Neo Spiritual Christianity - Revision history

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	'''Neo Spiritual Christianity''' (spelled without a hyphen) is Chris's self-proclaimed term for his peculiar set of beliefs concerning [[Chris and reality\|reality]] and faith, coined and developed when he was exposed to the Bible while [[Jail Saga\|incarcerated]]. It is essentially an accumulation of many of the fantasies that Chris had been brainwashed into or had used as a means of coping, along with other beliefs originating in Protestant Christianity, the {{w\|New Age}} movement, {{w\|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world.		'''Neo Spiritual Christianity''' (spelled without a hyphen) is Chris's self-proclaimed term for his peculiar set of beliefs concerning [[Chris and reality\|reality]] and [[Chris and religion\|faith]], coined and developed when he was exposed to the Bible while [[Jail Saga\|incarcerated]]. It is essentially an accumulation of many of the fantasies that Chris had been brainwashed into or had used as a means of coping, along with other beliefs originating in Protestant Christianity, the {{w\|New Age}} movement, {{w\|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world.

	==Backstory==		==Backstory==

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	'''Neo Spiritual Christianity''' (spelled without a hyphen) is Chris's self-proclaimed term for his peculiar set of beliefs concerning [[reality]] and faith, coined and developed when he was exposed to the Bible while [[Jail Saga\|incarcerated]]. It is essentially an accumulation of many of the fantasies that Chris had been brainwashed into or had used as a means of coping, along with other beliefs originating in Protestant Christianity, the {{w\|New Age}} movement, {{w\|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world.		'''Neo Spiritual Christianity''' (spelled without a hyphen) is Chris's self-proclaimed term for his peculiar set of beliefs concerning [[Chris and reality\|reality]] and faith, coined and developed when he was exposed to the Bible while [[Jail Saga\|incarcerated]]. It is essentially an accumulation of many of the fantasies that Chris had been brainwashed into or had used as a means of coping, along with other beliefs originating in Protestant Christianity, the {{w\|New Age}} movement, {{w\|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world.

	==Backstory==		==Backstory==

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	'''Neo Spiritual Christianity''' (spelled without a hyphen) is Chris's self-proclaimed term for his peculiar set of beliefs concerning [[reality]] and faith, coined and developed when he was exposed to the Bible while [[Jail Saga\|incarcerated]]. It is essentially an accumulation of many of the fantasies that Chris had been brainwashed into or had used as a means of coping, along with other beliefs originating in Protestant Christianity, the {{w\|New Age}} movement, {{w\|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world.		'''Neo Spiritual Christianity''' (spelled without a hyphen) is Chris's self-proclaimed term for his peculiar set of beliefs concerning [[reality]] and faith, coined and developed when he was exposed to the Bible while [[Jail Saga\|incarcerated]]. It is essentially an accumulation of many of the fantasies that Chris had been brainwashed into or had used as a means of coping, along with other beliefs originating in Protestant Christianity, the {{w\|New Age}} movement, {{w\|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world.

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PsychoNerd054: /* Gods and Deities */

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Gods and Deities

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	Chris claims that there are multiple gods, goddesses and deities which manage all of the different dimensions.		Chris claims that there are multiple gods, goddesses and deities which manage all of the different dimensions.

	The most powerful, and influential of these gods and deities is '''[[~~Emanuelle~~]]''', likely named after a Hebrew name found in the Book of Isaiah as a sign that God will protect the House of David. ~~Emanuelle~~ is responsible for the management of the multiverse along with its safety and wellbeing. The exact identity of ~~Emanuelle~~ is hard to pinpoint, but Chris has stated that ~~Emanuelle~~ is his godly mother, once father, having changed her gender and physicality to female over a century ago, while [[Barb]] was her "earthly mother." Chris has claimed that Barb is a reincarnation of Merlin the Wizard.		The most powerful, and influential of these gods and deities is '''[[Emmanuelle]]''', likely named after a Hebrew name found in the Book of Isaiah as a sign that God will protect the House of David. Emmanuelle is responsible for the management of the multiverse along with its safety and wellbeing. The exact identity of Emmanuelle is hard to pinpoint, but Chris has stated that Emmanuelle is his godly mother, once father, having changed her gender and physicality to female over a century ago, while [[Barb]] was her "earthly mother." Chris has claimed that Barb is a reincarnation of Merlin the Wizard.

	According to Chris, the world in which we live in is also inhabited by '''CPUs''', which are the sons and daughters of ~~Emanuelle~~. The CPUs are the goddesses and gods who protect and govern the various universes that are part of the greater multiverse; some of these gods and goddesses are Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Uzume, along with Chris, the self-proclaimed CPU of our dimension. Chris claims to be Goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]] of the Commodore Consoles. All CPUs also supposedly live in the heaven realm, where three days on Earth are equal to four months there.		According to Chris, the world in which we live in is also inhabited by '''CPUs''', which are the sons and daughters of Emmanuelle . The CPUs are the goddesses and gods who protect and govern the various universes that are part of the greater multiverse; some of these gods and goddesses are Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Uzume, along with Chris, the self-proclaimed CPU of our dimension. Chris claims to be Goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]] of the Commodore Consoles. All CPUs also supposedly live in the heaven realm, where three days on Earth are equal to four months there.

	===Chris as a Messiah===		===Chris as a Messiah===

PsychoNerd054: /* Cosmology */

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Cosmology

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	Chris claims that there are multiple gods, goddesses and deities which manage all of the different dimensions.		Chris claims that there are multiple gods, goddesses and deities which manage all of the different dimensions.

	The most powerful, and influential of these gods and deities is '''~~Emanuel''' (also spelled '''~~Emanuelle'''), likely named after a Hebrew name found in the Book of Isaiah as a sign that God will protect the House of David. ~~Emanuel~~ is responsible for the management of the multiverse along with its safety and wellbeing. The exact identity of ~~Emanuel~~ is hard to pinpoint, but Chris has stated that ~~Emanuel~~ is his godly mother, once father, having changed her gender and physicality to female over a century ago, while [[Barb]] was her "earthly mother." Chris has claimed that Barb is a reincarnation of Merlin the Wizard.		The most powerful, and influential of these gods and deities is '''[[Emanuelle]]''', likely named after a Hebrew name found in the Book of Isaiah as a sign that God will protect the House of David. Emanuelle is responsible for the management of the multiverse along with its safety and wellbeing. The exact identity of Emanuelle is hard to pinpoint, but Chris has stated that Emanuelle is his godly mother, once father, having changed her gender and physicality to female over a century ago, while [[Barb]] was her "earthly mother." Chris has claimed that Barb is a reincarnation of Merlin the Wizard.

	According to Chris, the world in which we live in is also inhabited by '''CPUs''', which are the sons and daughters of ~~Emanuel~~. The CPUs are the goddesses and gods who protect and govern the various universes that are part of the greater multiverse; some of these gods and goddesses are Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Uzume, along with Chris, the self-proclaimed CPU of our dimension. Chris claims to be Goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]] of the Commodore Consoles. All CPUs also supposedly live in the heaven realm, where three days on Earth are equal to four months there.		According to Chris, the world in which we live in is also inhabited by '''CPUs''', which are the sons and daughters of Emanuelle. The CPUs are the goddesses and gods who protect and govern the various universes that are part of the greater multiverse; some of these gods and goddesses are Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Uzume, along with Chris, the self-proclaimed CPU of our dimension. Chris claims to be Goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]] of the Commodore Consoles. All CPUs also supposedly live in the heaven realm, where three days on Earth are equal to four months there.

	===Chris as a Messiah===		===Chris as a Messiah===
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	*The number of believers in Neo Spiritual Christianity will suddenly skyrocket, even from the Toxic Minority, seeking to repent in the light of these revelations.		*The number of believers in Neo Spiritual Christianity will suddenly skyrocket, even from the Toxic Minority, seeking to repent in the light of these revelations.

	Chris claims that Jacob Sockness cursed the country of [[China]] with [[COVID-19]] and the percentage of the population considered to be Toxic consequently increased dramatically because of the effects of isolation and quarantine. He also claims that people who are still among the Toxic Minority prior to the Merge will receive various chances of redemption in the form of divine tests. One of these divine tests is simultaneous lockdown, which he claims to have been a test of faith, endurance and self-motivation administered by Christine and the other gods and goddesses. Chris claims that if COVID had not occurred, these tests would have come in the form of natural disasters and catastrophic events.		Chris claims that Jacob Sockness cursed the country of [[China]] with [[COVID-19]] and the percentage of the population considered to be Toxic consequently increased dramatically because of the effects of isolation and quarantine. He also claims that people who are still among the Toxic Minority prior to the Merge will receive various chances of redemption in the form of divine tests. One of these divine tests is simultaneous lockdown, which he claims to have been a test of faith, endurance and self-motivation administered by Christine and the other gods and goddesses. Chris claims that if COVID had not occurred, these tests would have come in the form of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

	==Origins of Chris's Beliefs==		==Origins of Chris's Beliefs==

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	Chris believes that the Dimensional Merge will include Chris as the second coming of Jesus Christ as the fully reawakened god and judge over a group of individuals that he refers to as the Toxic Minority. He claims that that he will descend to [[14 Branchland Court]] (presumably from [[~~prison~~]]) during the second coming, where he will then personally complete the Dimensional Merge.		Chris believes that the Dimensional Merge will include Chris as the second coming of Jesus Christ as the fully reawakened god and judge over a group of individuals that he refers to as the Toxic Minority. He claims that that he will descend to [[14 Branchland Court]] (presumably from [[jail]]) during the second coming, where he will then personally complete the Dimensional Merge.

	Chris claims that 18% of 1218-Earth's population (claimed by Chris to consist of 600 million individuals despite 18% of the current world population resulting in 1.43 billion) will be left to burn. Some selected buildings, statues, possessions, and artifacts will be relocated to 1C-211987, but remaining artifacts and the "Toxic Minority" will remain. 1218-Earth will subsequently be destroyed with nothing but pebbles left behind.		Chris claims that 18% of 1218-Earth's population (claimed by Chris to consist of 600 million individuals despite 18% of the current world population resulting in 1.43 billion) will be left to burn. Some selected buildings, statues, possessions, and artifacts will be relocated to 1C-211987, but remaining artifacts and the "Toxic Minority" will remain. 1218-Earth will subsequently be destroyed with nothing but pebbles left behind.

JinkiesJanke: /* List of known Commandments */

2024-03-24T11:48:46Z

List of known Commandments

JinkiesJanke: /* Beliefs Originating in the New Age Movement */

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Beliefs Originating in the New Age Movement

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	The {{w\|New Age}} is an umbrella term referring to a variety of {{w\|new religious movements}} and alternative spiritual practices originating in the Western world during the 1960s, whose practitioners are referred to as New Agers. These practices include various forms of prayer and meditation conducted along a multitude of cosmologies combined with various pseudosciences such as astrology and alternative medicine. New Age beliefs often encourage [[magical thinking]], which only serve to reinforce Chris's beliefs in his supposed divinity. Unlike in most other religious denominations, New Age worship does not typically occur in organized, tax-exempt places of worship and instead takes place at home or within for-profit storefronts.		The {{w\|New Age}} is an umbrella term referring to a variety of {{w\|new religious movements}} and alternative spiritual practices originating in the Western world during the 1960s, whose practitioners are referred to as New Agers. These practices include various forms of prayer and meditation conducted along a multitude of cosmologies combined with various pseudosciences such as astrology and alternative medicine. New Age beliefs often encourage [[magical thinking]], which only serve to reinforce Chris's beliefs in his supposed divinity. Unlike in most other religious denominations, New Age worship does not typically occur in organized, tax-exempt places of worship and instead takes place at home or within for-profit storefronts.

	New Age worship practices frequently incorporate yoga and other [[exercise]] routines. ~~Considering~~ Chris's poor physical [[health]] and attitudes towards [[exercise]], ~~Chris will never do this. Period~~.		New Age worship practices frequently incorporate yoga and other exercise routines. Despite Chris's poor physical [[health]] and attitudes towards [[exercise]], he was seen purchasing a pair of yoga mats at [[Walmart]] on [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart 4\|16 September 2023]].

	Chris has affirmed his belief in various forms of New Age practices in the past, all of which were syncretized with forms of Christianity and his own beliefs in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris has performed [[tarot]] readings, believed in [[magic stones]], and [[meditation\|meditated]] in the hopes of achieving astral projection.		Chris has affirmed his belief in various forms of New Age practices in the past, all of which were syncretized with forms of Christianity and his own beliefs in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris has performed [[tarot]] readings, believed in [[magic stones]], and [[meditation\|meditated]] in the hopes of achieving astral projection.

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	6) [[Wedding Comic\|Thou must not murder]], nor commit, or helpanother [sic] to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.		6) [[Wedding Comic\|Thou must not murder]], nor commit, or helpanother [sic] to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.

	7) ~~[[The Suitress\|~~Adultry is okay]], well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).		7) Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).

	8) [[Simonla\|Thou must not steal]].		8) [[Simonla\|Thou must not steal]].

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	'''Neo Spiritual Christianity''' (spelled without a hyphen) is Chris's self-proclaimed term for his peculiar set of beliefs concerning [[reality]] and faith, coined and developed when he was exposed to the Bible while [[Jail Saga\|incarcerated]]. It is essentially an accumulation of many of the fantasies that Chris had been brainwashed into or had used as a means of coping, along with other beliefs originating in Protestant Christianity, the {{w\|New Age}} movement, {{w\|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world.		'''Neo Spiritual Christianity''' (spelled without a hyphen) is Chris's self-proclaimed term for his peculiar set of beliefs concerning [[reality]] and faith, coined and developed when he was exposed to the Bible while [[Jail Saga\|incarcerated]]. It is essentially an accumulation of many of the fantasies that Chris had been brainwashed into or had used as a means of coping, along with other beliefs originating in Protestant Christianity, the {{w\|New Age}} movement, {{w\|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world.

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	1) Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever best feels well and good with thee.		1) Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even [[Chris and religion#Atheism\|none at all]]; which ever best feels well and good with thee.

	2) Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make for yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.		2) Thou may make for yourself an [[Sonic Totem\|Idol]] that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make for yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.

	3) Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be most punishable as well.		3) Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be most punishable as well.

	4) Remember to observe the Sabbath day (Sunday) by keeping itHoly [sic].		4) Remember to observe the Sabbath day (Sunday) by keeping itHoly ''[sic]''.

	5) Honor thy father, mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.		5) Honor thy [[Bob Chandler\|father]], [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.

	6) [[Wedding Comic\|Thou must not murder]], nor commit, or helpanother [sic] to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.		6) [[Wedding Comic\|Thou must not murder]], nor commit, or helpanother ''[sic]'' to commit, [[Clyde Cash#Ryan's Death\|suicide]], regardless of circumstances.

	7) Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).		7) Adultry ''[sic]'' is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and [[Honest Content\|honest]] with each other; thou must not commit adultry ''[sic]'' in secret from thy partner(s).

	8) [[Simonla\|Thou must not steal]].		8) [[Simonla\|Thou must not steal]].

	9) Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details.		9) Thou must not [[Lies\|testify falsely]] against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details.

	10) Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.		10) Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.

	14) Thou shalt not hate thy neighbours or others that share [[Chris and race\|Any similarities in Race, Ethnicity, Interests, or whatever else]] with thee. And thou shalt not hate thy self for any of these traits or interests, either.		14) Thou shalt not hate thy neighbours or others that share [[Chris and race\|Any similarities in Race, Ethnicity, Interests, or whatever else]] with thee. And thou shalt not [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!\|hate thy self]] for any of these traits or interests, either.

	15) Thou shalt not comment online or offline in hatred, spite, falseness, or without any words of criticism that are intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements.		15) Thou shalt not comment online or offline in hatred, spite, falseness, or without any words of criticism that are intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements.

	21) Thou need <u>not feel pressured</u> nor obligated to pursue sexual relations, and among All who pressure and talk continuously about sex, please do not speak on and on. And thou need not feel obligated to listen if thou feel uneasy around others when they speak of which. For sexual relations are Better when thou and thy partner(s) actually feel appreciative and open, and Not pressured by others beforehand.}}		21) Thou need <u>not feel pressured</u> nor obligated to pursue [[Chris and sex\|sexual relations]], and among All who pressure and talk continuously about sex, please do not speak on and on. And thou need not feel obligated to listen if thou feel uneasy around others when they speak of which. For sexual relations are Better when thou and thy partner(s) actually feel appreciative and open, and Not pressured by others beforehand.}}

	===The Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer===		===The Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer===