Officer Nasty - Revision history

Hurtful Truth Level at 07:40, 30 June 2025

2025-06-30T07:40:25Z

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	According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases\|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity\|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both.		According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases\|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity\|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both.

	Note that the pictures were not taken in ~~CWC~~'s [[Chris's room\|room]], but his family's filthy [[kitchen]]. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.		Note that the pictures were not taken in Chris's [[Chris's room\|room]], but his family's filthy [[kitchen]]. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

Hurtful Truth Level at 07:39, 30 June 2025

2025-06-30T07:39:52Z

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	According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases\|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity\|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both.		According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases\|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity\|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both.

	Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[Chris's room\|room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.		Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[Chris's room\|room]], but his family's filthy [[kitchen]]. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

Hurtful Truth Level at 06:41, 30 June 2025

2025-06-30T06:41:22Z

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	*[[Kimmi]]		*[[Kimmi]]
	*[[Sex toys]]		*[[Sex toys]]
			{{References}}
	==External links==		==External links==
	*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071017031340/http://www.adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Love-Dolls/sp-officer-nasty-fantasy-doll-11428.aspx Officer Nasty product page at Adam & Eve]		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071017031340/http://www.adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Love-Dolls/sp-officer-nasty-fantasy-doll-11428.aspx Officer Nasty product page at Adam & Eve]
	~~{{References}}~~
	[[Category:Sweethearts]]		[[Category:Sweethearts]]
	[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]		[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Hurtful Truth Level at 06:40, 30 June 2025

2025-06-30T06:40:31Z

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	{{quote\|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury\|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury\|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}

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	Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[Chris's room\|room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.		Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[Chris's room\|room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

	==~~Fanart~~==		==Gallery==
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	File:Officer nasty art.png\|~~How~~ Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.		File:Adameve 07-03-10.PNG\|Chris's Adam & Eve receipt for one of his Officer Nasty dolls.
			File:Officer nasty art.png\|Fanart of how Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

	~~{{References}}~~

	==See also==		==See also==
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	*[[Kimmi]]		*[[Kimmi]]
	*[[Sex toys]]		*[[Sex toys]]

			==External links==
			*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071017031340/http://www.adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Love-Dolls/sp-officer-nasty-fantasy-doll-11428.aspx Officer Nasty product page at Adam & Eve]
			{{References}}
	[[Category:Sweethearts]]		[[Category:Sweethearts]]
	[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]		[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Hurtful Truth Level at 01:37, 21 November 2022

2022-11-21T01:37:36Z

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	~~==Sources==~~		{{References}}
	~~<references/>~~

	==See also==		==See also==

Hurtful Truth Level at 01:37, 21 November 2022

2022-11-21T01:37:07Z

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	Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[Chris's room\|room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.		Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[Chris's room\|room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

	~~Chris was likely influenced by [[Family Guy]] when he named his doll seeing as it shares the same name as Peter's police officer alter ego.~~

	==Fanart==		==Fanart==

Hurtful Truth Level: Chris bought Officer Nasty before the Family Guy episode aired

2022-11-21T01:35:19Z

Chris bought Officer Nasty before the Family Guy episode aired

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	{{quote\|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury\|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury\|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}

	~~[[File:Officer nasty art.png\|left\|thumb\|How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.]]~~
	[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg\|thumb\|Chris violently [[Chris and sex\|molesting]] a [[Jerkop\|police officer.]] Oh, the humanity.]]		[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg\|thumb\|Chris violently [[Chris and sex\|molesting]] a [[Jerkop\|police officer.]] Oh, the humanity.]]
	~~[[Image:Officer Nasty Peter.jpg\|thumb\|Seems like Officer Nasty and Chris would both get down with Meg.]]~~
	'''Officer Nasty''' was [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for [[Kimmi]]) and the only [[jerkop\|janekop]] that he trusts.		'''Officer Nasty''' was [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for [[Kimmi]]) and the only [[jerkop\|janekop]] that he trusts.

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	Chris was likely influenced by [[Family Guy]] when he named his doll seeing as it shares the same name as Peter's police officer alter ego.		Chris was likely influenced by [[Family Guy]] when he named his doll seeing as it shares the same name as Peter's police officer alter ego.

			==Fanart==
			<center><gallery>
			File:Officer nasty art.png\|How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.
			</gallery></center>

	==Sources==		==Sources==

Hurtful Truth Level at 01:25, 21 November 2022

2022-11-21T01:25:48Z

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	*[[Kimmi]]		*[[Kimmi]]
	*[[Sex toys]]		*[[Sex toys]]

	~~{{Sweethearts}}~~

	[[Category:Sweethearts]]		[[Category:Sweethearts]]
	[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]		[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

SaltyGoldenFox at 07:54, 26 November 2021

2021-11-26T07:54:40Z

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	{{quote\|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury\|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of ~~Christian~~'s edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury\|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}

	[[File:Officer nasty art.png\|left\|thumb\|How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.]]		[[File:Officer nasty art.png\|left\|thumb\|How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.]]

WasitacatisaW at 19:15, 13 September 2021

2021-09-13T19:15:55Z

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			{{quote\|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury\|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}

	[[File:Officer nasty art.png\|left\|thumb\|How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.]]		[[File:Officer nasty art.png\|left\|thumb\|How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.]]
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	Chris was likely influenced by [[Family Guy]] when he named his doll seeing as it shares the same name as Peter's police officer alter ego.		Chris was likely influenced by [[Family Guy]] when he named his doll seeing as it shares the same name as Peter's police officer alter ego.

	{{quote\|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury\|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}

	==Sources==		==Sources==