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FokkerTISM: /* Sex joke */

2026-04-05T01:10:37Z

Sex joke

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	You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds two extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>		You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds two extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>

			The joke resembles 1940s/1950s-era raunchy jokes, and was most likely taught to Chris by Bob.

	===''A GREAT ANECDOTE!''===		===''A GREAT ANECDOTE!''===

FromtheWordsofBR at 03:47, 10 November 2025

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	<br>-"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>		<br>-"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>
	<br>-"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they [[fangs\|need a dentist]].<ref>''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab. Captain Murphy referred to them as "[[JERKS\|jerks]]")</ref>"		<br>-"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they [[fangs\|need a dentist]].<ref>''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab. Captain Murphy referred to them as "[[JERKS\|jerks]]")</ref>"
	<br>-"Is this [[Wes Iseli\|Walter Grisby]]? Who threw a frisbee? [[Chris Loses It\|Well you know what]]?"<ref>[https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Walter_Grisby ~~Walter Grisby~~] is a pre-made character from ''The Sims 3''.</ref>		<br>-"Is this [[Wes Iseli\|Walter Grisby]]? Who threw a frisbee? [[Chris Loses It\|Well you know what]]?"<ref>Chris's [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu\|retconned]] name for [[Wes Iseli]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]''. Also [https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Walter_Grisby the name] of a pre-made character from ''The Sims 3'', though this is probably a coincidence; Chris came up with the retconned name before that game's release.</ref>
	<br>-"I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!"		<br>-"I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!"

WarnerBro: /* Random ramblings */

2024-08-26T02:30:21Z

Random ramblings

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	[[File:DaftPunk.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Chris and sex\|Chris is up all night to get lucky.]]]]		[[File:DaftPunk.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Chris and sex\|Chris is up all night to get lucky.]]]]

	In November [[2007]], in a misguided attempt to help [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian added the following to his ED page:		In November [[2007]], in a misguided attempt to help [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|added the following]] to his ED page:

	<blockquote>		<blockquote>
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	Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Autistic Hero]] is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the [[Transformers Generation 1\|Junkeons]], who got it from watching too much TV.		Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Autistic Hero]] is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the [[Transformers Generation 1\|Junkeons]], who got it from [[Chris and television\|watching too much TV]].

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WarnerBro at 13:48, 25 February 2024

2024-02-25T13:48:57Z

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	[[Image:Wild_Snergen_Flergen.jpg\|thumb\|[[Wild Sonichu]] offers some uproarious random-access humor.]]		[[Image:Wild_Snergen_Flergen.jpg\|thumb\|[[Wild Sonichu]] offers some uproarious random-access humor.]]

	'''Random-access humor''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[CWC-isms\|terminology]] for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. More traditional literary analysts might describe this as the literary device of [[Wikipedia:Non sequitur (literary device)\|''non sequitur'']]. The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Chris's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random, then it is automatically funny, when most of the time it's completely nonsensical and infuriatingly ''un''funny. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of Chris's random-access humor can be found in his [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video.		'''Random-access humor''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[CWC-isms\|terminology]] for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. More traditional literary analysts might describe this as the literary device of [[Wikipedia:Non sequitur (literary device)\|''non sequitur'']]. Others might suggest he misinterpreted the "randomly-generated humor" bit from ''VeggieTales''. The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Chris's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random, then it is automatically funny, when most of the time it's completely nonsensical and infuriatingly ''un''funny. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of Chris's random-access humor can be found in his [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video.

	Like many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his [[autism]]; a common symptom among autistics is echolalia, where they constantly repeat phrases from their favorite television shows, movies, and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. Chris just so happens to take this to ridiculous levels.		Like many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his [[autism]]; a common symptom among autistics is echolalia, where they constantly repeat phrases from their favorite television shows, movies, and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. Chris just so happens to take this to ridiculous levels.
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	Chris also uses the term "random-access memory", which is basically when he says something completely random without the intent of being funny. He tends to use these when a conversation is not going in a direction he wants it to and hopes that interjecting this other thought-line will briefly distract him from that.		Chris also uses the term "random-access memory", which is basically when he says something completely random without the intent of being funny. He tends to use these when a conversation is not going in a direction he wants it to and hopes that interjecting this other thought-line will briefly distract him from that.

	{{quote\|Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though, most of the time, I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.\|Chris during the [[Father Call]], showing off his mad computer science and neuroscience skills}}		{{quote\|Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though, most of the time, I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.\|Chris during the [[Father Call]], showing off [[Chris and science\|his mad computer science and neuroscience skills]]}}

	==Random ramblings==		==Random ramblings==

WarnerBro: /* Sex joke */

2024-01-29T01:15:23Z

Sex joke

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	Chris's sex joke is an overly-long and painfully unfunny story that he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga\|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown Doll\|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		Chris's sex joke is an overly-long and painfully unfunny story that he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga\|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown Doll\|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

	You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>		You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds two extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>

	===''A GREAT ANECDOTE!''===		===''A GREAT ANECDOTE!''===

KingClark: /* Random ramblings */

2023-08-03T06:55:31Z

Random ramblings

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	==Random ramblings==		==Random ramblings==
	[[File:DaftPunk.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[~~Hanky-panky~~\|Chris is up all night to get lucky.]]]]		[[File:DaftPunk.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Chris and sex\|Chris is up all night to get lucky.]]]]

	In November [[2007]], in a misguided attempt to help [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian added the following to his ED page:		In November [[2007]], in a misguided attempt to help [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian added the following to his ED page:

WarnerBro: /* Sex joke */

2023-06-22T14:37:19Z

Sex joke

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	== Sex joke ==		== Sex joke ==
	Chris's sex joke is an overly-long and painfully unfunny story that he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga\|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown ~~doll~~\|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		Chris's sex joke is an overly-long and painfully unfunny story that he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga\|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown Doll\|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

	You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>		You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>

KingClark: /* Sex joke */

2022-10-26T16:12:28Z

Sex joke

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	== Sex joke ==		== Sex joke ==
	Chris's sex joke is ~~the extremely retarded~~ story he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga\|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown doll\|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the ~~Internet~~ was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[~~Chris_Sex_Logs~~#~~I_am_perverted~~]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		Chris's sex joke is an overly-long and painfully unfunny story that he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga\|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown doll\|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

	You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>		You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>

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	<br>-"[[HippoOnYourHead\|You've got a Hippo on your head.]]"		<br>-"[[HippoOnYourHead\|You've got a Hippo on your head.]]"
	<br>-"[[Transformers]]. Robots on your head. Okay."		<br>-"[[Transformers]]. Robots on your head. Okay."
	<br>-"I'm upside-down in a car, drivin' my way to the grocery store."<ref name="brak"> From [[Adult Swim\|''The Brak Show'']] episode ~~<s>[http://members.fortunecity.com/brakshow/newbrak.html~~ "The New Brak"~~]</s>(~~[https://web.archive.org/web/20120315151344/http://members.fortunecity.com/brakshow/newbrak.html archive])</ref>		<br>-"I'm upside-down in a car, drivin' my way to the grocery store."<ref name="brak"> From [[Adult Swim\|''The Brak Show'']] episode "The New Brak" [https://web.archive.org/web/20120315151344/http://members.fortunecity.com/brakshow/newbrak.html archive]</ref>
	<br>-"I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck."<ref name="brak"/>		<br>-"I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck."<ref name="brak"/>
	<br>-"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>		<br>-"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>
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	== Sex joke ==		== Sex joke ==
	Chris's sex joke is the extremely retarded story he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga\|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown doll\|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the Internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref~~><s~~>[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 ~~Dead Link~~]~~</s>~~ </ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		Chris's sex joke is the extremely retarded story he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga\|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown doll\|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the Internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

	You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>		You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>

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	Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Autistic Hero]] is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the [[Transformers Generation 1\|Junkeons]], who got it from watching too much TV.		Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Autistic Hero]] is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the [[Transformers Generation 1\|Junkeons]], who got it from watching too much TV.

	{{quote\|<br>-"Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from ''Ed Edd n Eddy'' episode ~~<s>~~[~~http~~://~~www~~.tv.com/~~ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode~~/~~117706~~/~~summary.html "~~One ~~Plus~~ One ~~Equals~~ Ed"~~]</s>([https://web.archive.org/web/20100705154656/http://www.tv.com:80/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html archive])~~</ref>		{{quote\|
			<br>-"Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from ''Ed Edd n Eddy'' episode "[https://ed.fandom.com/wiki/One_%2B_One_%3D_Ed/Script One + One = Ed]"</ref>
	<br>-"[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:\|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey]]."		<br>-"[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:\|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey]]."
	<br>-"[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]."		<br>-"[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]."
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	<br>-"[[BILLY MAYS\|Call 'Right Now']], and we'll send you a beautiful girl to be your [[Sweetheart]], FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."		<br>-"[[BILLY MAYS\|Call 'Right Now']], and we'll send you a beautiful girl to be your [[Sweetheart]], FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."
	<br>-"Welcome to the Novelty Shop, this is [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], how can I help you?...Okay, we can do that."		<br>-"Welcome to the Novelty Shop, this is [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], how can I help you?...Okay, we can do that."
	<br>-"Well get out of [[List of places that have banned Chris\|here]]. What are you waiting on? [[Jerkop\|I]]'m gonna chase you outta here."<ref>Originally said by Meatwad; originated from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode ~~<s>[http://athf.frostillusions.net/transcripts/oldrippy.html~~ "~~Ol' Drippy"]</s>(~~[https://web.archive.org/web/20090726034446/http://athf.frostillusions.net/transcripts/oldrippy.html ~~archive~~])</ref>		<br>-"Well get out of [[List of places that have banned Chris\|here]]. What are you waiting on? [[Jerkop\|I]]'m gonna chase you outta here."<ref>Originally said by Meatwad; originated from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode "[https://web.archive.org/web/20090726034446/http://athf.frostillusions.net/transcripts/oldrippy.html Ol' Drippy]"</ref>
	<br>-"[[HippoOnYourHead\|You've got a Hippo on your head.]]"		<br>-"[[HippoOnYourHead\|You've got a Hippo on your head.]]"
	<br>-"[[Transformers]]. Robots on your head. Okay."		<br>-"[[Transformers]]. Robots on your head. Okay."
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	<br>-"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>		<br>-"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>
	<br>-"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they [[fangs\|need a dentist]].<ref>''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab. Captain Murphy referred to them as "[[JERKS\|jerks]]")</ref>"		<br>-"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they [[fangs\|need a dentist]].<ref>''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab. Captain Murphy referred to them as "[[JERKS\|jerks]]")</ref>"
	<br>-"Is this [[Wes Iseli\|Walter Grisby]]? Who threw a frisbee? [[Chris Loses It\|Well you know what]]?"		<br>-"Is this [[Wes Iseli\|Walter Grisby]]? Who threw a frisbee? [[Chris Loses It\|Well you know what]]?"<ref>[https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Walter_Grisby Walter Grisby] is a pre-made character from ''The Sims 3''.</ref>
	<br>-"I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!"		<br>-"I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!"