PSEye - Revision history

Makuchi at 01:52, 2 August 2025

2025-08-02T01:52:24Z

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	[[File:Kodak Camera.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|The alternate camera used in non-PSEye videos, which sees just as much abuse.]]		[[File:Kodak Camera.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|The alternate camera used in non-PSEye videos, which sees just as much abuse.]]

	As time went on, his PSEye became more and more prone to both video and audio skips, probably because the camera wasn't designed to handle having shit constantly thrown at it. This became an issue with the [[Videobooks]], which are practically unwatchable due to the amount of audio skips in them. Following the events of [[12 October 2009]], his PSEye began malfunctioning more than ever, after Chris threw his telephone at it in a retarded fit of [[random-access humor]]. The structural [[stress]] to the camera seemed to have also affected the microphone, since the video [[Brutal Legend]] (uploaded on 18 [[October 2009]]) is completely mute. The following video, [[Brutal Legend Plus]], saw the return of sound, but only as much as the tortured camera could transmit after the beating it took.		As time went on, his PSEye became more and more prone to both video and audio skips, probably because the camera wasn't designed to handle having shit constantly thrown at it. This became an issue with the [[Videobooks]], which are practically unwatchable due to the amount of audio skips in them. Following the events of [[12 October 2009]], his PSEye began malfunctioning more than ever, after Chris threw his telephone at it in a [[Slow-in-the-minds\|retarded]] fit of [[random-access humor]]. The structural [[stress]] to the camera seemed to have also affected the microphone, since the video [[Brutal Legend]] (uploaded on 18 [[October 2009]]) is completely mute. The following video, [[Brutal Legend Plus]], saw the return of sound, but only as much as the tortured camera could transmit after the beating it took.

	It was allegedly confiscated at one point because of an anonymous [[troll]] sending [[Bob Chandler\|Chris's father]] an envelope, which contained several postcards showing captures of his [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|rubber doll sex-capades]].		It was allegedly confiscated at one point because of an anonymous [[troll]] sending [[Bob Chandler\|Chris's father]] an envelope, which contained several postcards showing captures of his [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|rubber doll sex-capades]].

Makuchi at 01:51, 2 August 2025

2025-08-02T01:51:48Z

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	Prior to this, there had been [[mass debating]] over whether or not Chris indeed used a PSEye, or the EyeToy camera developed for the PlayStation 2 console. PSEyes are capable of a much higher resolution than the shitty quality typically evident in Chris's videos. However, when he filmed his [[10252009 For Kacey]] video using a different camera, a PSEye could be seen sitting on top of the television behind him, confirming that the PSEye is yet another thing Chris fails at.		Prior to this, there had been [[mass debating]] over whether or not Chris indeed used a PSEye, or the EyeToy camera developed for the PlayStation 2 console. PSEyes are capable of a much higher resolution than the shitty quality typically evident in Chris's videos. However, when he filmed his [[10252009 For Kacey]] video using a different camera, a PSEye could be seen sitting on top of the television behind him, confirming that the PSEye is yet another thing Chris fails at.

	In later years, Chris primarily used either his [[Idea Book Case\|iPhone]] to record videos, or the PSEye's successor, the PlayStation Camera. However, Chris would occasionally salvage the old PSEye, as seen in [[I Love You, Catherine]].		In later years, Chris primarily used either his [[Idea Book Case\|iPhone]] to record videos, or the PSEye's successor, the PlayStation Camera. However, Chris would occasionally salvage the old PSEye, as seen in [[I Love You, Catherine]] and [[Shrek_Retold#Chris's_Entry\|his Shrek Retold entry]].

	==Abuse==		==Abuse==

Makuchi at 15:09, 30 July 2025

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	The '''PlayStation Eye''', often shortened to '''PSEye''', is a digital camera made by [[Sony]] for use with the [[PlayStation 3]]. For many years, it was [[Chris]]'s camera and capture device of choice, especially for his "[[Captain's Log]]" vlogs.		The '''PlayStation Eye''', often shortened to '''PSEye''', is a digital camera made by [[Sony]] for use with the [[PlayStation 3]]. For many years, it was [[Chris]]'s camera and capture device of choice, especially for his "[[Captain's Log]]" vlogs.

	The PSEye is, by all accounts, a decent enough webcam that is able to produce good video at standard [[YouTube]] definition and higher. Yet, in typical Chris fashion, you just can't tell that from his videos. You could be forgiven for thinking that Chris's videos filmed with his PSEye were actually filmed with a shitty low-end camcorder that can only produce videos at potato quality. For somebody who's enthusiastically hyped up products from his favorite manufacturer, Chris produces utter crap with them. ([[LittleBigPlanet\|We've seen this before.]])		The PSEye is, by all accounts, a decent enough webcam that is able to produce good video at standard [[YouTube]] definition and higher. Yet, in typical Chris fashion, you just can't tell that from his videos. You could be forgiven for thinking that Chris's videos filmed with his PSEye were actually filmed with a shitty low-end camcorder that can only produce videos at potato quality. For somebody who's enthusiastically hyped up products from his favorite manufacturer, Chris produces utter [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|crap]] with them. ([[LittleBigPlanet\|We've seen this before.]])

	Video captured with the PSEye can be edited with a program called EyeCreate; the resulting file is an "EyeCreate Video", or "'''ECV'''". When Chris uploaded videos to YouTube without giving them titles, the default was typically "ECV" followed by a five-digit number. Chris has occasionally titled his videos in a similar format (e.g. "[[CWC Update 4 March 2009\|CWC Update 03042009]]"), perhaps in a deliberate reference.		Video captured with the PSEye can be edited with a program called EyeCreate; the resulting file is an "EyeCreate Video", or "'''ECV'''". When Chris uploaded videos to YouTube without giving them titles, the default was typically "ECV" followed by a five-digit number. Chris has occasionally titled his videos in a similar format (e.g. "[[CWC Update 4 March 2009\|CWC Update 03042009]]"), perhaps in a deliberate reference.

Cereally: /* Abuse */

2023-11-11T21:50:45Z

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	*[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]] - Chris slams his [[Megatron Pistol]] into it twice, before punching it.		*[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]] - Chris slams his [[Megatron Pistol]] into it twice, before punching it.
	*[[4 September 2009]] - Chris throws the [[Clown Doll]] at it twice.		*[[4 September 2009]] - Chris throws the [[Clown Doll]] at it twice.
	*[[12 October 2009]] - ~~Chris jumps around his room, causing the PSEye to shake.~~ He ~~then~~ tries to throw a piece of cardboard at it, but fails. He ends off the video by throwing his phone at the PSEye. This video seems to have caused actual damage to it, seen in the following videos, where the audio and video quality is much worse than usual.		*[[12 October 2009]] - He tries to throw a piece of cardboard at it, but fails. He ends off the video by throwing his phone at the PSEye. This video seems to have caused actual damage to it, seen in the following videos, where the audio and video quality is much worse than usual.
	*[[12 January 2010]] - Chris punches it.		*[[12 January 2010]] - Chris punches it.
	*[[A message to the Trolls]] - Chris punches it.		*[[A message to the Trolls]] - Chris punches it.

Cereally: /* Abuse */

2023-10-17T05:59:55Z

Abuse

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	*[[12 January 2010]] - Chris punches it.		*[[12 January 2010]] - Chris punches it.
	*[[A message to the Trolls]] - Chris punches it.		*[[A message to the Trolls]] - Chris punches it.
			*[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]] - Chris throws a tape dispenser at it.

	==See also==		==See also==

Cereally at 05:58, 17 October 2023

2023-10-17T05:58:59Z

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	In later years, Chris primarily used either his [[Idea Book Case\|iPhone]] to record videos, or the PSEye's successor, the PlayStation Camera. However, Chris would occasionally salvage the old PSEye, as seen in [[I Love You, Catherine]].		In later years, Chris primarily used either his [[Idea Book Case\|iPhone]] to record videos, or the PSEye's successor, the PlayStation Camera. However, Chris would occasionally salvage the old PSEye, as seen in [[I Love You, Catherine]].

			==Abuse==

			During Chris's fits of [[rage]], it was common for him to hit his camera in order to intimidate trolls. This abuse eventually started effecting the camera, causing the quality of videos to decrease. This is a comprehensive list of every time Chris has abused the PSEye.

			*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] - Chris punches it.
			*[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]] - Chris slams his [[Megatron Pistol]] into it twice, before punching it.
			*[[4 September 2009]] - Chris throws the [[Clown Doll]] at it twice.
			*[[12 October 2009]] - Chris jumps around his room, causing the PSEye to shake. He then tries to throw a piece of cardboard at it, but fails. He ends off the video by throwing his phone at the PSEye. This video seems to have caused actual damage to it, seen in the following videos, where the audio and video quality is much worse than usual.
			*[[12 January 2010]] - Chris punches it.
			*[[A message to the Trolls]] - Chris punches it.

	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Chris and cameras]]		*[[Chris and cameras]]
	*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]
	*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]

	==External links==		==External links==

WarnerBro: /* See also */

2023-04-21T04:37:47Z

Y0h 513nn R3n: maybe create a list of times it was hit and knocked over? I just had trouble finding this one video and wanted to link to it

2023-01-24T15:21:56Z

maybe create a list of times it was hit and knocked over? I just had trouble finding this one video and wanted to link to it

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	==See also==		==See also==
			*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
	*[[Chris and cinematography]]		*[[Chris and cinematography]]
	*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]		*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]

FromtheWordsofBR at 16:27, 26 June 2022

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	[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]		[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]
	[[Category:Relics of Fail]]		[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
			[[Category:PS3]]

KingClark at 11:50, 3 May 2022

2022-05-03T11:50:10Z

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	Prior to this, there had been [[mass debating]] over whether or not Chris indeed used a PSEye, or the EyeToy camera developed for the PlayStation 2 console. PSEyes are capable of a much higher resolution than the shitty quality typically evident in Chris's videos. However, when he filmed his [[10252009 For Kacey]] video using a different camera, a PSEye could be seen sitting on top of the television behind him, confirming that the PSEye is yet another thing Chris fails at.		Prior to this, there had been [[mass debating]] over whether or not Chris indeed used a PSEye, or the EyeToy camera developed for the PlayStation 2 console. PSEyes are capable of a much higher resolution than the shitty quality typically evident in Chris's videos. However, when he filmed his [[10252009 For Kacey]] video using a different camera, a PSEye could be seen sitting on top of the television behind him, confirming that the PSEye is yet another thing Chris fails at.

	~~Today~~, Chris primarily ~~uses~~ either his [[Idea Book Case\|iPhone]] to record videos, or the PSEye's successor, the PlayStation Camera. However, Chris would occasionally salvage the old PSEye, as seen in [[I Love You, Catherine]].		In later years, Chris primarily used either his [[Idea Book Case\|iPhone]] to record videos, or the PSEye's successor, the PlayStation Camera. However, Chris would occasionally salvage the old PSEye, as seen in [[I Love You, Catherine]].

	~~<center>{{#ev:youtube\|watch?v=yITC3U9ifdY}}</center>~~

	~~{{clear}}~~
	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Chris and cinematography]]		*[[Chris and cinematography]]

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	==See also==		==See also==
			*[[Chris and cameras]]
			*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]
	*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]		*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
	*[[Chris and cinematography]]
	*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]

	==External links==		==External links==