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	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> There's um, there's some internet sensations out there, uh, some of them last, some of them don't-		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> There's um, there's some internet sensations out there, uh, some of them last, some of them don't-

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	==See also==		==See also==

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	\| ~~ytid~~ = cL1xh489L1M		\| video = {{#ev:YouTube\|cL1xh489L1M}}
	\| stardate = 27 [[May 2009]]		\| stardate = 27 [[May 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Sex\|text}}		\| subject = {{Sex\|text}}

FromtheWordsofBR at 20:11, 17 January 2023

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BoboOrbani: Fixed transcript.

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	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> He retarded?		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> He retarded?

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's all nerdy. ~~Nah, he's just a nerd. He's--~~		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's all nerdy.

	<font color="~~Maroon~~">'''~~Jim~~:'''</font> I'm not a nerrrd!		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font>Nah, he's just a nerd. [<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's...] I'm not a nerrrd!

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's definitely premature-ly [[Hair\|balding]]. And he's got big glasses. [<font color="~~Maroon~~">'''~~Jim~~:'''</font> Mm-hmm.] And... he seems to be a little [[Tomgirl\|effeminate]]. Xbox controller? Of some sort? And action figures all over the place. [<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Yeah. Let's--] All over [[Chris's room\|his room]] that his obviously in [[14 Branchland Court\|his parents' house.]]		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's definitely premature-ly [[Hair\|balding]]. And he's got big glasses. [<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Mm-hmm.] And... he seems to be a little [[Tomgirl\|effeminate]]. Xbox controller? Of some sort? And action figures all over the place. [<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Yeah. Let's--] All over [[Chris's room\|his room]] that his obviously in [[14 Branchland Court\|his parents' house.]]

	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> The man's [[Chris and his ego\|a complete asshole.]]		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> The man's [[Chris and his ego\|a complete asshole.]]

	<font color="~~Gray~~">'''~~Anthony~~:'''</font> Yeah. Let's find out more.		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Yeah. Let's find out more.

	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm not ashamed to admit it; as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm not ashamed to admit it; as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time.

	<font color="~~Gray~~">'''~~Anthony~~:'''</font> No.		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> No.

	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, uh, basically I, yeah, into [[Fapcup\|the cup]] and, yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, unborn children. So then I can, then I can also still have a good number of... a good semen count.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, uh, basically I, yeah, into [[Fapcup\|the cup]] and, yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, unborn children. So then I can, then I can also still have a good number of... a good semen count.
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	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Keep it maintained uh, by recycling it.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Keep it maintained uh, by recycling it.

	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> ~~Marble~~ breath.		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> Horrible breath.

	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the, their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle. But if uh, you don—- if you don-- if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then uh, then you don't have to do it.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the, their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle. But if uh, you don—- if you don-- if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then uh, then you don't have to do it.
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	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, he's in his early twenties. He's in his early twenties. He's obviously got a little trouble with [[Homos\|his sexuality]]. Umm, from the looks of it, it does look like he lives at [[14 Branchland Court\|home]], or in some, no, that's at, at home.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, he's in his early twenties. He's in his early twenties. He's obviously got a little trouble with [[Homos\|his sexuality]]. Umm, from the looks of it, it does look like he lives at [[14 Branchland Court\|home]], or in some, no, that's at, at home.

	<font color="~~Black~~">'''~~Opie~~:'''</font> A toy store.		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> A toy store.

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> This, this- ''[laughs]''. There's [[Barbara Chandler#Mental\|too much shit in there]], from like--		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> This, this- ''[laughs]''. There's [[Barbara Chandler#Mental\|too much shit in there]], from like--

	<font color="~~Maroon~~">'''~~Jim~~:'''</font> Big Kev's house?		<font color="Green">'''Danny:'''</font> Big Kev's house?

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Yeah! ''[laughs]''. There's just too much shit in that, in that room there. Uh, so yeah, he's probably a little confused about himself.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Yeah! ''[laughs]''. There's just too much shit in that, in that room there. Uh, so yeah, he's probably a little confused about himself.
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	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> I didn't see where that was coming. I didn't see that coming.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> I didn't see where that was coming. I didn't see that coming.

	<font color="~~Black~~">'''~~Opie~~:'''</font> I don't know where the original pictures of that is. Apparently I think where this is coming from is like he's posting on [[YouTube\|some message board]] going back and forth, and [[Trolls\|these guys]] are giving him shit for [[Chris and...\|whatever reason]], and like this was his big, like, response video.		<font color="Green">'''Danny:'''</font> I don't know where the original pictures of that is. Apparently I think where this is coming from is like he's posting on [[YouTube\|some message board]] going back and forth, and [[Trolls\|these guys]] are giving him shit for [[Chris and...\|whatever reason]], and like this was his big, like, response video.

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Ahhh. His mea culpa.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Ahhh. His mea culpa.
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	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.

	<font color="~~Gray~~">'''~~Anthony~~:'''</font> [[Chris and the Internet\|They're not private]], you idiot! [[Chris and...\|You talk about everything!]]		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> [[Chris and the Internet\|They're not private]], you idiot! [[Chris and...\|You talk about everything!]]

	<font color="~~Black~~">'''~~Opie~~:'''</font> This guy is INSANE.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> This guy is INSANE.

	<font color="~~Gray~~">'''~~Anthony~~:'''</font> Yeah!		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Yeah!

	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> He has a good idea though!		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> He has a good idea though!
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	<font color="DarkGreen">'''Doug:'''</font> Yeah.		<font color="DarkGreen">'''Doug:'''</font> Yeah.

	<font color="~~Gray~~">'''~~Anthony~~:'''</font> Okay, we got it.		<font color="Green">'''Danny:'''</font> Okay, we got it.

	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> So what, he's trying to be like an internet sensation with his, video blogging?		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> So what, he's trying to be like an internet sensation with his, video blogging?
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	<font color="DarkGreen">'''Doug:'''</font> Yeah.		<font color="DarkGreen">'''Doug:'''</font> Yeah.

	<font color="~~Gray~~">'''~~Anthony~~:'''</font> What is Asperger's?		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> What is Asperger's?

	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> They don't know how to interact with people.		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> They don't know how to interact with people.
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	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Isn't that what Pee-Wee had, in that episode of 30 Rock?		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Isn't that what Pee-Wee had, in that episode of 30 Rock?

	<font color="Black">'''(~~unknown source~~):'''</font> Thank you, thank you oh dear friends. FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!		<font color="Black">'''Paul Reubens (Audio from 30 Rock):'''</font> Thank you, thank you oh dear friends. FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Greatest line ever delivered. ~~Fucking~~ brilliantly.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Greatest line ever delivered... fucking brilliantly.

	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> We got one more clip from like--		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> We got one more clip from like--
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	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> There he goes. Mr. Internet Sensation.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> There he goes. Mr. Internet Sensation.

	<font color="~~Black~~">'''~~Opie~~:'''</font> I love that guy.		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> I love that guy.

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> There's um, there's some internet sensations out there, uh, some of them last, some of them don't-		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> There's um, there's some internet sensations out there, uh, some of them last, some of them don't-

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	\| name = Opie & Anthony: Chris-Chan		\| name = Opie & Anthony: Chris-Chan
	\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|~~gyUvQNZCxuo~~}}		\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|cL1xh489L1M}}
	\| stardate = 27 [[May 2009]]		\| stardate = 27 [[May 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Sex\|text}}		\| subject = {{Sex\|text}}

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	'''''Opie and Anthony''''' was a radio talk show in the United States that ran from 1995 to 2014. Well known for airing a number of controversial topics and stunts that resulted in several station firings and FCC fines, they operated independently on SiriusXM from 2004 onward, which is receivable by approximately 20 million people.		'''''Opie and Anthony''''' was a radio talk show in the United States that ran from 1995 to 2014. Well known for airing a number of controversial topics and stunts that resulted in several station firings and FCC fines, they operated independently on SiriusXM from 2004 onward, which is receivable by approximately 20 million people.

	Chris was featured by the show in [[May 2009]]~~, where the~~ hosts ~~commentated~~ on a [[Captain's Log]] ~~where~~ Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|admitted to drinking his own semen, among other things.]]		Chris was featured by the show in [[May 2009]]. The hosts commented on a [[Captain's Log]] in which Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|had admitted to drinking his own semen, among other things.]]

	==Listen==		==Listen==

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			==See also==
			*[[The Kevin and Bean Show Segment]]
			*[[Toucher and Rich Segment]]
			*[[WTFIWWY Segment]]

			[[Category: Media that has been published in real life]]

RagingRetard at 08:13, 1 March 2015

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

	~~<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font>~~

	~~<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font>~~

	~~<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font>~~

	~~:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font>~~


	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Now, this. I'm just gonna keep saying "now, this" and, and just start, --		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Now, this. I'm just gonna keep saying "now, this" and, and just start, --

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	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> They're not private, you idiot! You talk about everything!		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> [[Chris and the Internet\|They're not private]], you idiot! [[Chris and...\|You talk about everything!]]

	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> This guy is INSANE.		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> This guy is INSANE.
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	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> So what, he's trying to be like an internet sensation with his, video blogging?		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> So what, he's trying to be like an internet sensation with his, video blogging?

	<font color="DarkGreen">'''Doug:'''</font> Uh, he has like Asperger's syndrome, and he's really crazy.		<font color="DarkGreen">'''Doug:'''</font> Uh, he has like [[Asperger's syndrome]], and he's really crazy.

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's got ASS BURGERS?		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's got ASS BURGERS?
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	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> That sucks!		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> That sucks!

	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> But, uh, also, I, in reality I actually did those uh, videos and pictures as a favor to uh, an individ- as a favor to a, to an anon, to an anonymous female individual who just wanted to get her kicks off of it. But you know, a lot of women, they uh, tend to get their kicks off of kinky things as such; an adult fetish, nothing to be ashamed of. I mean everybody's got at least one, I'm sure. I have some; I'm not exactly sure how exactly to describe them, but yes, I have some, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Thank you very much for your time and uh, have a pleasant day. Peace.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> But, uh, also, I, in reality I actually did those uh, videos and pictures as a favor to uh, an individ- as a favor to a, to an anon, to an [[Ivy\|anonymous female individual]] who just wanted to get her kicks off of it. But you know, a lot of women, they uh, tend to get their kicks off of kinky things as such; an adult fetish, nothing to be ashamed of. I mean everybody's got at least one, I'm sure. I have some; I'm not exactly sure how exactly to describe them, but yes, I have some, and [[Honest Content\|I'm not afraid to admit it]]. Thank you very much for your time and uh, have a pleasant day. Peace.

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> There he goes. Mr. Internet Sensation.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> There he goes. Mr. Internet Sensation.

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	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> --start audio.		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> --start audio.

	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|Captain's Log, Stardate, uh, April 28th, 2009.]] ~~Uh, it~~ has come to my attention that, uh, [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|certain videos]] of the, uh, "naughty nature" have been ~~disco—~~ have been leaked. Yeah, som— yeah. [[Speech impediment\|''[unintelligible]'']] good idea someth— uh, if uh, it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but uh... I recycle my own semen~~...~~ because, uh~~...~~ you know, yes, I do [[~~Mass debating~~\|masturbate]]--		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|Captain's Log, Stardate, uh, April 28th, 2009.]] Uhh. It has come to my attention that, uh, [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|certain videos]] of the, uh, naughty nature have been disco-, have been leaked[.] Yeah, som— yeah. [[Speech impediment\|''[unintelligible]'']] good idea someth— uh, if uh, it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but uh...I recycle my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do [[mass debate\|masturbate]].

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> ... Wait a minute. H- He recycles it.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> ... Wait a minute. H- He recycles it.
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	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Bet he recycles other peoples', too. Look at him!		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> Bet he recycles other peoples', too. Look at him!

	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> There's [[List of toys\|toys]] in his room!		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> There's [[List of toys\|toys]] in his [[room]]!

	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> He's a little nerdy kid, with a--		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> He's a little nerdy kid, with a--
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	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> --with a controller his hand.		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> --with a controller his hand.

	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> He retarded?		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> He [[retarded]]?

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's all nerdy.		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's all nerdy.
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	<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font>Nah, he's just a nerd. [<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's...] I'm not a nerrrd!		<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font>Nah, he's just a nerd. [<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's...] I'm not a nerrrd!

	<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's definitely premature-ly [[Hair\|balding]]. And he's got big glasses. [<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Mm-hmm.] And... he seems to be a little [[Tomgirl\|effeminate]]. Xbox controller? Of some sort? And action figures all over the place. [<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Yeah. Let's--] All over [[Chris's room\|his room]] that his obviously in [[14 Branchland Court\|his parents' house.]]		<font color="Gray">'''Anthony:'''</font> He's definitely premature-ly [[Hair\|balding]]. And he's got big glasses. [<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Mm-hmm.] And... he seems to be a little [[Tomgirl\|effeminate]]. [[HEXBox\|Xbox]] controller? Of some sort? And action figures all over the place. [<font color="Black">'''Opie:'''</font> Yeah. Let's--] All over [[Chris's room\|his room]] that his obviously in [[14 Branchland Court\|his parents' house.]]

	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> The man's [[Chris and his ego\|a complete asshole.]]		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> The man's [[Chris and his ego\|a complete asshole.]]
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	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Keep it maintained uh, by recycling it.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> Keep it maintained uh, by recycling it.

	<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> Horrible breath.		<font color="Maroon">'''Jim:'''</font> [[Chris and health#Dental health\|Horrible breath.]]

	:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the, their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle. But if uh, you don—- if you don-- if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then uh, then you don't have to do it.		:<font color="Blue">'''Chris:'''</font> And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the, their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle. But if uh, you don—- if you don-- if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then uh, then you don't have to do it.

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	\| name = Opie & Anthony: Chris-Chan		\| name = Opie & Anthony: Chris-Chan
	\| ~~video~~ = ~~{{#ev:youtube\|~~cL1xh489L1M}}		\| ytid = cL1xh489L1M
	\| stardate = 27 [[May 2009]]		\| stardate = 27 [[May 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Sex\|text}}		\| subject = {{Sex\|text}}