Sarah Nicole Hammer - Revision history

WarnerBro: /* With Wes Iseli */

2026-04-15T01:54:38Z

With Wes Iseli

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	Chris regards losing Sarah to Wes as one of the two reasons he launched his [[Love Quest]]. Although this event technically changed nothing—Chris had never had a girlfriend and still did not—it spurred him to action, giving him a reason to actively seek out and obtain a [[Boyfriend-free girl]].		Chris regards losing Sarah to Wes as one of the two reasons he launched his [[Love Quest]]. Although this event technically changed nothing—Chris had never had a girlfriend and still did not—it spurred him to action, giving him a reason to actively seek out and obtain a [[Boyfriend-free girl]].

	The lyrics of Christian's song "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]" seem to be addressing Sarah, with Chris conceding the impossibility of romantic love and seeking greater fulfillment in a [[friend zone\|closer platonic friendship]]. His comparison of "your boyfriend" (presumably Wes) to [[Black Sonichu]] recast himself and the couple into the hero-lover-rival ''troika'' that he developed for [[Sonichu]], and then further refined by featuring Wes as [[Wes-Li Sonichu\|an evil hedgehog]] in his own right. Thankfully, Wes's career proved resilient enough to survive the trauma.		The lyrics of Christian's song "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]" seem to be addressing Sarah, with Chris conceding the impossibility of romantic love and seeking greater fulfillment in a [[friend zone\|closer platonic friendship]]. His comparison of "your boyfriend" (presumably Wes) to [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]] recast himself and the couple into the hero-lover-rival ''troika'' that he developed for [[Sonichu]], and then further refined by featuring Wes as [[Wes-Li Sonichu\|an evil hedgehog]] in his own right. Thankfully, Wes's career proved resilient enough to survive the trauma.

	To this day, no records exist of what Sarah's reaction to any of this insanity was, not even in Chris's recounting of the events.		To this day, no records exist of what Sarah's reaction to any of this insanity was, not even in Chris's recounting of the events.

WarnerBro: /* With William Spicer */

2026-04-15T01:50:53Z

With William Spicer

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	Eventually, Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married and has since had two children with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].		Eventually, Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married and has since had two children with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one-dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was, however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]].

	===Epilogue===		===Epilogue===

FokkerTISM: /* Childhood */

2025-12-11T14:26:42Z

Childhood

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	It is not entirely known if Sarah actually cared about Chris. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], Chris recounts a story in which Sarah told Chris that Casper the friendly ghost was hiding under the house. Chris, being as [[Autism\|childish]] as he's always known to be, fell for it and went to search for him. When Chris entered the crawlspace, Sarah locked him in and left. Eventually, Sarah's father had to come and get him out.		It is not entirely known if Sarah actually cared about Chris. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], Chris recounts a story in which Sarah told Chris that Casper the friendly ghost was hiding under the house. Chris, being as [[Autism\|childish]] as he's always known to be, fell for it and went to search for him. When Chris entered the crawlspace, Sarah locked him in and left. Eventually, Sarah's father had to come and get him out.

	Sarah also tried to convince Chris to put a honeysuckle in his mouth. Specifically the tip, which is sometimes alleged to be poisonous. Chris almost fell for this one, but his parents caught him and warned him of its "dangers". And you know what they say: a girl that tries to kill you isn't really your friend.		Sarah also tried to convince Chris to put a honeysuckle in his mouth. Specifically the tip, which is sometimes alleged to be poisonous. Chris almost fell for this one, but his parents caught him and warned him of its "dangers". And you know what they say: a girl that tries to kill you isn't really your friend. Chris would eventually come to realise this by December 2025, posting in [[December 2025 social media posts#Friendship\|a tweet]] that she was "the first one to troll and bully [him]".

	Sarah and Chris were the same age and attended the same elementary school, but Chris moved to [[Richmond]] to attend middle school<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7.</ref> and would not see Sarah again until after he returned to Ruckersville on June [[2000]].<ref name="LifeShares10">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref> In [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]], made on 4 June 1998, Chris named one of the characters after Sarah, suggesting that he was still thinking about her at the time.		Sarah and Chris were the same age and attended the same elementary school, but Chris moved to [[Richmond]] to attend middle school<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7.</ref> and would not see Sarah again until after he returned to Ruckersville on June [[2000]].<ref name="LifeShares10">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref> In [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]], made on 4 June 1998, Chris named one of the characters after Sarah, suggesting that he was still thinking about her at the time.

PsychoNerd054 at 17:02, 19 July 2025

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UmJammer Lammy: /* With William Spicer */

2025-01-31T01:29:55Z

With William Spicer

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	Eventually Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married has since had two children with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].		Eventually, Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married and has since had two children with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].

	===Epilogue===		===Epilogue===

UmJammer Lammy at 01:28, 31 January 2025

2025-01-31T01:28:44Z

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	Eventually Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married ~~and now~~ has ~~a child~~ with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].		Eventually Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married has since had two children with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].

	===Epilogue===		===Epilogue===

Amanitie: Added category

2024-11-21T10:50:05Z

Added category

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Amanitie: /* Gallery */

2024-10-06T17:35:15Z

Gallery

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	~~File~~:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg\|A CD for Sarah		Image:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg\|A CD for Sarah
			Image:Songs Between Friends A CD for Christian + Sarah image 6.png\|[[So Need a Cute Girl\|Between friends?]]
	Image:297-ACSarah.jpg\|"Sarah Hammer" [[Animal Crossing]] Card.		Image:297-ACSarah.jpg\|"Sarah Hammer" [[Animal Crossing]] Card.
	Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg\|Sarah Hammer card back.		Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg\|Sarah Hammer card back.

KingClark at 03:39, 14 October 2023

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	{{quote\|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best [[Chris_and_socialization\|Friend.]] She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.\|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg\|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]]}}		{{quote\|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best [[Chris_and_socialization\|Friend.]] She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.\|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg\|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]].}}
	{{Infobox Person		{{Infobox Person
	\|name = Sarah Nicole Hammer		\|name = Sarah Nicole Hammer

KingClark at 03:39, 14 October 2023

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	{{quote\|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best [[Chris_and_socialization\|Friend.]] She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.\|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg\|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]]}}		{{quote\|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best [[Chris_and_socialization\|Friend.]] She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.\|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg\|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]]}}

	{{Infobox Person		{{Infobox Person
	\|name = Sarah Nicole Hammer		\|name = Sarah Nicole Hammer