PandaHalo - Revision history

WarnerBro: /* Panda's Introduction */

2026-04-30T22:27:04Z

Panda's Introduction

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	[[Image:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg\|thumb\|Chris isn't totally stupid: if he finds true love, he wants it in writing (''Note the bloody finger:'' using arterial blood!!!).]]		[[Image:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg\|thumb\|Chris isn't totally stupid: if he finds true love, he wants it in writing (''Note the bloody finger:'' using arterial blood!!!).]]

	During the [[Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref name = pandabeardrawing/>		During the [[Blanca Weiss\|Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref name = pandabeardrawing/>

	Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[Chris and sex\|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when [[china]] is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)\|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he said he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs\|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]]. She purported to be a conservative Catholic, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was permissible, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid.		Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[Chris and sex\|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when [[china]] is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)\|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he said he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first footage of Chris [[mass debating\|masturbating]] and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs\|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]]. She purported to be a conservative Catholic, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was permissible, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid.

	==Clyde rapes Panda==		==Clyde rapes Panda==

WarnerBro: /* Panda's Introduction */

2026-04-30T22:22:02Z

Panda's Introduction

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	During the [[Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref name = pandabeardrawing/>		During the [[Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref name = pandabeardrawing/>

	Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[~~China~~\|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when china is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)\|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he said he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs\|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]]. She purported to be a conservative Catholic, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was permissible, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid.		Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[Chris and sex\|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when [[china]] is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)\|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he said he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs\|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]]. She purported to be a conservative Catholic, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was permissible, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid.

	==Clyde rapes Panda==		==Clyde rapes Panda==

WarnerBro: /* Clyde rapes Panda */

2026-04-30T22:19:32Z

Clyde rapes Panda

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	{{protip\|This rape never actually happened.}}		{{protip\|This rape never actually happened.}}
	{{Main\|IRC (21 January 2009)}}		{{Main\|IRC (21 January 2009)}}
	In a disturbing act of revenge, [[Clyde Cash]] flew to Australia and raped Panda.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> She fell pregnant with Clyde's child, a fact which didn't appear to faze Chris in the slightest. Clyde immediately and generously offered to take care of Panda and their baby in his mansion, whereas Chris "subtly" pressured Panda into getting an abortion. As Chris was in the middle of lecturing Clyde about forgiveness, he was in an unusually forgiving mood, and actively encouraged Panda to abandon her child to the man who'd raped her so Panda could live with Chris in his parents' house. While Clyde offered to house not only Panda and their child, but Chris as well, his stipulation that Chris would have to get a job nixed that idea. There was also the issue that Clyde's act of rape had gotten Panda addicted to sex (which, as a man who has [[Chris and sex\|learned everything he knows about sex from porn]], Chris didn't at all question), and she expressed some interest in regular threesomes with Chris and Clyde. In the end, Panda gave Chris an ultimatum: [[Miyamoto Saga\|talk to Nintendo to make ''Sonichu'' a reality]] so that Chris could support their future family together, and she would gladly abort Clyde's baby and live with him as his sex-addicted, baby-spewing wife. Failure to do so meant she would live with Clyde in his mansion and raise their child together. Chris, of course, wouldn't put in the effort to get the only [[Sonichu (game)\|two]] [[china\|things]] he had ever truly cared about, and forfeited Panda to Clyde. Shortly after, however, he heard about the Australian bushfires...		In a disturbing act of revenge, [[Clyde Cash]] flew to Australia and raped Panda.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> She fell pregnant with Clyde's child, a fact which didn't appear to faze Chris in the slightest. Clyde immediately and generously offered to take care of Panda and their baby in his mansion, whereas Chris "subtly" pressured Panda into getting an abortion. As Chris was in the middle of lecturing Clyde about forgiveness, he was in an unusually forgiving mood, and actively encouraged Panda to abandon her child to the man who'd raped her so Panda could live with Chris in his parents' house. While Clyde offered to house not only Panda and their child, but Chris as well, his stipulation that Chris would have to [[Chris and work\|get a job]] nixed that idea. There was also the issue that Clyde's act of rape had gotten Panda addicted to sex (which, as a man who has [[Chris and sex\|learned everything he knows about sex from porn]], Chris didn't at all question), and she expressed some interest in regular threesomes with Chris and Clyde. In the end, Panda gave Chris an ultimatum: [[Miyamoto Saga\|talk to Nintendo to make ''Sonichu'' a reality]] so that Chris could support their future family together, and she would gladly abort Clyde's baby and live with him as his sex-addicted, baby-spewing wife. Failure to do so meant she would live with Clyde in his mansion and raise their child together. Chris, of course, wouldn't put in the effort to get the only [[Sonichu (game)\|two]] [[china\|things]] he had ever truly cared about, and forfeited Panda to Clyde. Shortly after, however, he heard about the Australian bushfires...

	=="Death"==		=="Death"==

PsychoNerd054 at 18:02, 19 July 2025

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KennyOfHrub at 12:12, 7 July 2024

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	'''Sarah Cassandra Cash''' (née '''McKenzie'''; nicknamed '''"PandaHalo"''' and '''"Sarah-Heart"''') was [[Chris]]'s TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]] in 2008-09 who lived in ~~southern~~ Australia before her "fiery death".		'''Sarah Cassandra Cash''' (née '''McKenzie'''; nicknamed '''"PandaHalo"''' and '''"Sarah-Heart"''') was [[Chris]]'s TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]] in 2008-09 who lived in Victoria, Australia before her "fiery death".

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	During the [[Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref name = pandabeardrawing/>		During the [[Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref name = pandabeardrawing/>

	Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[China\|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when china is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)\|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he said he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs\|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]]. She purported to be a conservative Catholic, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was ~~permissable~~, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid.		Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[China\|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when china is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)\|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he said he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs\|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]]. She purported to be a conservative Catholic, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was permissible, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid.

	==Clyde rapes Panda==		==Clyde rapes Panda==

Little Owl at 16:21, 22 May 2022

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	\|spouse = [[Clyde Cash]]		\|spouse = [[Clyde Cash]]
	\|children = Penny Cash		\|children = Penny Cash
	\|saga = {{saga\|blanca\|n}}, {{saga\|clyde\|n}}, {{saga\|panda\|n}}		\|saga = {{saga\|blanca\|cn}}, {{saga\|clyde\|cn}}, {{saga\|panda\|cn}}
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Little Owl at 15:39, 22 May 2022

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	\|children = Penny Cash		\|children = Penny Cash
	\|saga = {{saga\|n~~\|blanca~~}}, {{saga\|n~~\|clyde~~}}, {{saga\|n~~\|panda~~}}		\|saga = {{saga\|blanca\|n}}, {{saga\|clyde\|n}}, {{saga\|panda\|n}}
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Little Owl at 12:58, 22 May 2022

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	\|children = Penny Cash		\|children = Penny Cash
	\|saga = {{~~BlancaDenotation~~}}, {{~~ClydeDenotation~~}}, {{~~PandaDenotation~~}}		\|saga = {{saga\|n\|blanca}}, {{saga\|n\|clyde}}, {{saga\|n\|panda}}
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PsychoNerd054 at 21:44, 26 March 2022

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	\|spouse = [[Clyde Cash]]		\|spouse = [[Clyde Cash]]
	\|children = Penny Cash		\|children = Penny Cash
	\|saga = {{BlancaDenotation}}, {{~~ClydeCashDenotation~~}}, {{PandaDenotation}}		\|saga = {{BlancaDenotation}}, {{ClydeDenotation}}, {{PandaDenotation}}
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PsychoNerd054 at 21:44, 26 March 2022

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	\|spouse = [[Clyde Cash]]		\|spouse = [[Clyde Cash]]
	\|children = Penny Cash		\|children = Penny Cash
	\|saga = ~~[[Blanca]]~~, ~~[[Clyde Cash]]~~, ~~[[PandaHalo]]~~		\|saga = {{BlancaDenotation}}, {{ClydeCashDenotation}}, {{PandaDenotation}}
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