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WarnerBro at 21:37, 14 June 2026

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	===Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')===		===Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')===

	After a rather abrupt [[~~Ban~~\|banhammer]] at [[HarmonyCon]], Chris went on a two-month-long tirade on Twitter and other social media platforms about how he's in the middle of a "redemption arc", something which he alluded to in business cards that he left around the convention. During the brief saga, Chris roleplayed as God, told numerous people to "touch grass", and wished harm ~~amongst~~ the person who [[HarmonyCon Snitch\|snitched]] on him at the ~~convetion~~.		After a rather abrupt [[List of places that have banned Chris\|banhammer]] at [[HarmonyCon]], Chris went on a two-month-long tirade on Twitter and other social media platforms about how he's in the middle of a "redemption arc", something which he alluded to in business cards that he left around the convention. During the brief saga, Chris roleplayed as God, told numerous people to "touch grass", and wished harm towards the person who [[HarmonyCon Snitch\|snitched]] on him at the convention.

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PsychoNerd054: /* Redemption Saga (13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026) */

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Redemption Saga (13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026)

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	==Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')==		===Redemption Saga (''13 February 2026 - 4 April 2026'')===

	After a rather abrupt [[Ban\|banhammer]] at [[HarmonyCon]], Chris went on a two-month-long tirade on Twitter and other social media platforms about how he's in the middle of a "redemption arc", something which he alluded to in business cards that he left around the convention. During the brief saga, Chris roleplayed as God, told numerous people to "touch grass", and wished harm amongst the person who [[HarmonyCon Snitch\|snitched]] on him at the convetion.		After a rather abrupt [[Ban\|banhammer]] at [[HarmonyCon]], Chris went on a two-month-long tirade on Twitter and other social media platforms about how he's in the middle of a "redemption arc", something which he alluded to in business cards that he left around the convention. During the brief saga, Chris roleplayed as God, told numerous people to "touch grass", and wished harm amongst the person who [[HarmonyCon Snitch\|snitched]] on him at the convetion.

PsychoNerd054: /* Second Coming (16 October 2023 - Present) */

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Second Coming (16 October 2023 - Present)

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			After a rather abrupt [[Ban\|banhammer]] at [[HarmonyCon]], Chris went on a two-month-long tirade on Twitter and other social media platforms about how he's in the middle of a "redemption arc", something which he alluded to in business cards that he left around the convention. During the brief saga, Chris roleplayed as God, told numerous people to "touch grass", and wished harm amongst the person who [[HarmonyCon Snitch\|snitched]] on him at the convetion.

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Master at 14:46, 8 June 2026

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WarnerBro at 01:46, 23 May 2026

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	''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris\|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H\|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality\|fictional characters]].		''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris\|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H\|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality\|fictional characters]].

	The Love Quest would seem to come back in full force by the beginning of 2021, and much more intense than before, with Chris expressing sexual frustrations to Watchmen members, wishing to get a physical girlfriend. He would crush on multiple women of interest all at once and have wet dreams that involved cartoon characters. It would get intense to the point of releasing this sexual frustration on his own mother, leading to dire consequences.		The Love Quest would seem to come back in full force by the beginning of 2021, and much more intense than before, with Chris expressing sexual frustrations to Watchmen members, wishing to get a physical girlfriend. He would crush on multiple women of interest all at once and have wet dreams that involved cartoon characters. It would get intense to the point of [[Affair with Mother\|releasing this sexual frustration on his own mother]], leading to dire consequences.
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	Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.		Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

	Chris's Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother\|incest]]. With the help of Praetor, Chris began selling items again in [[May 2022]] while in jail, albeit in limited quantity. After his release from jail, Chris returned to his regular business on Etsy in [[October 2023]]. He later created a [[Cwclight\|website]] with Shopify to accompany it, which was also sometimes used to make transactions. In [[February 2026]], Chris made accounts on [[Ko-fi]] and [[Cameo]]~~. And~~ started recording commissioned videos for the latter, much like what he had done years before.		Chris's Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother\|incest]]. With the help of Praetor, Chris began selling items again in [[May 2022]] while in jail, albeit in limited quantity. After his release from jail, Chris returned to his regular business on Etsy in [[October 2023]]. He later created a [[Cwclight\|website]] with Shopify to accompany it, which was also sometimes used to make transactions. In [[February 2026]], Chris made accounts on [[Ko-fi]] and [[Cameo]] and started recording commissioned videos for the latter, much like what he had done years before.

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Master: /* Business Saga (3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016; June 2017 - July 2021) */

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Business Saga (3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016; June 2017 - July 2021)

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	===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021'')===		===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021''; ''October 2023 - present'')===

	Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests\|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff\|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11\|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].		Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests\|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff\|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11\|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].
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	Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.		Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

	Chris's Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother\|incest]].		Chris's Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother\|incest]]. With the help of Praetor, Chris began selling items again in [[May 2022]] while in jail, albeit in limited quantity. After his release from jail, Chris returned to his regular business on Etsy in [[October 2023]]. He later created a [[Cwclight\|website]] with Shopify to accompany it, which was also sometimes used to make transactions. In [[February 2026]], Chris made accounts on [[Ko-fi]] and [[Cameo]]. And started recording commissioned videos for the latter, much like what he had done years before.

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	===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - 26 April 2023'')===		===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - 26 April 2023'')===
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WarnerBro at 23:33, 7 May 2026

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	Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|shove it up the dumper]]. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)\|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio ~~Trip~~]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.		Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|shove it up the dumper]]. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)\|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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WarnerBro at 23:32, 7 May 2026

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	Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)\|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.		Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|shove it up the dumper]]. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)\|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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WarnerBro at 23:08, 7 May 2026

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	{{Quote\|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.\|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.\|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

	A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWCki:CWChronology\|CWChronology]], documenting Chris's actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts ~~and~~ and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)		A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWCki:CWChronology\|CWChronology]], documenting [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)

	==Meta-Sagas==		==Meta-Sagas==

WarnerBro at 22:52, 7 May 2026

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	Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011\|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris's internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire\|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.		Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011\|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barbara Chandler\|Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris's internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire\|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.
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