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	[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg\|thumb\|A life upgrade.]]		[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg\|thumb\|A life upgrade.]]

	The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos\|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $896.82 and $747.10 respectively considering inflation as of 2023), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.		The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance<ref>[[Lars Call#The PS Triple Investment (34:25 - 48:15)]], [[Mumble_2#Chris Types Fast (And Hates Hex-Box)]]</ref> (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos\|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $896.82 and $747.10 respectively considering inflation as of 2023), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.

	The PS3 is notable for being [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3\|contest]], to the point where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and a slim PS2, and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage\|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction\|destroyed]] his life upgrade...only to purchase another shortly after.		The PS3 is notable for being [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3\|contest]], to the point where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and a slim PS2, and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage\|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction\|destroyed]] his life upgrade...only to purchase another shortly after.

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	{{quote\|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever\|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}		{{quote\|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever\|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}

	Chris popped giant boners for PS3, so much that the [[Spanish\|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics\|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He made trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].		Chris [[Chris and brand loyalty\|popped giant boners]] for PS3, so much that the [[Spanish\|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics\|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He made trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].

	==Molestations and other PS3 damage==		==Molestations and other PS3 damage==
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	It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move\|PlayStation Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo]]'s [[Wii Remote of Fail\|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off\|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one. After buying it, he painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.		It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move\|PlayStation Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo]]'s [[Wii Remote of Fail\|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off\|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one. After buying it, he painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

	The PS Move has made two video appearances ~~so far~~, in the [[ECV_00001\|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat\|wizard video]].		The PS Move has made two known video appearances, in the [[ECV_00001\|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat\|wizard video]].

	Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].		Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].

	==PlayStation Plus==		==PlayStation Plus==
	On 29 [[June 2010]], Sony started PlayStation Plus, a [[~~Hex Bawx~~\|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play "free" rentals of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' and ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2'', games that he has already bought many times over.		On 29 [[June 2010]], Sony started PlayStation Plus, a [[HEXBox\|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play "free" rentals of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' and ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2'', games that he has already bought many times over.

	==Other oddities==		==Other oddities==
	Chris often had his PS3 turned on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8\|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>		Chris often had his PS3 turned on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. His console could be heard beeping occasionally in the background on some videos. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8\|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>

	Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."		Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

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	{{Main\|The MovingFoward videos}}		{{Main\|The MovingFoward videos}}

	On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos\|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life ~~upgrades~~ coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery\|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.		On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos\|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery\|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

	The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV\|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.		The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV\|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.

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	==PlayStation Network==		==PlayStation Network==
	{{main\|PlayStation Network}}		{{main\|PlayStation Network}}
	~~{{Incomplete\|Rewrite.}}~~

	The PlayStation Network is an [[~~online~~]] ~~digital media~~ service ~~introduced with the PS3 with its launch in 2006. It allows~~ users to buy games, movies, TV shows, and other stuff, ~~as well as~~ social media features, music and movie streaming, ~~and cloud gaming. Being~~ [[Chris and money\|~~as irresponsible with money~~]] ~~as he is~~, ~~Chris went into overdrive with this feature~~ of ~~the PS3's online capabilities. Chris spent so much~~ on ~~the PSN that it contributed most of his credit card debt at the time (roughly $3,500 circa early 2010).~~		The PlayStation Network is the [[PS3]]'s main online service, allowing users to buy games, movies, TV shows, and other stuff, while also featuring elements like social media features, and music and movie streaming. Upon discovering the PSN on his PS3, Chris went into [[Chris and money\|overdrive]], spending boatloads of money on things like DLC for games he didn't even own, and plenty of harem anime. From [[2007]] to [[2010]], Chris spent at least '''$6,127.64''' in American [[Monthly tugboat\|taxpayer dollars]], spending so much on the PSN that it contributed to most of his credit card debt at the time (roughly $3,500 circa early 2010).

	~~You might ask yourself how~~ he ~~could~~'~~ve spent that much~~ and ~~what he could've spent it on~~. ~~Chris seemingly bought (and still buys) everything possible, from game content~~ to ~~movies to several episodes of terrible harem~~ [[~~anime~~]]~~. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he frequently bought DLC for games he doesn't even own.~~

	Chris spent at least '''$6,127.64''' in American [[Monthly tugboat\|taxpayer dollars]].

	==Fanboyism==		==Fanboyism==
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	{{quote\|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever\|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}		{{quote\|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever\|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}

	Chris ~~pops~~ giant boners for PS3, so much that the [[Spanish\|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics\|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He ~~makes~~ trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].		Chris popped giant boners for PS3, so much that the [[Spanish\|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics\|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He made trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].

	==Molestations and other PS3 damage==		==Molestations and other PS3 damage==
	[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG\|thumb\|right\|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]		[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG\|thumb\|right\|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]

	On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of Chris humping his PS3 was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].		On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3\|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

	On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride\|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to [[PandaHalo]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.		On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride\|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to [[PandaHalo]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.
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	On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.		On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

	In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive. His PSN account activity seemed to confirm he had indeed deleted everything.		In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive; perhaps he didn't realize or know what formatting was. His PSN account activity seemed to confirm he had indeed deleted everything.

	==Destruction==		==Destruction==
	[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg\|thumb\|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]		[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg\|thumb\|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]
			{{Main\|The MovingFoward videos}}

	On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos\|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrades coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery\|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.		On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos\|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrades coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery\|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.
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	Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails\|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train\|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.		Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails\|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train\|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.

	== The rebirth ==		==The rebirth==
	[[File:PStriple.png\|thumb\|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]		[[File:PStriple.png\|thumb\|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]

	By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat\|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7\|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref>		By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat\|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7\|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref>

	Interestingly, Chris's new PS3 still ~~uses~~ the original case design, even though the larger PS3s had been discontinued in favor of the newer "slim" model in late 2009. This suggests that the replacement is a second-hand or refurbished model, and may have been chosen so that he could put the custom cover he made for his old PS3 onto it.		Interestingly, Chris's new PS3 still had the original case design, even though the larger PS3s had been discontinued in favor of the newer "slim" model in late 2009. This suggests that the replacement was a second-hand or refurbished model, and may have been chosen so that he could put the custom cover he made for his old PS3 onto it.

	== The PS Move of Fail ==		==The PS Move of Fail==
	[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png\|thumb\|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg\|thumb\|Tomgirl socializing online.]]		[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png\|thumb\|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg\|thumb\|Tomgirl socializing online.]]

	It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move\|PlayStation Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo]]'s [[Wii Remote of Fail\|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off\|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one.		It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move\|PlayStation Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo]]'s [[Wii Remote of Fail\|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off\|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one. After buying it, he painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

	~~Chris seems to have~~ painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

	The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001\|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat\|wizard video]].		The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001\|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat\|wizard video]].
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	==Other oddities==		==Other oddities==
	Chris ~~appears to keep~~ his PS3 turned on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8\|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>		Chris often had his PS3 turned on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8\|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>

			Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

	~~Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought~~ in ~~blue Blu-ray cases instead~~ of ~~keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example~~, in ''[[~~Brutal Legend~~]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."		He held his PS3 controller in many of his videos to turn his PSEye on and off, such as in [[I Got A Fish]].

	~~He holds~~ his PS3 ~~controller in many~~ of ~~his~~ videos to ~~turn~~ his ~~PSEye on~~ and off, ~~such as~~ in [[~~I Got A Fish~~]].		When Chris's house [[2014 house fire\|burned down]] in [[2014]], it appeared that his PS3 may have survived, as he was observed being online on the PlayStation Network, and managed to salvage his PSEye for a [[I Love You, Catherine\|handful of]] [[To Mr. Smith\|videos]]. Despite purchasing a PS4 later on, he would continue to play games on his PS3 every now and then. It is unknown if said PS3 is still at [[14 Branchland Court]], sold off, or in Chris's possession following his [[Jail Saga\|arrest]] for [[Affair With Mother\|incest]], and his PSN profile confusingly states he played ''Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA- f'' in [[2023]].

	==See also==		==See also==

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	The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos\|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $896.82 and $747.10 respectively considering inflation as of 2023), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.		The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos\|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $896.82 and $747.10 respectively considering inflation as of 2023), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.

	Chris apparently did purchase a PlayStation 2 (specifically, one of the "slim" models) at some point, though very little is known about Chris's PS2 in comparison to its successor. Notably, the first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]] had Chris speaking about Sony and the PS2 in derogatory terms, suggesting that at some point between October 2004 (when the slim PS2 was first introduced) and [[November 2006]] (when his PS2 was seen in the [[Pixelated PS3]] video), Chris reversed his opinions on the company.

	The PS3 is notable for being [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3\|contest]], to the point where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and a slim PS2, and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage\|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction\|destroyed]] his life upgrade...only to purchase another shortly after.		The PS3 is notable for being [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3\|contest]], to the point where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and a slim PS2, and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage\|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction\|destroyed]] his life upgrade...only to purchase another shortly after.

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Molestations and other PS3 damage

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	On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of Chris humping his PS3 was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].		On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of Chris humping his PS3 was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

	On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride\|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[~~white knight~~]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.		On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride\|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to [[PandaHalo]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.

	On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.		On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

Booby Chandler at 23:30, 19 April 2023

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	[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg\|thumb\|A life upgrade.]]		[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg\|thumb\|A life upgrade.]]

	The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos\|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $~~763~~.05 and $~~635~~.87 respectively considering inflation as of ~~2020~~), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.		The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos\|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $896.82 and $747.10 respectively considering inflation as of 2023), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.

	Chris apparently did purchase a PlayStation 2 (specifically, one of the "slim" models) at some point, though very little is known about Chris's PS2 in comparison to its successor. Notably, the first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]] had Chris speaking about Sony and the PS2 in derogatory terms, suggesting that at some point between October 2004 (when the slim PS2 was first introduced) and [[November 2006]] (when his PS2 was seen in the [[Pixelated PS3]] video), Chris reversed his opinions on the company.		Chris apparently did purchase a PlayStation 2 (specifically, one of the "slim" models) at some point, though very little is known about Chris's PS2 in comparison to its successor. Notably, the first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]] had Chris speaking about Sony and the PS2 in derogatory terms, suggesting that at some point between October 2004 (when the slim PS2 was first introduced) and [[November 2006]] (when his PS2 was seen in the [[Pixelated PS3]] video), Chris reversed his opinions on the company.

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	[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg\|thumb\|A life upgrade.]]		[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg\|thumb\|A life upgrade.]]

	The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos\|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $896.82 and $747.10 respectively considering inflation as of 2023), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.		The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance<ref>[[Lars Call#The PS Triple Investment (34:25 - 48:15)]], [[Mumble_2#Chris Types Fast (And Hates Hex-Box)]]</ref> (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos\|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $896.82 and $747.10 respectively considering inflation as of 2023), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.

	The PS3 is notable for being [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3\|contest]], to the point where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and a slim PS2, and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage\|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction\|destroyed]] his life upgrade...only to purchase another shortly after.		The PS3 is notable for being [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3\|contest]], to the point where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and a slim PS2, and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage\|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction\|destroyed]] his life upgrade...only to purchase another shortly after.

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	On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos\|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life ~~upgrades~~ coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery\|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.		On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos\|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery\|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

	The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV\|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.		The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV\|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.