Rollin' and Trollin' - Revision history

Ayumu Kasuga at 20:00, 21 January 2026

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			[[Category:Videos published to IBAChandler]]

Cottonmather at 09:13, 15 November 2025

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	In some parts of the video, his voice suddenly sounds like that of a man in his twenties. However, in other parts of the video, his voice starts cracking as it normally does, like a young boy's voice. No matter what, he still sounds like... well, an [[autism\|autistic]].		In some parts of the video, his voice suddenly sounds like that of a man in his twenties. However, in other parts of the video, his voice starts cracking as it normally does, like a young boy's voice. No matter what, he still sounds like... well, an [[autism\|autistic]].

	In his ''[[Internet Dream Lounge]]'' podcast interview, according to Chris's recollection, the cameraman was the mysterious [[Magical Man]] – a friend of Chris's [[Gal pal\|gal pal]] [[Kim Wilson]].		In his ''[[Internet Dream Lounge]]'' podcast interview, according to Chris's recollection, the cameraman was the mysterious [[Magical Man]] – a friend of Chris's [[Gal pal\|gal pal]] [[Kim Wilson]]. Notably, the video appears to have been filmed in a 16:9 aspect ratio, only to be stretched into the 4:3 aspect ratio typical of Chris, making it potentially the first video of Chris to be filmed in HD. Unfortunately, any raw footage recorded for the video has likely been long since [[Lost Media\|lost]].

	Interestingly enough, Chris behaves (or at least makes a poor attempt to behave) as a normal person would. This implies that he knows to some degree that what he is doing with his life ISN'T normal. To what degree he realizes this is unknown.		Interestingly enough, Chris behaves (or at least makes a poor attempt to behave) as a normal person would. This implies that he knows to some degree that what he is doing with his life ISN'T normal. To what degree he realizes this is unknown.

Master: /* Video */

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	\| shirt = {{TrollinShirt\|text}}		\| shirt = {{TrollinShirt\|text}}
	\| other = {{Live\|text}}		\| other = {{Live\|text}}
	\| previous = [[~~A near public apology~~]]		\| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out II]]
	\| next = [[CWC Trollin More]]		\| next = [[CWC Trollin More]]
	}}		}}

FromtheWordsofBR at 01:12, 29 March 2025

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	*[[navy]] blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his T-shirt		*[[navy]] blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his T-shirt
	*dog-collar bracelets		*dog-collar bracelets
	*~~his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos~~, ~~complements the tattoo sleeve~~ from ~~the~~ [[~~Fuck Quest\|fuck quest~~]]		*tattoo sleeves, a ''[[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica'' pre-order gift from [[Best Buy]]
	*no [[Amnyfest Ring]]		*no [[Amnyfest Ring]]
	*a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark [[Sonichu medallion]]		*a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark [[Sonichu medallion]]
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	''And now some words to our fans''		''And now some words to our fans''

	'''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte\|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as [[Doctor Robotnik\|Doctor Ivo Eggman]]. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. [[Wikipedia:Space Channel 5\|Ulala]], now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. [[Wikipedia:Anthony Sullivan (pitchman)\|Anthony Sullivan]], you’re nothing without BILLY MAYS, you’re nothing with BILLY MAYS and if you want to talk about cock building look at BILLY MAYS memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU‎\|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: Velour Fog? Zapp Brannigan? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.		'''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte\|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as [[Doctor Robotnik\|Doctor Ivo Eggman]]. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. [[Wikipedia:Space Channel 5\|Ulala]], now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. [[Wikipedia:Anthony Sullivan (pitchman)\|Anthony Sullivan]], you’re nothing without BILLY MAYS, you’re nothing with BILLY MAYS and if you want to talk about cock building look at BILLY MAYS memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU‎\|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: Velour Fog? [[Futurama\|Zapp Brannigan]]? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.

	''Thank you''		''Thank you''

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Transcript */

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Transcript

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	''And now some words to our fans''		''And now some words to our fans''

	'''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte\|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as [[Doctor Robotnik\|Doctor Ivo Eggman]]. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. [[Wikipedia:Space Channel 5\|Ulala]], now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. [[Wikipedia:Anthony Sullivan (pitchman)\|Anthony Sullivan]], you’re nothing without BILLY MAYS, you’re nothing with BILLY MAYS and if you want to talk about cock building look at BILLY MAYS memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU‎\|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? ~~Captains log star date~~ Velour Fog? ~~Zap~~ Brannigan? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.		'''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte\|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as [[Doctor Robotnik\|Doctor Ivo Eggman]]. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. [[Wikipedia:Space Channel 5\|Ulala]], now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. [[Wikipedia:Anthony Sullivan (pitchman)\|Anthony Sullivan]], you’re nothing without BILLY MAYS, you’re nothing with BILLY MAYS and if you want to talk about cock building look at BILLY MAYS memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU‎\|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: Velour Fog? Zapp Brannigan? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.

	''Thank you''		''Thank you''
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	''And the silly trolls everywhere, for the many lulz you have provided.''		''And the silly trolls everywhere, for the many lulz you have provided.''

	==Fan videos==		==Fan videos==

FromtheWordsofBR at 23:43, 8 October 2024

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	{{Infobox/Fanvideo		{{Infobox/Fanvideo
	\|name = Viper - ROLLIN N TROLLIN ~~(On Those Dam Dirty Trolz)~~		\|name = Viper - ROLLIN N TROLLIN
	\|ytid = D9Mg2s7LSAc		\|ytid = D9Mg2s7LSAc
	\|stardate = 21 Nov 2022		\|stardate = 21 Nov 2022

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	\|stardate = 21 Nov 2022		\|stardate = 21 Nov 2022
	\|maker = {{Viper (rapper)\|Viper}}		\|maker = {{w\|Viper (rapper)\|Viper}}
	\|info = Meme rapper makes a track about CWC.		\|info = Meme rapper makes a track about CWC.
	}}		}}

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	\|maker = ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Viper (rapper)\|Viper]]		\|maker = {{Viper (rapper)\|Viper}}
	\|info = Meme rapper ~~Viper~~ makes a track about CWC.		\|info = Meme rapper makes a track about CWC.
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KingClark: /* Fan videos */

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	\|stardate = 13 [[July 2021]]		\|stardate = 13 [[July 2021]]
	\|maker = crashnburn254		\|maker = crashnburn254
	\|info = ~~A world where~~ Chris~~-Chan never uploaded another~~ video ~~after Rollin' and Trollin'.~~		\|info = What if this was Chris's last video?
	}}		}}

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	[[Image:cwcrollin.png\|thumb\|right\|KEEP ROLLIN', TROLLIN', ROLLIN']]		[[Image:cwcrollin.png\|thumb\|right\|KEEP ROLLIN', TROLLIN', ROLLIN', TROLLIN']]

	'''Rollin' and Trollin'''' is a video of downtown [[CWCville]] (really downtown [[Charlottesville]]) uploaded on 17 [[July 2009]] in which Chris attempts [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman\|Kaufmanesque humor]]. Notable is a video message to real life [[trolls]], including several [[CWCki]] editors. The key component of this message is that, in a shocking turn of events, Chris was engaging in the most elaborate trolling scheme in history, and has duped us all masterfully. (If only that were true.)		'''Rollin' and Trollin'''' is a video of downtown [[CWCville]] (really downtown [[Charlottesville]]) uploaded on 17 [[July 2009]], in which Chris attempts [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman\|Kaufmanesque humor]]. Notable is a video message to real life [[trolls]], including several [[CWCki]] editors. The key component of this message is that, in a shocking turn of events, Chris was engaging in the most elaborate trolling scheme in history, and has duped us all masterfully. (If only that were true.)

	To sell the deception, [[Chris]] changed his look to have:		To sell the deception, [[Chris]] changed his look to have:
	*a normal hairstyle		*a normal hairstyle
	*[[~~Krapple~~\|a goatee]]		*[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back\|a goatee]]
	*sunglasses instead of large, square [[~~Pedo~~-~~Glasses\|pedo~~ glasses]]		*sunglasses instead of large, square [[pedo-glasses]]
	*plain blue T-shirt and jeans		*plain blue T-shirt and jeans
	*[[navy]] blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his t-shirt		*[[navy]] blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his T-shirt
	*dog-collar bracelets		*dog-collar bracelets
	*his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, complements the tattoo sleeve from the [[Fuck Quest\|fuck quest]]		*his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, complements the tattoo sleeve from the [[Fuck Quest\|fuck quest]]
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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

	''[Note: an [http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=107843413913045677951.0004720130396776af50b&ll=38.030219,-78.480331&spn=0.006845,0.012757&t=h&z=17&lci=com.google.ugc.c752d13e87c4fbd7 annotated listing] of the locations featured in this video has been created on Google Maps.]''		[''Note: an [http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=107843413913045677951.0004720130396776af50b&ll=38.030219,-78.480331&spn=0.006845,0.012757&t=h&z=17&lci=com.google.ugc.c752d13e87c4fbd7 annotated listing] of the locations featured in this video has been created on Google Maps.'']

	''Christian Weston Chandler, Rollin’ and Trollin’''		''Christian Weston Chandler, Rollin’ and Trollin’''
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	[''Music, in the form of "Escape from the City" from ''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2'', plays as Chris walks down the street'']		[''Music, in the form of "Escape from the City" from ''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2'', plays as Chris walks down the street'']

	'''Chris''' ''imitating an announcer'': Hi we’re coming to you live from CWCville today. We’re over at the CWCville pavilion. The, uh, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys\|Hedgehog Boys]] and the, uh, master Christian Mayor the, uh they for day, uh, come here every Friday night and, uh, and it draws a crowd, uh, and it’s very good, y’know. [''Shimmies clumsily''] This gives me some, uh, business from amongst the population that comes around.		'''Chris''': [''imitating an announcer''] Hi, we’re coming to you live from CWCville today. We’re over at the CWCville pavilion. The, uh, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys\|Hedgehog Boys]] and the, uh, master Christian Mayor the, uh they for day, uh, come here every Friday night and, uh, and it draws a crowd, uh, and it’s very good, y’know. [''Shimmies clumsily''] This gives me some, uh, business from amongst the population that comes around.

	[''Music plays as Chris walks down the street'']		[''Music plays as Chris walks down the street'']

	'''Chris''': Ah yes this is our graffiti wall in the mid- uh in the middle of the, uh, city of CWCville in the metropolis. The, uh, fee- the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously and this is also part of our beautification project in the city and we and I gotta say that the, uh, project just looks fantab- fantastic from here. It all looks very good. I tell you what. “Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue according to conscience above all liberties.”		'''Chris''': Ah yes, this is our graffiti wall in the mid- uh in the middle of the, uh, city of CWCville in the metropolis. The, uh, fee- the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously and this is also part of our beautification project in the city and we and I gotta say that the, uh, project just looks fantab- fantastic from here. It all looks very good. I tell you what. “Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue according to conscience above all liberties.”

	[''Music plays while Chris goes to an elevator. 15 seconds of dead air time pass while he waits for the elevator to arrive while the music plays like it's the coolest thing in the world. The video is also even cut in between the elevator wait as the elevator took even longer to come. The music itself makes the dead air time seem like it's two minutes instead of fifteen seconds. The music continues as he boards the elevator. The lift rises until they arrive at a car park on the top floor.'']		[''Music plays while Chris goes to an elevator. 15 seconds of dead air time pass while he waits for the elevator to arrive while the music plays like it's the coolest thing in the world. The video is also even cut in between the elevator wait as the elevator took even longer to come. The music itself makes the dead air time seem like it's two minutes instead of fifteen seconds. The music continues as he boards the elevator. The lift rises until they arrive at a car park on the top floor.'']

	'''Cameraman''': So how do you feel about President [[Barack Obama\|Obama]] and his economic policies?[[File:Cameraman.png\|thumb\|Contrary to popular belief, the cameraman (on the right) seems to be a pretty normal guy.]]		'''Cameraman''': So how do you feel about President [[Barack Obama\|Obama]] and his economic policies?
			[[File:Cameraman.png\|thumb\|Contrary to popular belief, the cameraman (on the right) seems to be a pretty normal guy.]]

	'''Chris''': I like it. It’s he’s doing a smash-up job of it and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money and, uh, getting everybody the bang for their buck.		'''Chris''': I like it. It’s he’s doing a smash-up job of it and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money and, uh, getting everybody the bang for their buck.
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	'''Chris''': I think he’s a regular stand up [[Family Guy\|family guy]].		'''Chris''': I think he’s a regular stand up [[Family Guy\|family guy]].

	''During the Obama questions, Chris's voice pitch was in the style of how his voice becomes very high-pitched when he lies.''		[''During the Obama questions, Chris's voice pitch was in the style of how his voice becomes very high-pitched when he lies.'']

	[''Music plays as Chris walks along talking and gesturing at the sky. They arrive at the Timberlake drug store.'']		[''Music plays as Chris walks along talking and gesturing at the sky. They arrive at the Timberlake drug store.'']
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	''The final word about the greatest troll in history...''		''The final word about the greatest troll in history...''

	Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been [[autism\|autistic]], I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, [camera zooms in on Chris as he points his finger] you have been trolled.		Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been [[autism\|autistic]], I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick... [''camera zooms in on Chris as he points his finger''] ''you'' have been trolled.

	[''Music plays while Chris does his victory lap'']		[''Music plays while Chris does his victory lap'']