Netflix - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 15:44, 12 December 2025

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FromtheWordsofBR at 23:50, 26 April 2023

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	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (~~now~~ known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (later known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris ~~has~~ spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he ~~has~~ on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.		As the list shows, Chris spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he had on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.

	While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy\|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment\|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)\|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.		While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy\|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment\|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)\|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.

FromtheWordsofBR at 21:07, 16 January 2023

2023-01-16T21:07:44Z

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge ~~watches~~ [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris ~~spends~~ an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his ~~Instant Watch queue~~, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it ~~any wonder he doesn't update his crap?~~		As the list shows, Chris has spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.

	~~However, between~~ some obvious favorites, ~~the list contains~~ some ~~surprises~~; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy\|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment\|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)\|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.		While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy\|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment\|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)\|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.

	Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride\|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos\|message of tolerance]].		Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride\|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos\|message of tolerance]].

Morganstedmanms: Undo revision 269981 by UmJammer Lammy (talk)

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	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge ~~watched~~ [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?		As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

UmJammer Lammy at 05:58, 11 October 2021

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge ~~watches~~ [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watched [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?		As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

FromtheWordsofBR at 01:18, 28 January 2021

2021-01-28T01:18:36Z

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet. Netflix is also available on [[Xbox ~~One~~]] and [[PlayStation 4]], among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ~~today~~ is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?		As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

Ddcakes22 at 19:40, 25 October 2020

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	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet. Netflix is also available on [[Xbox One]] and [[PlayStation 4]], among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history today is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet. Netflix is also available on [[Xbox One]] and [[PlayStation 4]], among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history today is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?		As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

Ddcakes22 at 19:39, 25 October 2020

2020-10-25T19:39:47Z

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet. Netflix is also available on [[Xbox One]] and [[PlayStation 4]], among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history today is unknown, but it~~'s very likely~~ he ~~still~~ binge watches ~~on an~~ [[Obesity\|~~regular~~]] ~~basis~~.)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet. Netflix is also available on [[Xbox One]] and [[PlayStation 4]], among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history today is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?		As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

Grembini at 05:24, 9 August 2020

2020-08-09T05:24:55Z

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	\|26:56:36		\|31:39:25
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	\|2:59:37		\|4:31:21
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Grembini at 05:13, 9 August 2020

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (~~now~~ known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (later known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris ~~has~~ spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he ~~has~~ on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.		As the list shows, Chris spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he had on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.

	While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy\|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment\|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)\|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.		While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy\|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment\|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)\|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge ~~watches~~ [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris ~~spends~~ an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his ~~Instant Watch queue~~, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it ~~any wonder he doesn't update his crap?~~		As the list shows, Chris has spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.

	~~However, between~~ some obvious favorites, ~~the list contains~~ some ~~surprises~~; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy\|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment\|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)\|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.		While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy\|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment\|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)\|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.

	Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride\|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos\|message of tolerance]].		Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride\|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos\|message of tolerance]].

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge ~~watched~~ [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?		As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge ~~watches~~ [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watched [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?		As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

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	[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]		[[File:Onslow.PNG\|thumb\|Chris, age 50.]]

	'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet. Netflix is also available on [[Xbox ~~One~~]] and [[PlayStation 4]], among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ~~today~~ is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)		'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television\|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watches [[Obesity\|regularly]].)

	As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?		As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances\|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?