Patti Chandler - Revision history

NightcoreSwift004: /* Gallery */

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	Image:0051-Patti6.jpg		Image:0051-Patti6.jpg
	Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]		Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]
			image:0514-CWCWithPatti.jpg\|Overexposed photo of Chris and Patti in 2000 for his school report.
	Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?		Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?
	Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG\|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."		Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG\|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."

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	~~Image:0050-Patti5.jpg\|Patti relaxing.~~
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	Image:0052-Patti.JPG\|Patti full of [[stress]]		Image:0052-Patti.JPG\|Patti full of [[stress]]
	Image:0053-Patti1.jpg\|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1,000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.		Image:0053-Patti1.jpg\|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1,000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.
	Image:0054-Patti2.jpg\|Patti will devour your soul!		Image:0054-Patti2.jpg\|Patti will devour your soul!
	Image:0055-Patti3.jpg		Image:0055-Patti3.jpg
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			Image:0050-Patti5.jpg\|Patti relaxing.
			Image:0051-Patti6.jpg
	Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]		Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]
	Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?		Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?

OcColt at 23:54, 26 April 2025

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	Image:Itj5aFp.jpg\|The doghouse in [[April 2015]].		Image:Itj5aFp.jpg\|The doghouse in [[April 2015]].
	File:Patti-Chancard.jpg\|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Yes, that is a fucking crop-top.		File:Patti-Chancard.jpg\|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Yes, that is a fucking crop-top.
	~~Image~~: PattiDoghouseApr2025.~~webp~~ \| The doghouse in [[April 2025]]		File:PattiDoghouseApr2025.jpg \| The doghouse in [[April 2025]]
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	Image:Itj5aFp.jpg\|The doghouse in [[April 2015]].		Image:Itj5aFp.jpg\|The doghouse in [[April 2015]].
	File:Patti-Chancard.jpg\|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Yes, that is a fucking crop-top.		File:Patti-Chancard.jpg\|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Yes, that is a fucking crop-top.
			Image: PattiDoghouseApr2025.webp \| The doghouse in [[April 2025]]
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PsychoNerd054 at 02:31, 7 March 2025

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	\|label7 = Owners		\|label7 = Owners
	\|data7 = [[Bob]] (deceased)<br />[[Barbara]]<br />[[Chris]]		\|data7 = [[Bob]] (deceased)<br />[[Barbara]]<br />[[Chris]]
			\|label8 = Sagas
			\|data8 = {{saga\|childhood\|cn}}
	}}		}}

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris */ wild speculation

2025-01-04T18:42:16Z

Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris: wild speculation

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	Take note that Chris actually shoehorned [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] in his dog's eulogy.		Take note that Chris actually shoehorned [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] in his dog's eulogy.

	Depressingly, it's also possible that the poor animal died in confusion and panic instead of peace and comfort after Chris left the room, given that her barking (presuming that it happened and that Chris didn't dramatize it for the purpose of the eulogy) could have been a reaction to Chris leaving her side in her final moments. While it's understandable that Chris couldn't bear to go through with it, Chris leaving the room may have put Patti in a state of shock as she was put to sleep.

	==Current activity==		==Current activity==

Hurtful Truth Level at 18:39, 4 January 2025

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	There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris seems to [[11042009 51 50\|honestly believe that's how much it weighs]].		There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris seems to [[11042009 51 50\|honestly believe that's how much it weighs]].

	When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse\|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has never experienced any substantial hardships, Chris is quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti.<ref name="father call"/> Indeed, Patti seems to be the pet that Chris was closest to, being one of the only living things that he truly loved beyond a sense of obligation, and [[Borb]] more or less alienated the rest of Chris's family from him ~~while hiring friends for him in school~~, so it makes sense that he'd point to Patti's passing as a traumatic experience.		When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse\|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has never experienced any substantial hardships, Chris is quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti.<ref name="father call"/> Indeed, Patti seems to be the pet that Chris was closest to, being one of the only living things that he truly loved beyond a sense of obligation, and [[Borb]] more or less alienated the rest of Chris's family from him, so it makes sense that he'd point to Patti's passing as a traumatic experience.

	==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==		==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==

NightcoreSwift004 at 08:58, 21 June 2023

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	'''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog, a {{w\|Beagle}}-{{w\|spitz}} mix who was put down in [[2006]].<ref name="father call">[[Father Call]]</ref> As can be seen in Patti's eulogy below, Chris reports that her birthdate was 17 March 1988. It should be noted though that in an email Chris sent to [[The Wallflower]] on 28 [[February 2010]], he wrote that he learned what Patti's birthdate was after a veterinarian determined it for him.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref> It is doubtful that a veterinarian can determine the precise date in which a dog was born, making the birth date Chris reports as dubious. If it's even roughly accurate though, Patti lived a very long life for a dog.		'''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog, a {{w\|Beagle}}-{{w\|spitz}} mix who was put down in [[2006]].<ref name="father call">[[Father Call]]</ref> As can be seen in Patti's eulogy below, Chris reports that her birthdate was 17 March 1988. It should be noted though that in an email Chris sent to [[The Wallflower]] on 28 [[February 2010]], he wrote that he learned what Patti's birthdate was after a veterinarian determined it for him.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref> It is doubtful that a veterinarian can determine the precise date in which a dog was born, making the birth date Chris reports as dubious. If it's even roughly accurate though, Patti lived a very long life for a dog.

	As Chris tells in Patti's eulogy, he picked her up as a puppy from a litter at the house of his [[Aunt Corrina]]. On September ~~1992~~, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> This led to him being separated from Patti for 3 years, as Barbara did not accompany her husband and son, but rather stayed in the Chandlers old home along with the pets. Only in early 1996 did Barbara move to Chesterfield along with Patti and the rest of the family's pets.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>		As Chris tells in Patti's eulogy, he picked her up as a puppy from a litter at the house of his [[Aunt Corrina]]. On September 1993, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> This led to him being separated from Patti for 3 years, as Barbara did not accompany her husband and son, but rather stayed in the Chandlers old home along with the pets. Only in early 1996 did Barbara move to Chesterfield along with Patti and the rest of the family's pets.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

	Chris brought Patti back to life in [[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' 6]] as [[Patti-Chan]] (a character created by [[Megan Schroeder]] to help Chris [[Chris and coping\|cope]] with the loss of his beloved pet), where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat\|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. Patti is allowed no rest, as her soul remains in Chris's fantasy world, alongside [[Clover and Snoopy\|an anthropomorphized version of Snoopy]] when that animal died over a decade and a half later. According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|a video from January 2010]], Patti now feasts on human souls. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' Hell.		Chris brought Patti back to life in [[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' 6]] as [[Patti-Chan]] (a character created by [[Megan Schroeder]] to help Chris [[Chris and coping\|cope]] with the loss of his beloved pet), where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat\|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. Patti is allowed no rest, as her soul remains in Chris's fantasy world, alongside [[Clover and Snoopy\|an anthropomorphized version of Snoopy]] when that animal died over a decade and a half later. According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|a video from January 2010]], Patti now feasts on human souls. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' Hell.

Hurtful Truth Level at 00:34, 25 July 2021

2021-07-25T00:34:17Z

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	There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris seems to [[11042009 51 50\|honestly believe that's how much it weighs]].		There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris seems to [[11042009 51 50\|honestly believe that's how much it weighs]].

	When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse\|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has never experienced any substantial hardships~~<ref name="father call"/>~~, Chris is quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti. Indeed, Patti seems to be the pet that Chris was closest to, being one of the only living things that he truly loved beyond a sense of obligation, and [[Borb]] more or less alienated the rest of Chris's family from him while hiring friends for him in school, so it makes sense that he'd point to Patti's passing as a traumatic experience.		When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse\|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has never experienced any substantial hardships, Chris is quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti.<ref name="father call"/> Indeed, Patti seems to be the pet that Chris was closest to, being one of the only living things that he truly loved beyond a sense of obligation, and [[Borb]] more or less alienated the rest of Chris's family from him while hiring friends for him in school, so it makes sense that he'd point to Patti's passing as a traumatic experience.

	==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==		==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==

Hurtful Truth Level at 00:13, 25 July 2021

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	As Chris tells in Patti's eulogy, he picked her up as a puppy from a litter at the house of his [[Aunt Corrina]]. On September 1992, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> This led to him being separated from Patti for 3 years, as Barbara did not accompany her husband and son, but rather stayed in the Chandlers old home along with the pets. Only in early 1996 did Barbara move to Chesterfield along with Patti and the rest of the family's pets.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>		As Chris tells in Patti's eulogy, he picked her up as a puppy from a litter at the house of his [[Aunt Corrina]]. On September 1992, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> This led to him being separated from Patti for 3 years, as Barbara did not accompany her husband and son, but rather stayed in the Chandlers old home along with the pets. Only in early 1996 did Barbara move to Chesterfield along with Patti and the rest of the family's pets.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

	Chris brought Patti back to life in [[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' 6]] as [[Patti-Chan]] (a character created by [[Megan Schroeder]] to help Chris [[Chris and coping\|cope]] with the loss of his beloved pet), where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat\|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. Patti is allowed no rest, as her soul ~~will forever be trapped~~ in Chris's ~~nightmare~~ world, alongside [[Clover and Snoopy\|an anthropomorphized version of Snoopy]] when that animal died over a decade and a half later. According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|a video from January 2010]], Patti now feasts on human souls. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' Hell.		Chris brought Patti back to life in [[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' 6]] as [[Patti-Chan]] (a character created by [[Megan Schroeder]] to help Chris [[Chris and coping\|cope]] with the loss of his beloved pet), where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat\|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. Patti is allowed no rest, as her soul remains in Chris's fantasy world, alongside [[Clover and Snoopy\|an anthropomorphized version of Snoopy]] when that animal died over a decade and a half later. According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|a video from January 2010]], Patti now feasts on human souls. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' Hell.

	There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris seems to [[11042009 51 50\|honestly believe that's how much it weighs]].		There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris seems to [[11042009 51 50\|honestly believe that's how much it weighs]].

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	Image:0051-Patti6.jpg		Image:0051-Patti6.jpg
	Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]		Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]
			image:0514-CWCWithPatti.jpg\|Overexposed photo of Chris and Patti in 2000 for his school report.
	Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?		Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?
	Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG\|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."		Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG\|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."