Pokéwalker of Fail - Revision history

The Uncommon Cole at 01:28, 18 November 2024

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	[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]		[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]

	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one, but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''[[Pokémon GO]]''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one, but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

MathevsEff at 21:00, 20 June 2019

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	[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]		[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]

	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one, but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

	It made its debut on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or [[~~Fire~~\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'', so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[Monthly tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.		It made its debut on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'', so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[Monthly tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.

	Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>		Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>

MathevsEff at 20:56, 20 June 2019

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	[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]		[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]

	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a ~~Pokéball~~-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and ~~Art~~\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

	It made its ~~début~~ on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or, [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.		It made its debut on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'', so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[Monthly tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.

	Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>		Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>

Y0h 513nn R3n at 12:00, 17 May 2019

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	[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]		[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]

	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as ~~hybrids~~ of a pedometer ~~(unfortunately, not a [[pedofork\|pedo]]-meter)~~ and a ~~Pokéball-shaped~~ [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Pokéball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

Amanitie at 09:04, 23 March 2019

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	It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or, [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.		It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or, [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.

	Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling ~~crayola model magic~~ paint work ~~which was being~~ held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>		Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>

	==Sources==		==Sources==

Hurtful Truth Level: updated

2018-03-23T09:43:01Z

updated

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	[[File:Walker.jpg\|left\|thumb\|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]]		[[File:Walker.jpg\|left\|thumb\|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]]
	[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg\|left\|thumb\|If it's a Poké''walker'', then why would he wear them if he isn't walking?]]		[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg\|left\|thumb\|If it's a Poké''walker'', then why would he wear them if he isn't walking?]]
	[[File:~~PokewalkerSonichu~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~Artist's hypothetical depiction of the~~ Pokéwalker ~~of Fail~~.]]		[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]

	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as hybrids of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a [[pedofork\|pedo]]-meter) and a Pokéball-shaped [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as hybrids of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a [[pedofork\|pedo]]-meter) and a Pokéball-shaped [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.
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	It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or, [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.		It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or, [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.

			Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling crayola model magic paint work which was being held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>

			==Sources==
			<references/>

	{{Relics of Fail}}		{{Relics of Fail}}
	[[Category:Relics of Fail]]		[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

FromtheWordsofBR at 16:16, 20 December 2016

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	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is one of Chris' ~~most recently~~-~~appearing relics~~.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as hybrids of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a [[pedofork\|pedo]]-meter) and a Pokéball-shaped [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	~~Pokéwalkers are best described as hybrids of a pedometer (unfortunately~~, ~~not a~~ [[~~pedofork\|pedo]]-meter)~~ and ~~a Poké Ball-shaped [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi~~\|~~Tamagotchi~~]]~~. They were originally bundled~~ with ~~the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he~~'s ~~interested in his~~ [[~~Chris and health\|health~~]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking. While the item is meant to encourage exercise among nerds, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

	Chris, ~~being the~~ [[~~Chris and Art~~\|~~artistic~~]] ~~fellow that~~ he is, ~~repainted his with Sonichu~~'~~s colors as~~ an ~~imitation of~~ an [[~~S-Chu Ball~~]].		It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or, [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.

	It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th shows that he owns at least two Pokéwalkers he hasn't customized. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either HeartGold or SoulSilver]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.
	{{Relics of Fail}}		{{Relics of Fail}}

	[[Category:Relics of Fail]]		[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

FromtheWordsofBR at 19:43, 18 January 2015

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	[[File:Walker.jpg\|left\|thumb\|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]]		[[File:Walker.jpg\|left\|thumb\|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]]
	[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg\|left\|thumb\|~~Why~~ would he wear them if he isn't walking?]]		[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg\|left\|thumb\|If it's a Poké''walker'', then why would he wear them if he isn't walking?]]
	[[File:PokewalkerSonichu.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Artist's hypothetical depiction of the Pokéwalker of Fail.]]		[[File:PokewalkerSonichu.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Artist's hypothetical depiction of the Pokéwalker of Fail.]]

FromtheWordsofBR at 19:42, 18 January 2015

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	Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

	It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th shows that he owns at least two Pokéwalkers he hasn't customized. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either HeartGold or SoulSilver]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one ~~pokemon~~ from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.		It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th shows that he owns at least two Pokéwalkers he hasn't customized. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either HeartGold or SoulSilver]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.
	{{Relics of Fail}}		{{Relics of Fail}}

	[[Category:Relics of Fail]]		[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

SykoFox: Basic cleanup.

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	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is one of Chris's most recently-appearing relics.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is one of Chris' most recently-appearing relics.

	~~A Pokéwalker is~~ best described as ~~a hybrid~~ of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a [[pedofork\|pedo]]-meter) and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]] ~~that's Poké Ball-shaped and was~~ originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking. While the item is meant to encourage exercise among nerds, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In ~~an ironic~~ way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		Pokéwalkers are best described as hybrids of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a [[pedofork\|pedo]]-meter) and a Poké Ball-shaped [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking. While the item is meant to encourage exercise among nerds, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors in imitation of ~~a Sonichu ball~~.		Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

	It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on 9 July shows that he owns at least two ~~regularly-colored~~ Pokéwalkers. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or ~~bought~~ an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either HG or SS]]. Most likely is the second option, as you can't take more than one pokemon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.		It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th shows that he owns at least two Pokéwalkers he hasn't customized. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either HeartGold or SoulSilver]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one pokemon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.
	{{Relics of Fail}}		{{Relics of Fail}}

	[[Category:Relics of Fail]]		[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

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	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one, but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''[[Pokémon GO]]''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one, but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

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	[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]		[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]

	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one, but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

	It made its debut on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or [[~~Fire~~\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'', so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[Monthly tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.		It made its debut on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'', so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[Monthly tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.

	Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>		Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>

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	[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]		[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]

	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a ~~Pokéball~~-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Poké Ball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and ~~Art~~\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

	It made its ~~début~~ on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or, [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.		It made its debut on [[6 June 2010]] and later appeared with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] concert Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on July 9th showed he owns (or [[Fire\|owned]]) at least two Pokéwalkers he didn't customize. Normally, one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'', so either he bought an extra walker off the website or an [[Monthly tugboat\|extra copy of either one of the games]]. Most likely the second option, as you can't take more than one Pokémon from the same game out on the Pokéwalker at a time.

	Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>		Chris listed one for sale in March 2018, asking $100 for the beaten-to-shit toy with crumbling [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] paint work held together with tape. A fan quickly bought it.<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>

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	The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as ~~hybrids~~ of a pedometer ~~(unfortunately, not a [[pedofork\|pedo]]-meter)~~ and a ~~Pokéball-shaped~~ [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.		The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s [[Relics of Fail\|relics]]. Pokéwalkers are best described as a Pokéball-shaped hybrid of a pedometer and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi\|Tamagotchi]]. They were originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' games. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health\|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking (basically, a prototype of ''Pokémon Go''). While the item is meant to encourage exercise, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In a way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

	Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].		Chris, being the [[Chris and Art\|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors as an imitation of an [[S-Chu Ball]].

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	[[File:Walker.jpg\|left\|thumb\|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]]		[[File:Walker.jpg\|left\|thumb\|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]]
	[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg\|left\|thumb\|~~Why~~ would he wear them if he isn't walking?]]		[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg\|left\|thumb\|If it's a Poké''walker'', then why would he wear them if he isn't walking?]]
	[[File:PokewalkerSonichu.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Artist's hypothetical depiction of the Pokéwalker of Fail.]]		[[File:PokewalkerSonichu.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Artist's hypothetical depiction of the Pokéwalker of Fail.]]