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	Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].		Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].

	During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.		During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.

	The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|photos taken by field agents]] initially showed that Chris was in the best shape he'd been in a long time. However, he has has since ballooned back to his former weight, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healthier, he went back to the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's-covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart\|Banquet meals]].		The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|photos taken by field agents]] initially showed that Chris was in the best shape he'd been in a long time. However, he has has since ballooned back to his former weight, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healthier, he went back to the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's-covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart\|Banquet meals]].

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	[[File:Ecp00066.jpg\|thumb\|[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki#Christianchandler\|Look at his "slender" figure.]]]]		[[File:Ecp00066.jpg\|thumb\|[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki#Christianchandler\|Look at his "slender" figure.]]]]
			[[File:Fat chris.jpg\|thumb\|"THIS!!! Right Here was [[Jessica Quinn\|ALLLLL HERS]]!!!!!!"]]

	'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese. Among that 42.5% is [[Chris]].<ref>https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm ''CDC FastStats - Overweight Prevalence, 2017-2018''</ref>		'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese. Among that 42.5% is [[Chris]].<ref>https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm ''CDC FastStats - Overweight Prevalence, 2017-2018''</ref>
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	==Diet==		==Diet==

	Another contribution to Chris' obesity is the food he eats. Chris's [[Chris and nutrition\|diet]] is appalling, consisting mainly of fast food and other unhealthy foodstuffs. While it would be acceptable if he treated himself to that stuff occasionally (like most people do), there's no question that it's a staple of his diet. The sheer amount of calories he consumes, coupled with his laziness, means that he's carrying around enough extra mass to make another person. His diet will most likely also cause problems other than obesity, and may be at least one cause of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]].		Another contribution to Chris's obesity is the food he eats. Chris's [[Chris and nutrition\|diet]] is appalling, consisting mainly of fast food and other unhealthy foodstuffs. While it would be acceptable if he treated himself to that stuff occasionally (like most people do), there's no question that it's a staple of his diet. The sheer amount of calories he consumes, coupled with his laziness, means that he's carrying around enough extra mass to make another person. His diet will most likely also cause problems other than obesity, and may be at least one cause of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]].

	[[File:X - 28Oct2023-fruits3.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|[[Chris and health\|This is what Chris believes is a healthy meal.]]]]		[[File:X - 28Oct2023-fruits3.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|[[Chris and health\|This is what Chris believes is a healthy meal.]]]]
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	* January 2018 - At [[MAGfest]], Chris said that he was '''"212 pounds of awesome"''' at the ''Christory of Sonichu'' panel.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-16#post-2931683</ref> Later, when he praised a fan who lifted him with a bear hug, Chris stated that his weight was more than 212 pounds, congratulating the fan on his strength.<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>		* January 2018 - At [[MAGfest]], Chris said that he was '''"212 pounds of awesome"''' at the ''Christory of Sonichu'' panel.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-16#post-2931683</ref> Later, when he praised a fan who lifted him with a bear hug, Chris stated that his weight was more than 212 pounds, congratulating the fan on his strength.<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>

	* January 2019 - Chris self-consciously reported his weight at '''213 pounds''' (96 kg).<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082809505367367680</ref> Three days later, Chris posted on Twitter data from his Aria 2 Smart Scale and Fitbit app that displayed his weight as '''209.7 pounds''' (95.1 kg) with his BMI listed as 29.4, nearly inside of the obese range.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1083935703698935808</ref> The readout from the smart scale also displayed Chris' Percent Body Fat as 45.3%, for comparison, PBF greater than 25% is considered obese for men while greater than 32% is obese for women. Chris stated that he wants to use his [[treadmill]] to slim down to 200 and eventually 179 pounds.		* January 2019 - Chris self-consciously reported his weight at '''213 pounds''' (96 kg).<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082809505367367680</ref> Three days later, Chris posted on Twitter data from his Aria 2 Smart Scale and Fitbit app that displayed his weight as '''209.7 pounds''' (95.1 kg) with his BMI listed as 29.4, nearly inside of the obese range.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1083935703698935808</ref> The readout from the smart scale also displayed Chris's Percent Body Fat as 45.3%, for comparison, PBF greater than 25% is considered obese for men while greater than 32% is obese for women. Chris stated that he wants to use his [[treadmill]] to slim down to 200 and eventually 179 pounds.

	* November 2021 - Chris, after three months in jail, gave his weight as '''203 pounds''' (92 kg). Presumably this is due to the relatively low quality and low amount of food available to inmates. Chris described this weight as "appropriate to my Human Form's Five Foot, Eleven Inch Height", although with a BMI of 28.3 he is still very much overweight.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>		* November 2021 - Chris, after three months in jail, gave his weight as '''203 pounds''' (92 kg). Presumably this is due to the relatively low quality and low amount of food available to inmates. Chris described this weight as "appropriate to my Human Form's Five Foot, Eleven Inch Height", although with a BMI of 28.3 he is still very much overweight.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>

	* January 2024 - Chris, nearly 10 months after being released, claimed that he had weighed '''"around 215" pounds''' (97 kg) the last time he checked. This would make his BMI 30.8, putting him in the obese range again.<ref>[[Keffals_videos#The_Chris_Chan_Interview]]</ref>		* January 2024 - Chris, nearly 10 months after being released from jail, claimed that he had weighed '''"around 215" pounds''' (97 kg) the last time he checked. This would make his BMI 30.8, putting him in the obese range again.<ref>[[Keffals_videos#The_Chris_Chan_Interview]]</ref>

			* March 2025 - In a livestream, Chris claimed that he recently weighed in at '''"a little over" 190 pounds''' (86 kg).<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref>

	==Health==		==Health==

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	During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.		During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.

	The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|photos taken by field agents]] initially showed that Chris was in the best shape he'd been in a long time, ~~but~~ he has since ballooned back to his former weight, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healthier, he ~~still consumed~~ the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart\|Banquet ~~Meals~~]].		The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|photos taken by field agents]] initially showed that Chris was in the best shape he'd been in a long time. However, he has has since ballooned back to his former weight, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healthier, he went back to the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's-covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart\|Banquet meals]].

	==Exercise==		==Exercise==
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	==Diet==		==Diet==

	Another contribution to Chris' obesity is the food he eats. Chris's [[Chris and nutrition\|diet]] is appalling, consisting mainly of fast food and other unhealthy foodstuffs. While it would be acceptable if he treated himself to that stuff occasionally (like most people do), there's no question that it's a staple of his diet. The sheer amount of calories he consumes, coupled with his laziness, means that he's carrying around enough extra mass to make another person. His diet will most likely also cause problems other than obesity, and may be ~~the~~ cause of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]].		Another contribution to Chris' obesity is the food he eats. Chris's [[Chris and nutrition\|diet]] is appalling, consisting mainly of fast food and other unhealthy foodstuffs. While it would be acceptable if he treated himself to that stuff occasionally (like most people do), there's no question that it's a staple of his diet. The sheer amount of calories he consumes, coupled with his laziness, means that he's carrying around enough extra mass to make another person. His diet will most likely also cause problems other than obesity, and may be at least one cause of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]].

	[[File:X - 28Oct2023-fruits3.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|[[Chris and health\|This is what Chris believes is a healthy meal.]]]]		[[File:X - 28Oct2023-fruits3.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|[[Chris and health\|This is what Chris believes is a healthy meal.]]]]
	In 2017, Chris decided that his ass wasn't fat enough, and began listening to a subliminal hypnosis track in the hopes of transferring his belly fat to his ass, as an attempt to obtain an hourglass figure.

	During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris's diet consisted of the type of slop typically served in jail cafeterias, and occasionally commissary food if he'd earned it. It is unclear if Chris was a picky eater, but he shed a noticeable amount of weight during his extended stay in jail, likely due to a significant decrease in junk food available for him to consume. Post-jail sightings would see Chris quickly shedding his jailhouse physique, and by August of 2023, he would appear to be back to his normal state of obesity.		In 2017, Chris decided that his ass wasn't fat enough, and began listening to a [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis\|subliminal hypnosis track]] in the hopes of transferring his belly fat to his ass, as an attempt to obtain an hourglass figure.

			During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris's diet consisted of the type of slop typically served in jail cafeterias, and occasionally commissary food if he'd earned it. It is unclear if Chris was a picky eater, but he shed a noticeable amount of weight during his extended stay in jail, likely due to a significant decrease in junk food available for him to consume. Post-jail sightings would see Chris quickly shedding his jailhouse physique, though, and by August of 2023, he would appear to be back to his normal state of obesity.

	==Actual weight claims==		==Actual weight claims==
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	==Health==		==Health==
	''Main ~~article: [[~~Chris and health~~]]''~~		{{Main\|Chris and health}}

	Obviously, all this has an adverse effect on Chris's health. Morbidly obese people are far more likely to develop diabetes, heart disease, and a number of other ailments. While it is admittedly possible to be both fat ''and'' fit at the same time, and an obese person can be very healthy in other regards (even living a long life), Chris's lifestyle, combined with ample evidence of his lack of physical prowess, means that this does not apply to him.		Obviously, all this has an adverse effect on Chris's health. Morbidly obese people are far more likely to develop diabetes, heart disease, and a number of other ailments. While it is admittedly possible to be both fat ''and'' fit at the same time, and an obese person can be very healthy in other regards (even living a long life), Chris's lifestyle, combined with ample evidence of his lack of physical prowess, means that this does not apply to him.
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	[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|180px\|Horizontal stripes aren't exactly slimming!]]		[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|180px\|Horizontal stripes aren't exactly slimming!]]

	Chris has generally been in denial about his weight. When a white knight once told him that he needed to lose some weight if he ever wanted to get a girlfriend, Chris responded by freaking out and exclaiming that he wasn't overweight.<ref>[[White knight E-mails#September 2008 .E2.80.94 Chris denies being fat and sexist]]</ref> In [[IRC]], Chris ~~has been known to~~ become very defensive about his weight, always making claims that he works out, when in fact he just stands up while playing ''Guitar Hero''. Chris's reaction to being called fat is precisely the same as his reaction to being called [[homos\|gay]]. Unfortunately for Chris, there isn't a [[~~Homo#Defenses_against_becoming_homo~~\|poster that will help him lose weight]]. He simply screams that he isn't fat, then oftentimes lies, and [[Chris and hypocrisy\|calls the person accusing him fat.]] He exhibited this behavior during an email with [[Evan]],<ref>[[Masturbating_and_squirtin%27#Transcript of Chrisreply1evan.jpg\|1st email to Evan]]</ref> during his phone call with [[Father Call\|Kacey's father]], and especially in his conversation with [[Kacey and Liquid Call\|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], where insults about his weight triggered a screaming rage.		Chris has generally been in denial about his weight. When a white knight once told him that he needed to lose some weight if he ever wanted to get a girlfriend, Chris responded by freaking out and exclaiming that he wasn't overweight.<ref>[[White knight E-mails#September 2008 .E2.80.94 Chris denies being fat and sexist]]</ref> In his chats on [[IRC]], Chris would become very defensive about his weight, always making claims that he works out, when in fact he just stands up while playing ''Guitar Hero''. Chris's reaction to being called fat is precisely the same as his reaction to being called [[homos\|gay]]. Unfortunately for Chris, there isn't a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|poster]] that will help him lose weight. He simply screams that he isn't fat, then oftentimes lies, and [[Chris and hypocrisy\|calls the person accusing him fat.]] He exhibited this behavior during an email with [[Evan]],<ref>[[Masturbating_and_squirtin%27#Transcript of Chrisreply1evan.jpg\|1st email to Evan]]</ref> during his phone call with [[Father Call\|Kacey's father]], and especially in his conversation with [[Kacey and Liquid Call\|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], where insults about his weight triggered a screaming rage.

	However, during his original rivalry with [[Liquid Chris]], Chris once finally admitted he was perhaps maybe just a little bit fat, but only because he could use this as proof that he was the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler. A similar problem arose during the [[Asperchu]] saga, where Chris, in an attempt to prove that Asperchu was a parody of himself, was forced to admit that Asperchu's "Buddha belly" and "man boobs" are similar to his own. More specifically, he acts as though he ''used'' to have a sagging gut, even though he has, in fact, significantly gained weight since [[high school]]. He chose to focus on this aspect of Asperchu rather than admit his more embarrassing failures the series parodies. He did once admit in a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call\|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]] that he was not fit.		However, during his original rivalry with [[Liquid Chris]], Chris once finally admitted he was perhaps maybe just a little bit fat, but only because he could use this as proof that he was the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler. A similar problem arose during the [[Asperchu]] saga, where Chris, in an attempt to prove that Asperchu was a parody of himself, was forced to admit that Asperchu's "Buddha belly" and "man boobs" are similar to his own. More specifically, he acts as though he ''used'' to have a sagging gut, even though he has, in fact, significantly gained weight since [[high school]]. He chose to focus on this aspect of Asperchu rather than admit his more embarrassing failures the series parodies. He did once admit in a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call\|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]] that he was not fit, but only after some strong-arming from Jack.

	There is also convincing evidence that [[autism\|Chris has difficulty recognizing]] the human figure — [[Facial blindness\|faces]] in particular. His consistent representation of himself as slender and athletic may be attributable to his having formed his self-image during high school, when he would spend hours studying his then-scrawnier self in the mirror, memorizing his looks. However, this is unlikely as Chris has probably never "spent hours studying" anything.<ref> [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22\|''Sonichu'' #7]] - "…I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like…"</ref>		There is also convincing evidence that [[autism\|Chris has difficulty recognizing]] the human figure — [[Facial blindness\|faces]] in particular. His consistent representation of himself as slender and athletic may be attributable to his having formed his self-image during high school, when he would spend hours studying his then-scrawnier self in the mirror, memorizing his looks. However, this is unlikely as Chris has probably never "spent hours studying" anything.<ref> [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22\|''Sonichu'' #7]] - "…I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like…"</ref>
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	==In the comic==		==In the comic==
	[[File:SchuComic12-1P96.jpg\|thumb\|Fat Rosechu]]		[[File:SchuComic12-1P96.jpg\|thumb\|Fat Rosechu]]

	Obesity in the ''Sonichu'' comic is largely limited to villains like [[Robotnik]] or the [[Jerkhief]] and comic relief like [[Sammy]], but [[Sonichu 12\|''Sonichu'' #12]] contains a bizarre sequence in which [[Rosechu]] and [[Cera]] balloon up before later losing 200 pounds in two weeks. This was done to appeal to [[Jessica Quinn]], who had a fat fetish.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>		Obesity in the ''Sonichu'' comic is largely limited to villains like [[Robotnik]] or the [[Jerkhief]] and comic relief like [[Sammy]], but [[Sonichu 12\|''Sonichu'' #12]] contains a bizarre sequence in which [[Rosechu]] and [[Cera]] balloon up before later losing 200 pounds in two weeks. This was done to appeal to [[Jessica Quinn]], who had a fat fetish.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

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	==Actual weight claims==		==Actual weight claims==
	{{quote\|Seriously, though, the last few times I looked on my smart scale of how much I weighed, without clothes, at above 210, I hopped off immediately without letting it sync with my Fitbit app. ALOL\|Chris, January 2019<ref>~~https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082811421363261441~~</ref>}}		{{quote\|Seriously, though, the last few times I looked on my smart scale of how much I weighed, without clothes, at above 210, I hopped off immediately without letting it sync with my [[Fitbit]] app. ALOL\|Chris, January 2019<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Overweight Chris cheating his fitbit results]]</ref>}}

	[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Chris actually believes [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis\|binaural beats]] will [[Chris and reality\|magically transform]] his fat gut and ass into an hourglass figure.]]		[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Chris actually believes [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis\|binaural beats]] will [[Chris and reality\|magically transform]] his fat gut and ass into an hourglass figure.]]

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			{{Honest}}
			{{HealthDisclosure}}
			{{quote\|One more thing, [[Chris and reality\|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]\|Chris, [[List of Chris's lies\|lying]] to a [[white knight]]<ref>[[White knight emails]]</ref>}}
			{{Quote\|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.\|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}

			[[File:Ecp00066.jpg\|thumb\|[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki#Christianchandler\|Look at his "slender" figure.]]]]

			'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese. Among that 42.5% is [[Chris]].<ref>https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm ''CDC FastStats - Overweight Prevalence, 2017-2018''</ref>

			Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.

			Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary [sic] gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command", even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But [[Chris and reality\|that's]] a whole other problem.

			Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].

			During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.

			The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|photos taken by field agents]] initially showed that Chris was in the best shape he'd been in a long time, but he has since ballooned back to his former weight, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healthier, he still consumed the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart\|Banquet Meals]].

			==Exercise==
			[[File:Cwcspin.gif\|thumb\|left\|Chris exercising.]]

	Chris believes that ''standing up without moving'' is a legitimate form of exercise, and as such considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays [[video games]]. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.		Chris believes that ''standing up without moving'' is a legitimate form of exercise, and as such considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays [[video games]]. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.

Hamilton: Random nsfw with no warning

2024-07-23T06:12:55Z

Random nsfw with no warning

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	~~{{Honest}}~~
	~~{{HealthDisclosure}}~~
	~~{{quote\|One more thing, [[Chris and reality\|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]\|Chris, [[List of Chris's lies\|lying]] to a [[white knight]]<ref>[[White knight emails]]</ref>}}~~
	~~{{Quote\|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.\|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}~~

	~~[[File:Ecp00066.jpg\|thumb\|[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki#Christianchandler\|Look at his "slender" figure.]]]]~~

	'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese. Among that 42.5% is [[Chris]].<ref>https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm ''CDC FastStats - Overweight Prevalence, 2017-2018''</ref>

	Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.

	Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary [sic] gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command", even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But [[Chris and reality\|that's]] a whole other problem.

	Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].

	During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.

	The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|photos taken by field agents]] initially showed that Chris was in the best shape he'd been in a long time, but he has since ballooned back to his former weight, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healthier, he still consumed the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart\|Banquet Meals]].

	~~==Exercise==~~
	~~[[File:Cwcspin.gif\|thumb\|left\|Chris exercising.]]~~

	Chris believes that ''standing up without moving'' is a legitimate form of exercise, and as such considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays [[video games]]. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.		Chris believes that ''standing up without moving'' is a legitimate form of exercise, and as such considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays [[video games]]. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.

Amanitie: Updated, removed outdated speculation - his latest weight claim is back in line with his classic-era obesity

2024-06-26T20:21:43Z

Updated, removed outdated speculation - his latest weight claim is back in line with his classic-era obesity

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	'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese.<ref>https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm ''CDC FastStats - Overweight Prevalence, 2017-2018''</ref> ~~While [[Chris]] is no longer technically in the latter category, he spent a good chunk of his adult life in it, and he remains overweight to this day.~~		'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese. Among that 42.5% is [[Chris]].<ref>https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm ''CDC FastStats - Overweight Prevalence, 2017-2018''</ref>

	Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.		Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.
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	During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.		During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.

	The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, ~~Chris initially looked like he kept some of that weight off~~ [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|~~after he was spotted multiple times after leaving jail~~]]~~, meaning~~ that he was ~~still~~ in ~~some of~~ the best shape in a long time ~~despite presumably resuming his unhealthy eating habits. However~~, ~~later sightings indicated that~~ he has since ballooned back to his former weight~~, or at least one very near it~~, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat ~~healtier~~, he still consumed the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart ~~(October)~~\|Banquet Meals]].		The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|photos taken by field agents]] initially showed that Chris was in the best shape he'd been in a long time, but he has since ballooned back to his former weight, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healthier, he still consumed the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart\|Banquet Meals]].

	==Exercise==		==Exercise==

Anemichu: Fixed redundant wording

2024-06-13T08:07:58Z

Fixed redundant wording

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	Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].		Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].

	During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris ~~notably~~ shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.		During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris shed a noticeable amount of weight, thanks to getting a degree of exercise while behind bars, and more importantly, [[Chris and nutrition\|his jail diet]] consisting of ostensibly healthier food than what he could get in the drive-through, along with the amount of junk food that he could consume becoming limited by his commissary funds. In [[May 2022]], Chris's mugshot taken after returning to jail from [[Western State Hospital]] shows that he visibly lost weight since his arrest in [[August 2021]] to the point where he no longer has a a double-chin. Western State Hospital, unlike Central Virginia Regional Jail, does not have a commissary where he could supplement his jail diet with junk food and soft drinks.

	The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, Chris initially looked like he kept some of that weight off [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|after he was spotted multiple times after leaving jail]], meaning that he was still in some of the best shape in a long time despite presumably resuming his unhealthy eating habits. However, later sightings indicated that he has since ballooned back to his former weight, or at least one very near it, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healtier, he still consumed the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (October)\|Banquet Meals]].		The [[March 2023]] mugshot seen on his release from jail also made it look like he had still lost substantial weight despite being able to add empty calories to his diet again, as his jail uniform looked incredibly baggy. From [[May 2023]] onward, Chris initially looked like he kept some of that weight off [[Post-jail sightings (2023)\|after he was spotted multiple times after leaving jail]], meaning that he was still in some of the best shape in a long time despite presumably resuming his unhealthy eating habits. However, later sightings indicated that he has since ballooned back to his former weight, or at least one very near it, notably regaining a lot of fat underneath his neck. This is most likely because, despite claiming to eat healtier, he still consumed the tried ol' formula of [[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits\|Hershey's covered fruits]] and [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (October)\|Banquet Meals]].

Ivandevon: /* Weight claims */

2024-05-24T20:42:12Z

Weight claims

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	* November 2021 - Chris, after three months in jail, gave his weight as '''203 pounds''' (92 kg). Presumably this is due to the relatively low quality and low amount of food available to inmates. Chris described this weight as "appropriate to my Human Form's Five Foot, Eleven Inch Height", although with a BMI of 28.3 he is still very much overweight.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>		* November 2021 - Chris, after three months in jail, gave his weight as '''203 pounds''' (92 kg). Presumably this is due to the relatively low quality and low amount of food available to inmates. Chris described this weight as "appropriate to my Human Form's Five Foot, Eleven Inch Height", although with a BMI of 28.3 he is still very much overweight.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>

	* January 2024 - Chris, nearly 10 months after being released, claimed ~~to weigh~~ '''215 pounds''' (97 kg) last time he checked ~~on a scale, with~~ his BMI ~~listed as~~ 30.8, ~~rendering~~ him ~~into~~ obese range again.<ref>[[Keffals_videos#The_Chris_Chan_Interview]]</ref>		* January 2024 - Chris, nearly 10 months after being released, claimed that he had weighed '''"around 215" pounds''' (97 kg) the last time he checked. This would make his BMI 30.8, putting him in the obese range again.<ref>[[Keffals_videos#The_Chris_Chan_Interview]]</ref>

	==Health==		==Health==

WarnerBro at 01:40, 13 May 2024

2024-05-13T01:40:08Z

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	{{quote\|One more thing, [[Chris and reality\|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]\|Chris, lying to a [[white knight]]<ref>[[White knight emails]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|One more thing, [[Chris and reality\|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]\|Chris, [[List of Chris's lies\|lying]] to a [[white knight]]<ref>[[White knight emails]]</ref>}}
	{{Quote\|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.\|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.\|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}