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Ayumu Kasuga at 20:55, 21 January 2026

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FromtheWordsofBR at 00:01, 5 September 2024

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	[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]		[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]

	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is [[Ian Brandon Anderson~~\|Ian Brandon Anderson~~'s]] response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is censored for unknown reasons, despite Ian's use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]'s response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.\|finale]], which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is [[Chris and censorship\|censored for unknown reasons]], despite Ian's use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.

	The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], he rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris.		The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], he rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris.
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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
	''Oh'' no you don't, Chris! '''You're''' not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law\|I will SUE your sorry ass]]! And I ~~wanna~~ tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously, ''months and months ago'', for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0\|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records! ''They know.'' I have been a customer of them ''for years!'' They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[Monthly Tugboat\|over two th...]] [''suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm, realizing that he's undermined his own point about being a loyal Nintendo customer''] Agh... [''performs [[Homos\|an incredibly effeminate, limp-wristed swatting gesture]] toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound; he then quickly raises his left arm again, before dropping it''] Nintendo has like five TH- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you ~~are~~ not- you will not [[Speech Impediment\|secede]]. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!		''Oh'' no you don't, Chris! '''You're''' not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law\|I will SUE your sorry ass]]! And I'm 'onna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously, ''months and months ago'', for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0\|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records! ''They know.'' I have been a customer of them ''for years!'' They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[Monthly Tugboat\|over two th...]] [''suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm, realizing that he's undermined his own point about being a loyal Nintendo customer''] Agh... [''performs [[Homos\|an incredibly effeminate, limp-wristed swatting gesture]] toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound; he then quickly raises his left arm again, before dropping it''] Nintendo has like five--over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you will not... be-you will not [[Speech Impediment\|secede]]. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!

	[''backs away from the camera''] You are the ''impostor!'' STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [''trails off again in confusion''] ~~shirt~~... [''nods head''] WITH THE ''PAPER'' MEDALLION! ''Stop'' that impostor! [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] '''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are mine ''ALONE!''''' I am ''the'' Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speak at a ridiculous speed''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change\|Christopher]], February 24th, [[1982]], '''I'm''' the one with [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] as my father and [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! ''STOP'' that ''IMPOSTOR'' bastard who has been posing with ''MY'' name, ''MY'' address, ''MY'' phone number, ''EVERYTHING! '''STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!'''''		[''backs away from the camera''] You are the ''impostor!'' STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [''trails off again in confusion''] SHIRT... [''nods head''] WITH THE ''PAPER'' MEDALLION! ''Stop'' that impostor! [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] '''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are mine ''ALONE!''''' I am ''the'' Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speak at a ridiculous speed''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change\|Christopher]], February 24th, [[1982]], '''I'm''' the one with [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] as my father and [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! ''STOP'' that ''IMPOSTOR'' bastard who has been posing with ''MY'' name, ''MY'' address, ''MY'' phone number, ''EVERYTHING! '''STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!'''''

	{{RageQuote\|[[Death threats\|DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE, YOOOOUUU!]]}}		{{RageQuote\|[[Death threats\|DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE, YOOOOUUU!]]}}

	[''jump cut'']		[''puts sign away; jump cut'']

	[''reappears without glasses''] ''Especially'' after that disclaimer video I made, where I told ~~everyody~~ not to buy anything from you. I ~~warn~~ Nintendo, ~~and~~ [[HEXBox\|Microsoft]], and Sony: do not buy anything from ''him'' either. '''He's''' the impostor, I'M the real deal. Look at the ''history'' on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] and everywhere else. You will rot in ''jail'', mister... Ssss... You will rot in jail. Nintendo has known me for years, so long- so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They ''know'' me. And they know ''you'' to be the ''impostor!'' You go into Nintendo's doors, they ''will'' kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, stop him! ''Put him in jail! Call the [[jerkops\|police]] on him!'' ...Anybody else in my [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|true loyal fanbase]]: do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face.		[''reappears without glasses''] ''Especially'' after that [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|disclaimer video I made]], where I told everybody not to buy anything from you. I've warned Nintendo, then [[HEXBox\|Microsoft]], and Sony: do not buy anything from ''him'' either. '''He's''' the impostor, I'M the real deal. Look at the ''history'' on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] and everywhere else. You will rot in ''jail'', mister... Ssss... [[Jail Saga\|You will rot in jail]]. Nintendo has known me for years, so long- so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They ''know'' me. And they know ''you'' to be the ''impostor!'' You go into Nintendo's doors, they ''will'' kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, stop him! ''Put him in jail! Call the [[jerkops\|police]] on him!'' ...Anybody else in my [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|true loyal fanbase]]: do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face.

	[''jump cut'']		[''jump cut'']

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
	''Oh'' no you don't, Chris! '''You're''' not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law\|I will SUE your sorry ass]]! And I wanna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously, ''months and months ago'', for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0\|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records! ''They know.'' I have been a customer of them ''for years!'' They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[Monthly Tugboat\|over two th...]] [''suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm, realizing that he's undermined his own point about being a loyal Nintendo customer''] Agh... [''performs an incredibly effeminate, limp-wristed swatting gesture toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound; he then quickly raises his left arm again, before dropping it''] Nintendo has like five TH- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not- you will not [[Speech Impediment\|secede]]. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!		''Oh'' no you don't, Chris! '''You're''' not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law\|I will SUE your sorry ass]]! And I wanna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously, ''months and months ago'', for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0\|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records! ''They know.'' I have been a customer of them ''for years!'' They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[Monthly Tugboat\|over two th...]] [''suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm, realizing that he's undermined his own point about being a loyal Nintendo customer''] Agh... [''performs [[Homos\|an incredibly effeminate, limp-wristed swatting gesture]] toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound; he then quickly raises his left arm again, before dropping it''] Nintendo has like five TH- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not- you will not [[Speech Impediment\|secede]]. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!

	[''backs away from the camera''] You are the ''impostor!'' STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [''trails off again in confusion''] shirt... [''nods head''] WITH THE ''PAPER'' MEDALLION! ''Stop'' that impostor! [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] '''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are mine ''ALONE!''''' I am ''the'' Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speak at a ridiculous speed''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change\|Christopher]], February 24th, [[1982]], '''I'm''' the one with [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] as my father and [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! ''STOP'' that ''IMPOSTOR'' bastard who has been posing with ''MY'' name, ''MY'' address, ''MY'' phone number, ''EVERYTHING! '''STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!'''''		[''backs away from the camera''] You are the ''impostor!'' STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [''trails off again in confusion''] shirt... [''nods head''] WITH THE ''PAPER'' MEDALLION! ''Stop'' that impostor! [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] '''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are mine ''ALONE!''''' I am ''the'' Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speak at a ridiculous speed''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change\|Christopher]], February 24th, [[1982]], '''I'm''' the one with [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] as my father and [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! ''STOP'' that ''IMPOSTOR'' bastard who has been posing with ''MY'' name, ''MY'' address, ''MY'' phone number, ''EVERYTHING! '''STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!'''''

KingClark at 05:36, 8 November 2023

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	[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]		[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]

	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is censored for unknown reasons, despite ~~Chris~~'s use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is [[Ian Brandon Anderson\|Ian Brandon Anderson's]] response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is censored for unknown reasons, despite Ian's use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.

	The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], ~~Ian~~ rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft~~; later~~, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s his counterpart in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.		The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], he rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris.

			Ian also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft, before wrapping the video up by firing a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at his counterpart in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.

	==Video==		==Video==

KingClark at 05:34, 8 November 2023

2023-11-08T05:34:17Z

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	[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]		[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]

	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is censored for unknown reasons, despite Chris's use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.

	The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft; later, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s his counterpart in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.		The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft; later, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s his counterpart in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.

KingClark at 05:33, 8 November 2023

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	[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]		[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]

	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them.

	The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft; later, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s his counterpart in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.		The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft; later, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s his counterpart in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.

KingClark at 05:32, 8 November 2023

2023-11-08T05:32:30Z

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	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale.

	The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[14 Branchland Court\|~~personal~~ info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid, ~~and later~~ [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s ~~him~~ in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.		The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft; later, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s his counterpart in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.

	==Video==		==Video==

KingClark at 05:26, 8 November 2023

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	[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]		[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg\|thumb\|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]

	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale. The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[14 Branchland Court\|personal info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid, and later [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s him in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale.

			The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[14 Branchland Court\|personal info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid, and later [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s him in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.

	==Video==		==Video==

KingClark at 05:26, 8 November 2023

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	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale. The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[14 Branchland Court\|personal info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid, and later [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s him in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale. The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[14 Branchland Court\|personal info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid, and later [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s him in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.

	~~{{Clear}}~~

	==Video==		==Video==

KingClark at 20:04, 31 August 2023

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	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale. The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[14 Branchland Court\|personal info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s ~~Liquid~~ in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale. The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[14 Branchland Court\|personal info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel\|demonic]] [[Death threats\|death threat]] against Liquid, and later [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s him in the most [[Autism\|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.

	{{Clear}}		{{Clear}}

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	'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is [[Ian Brandon Anderson~~\|Ian Brandon Anderson~~'s]] response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is censored for unknown reasons, despite Ian's use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.		'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]'s response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.\|finale]], which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is [[Chris and censorship\|censored for unknown reasons]], despite Ian's use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.

	The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], he rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris.		The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park\|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|Yet again]], he rattles off his [[Honest Content\|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court\|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris.
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	''Oh'' no you don't, Chris! '''You're''' not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law\|I will SUE your sorry ass]]! And I ~~wanna~~ tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously, ''months and months ago'', for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0\|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records! ''They know.'' I have been a customer of them ''for years!'' They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[Monthly Tugboat\|over two th...]] [''suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm, realizing that he's undermined his own point about being a loyal Nintendo customer''] Agh... [''performs [[Homos\|an incredibly effeminate, limp-wristed swatting gesture]] toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound; he then quickly raises his left arm again, before dropping it''] Nintendo has like five TH- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you ~~are~~ not- you will not [[Speech Impediment\|secede]]. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!		''Oh'' no you don't, Chris! '''You're''' not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law\|I will SUE your sorry ass]]! And I'm 'onna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto\|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously, ''months and months ago'', for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0\|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records! ''They know.'' I have been a customer of them ''for years!'' They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[Monthly Tugboat\|over two th...]] [''suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm, realizing that he's undermined his own point about being a loyal Nintendo customer''] Agh... [''performs [[Homos\|an incredibly effeminate, limp-wristed swatting gesture]] toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound; he then quickly raises his left arm again, before dropping it''] Nintendo has like five--over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you will not... be-you will not [[Speech Impediment\|secede]]. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!

	[''backs away from the camera''] You are the ''impostor!'' STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [''trails off again in confusion''] ~~shirt~~... [''nods head''] WITH THE ''PAPER'' MEDALLION! ''Stop'' that impostor! [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] '''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are mine ''ALONE!''''' I am ''the'' Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speak at a ridiculous speed''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change\|Christopher]], February 24th, [[1982]], '''I'm''' the one with [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] as my father and [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! ''STOP'' that ''IMPOSTOR'' bastard who has been posing with ''MY'' name, ''MY'' address, ''MY'' phone number, ''EVERYTHING! '''STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!'''''		[''backs away from the camera''] You are the ''impostor!'' STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [''trails off again in confusion''] SHIRT... [''nods head''] WITH THE ''PAPER'' MEDALLION! ''Stop'' that impostor! [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] '''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are mine ''ALONE!''''' I am ''the'' Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speak at a ridiculous speed''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change\|Christopher]], February 24th, [[1982]], '''I'm''' the one with [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] as my father and [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! ''STOP'' that ''IMPOSTOR'' bastard who has been posing with ''MY'' name, ''MY'' address, ''MY'' phone number, ''EVERYTHING! '''STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!'''''

	{{RageQuote\|[[Death threats\|DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE, YOOOOUUU!]]}}		{{RageQuote\|[[Death threats\|DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE, YOOOOUUU!]]}}

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	[''reappears without glasses''] ''Especially'' after that disclaimer video I made, where I told ~~everyody~~ not to buy anything from you. I ~~warn~~ Nintendo, ~~and~~ [[HEXBox\|Microsoft]], and Sony: do not buy anything from ''him'' either. '''He's''' the impostor, I'M the real deal. Look at the ''history'' on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] and everywhere else. You will rot in ''jail'', mister... Ssss... You will rot in jail. Nintendo has known me for years, so long- so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They ''know'' me. And they know ''you'' to be the ''impostor!'' You go into Nintendo's doors, they ''will'' kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, stop him! ''Put him in jail! Call the [[jerkops\|police]] on him!'' ...Anybody else in my [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|true loyal fanbase]]: do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face.		[''reappears without glasses''] ''Especially'' after that [[CWC Public Disclaimer\|disclaimer video I made]], where I told everybody not to buy anything from you. I've warned Nintendo, then [[HEXBox\|Microsoft]], and Sony: do not buy anything from ''him'' either. '''He's''' the impostor, I'M the real deal. Look at the ''history'' on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] and everywhere else. You will rot in ''jail'', mister... Ssss... [[Jail Saga\|You will rot in jail]]. Nintendo has known me for years, so long- so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They ''know'' me. And they know ''you'' to be the ''impostor!'' You go into Nintendo's doors, they ''will'' kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, stop him! ''Put him in jail! Call the [[jerkops\|police]] on him!'' ...Anybody else in my [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|true loyal fanbase]]: do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face.

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