde tries to speak overtop of them'')<br />		(''Lots of background noise: Clyde tries to speak overtop of them'')<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''In perfect English, without a hint of slurring'') What if he does...if he pulls another shit like he did like [[Miyamoto emails\|Redmond]] when he was like, "Oh yeah I just got back, and now Julie's laying in my bed, but I'm not gonna put her on camera! Hahahaha!"<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''In perfect English, without a hint of slurring'') What if he does...if he pulls another shit like he did like [[Miyamoto emails\|Redmond]] when he was like, "Oh yeah I just got back, and now Julie's laying in my bed, but I'm not gonna put her on camera! Hahahaha!"<br />

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	'''Fan 1''': From what I read there's a way to take ownership of the files that are unaccounted for.<br />		'''Fan 1''': From what I read there's a way to take ownership of the files that are unaccounted for.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> um... Hey everybody, I have- I have a-I have a question.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> um... Hey everybody, I have- I have a-I have a question.<br />
	'''High-pitched Fan''': Umm, sure!		'''High-pitched Fan''': Umm, sure!<br>

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> From my understanding Max took Julie over to what is called "HQ".<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> From my understanding Max took Julie over to what is called "HQ".<br />
	'''Fan 3''': Headquarters?<br />		'''Fan 3''': Headquarters?<br />
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	'''Fan''': Was she? She can't be a troll.<br />		'''Fan''': Was she? She can't be a troll.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I know. I believed- I mean, I believe in Julie and I still believe in her that she is not a troll, and that she is a wonderful, sweet caring 19-year-old, who wrote me, who hand-wrote me a very nice letter, and sent it to me in the mail, and sent me her printed pictures that her friend took of her.<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I know. I believed- I mean, I believe in Julie and I still believe in her that she is not a troll, and that she is a wonderful, sweet caring 19-year-old, who wrote me, who hand-wrote me a very nice letter, and sent it to me in the mail, and sent me her printed pictures that her friend took of her.<br />
	'''Fan''': Yeah. Yeah. She wouldn't be interested in trolling. She's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government. Based on what she told me.<br />		'''Fan''': Yeah. Yeah. She wouldn't be interested in trolling. She's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government. Based on what she told me.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'm sorry could you repeat that?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'm sorry could you repeat that?<br />
	'''Fan''': She doesn't have time to be a troll, she's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government.<br />		'''Fan''': She doesn't have time to be a troll, she's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government.<br />
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	'''1Fan''': It's not really a 'Once upon a time' kinda story. I meant to tell you this earlier, but I mean I got kinda cut off.<br />		'''1Fan''': It's not really a 'Once upon a time' kinda story. I meant to tell you this earlier, but I mean I got kinda cut off.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I understand, so, uh, what's the story?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I understand, so, uh, what's the story?<br />
	'''1Fan''': I was in a similar situation as you. Um, not as serious as this but still in the whole case of um, y'know, having conflicting interests between parents and my own personal interests. Um, basically what it ended up with was, I left my house. Um, I had just turned eighteen and I didn't feel that a rule that was set by my parents was too logical, in a sense. It's like you can't enforce home rule- like, parental rules on a child if he's not a child anymore. So I was told "don't come home." So I didn't. I stayed out of the house for almost a week. I survived off of twenty dollars, and stayed at a friend's house. Kept going to school and everything. Um, and one day my mom called me crying, apologizing for putting me through that. And since then she's had nothing but respect for me. Because she knows that if she were to do that again I could easily survive. And now you're in the same situation right now. Your mom is holding you back, she's holding you from getting what you want, getting what you need. And you really need to... you really need to break that. You need to cut that cord. And its gonna hurt at first, yeah. It's gonna hurt both of you. But once it's over with...<br />		'''1Fan''': I was in a similar situation as you. Um, not as serious as this but still in the whole case of um, y'know, having conflicting interests between parents and my own personal interests. Um, basically what it ended up with was, I left my house. Um, I had just turned eighteen and I didn't feel that a rule that was set by my parents was too logical, in a sense. It's like you can't enforce home rule- like, parental rules on a child if he's not a child anymore. So I was told "don't come home." So I didn't. I stayed out of the house for almost a week. I survived off of twenty dollars, and stayed at a friend's house. Kept going to school and everything. Um, and one day my mom called me crying, apologizing for putting me through that. And since then she's had nothing but respect for me. Because she knows that if she were to do that again I could easily survive. And now you're in the same situation right now. Your mom is holding you back, she's holding you from getting what you want, getting what you need. And you really need to... you really need to break that. You need to cut that cord. And its gonna hurt at first, yeah. It's gonna hurt both of you. But once it's over with...<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sighs heavily]''<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sighs heavily]''<br />
	'''1Fan''': ...things will be much better, and you will both be so much happier, and you will have Julie.<br />		'''1Fan''': ...things will be much better, and you will both be so much happier, and you will have Julie.<br />
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	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Why am I doing this? Maaaan. Well uh yeah well. Because Chris is a terrible person, he's like lied to me and stuff. Like, yeah.<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Why am I doing this? Maaaan. Well uh yeah well. Because Chris is a terrible person, he's like lied to me and stuff. Like, yeah.<br />
	'''F5''': He's not a terrible person, he's my hero!<br />		'''F5''': He's not a terrible person, he's my hero!<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Overlapping with Chris'')Well, you have a terrible friggin' hero. Pick superman. Superman's awesome. <br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Overlapping with Chris'')Well, you have a terrible friggin' hero. Pick superman. Superman's awesome.<br>
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> (''Overlapping with Clyde'') Yeah well but uh let me see if I can put it more simpler terms, as uh, compared to what all y'all nice people have uh, described for me. Clyde, you have...you just basically just want to test me for being a true person, and that's why you're holding Julie captive in your "headquarters".<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> (''Overlapping with Clyde'') Yeah well but uh let me see if I can put it more simpler terms, as uh, compared to what all y'all nice people have uh, described for me. Clyde, you have...you just basically just want to test me for being a true person, and that's why you're holding Julie captive in your "headquarters".<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> She's not really captive, she's having the time of her life! We've given her every god damn loving you couldn't provide (''Evil laughter'')<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> She's not really captive, she's having the time of her life! We've given her every god damn loving you couldn't provide (''Evil laughter'')<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well, anyway uh...you basically want me to test my uh, love for-love for Julie's. And uh so (''pause'') and uh you just want me to finally show that [[Tomgirl\|I'm a man]], and that I can uh...stand up myself and do what I want like a man should. And uh, that's tha-basically it in a nutshell, isn't it?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well, anyway uh...you basically want me to test my uh, love for-love for Julie's. And uh so (''pause'') and uh you just want me to finally show that [[Tomgirl\|I'm a man]], and that I can uh...stand up myself and do what I want like a man should. And uh, that's tha-basically it in a nutshell, isn't it?<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Lazily'') Sure, that's perfect. <br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Lazily'') Sure, that's perfect.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok. Alright well listen I gotta go get [[McDonalds\|something to eat]]. So uh...and then I should rest up for the funeral, sooo...so another time I'll come back into the mumble. But, you know, but (''background noise'') but shortly after, you know...shortly after I will, shortly after the funeral I will be coming down to uh Cleveland and I will pick Julie up, and I will uh, have her, have her and me spend a little time together, maybe at uh- maybe over at Max's house, and then I'll bring her back here. [[14 Branchland Court\|To my house]].<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok. Alright well listen I gotta go get [[McDonalds\|something to eat]]. So uh...and then I should rest up for the funeral, sooo...so another time I'll come back into the mumble. But, you know, but (''background noise'') but shortly after, you know...shortly after I will, shortly after the funeral I will be coming down to uh Cleveland and I will pick Julie up, and I will uh, have her, have her and me spend a little time together, maybe at uh- maybe over at Max's house, and then I'll bring her back here. [[14 Branchland Court\|To my house]].<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Ok, if you do make it I'll give you a box of chocolates, okay? A box of chocolates!<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Ok, if you do make it I'll give you a box of chocolates, okay? A box of chocolates!<br />
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	<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike''':</font> What? (''Trolls speaks overtop of him'') Did you notice what I did? <br />		<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike''':</font> What? (''Trolls speaks overtop of him'') Did you notice what I did? <br />
	'''Fan''': Yeah! Dude, I was gonna say. Nice touch with the whole "Light Yagami" laugh thing.<br />		'''Fan''': Yeah! Dude, I was gonna say. Nice touch with the whole "Light Yagami" laugh thing.<br />
	'''Fan''': Yeah, that was great. <br />		'''Fan''': Yeah, that was great.<br />
	<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I was gonna give him a box of chocolates, man! A box of chocolates!<br />		<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I was gonna give him a box of chocolates, man! A box of chocolates!<br />
	'''Fan''': (''Annoyingly'') [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Box of chocolates!]] <br />		'''Fan''': (''Annoyingly'') [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Box of chocolates!]]<br />

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	'''Fan''': Uh hey, let me fix something here. Hold on a minute.<br />		'''Fan''': Uh hey, let me fix something here. Hold on a minute.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, so nobody here knows, knows uh, has anybody here actually been to this HQ? This headquarters?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, so nobody here knows, knows uh, has anybody here actually been to this HQ? This headquarters?<br />
	'''Fan''':I don't even know what that is, I just got here 15 minutes ago.<br />		'''Fan''': I don't even know what that is, I just got here 15 minutes ago.<br />
	'''Fan''': I don't know what that is.<br />		'''Fan''': I don't know what that is.<br />
	'''High-pitched Fan''': I just got here, too. I'm doing homework right now.<br />		'''High-pitched Fan''': I just got here, too. I'm doing homework right now.<br />
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	'''1Fan''': It's not really a 'Once upon a time' kinda story. I meant to tell you this earlier, but I mean I got kinda cut off.<br />		'''1Fan''': It's not really a 'Once upon a time' kinda story. I meant to tell you this earlier, but I mean I got kinda cut off.<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I understand, so, uh, what's the story?<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I understand, so, uh, what's the story?<br />
	'''1Fan''': I was in a similar situation as you. Um, not as serious as this but still in the whole case of um, y'know, having conflicting interests between parents and my own personal interests. Um, basically what it ended up with was, I left my house. Um, I had just turned eighteen and I didn't feel that a rule that was set by my parents was too logical, in a sense. ~~Its~~ like you can't enforce home rule- like, parental rules on a child if he's not a child anymore. So I was told "don't come home." So I didn't. I stayed out of the house for almost a week. I survived off of twenty dollars, and stayed at a friend's house. Kept going to school and everything. Um, and one day my mom called me crying, apologizing for putting me through that. And since then she's had nothing but respect for me. Because she knows that if she were to do that again I could easily survive. And now you're in the same situation right now. Your mom is holding you back, she's holding you from getting what you want, getting what you need. And you really need to... you really need to break that. You need to cut that cord. And its gonna hurt at first, yeah. It's gonna hurt both of you. But once it's over with...<br />		'''1Fan''': I was in a similar situation as you. Um, not as serious as this but still in the whole case of um, y'know, having conflicting interests between parents and my own personal interests. Um, basically what it ended up with was, I left my house. Um, I had just turned eighteen and I didn't feel that a rule that was set by my parents was too logical, in a sense. It's like you can't enforce home rule- like, parental rules on a child if he's not a child anymore. So I was told "don't come home." So I didn't. I stayed out of the house for almost a week. I survived off of twenty dollars, and stayed at a friend's house. Kept going to school and everything. Um, and one day my mom called me crying, apologizing for putting me through that. And since then she's had nothing but respect for me. Because she knows that if she were to do that again I could easily survive. And now you're in the same situation right now. Your mom is holding you back, she's holding you from getting what you want, getting what you need. And you really need to... you really need to break that. You need to cut that cord. And its gonna hurt at first, yeah. It's gonna hurt both of you. But once it's over with...<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sighs heavily]''<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sighs heavily]''<br />
	'''1Fan''': ...things will be much better, and you will both be so much happier, and you will have Julie.<br />		'''1Fan''': ...things will be much better, and you will both be so much happier, and you will have Julie.<br />
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	'''F3''': Looks like they're pretty organized, you know this troll<br />		'''F3''': Looks like they're pretty organized, you know this troll<br />
	'''F1''': Look at their code names<br />		'''F1''': Look at their code names<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I'm checking out their operations, let's see. Um. [begins to read from the site]Alright operations E, say. Operative Evan. Status alive and enjoying life. Go test the waters of the one known as chris chan notable accomplishments. Yeah uhh<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I'm checking out their operations, let's see. Um. [begins to read from the site] Alright operations E, say. Operative Evan. Status alive and enjoying life. Go test the waters of the one known as chris chan notable accomplishments. Yeah uhh<br />
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Masturbating and Squirting<br />		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Masturbating and Squirting<br />
	'''F2''': Hmmm<br />		'''F2''': Hmmm<br />