Saga - Revision history

WarnerBro at 23:33, 7 May 2026

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	Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|shove it up the dumper]]. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)\|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio ~~Trip~~]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.		Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|shove it up the dumper]]. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)\|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

	<center>{{JulieSaga}}</center>		<center>{{JulieSaga}}</center>

WarnerBro at 23:32, 7 May 2026

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	Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)\|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.		Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|shove it up the dumper]]. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)\|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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WarnerBro at 23:08, 7 May 2026

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	{{Quote\|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.\|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.\|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

	A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWCki:CWChronology\|CWChronology]], documenting Chris's actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts ~~and~~ and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)		A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWCki:CWChronology\|CWChronology]], documenting [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)

	==Meta-Sagas==		==Meta-Sagas==

WarnerBro at 22:52, 7 May 2026

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	Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011\|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris's internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire\|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.		Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011\|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barbara Chandler\|Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris's internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire\|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.
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WarnerBro at 20:59, 25 April 2026

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	{{Quote\|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.\|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.\|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

	A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWChronology]], documenting Chris's actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts and and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)		A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWCki:CWChronology\|CWChronology]], documenting Chris's actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts and and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)

	==Meta-Sagas==		==Meta-Sagas==

WarnerBro at 20:59, 25 April 2026

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	==Meta-Sagas==		==Meta-Sagas==

	For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism\|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for Laughs Under Lucricities. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].		For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism\|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for Laughs Under Lucricities. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his ego\|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

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	Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate\|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's\|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please\|video]] [[Update 20160718\|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718\|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem\|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017\|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!\|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016\|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].		Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate\|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's\|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please\|video]] [[Update 20160718\|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718\|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem\|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017\|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!\|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows [[Chris and his ego\|Chris's ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016\|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

	In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.		In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

WarnerBro: /* Roleplaying Saga (August 2017 - Present) */

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Roleplaying Saga (August 2017 - Present)

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	As a maladaptive coping mechanism against the bleakness of his [[reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers\|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].		As a maladaptive [[Chris and coping\|coping]] mechanism against the bleakness of his [[Chris and reality\|reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers\|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].

	On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote a letter in jail, where he declares himself as Jesus of Nazareth.		On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote a letter in jail, where he declares himself as Jesus of Nazareth.

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	Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[Chris and ~~Race~~#~~Black_people~~\|~~patrons~~]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.		Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various patrons (which infamously included being [[Chris and race#black people\| racist towards black ones]]), yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

	On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse\|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race\|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010\|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry\|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork\|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey\|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.		On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse\|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race\|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010\|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry\|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork\|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey\|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

WarnerBro: /* Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014) */

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Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014)

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	After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No ~~less~~ than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that [[Chris and hypocrisy\|they should go outside and live their lives]], advice Chris himself should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.		After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No fewer than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that [[Chris and hypocrisy\|they should go outside and live their lives]], advice Chris himself should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

	During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train\|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.		During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train\|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.

WarnerBro: /* Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014) */

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Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014)

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	After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.		After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that [[Chris and hypocrisy\|they should go outside and live their lives]], advice Chris himself should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

	During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train\|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.		During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train\|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.

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	Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[Chris and ~~Race~~#~~Black_people~~\|~~patrons~~]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.		Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various patrons (which infamously included being [[Chris and race#black people\| racist towards black ones]]), yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

	On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse\|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race\|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010\|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry\|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork\|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey\|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.		On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse\|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race\|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010\|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry\|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork\|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey\|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

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	After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No ~~less~~ than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that [[Chris and hypocrisy\|they should go outside and live their lives]], advice Chris himself should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.		After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No fewer than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that [[Chris and hypocrisy\|they should go outside and live their lives]], advice Chris himself should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

	During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train\|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.		During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train\|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.