MySpace - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 23:54, 10 December 2025

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	<br>-[[Autism\|Autistic]] (high-functionally or otherwise)...		<br>-[[Autism\|Autistic]] (high-functionally or otherwise)...
	:Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|but that's beside the point]].		:Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|but that's beside the point]].
	-[[~~Niggos~~\|Medium or Dark-Chocolate]].		-[[Chris and Race#Black_people\|Medium or Dark-Chocolate]].
	<br>-[[Jerkop\|Police-Women]].		<br>-[[Jerkop\|Police-Women]].

	I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being [[honest]]. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.}}		I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being [[honest]]. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.}}

	===I like the [[~~niggos~~\|African Americans]] as equals.===		===I like the [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|African Americans]] as equals.===
	The exact date of this entry is unknown, but it was sometime between July and September 2008.		The exact date of this entry is unknown, but it was sometime between July and September 2008.

Ayumu Kasuga: /* Television */

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Television

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	====[[Television]]====		====[[Television]]====
	Sonic the Hedgehog, [[Sailor Moon]], My Little Pony, [[Excel Saga]], Transformers, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, [[Red Skelton]], Steel Angel Kurumi, Pretty Cure (Anime), Powerpuff Girls (Original Cartoon and "PPGZ Anime), Ren and Stimpy, Home Movies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Fat Albert, Spongebob, Rugrats/All Grown Up, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Danger Mouse, Inuyasha, NOIR, [[Family Guy]], American Dad, [[I Love Lucy]], All In the Family, Sanford and Son, Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore and others.		Sonic the Hedgehog, [[Sailor Moon]], My Little Pony, [[Excel Saga]], Transformers, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, [[Red Skelton]], Steel Angel Kurumi, Pretty Cure (Anime), Powerpuff Girls (Original Cartoon and "PPGZ Anime), Ren and Stimpy, Home Movies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Fat Albert, Spongebob, Rugrats/All Grown Up, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Danger Mouse, Inuyasha, NOIR, [[Family Guy]], American Dad, [[I Love Lucy]], [[All in the Family\|All In the Family]], Sanford and Son, Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore and others.

	My Favorite Toons list goes back to the early 1980s.		My Favorite Toons list goes back to the early 1980s.

	====[[Chris and Writing#Chris's reading habits\|Books]]====		====[[Chris and Writing#Chris's reading habits\|Books]]====

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Chris's Interests */ more appropriate nowadays

2024-07-05T19:05:43Z

Chris's Interests: more appropriate nowadays

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	===Chris's Interests===		===Chris's Interests===
	'''General:''' I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and TCG. I also like [[anime]], [[LEGO\|legos]], and [[~~Chris_and_sex#Dreams_of_sex_with_Barb~~\|I love my parents]]. I also enjoy web design. I have a [[Commodore 64]] computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. Gotta catch 'em all!		'''General:''' I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and TCG. I also like [[anime]], [[LEGO\|legos]], and [[Affair with Mother\|I love my parents]]. I also enjoy web design. I have a [[Commodore 64]] computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. Gotta catch 'em all!

	'''[[Music]]:''' I like all kinds of music, too many to list here...but I do like Daft Punk and music from the 90's.		'''[[Music]]:''' I like all kinds of music, too many to list here...but I do like Daft Punk and music from the 90's.

Amanitie: /* Chris Chan's Details */ Disambiguated link

2024-04-26T13:39:04Z

Chris Chan's Details: Disambiguated link

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	Education: College graduate		Education: College graduate

	Occupation: [[PVCC]] Graduate		Occupation: [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]] Graduate

	[[tugboat\|Income]]: Less than $30,000		[[tugboat\|Income]]: Less than $30,000

UmJammer Lammy at 00:47, 19 November 2022

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	Because we have '''four''' versions of his [[sweetheart]] requirements, these have been grouped together to illustrate his changing mood over time. Chris was forever tweaking this, looking for the magic formula which would unlock a Boyfriend-Free Girl.		Because we have '''four''' versions of his [[sweetheart]] requirements, these have been grouped together to illustrate his changing mood over time. Chris was forever tweaking this, looking for the magic formula which would unlock a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

	Chris ~~has not been back on~~ the site ~~ever since~~ late 2009. In addition, almost all user-generated content was permanently deleted after a site redesign in 2013, leaving both of Chris's profiles practically blank, and a server migration in 2019 caused the remaining user generated content from before 2016 to be lost as well, leaving them ''completely'' blank.<ref>[https://screenrant.com/myspace-music-content-lost/ MySpace Destroys 12 Years Worth of Content to Become More Obsolete]</ref>		Chris stopped using the site in late 2009, as MySpace began to gradually wane in favor of [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], although he seemingly logged in a final time around 2015 and changed the account's display name to "[[Adult Swim\|Brock Samson]]". In addition, almost all user-generated content was permanently deleted after a site redesign in 2013, leaving both of Chris's profiles practically blank, and a server migration in 2019 caused the remaining user generated content from before 2016 to be lost as well, leaving them ''completely'' blank.<ref>[https://screenrant.com/myspace-music-content-lost/ MySpace Destroys 12 Years Worth of Content to Become More Obsolete]</ref>. Six equally long-abandoned accounts remain in his "connections" list.

	==Chris, 17 October 2005==		==Chris, 17 October 2005==

FromtheWordsofBR at 16:09, 20 June 2022

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			{{Honest}}

	[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, MySpace.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is [[Sonichu]]]]		[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, MySpace.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is [[Sonichu]]]]

	~~[[Chris]] created a~~ '''MySpace''' account to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s during his ~~[[2003]]–[[2004]]~~ battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> He seems to have created an account in early 2004. Chris had two accounts, presumably because he forgot the password to one of them. His first account was "sonichu," where his name was Chris. It was last accessed in October 2005. His new account was "sonichucwc," where his name was Chris Chan. This account got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 11 [[September 2008]] ([[9/11\|NEVER FORGET]]). ~~Chris abandoned MySpace altogether around this time~~.		'''MySpace''' is a social networking website founded in [[2003]], known for its dominance on the Internet in the 2000s, and its declining zombie-like state ever since the 2010s. [[Chris]] created an account to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s during his battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> He seems to have created an account in early [[2004]]. Chris had two accounts, presumably because he forgot the password to one of them. His first account was "sonichu," where his name was Chris. It was last accessed in October 2005. His new account was "sonichucwc," where his name was Chris Chan. This account got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 11 [[September 2008]] ([[9/11\|NEVER FORGET]]). Some additional information is available, thanks to early research and hacks.

	Three archived snapshots of Chris's pages have been preserved. The first is of his "sonichu" account as it was frozen on '''17 October 2005'''. It is reproduced below. It is brief, optimistic, ~~and—for Chris—relatively~~ inoffensive.		Three archived snapshots of Chris's pages have been preserved. The first is of his "sonichu" account as it was frozen on '''17 October 2005'''. It is reproduced below. It is brief, optimistic, and - for Chris - relatively inoffensive.

	The second snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account; Chris had last accessed it on '''4 July 2008'''. We see that Chris treated his MySpace page the same way he treated his Sonichu website, adding more and more material over time until it became cluttered and bloated. This page is also reproduced below. It shows Chris in the immediate aftermath of rejection by [[Megan Schroeder]], and the page is full of self-pity and desperation.		The second snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account; Chris had last accessed it on '''4 July 2008'''. We see that Chris treated his MySpace page the same way he treated his Sonichu website, adding more and more material over time until it became cluttered and bloated. This page is also reproduced below. It shows Chris in the immediate aftermath of rejection by [[Megan Schroeder]], and the page is full of self-pity and desperation.
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	The third snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account when it had been last accessed two months later, on '''4 September 2008'''. This page is not reproduced in its entirety, but the few changes he had made since July are noted. In particular, Megan was no longer a "favorite [[gal-pal]]," but his mood was improved, and a lot of self-pitying language had been expunged. Also in evidence is his futile war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and the growing awareness of [[trolls]] to his existence.		The third snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account when it had been last accessed two months later, on '''4 September 2008'''. This page is not reproduced in its entirety, but the few changes he had made since July are noted. In particular, Megan was no longer a "favorite [[gal-pal]]," but his mood was improved, and a lot of self-pitying language had been expunged. Also in evidence is his futile war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and the growing awareness of [[trolls]] to his existence.

	~~Chris has not been back on the site ever since late 2009. In addition, almost all user-generated content was permanently deleted after a site redesign in 2013, leaving both of Chris~~'~~s profiles practically blank, and a server migration in 2019 caused the remaining user generated content from before 2016 to be lost as well, leaving them~~ ''~~completely~~'' ~~blank.<ref>~~[~~https://screenrant.com/myspace-music-content-lost/ MySpace Destroys 12 Years Worth of Content to Become More Obsolete~~]~~</ref> Then again~~, ~~could one blame~~ Chris ~~for not wanting to go on something that~~ was ~~rapidly becoming an outdated corpse of its former self?~~		Because we have '''four''' versions of his [[sweetheart]] requirements, these have been grouped together to illustrate his changing mood over time. Chris was forever tweaking this, looking for the magic formula which would unlock a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

	~~Some additional information is available~~, ~~thanks to early research and hacks~~.

	~~Because we have~~ '''~~four~~''~~' versions of his~~ [~~[sweetheart]] requirements, these have been grouped together to illustrate his changing mood over time~~. ~~Chris was forever tweaking this, looking for the magic formula which would unlock a Boyfriend~~-~~Free Girl.~~		Chris has not been back on the site ever since late 2009. In addition, almost all user-generated content was permanently deleted after a site redesign in 2013, leaving both of Chris's profiles practically blank, and a server migration in 2019 caused the remaining user generated content from before 2016 to be lost as well, leaving them ''completely'' blank.<ref>[https://screenrant.com/myspace-music-content-lost/ MySpace Destroys 12 Years Worth of Content to Become More Obsolete]</ref>

	==Chris, 17 October 2005==		==Chris, 17 October 2005==

Foobar: /* About Me: */ Pipes

2022-02-22T04:11:55Z

About Me:: Pipes

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	Not to brag, but I took two seperate ''[sic]'' HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). '''Learning to Know is Past Cool!'''		Not to brag, but I took two seperate ''[sic]'' HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). '''Learning to Know is Past Cool!'''

	'''I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up''', because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.		'''I [[So Need A Cute Girl\|SO Need a Cute Girl]] to make into a [[Sweetheart]]-Soulmate from the ground-up''', because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

	Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the [[John Tesh]] Radio Show.		Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the [[John Tesh]] Radio Show.

PsychoNerd054 at 02:04, 25 January 2022

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	===Chris Chan's Blurbs===		===Chris Chan's Blurbs===
	[By 4 September 2008, there was a new bold statement at the top of the page: "'''Chris Chan is destoyer of slanderous [[LULZ]]; take that, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''".]		[By 4 September 2008, there was a new bold statement at the top of the page: "'''Chris Chan is destoyer of slanderous LULZ; take that, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''".]
	====About Me:====		====About Me:====
	'''<nowiki></nowiki>Please be sure to read ALL of the "Who I'd Like to Meet" section.'''		'''<nowiki></nowiki>Please be sure to read ALL of the "Who I'd Like to Meet" section.'''

Little Owl at 03:36, 8 August 2020

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	[[~~Image~~:~~ComicMyspace~~.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is [[Sonichu]]]]		[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, MySpace.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is [[Sonichu]]]]

	[[Chris]] created a '''MySpace''' account to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s during his [[2003]]–[[2004]] battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> He seems to have created an account in early 2004. Chris had two accounts, presumably because he forgot the password to one of them. His first account was "sonichu," where his name was Chris. It was last accessed in October 2005. His new account was "sonichucwc," where his name was Chris Chan. This account got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 11 [[September 2008]] ([[9/11\|NEVER FORGET]]). Chris abandoned MySpace altogether around this time.		[[Chris]] created a '''MySpace''' account to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s during his [[2003]]–[[2004]] battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> He seems to have created an account in early 2004. Chris had two accounts, presumably because he forgot the password to one of them. His first account was "sonichu," where his name was Chris. It was last accessed in October 2005. His new account was "sonichucwc," where his name was Chris Chan. This account got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 11 [[September 2008]] ([[9/11\|NEVER FORGET]]). Chris abandoned MySpace altogether around this time.

Finnegan: /* Chris's Interests */

2019-10-03T10:04:44Z

Chris's Interests

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	===Chris's Interests===		===Chris's Interests===
	'''General:''' I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and TCG. I also like [[anime]], [[LEGO\|legos]], and I love my parents. I also enjoy web design. I have a [[Commodore 64]] computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. Gotta catch 'em all!		'''General:''' I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and TCG. I also like [[anime]], [[LEGO\|legos]], and [[Chris_and_sex#Dreams_of_sex_with_Barb\|I love my parents]]. I also enjoy web design. I have a [[Commodore 64]] computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. Gotta catch 'em all!

	'''[[Music]]:''' I like all kinds of music, too many to list here...but I do like Daft Punk and music from the 90's.		'''[[Music]]:''' I like all kinds of music, too many to list here...but I do like Daft Punk and music from the 90's.

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	<br>-[[Autism\|Autistic]] (high-functionally or otherwise)...		<br>-[[Autism\|Autistic]] (high-functionally or otherwise)...
	:Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|but that's beside the point]].		:Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|but that's beside the point]].
	-[[~~Niggos~~\|Medium or Dark-Chocolate]].		-[[Chris and Race#Black_people\|Medium or Dark-Chocolate]].
	<br>-[[Jerkop\|Police-Women]].		<br>-[[Jerkop\|Police-Women]].

	I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being [[honest]]. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.}}		I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being [[honest]]. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.}}

	===I like the [[~~niggos~~\|African Americans]] as equals.===		===I like the [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|African Americans]] as equals.===
	The exact date of this entry is unknown, but it was sometime between July and September 2008.		The exact date of this entry is unknown, but it was sometime between July and September 2008.