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	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as {{w\|Trolling (fishing)\|trolling}}.		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as {{w\|Trolling (fishing)\|trolling}}.

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Altendo at 12:02, 14 August 2022

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	According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.		According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.

	In his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] entry for 1 ~~August~~ [[2004]] he writes, I have a NEW idea "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING." Four days later, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. Chris never picked the idea back up.		In his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] entry for 1 [[August 2004]] he writes, I have a NEW idea "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING." Four days later, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. Chris never picked the idea back up.

	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as {{w\|Trolling (fishing)\|trolling}}.		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as {{w\|Trolling (fishing)\|trolling}}.

KingClark at 00:30, 18 November 2021

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	[[Image:Red-string.jpg\|thumb\|The red string, as shown in ''Excel Saga''. Notice the Chris look-a-like next to the man with the string, and the lack of any references to "fishing".]]		[[Image:Red-string.jpg\|thumb\|The red string, as shown in ''Excel Saga''. Notice the Chris look-a-like next to the man with the string, and the lack of any references to "fishing".]]

	The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other [[anime]], as the ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Red thread of fate\|red string]] is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autism\|artistic]] liberties with the concept.		The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other [[anime]], as the {{w\|Red thread of fate\|red string}} is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autism\|artistic]] liberties with the concept.

	According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.		According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.
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	In his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] entry for 1 August [[2004]] he writes, I have a NEW idea "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING." Four days later, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. Chris never picked the idea back up.		In his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] entry for 1 August [[2004]] he writes, I have a NEW idea "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING." Four days later, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. Chris never picked the idea back up.

	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as ~~[[wikipedia:~~Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as {{w\|Trolling (fishing)\|trolling}}.

	{{Love quest}}{{Relics of Fail}}		{{Love quest}}{{Relics of Fail}}
	[[Category:Love Quest]]		[[Category:Love Quest]]

Ivandevon at 04:56, 18 June 2021

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	According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.		According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.

	[[CWC's Diary]] ~~tells us that Chris came up with the idea around the beginning of~~ August 2004~~. "~~I have a NEW idea~~," he says in the beginning of that month's entry,~~ "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING."		In his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] entry for 1 August [[2004]] he writes, I have a NEW idea "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING." Four days later, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. Chris never picked the idea back up.

	~~On 5 August [[2004]]~~, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. ~~For over 15 years,~~ Chris ~~has not~~ picked back up ~~the idea~~.

	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].

Buick lesabre at 05:31, 19 April 2019

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	[[CWC's Diary]] tells us that Chris came up with the idea around the beginning of August 2004. "I have a NEW idea," he says in the beginning of that month's entry, "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING."		[[CWC's Diary]] tells us that Chris came up with the idea around the beginning of August 2004. "I have a NEW idea," he says in the beginning of that month's entry, "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING."

	On 5 August [[2004]], a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. For over 11 years, Chris has not picked back up the idea.		On 5 August [[2004]], a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. For over 15 years, Chris has not picked back up the idea.

	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].

Shekelberg at 07:59, 30 August 2017

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	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].

	{{Love quest}} {{Relics of Fail}}		{{Love quest}}{{Relics of Fail}}
	[[Category:Love Quest]]		[[Category:Love Quest]]

Shekelberg at 06:28, 30 August 2017

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			{{quote\|I’ve had my worst trip to the Mall. I was working with my Heart on a Red String of Fate, when from out the blue,a JERK COP shatter my Heart and ripped up the Red String!\|[[CWC's Diary]]}}

			[[Image:Redstringoffate.jpg\|thumb\|The Artifact of Fail itself.]]
			[[Image:Chrisfish.png\|thumb\|[[I Got A Fish\|Would you like to make a wish?]]]]
	[[Image:Red-string.jpg\|thumb\|The red string, as shown in ''Excel Saga''. Notice the Chris look-a-like next to the man with the string, and the lack of any references to "fishing".]]		[[Image:Red-string.jpg\|thumb\|The red string, as shown in ''Excel Saga''. Notice the Chris look-a-like next to the man with the string, and the lack of any references to "fishing".]]
	~~[[Image:Redstringoffate.jpg\|thumb\|The Artifact of Fail itself.]]~~
	~~[[Image:Chrisfish.png\|thumb\|left\|[[I Got A Fish\|Would you like to make a wish?]]]]~~

	The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other [[anime]], as the [[Wikipedia:Red thread of fate\|red string]] is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autism\|artistic]] liberties with the concept.		The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other [[anime]], as the [[Wikipedia:Red thread of fate\|red string]] is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autism\|artistic]] liberties with the concept.
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	On 5 August [[2004]], a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. For over 11 years, Chris has not picked back up the idea.		On 5 August [[2004]], a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. For over 11 years, Chris has not picked back up the idea.

	~~{{quote\|I’ve had my worst trip to the Mall. I was working with my Heart on a Red String of Fate, when from out the blue,a JERK COP shatter my Heart and ripped up the Red String!\|[[CWC's Diary]]}}~~

	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].

	{{Love quest}}		{{Love quest}} {{Relics of Fail}}
	{{Relics of Fail}}
	[[Category:Love Quest]]		[[Category:Love Quest]]

MathevsEff at 21:30, 29 August 2017

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	[[Image:Chrisfish.png\|thumb\|left\|[[I Got A Fish\|Would you like to make a wish?]]]]		[[Image:Chrisfish.png\|thumb\|left\|[[I Got A Fish\|Would you like to make a wish?]]]]

	The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other [[anime]], as the [[Wikipedia:Red ~~string~~ of fate\|red string]] is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autism\|artistic]] liberties with the concept.		The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other [[anime]], as the [[Wikipedia:Red thread of fate\|red string]] is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autism\|artistic]] liberties with the concept.

	According to [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER," an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.		According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.

	[[CWC's Diary]] tells us that Chris came up with the idea around the beginning of August 2004. "I have a NEW idea," he says in the beginning of that month's entry, "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING."		[[CWC's Diary]] tells us that Chris came up with the idea around the beginning of August 2004. "I have a NEW idea," he says in the beginning of that month's entry, "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING."

Hurtful Truth Level at 06:01, 6 January 2017

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			{{Relics of Fail}}
	[[Category:Love Quest]]		[[Category:Love Quest]]

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	According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.		According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.

	In his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] entry for 1 ~~August~~ [[2004]] he writes, I have a NEW idea "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING." Four days later, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. Chris never picked the idea back up.		In his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] entry for 1 [[August 2004]] he writes, I have a NEW idea "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING." Four days later, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. Chris never picked the idea back up.

	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as {{w\|Trolling (fishing)\|trolling}}.		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as {{w\|Trolling (fishing)\|trolling}}.

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	According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.		According to [[Lucas]] and [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME TO MY OWNER", an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.

	[[CWC's Diary]] ~~tells us that Chris came up with the idea around the beginning of~~ August 2004~~. "~~I have a NEW idea~~," he says in the beginning of that month's entry,~~ "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING."		In his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] entry for 1 August [[2004]] he writes, I have a NEW idea "that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING." Four days later, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. Chris never picked the idea back up.

	~~On 5 August [[2004]]~~, a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. ~~For over 15 years,~~ Chris ~~has not~~ picked back up ~~the idea~~.

	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].

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			{{quote\|I’ve had my worst trip to the Mall. I was working with my Heart on a Red String of Fate, when from out the blue,a JERK COP shatter my Heart and ripped up the Red String!\|[[CWC's Diary]]}}

			[[Image:Redstringoffate.jpg\|thumb\|The Artifact of Fail itself.]]
			[[Image:Chrisfish.png\|thumb\|[[I Got A Fish\|Would you like to make a wish?]]]]
	[[Image:Red-string.jpg\|thumb\|The red string, as shown in ''Excel Saga''. Notice the Chris look-a-like next to the man with the string, and the lack of any references to "fishing".]]		[[Image:Red-string.jpg\|thumb\|The red string, as shown in ''Excel Saga''. Notice the Chris look-a-like next to the man with the string, and the lack of any references to "fishing".]]
	~~[[Image:Redstringoffate.jpg\|thumb\|The Artifact of Fail itself.]]~~
	~~[[Image:Chrisfish.png\|thumb\|left\|[[I Got A Fish\|Would you like to make a wish?]]]]~~

	The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other [[anime]], as the [[Wikipedia:Red thread of fate\|red string]] is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autism\|artistic]] liberties with the concept.		The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other [[anime]], as the [[Wikipedia:Red thread of fate\|red string]] is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autism\|artistic]] liberties with the concept.
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	On 5 August [[2004]], a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. For over 11 years, Chris has not picked back up the idea.		On 5 August [[2004]], a [[Jerkop\|mall security guard]] took Chris's red string off him. For over 11 years, Chris has not picked back up the idea.

	~~{{quote\|I’ve had my worst trip to the Mall. I was working with my Heart on a Red String of Fate, when from out the blue,a JERK COP shatter my Heart and ripped up the Red String!\|[[CWC's Diary]]}}~~

	There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].		There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about [[Trolls\|them]], that this method of fishing is known as [[wikipedia:Trolling (fishing)\|trolling]].

	{{Love quest}}		{{Love quest}} {{Relics of Fail}}
	{{Relics of Fail}}
	[[Category:Love Quest]]		[[Category:Love Quest]]