Semen - Revision history

WarnerBro at 21:20, 4 May 2026

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	[[Image:CWCcomeuppancemedallion.JPG\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The closest [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]] will ever get to touching the [[~~Medallion~~\|Medallion of Fail]].]]		[[Image:CWCcomeuppancemedallion.JPG\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The closest [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]] will ever get to touching the [[Medallions\|Medallion of Fail]].]]

	'''Semen''' is a fluid secreted in the [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s of males and [[tomgirl]]s, used primarily to impregnate females, or to simply release while [[mass debating]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] has many misconceptions about its purpose and function.		'''Semen''' is a fluid secreted in the [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s of males and [[tomgirl]]s, used primarily to impregnate females, or to simply release while [[mass debating]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] has many misconceptions about its purpose and function.

WarnerBro at 21:19, 4 May 2026

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	[[Image:CWCcomeuppancemedallion.JPG\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The closest [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]] will ever get to touching the [[Medallion\|Medallion of Fail]].]]		[[Image:CWCcomeuppancemedallion.JPG\|thumb\|right\|250px\|The closest [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]] will ever get to touching the [[Medallion\|Medallion of Fail]].]]

	'''Semen''' is a fluid secreted in the [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s of males and [[tomgirl]]s, used primarily to impregnate females, or to simply release while [[mass debating]]. [[Chris]] has many misconceptions about its purpose and function.		'''Semen''' is a fluid secreted in the [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s of males and [[tomgirl]]s, used primarily to impregnate females, or to simply release while [[mass debating]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] has many misconceptions about its purpose and function.

	Despite being "[[honest]]" about [[sex]], Chris is sometimes uncomfortable saying "semen" and occasionally uses his own unique bowdlerised terms, shown below.		Despite being "[[Honest Content\|honest]]" about [[Chris and sex\|sex]], Chris is sometimes uncomfortable saying "semen" and occasionally uses his own [[CWC-isms\|unique]] [[Chris and censorship\|bowdlerised]] terms, shown below.

	==Chris's slang terms for semen==		==Chris's slang terms for semen==

CrazyCWCkiDawg at 22:48, 21 April 2025

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	'''Semen''' is a fluid secreted in the [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s of males and [[tomgirl]]s, used primarily to impregnate females, or to simply release while [[mass debating]]. [[Chris]] has many misconceptions about its purpose and function.		'''Semen''' is a fluid secreted in the [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s of males and [[tomgirl]]s, used primarily to impregnate females, or to simply release while [[mass debating]]. [[Chris]] has many misconceptions about its purpose and function.

	Despite being "[[honest]]" about [[sex]], Chris is sometimes uncomfortable saying "semen" and occasionally uses his own unique ~~expurgated~~ terms, shown below.		Despite being "[[honest]]" about [[sex]], Chris is sometimes uncomfortable saying "semen" and occasionally uses his own unique bowdlerised terms, shown below.

	==Chris's slang terms for semen==		==Chris's slang terms for semen==

WarnerBro at 13:57, 21 August 2024

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	[[Image:Recycle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yes, he really does it...]]		[[Image:Recycle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yes, he really does it...]]

	When [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and ~~Reality~~\|insanity]] to this very day.		When [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and reality\|insanity]] to this very day.

	''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009. Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.		''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009. Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.

LemonShade: its not a disease

2024-04-23T04:39:26Z

its not a disease

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	What made this transition even more urgent was the collapse of his relationship with [[Catherine]]. While the details are currently murky, the erosion of their relationship in the second week of October seems to have convinced him that she might not become his [[Sweetheart]] and be willing to bear Crystal. Therefore, he would need to find an alternative route to Crystal's conception, and fast, so that he could lop off his Ugly Growth as soon as possible.		What made this transition even more urgent was the collapse of his relationship with [[Catherine]]. While the details are currently murky, the erosion of their relationship in the second week of October seems to have convinced him that she might not become his [[Sweetheart]] and be willing to bear Crystal. Therefore, he would need to find an alternative route to Crystal's conception, and fast, so that he could lop off his Ugly Growth as soon as possible.

	Chris therefore made several efforts to donate his sperm, all of which failed. Some time in the fall, he applied to be a sperm donor at Fairfax Cryobank. His application was rejected on 12 November, which he revealed on Facebook a week later. Typically, he blamed the facility for discriminating against autistic individuals, denying that [[autism]] is a hereditary ~~disease~~.		Chris therefore made several efforts to donate his sperm, all of which failed. Some time in the fall, he applied to be a sperm donor at Fairfax Cryobank. His application was rejected on 12 November, which he revealed on Facebook a week later. Typically, he blamed the facility for discriminating against autistic individuals, denying that [[autism]] is a hereditary condition.

	{{quote\|There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA, so the sperm bank is lying to its recipients when they "guarantee" their sperm. There is no way to reliably figure out which combinations of DNA from sperm and egg will likely give which results. Everybody is carrying something; so why discriminate against me, and by extension, other autistic people?		{{quote\|There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA, so the sperm bank is lying to its recipients when they "guarantee" their sperm. There is no way to reliably figure out which combinations of DNA from sperm and egg will likely give which results. Everybody is carrying something; so why discriminate against me, and by extension, other autistic people?

Mangolover887: /* Recycling */

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Recycling

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	Another tidbit revealed in the sex tapes was that when Chris mass debates, he makes sure to ejaculate into a [[Fapcup\|plastic cup]], to avoid making a mess.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#Chris on Masturbation and the Sex Joke]]</ref> Shortly after this news broke, talk began to grow that Chris actually drinks from this cup.		Another tidbit revealed in the sex tapes was that when Chris mass debates, he makes sure to ejaculate into a [[Fapcup\|plastic cup]], to avoid making a mess.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#Chris on Masturbation and the Sex Joke]]</ref> Shortly after this news broke, talk began to grow that Chris actually drinks from this cup.

	The initial assumption, given Chris's hard stance on [[homos]], was that Chris was a devout, fundamentalist Christian and therefore had a rigid interpretation of the Biblical story of [[Wikipedia:Onan\|Onan]]<ref>http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2205/what-exactly-was-the-sin-of-onan</ref> (This was before we found out Chris [[Chris and religion\|wouldn't know anything about the Bible]] unless he heard it on ''[[Family Guy]]''). Eventually the real reason was discovered: Chris believes that by ingesting his own sperm he can "recycle" it, so that none of his potential children are lost, and so that his "semen count" (presumably he meant "sperm count") remains high, as though everyone is born with a finite number of sperm that they can eventually run out of if they don't swallow more. He may have learned this about egg cells, which DO have a finite quantity, and confused the two.		The initial assumption, given Chris's hard stance on [[homos]], was that Chris was a devout, fundamentalist Christian and therefore had a rigid interpretation of the Biblical story of [[Wikipedia:Onan\|Onan]]<ref>http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2205/what-exactly-was-the-sin-of-onan</ref> (This was before we found out Chris [[Chris and religion\|wouldn't know anything about the Bible]] unless he heard it on ''[[Family Guy]]''). Eventually the real reason was discovered: Chris believes that by ingesting his own sperm he can "recycle" it, so that none of his potential children are lost, and so that his "semen count" (presumably he meant "sperm count") remains high, as though everyone is born with a finite number of sperm that they can eventually run out of if they don't swallow more. He may have learned this about egg cells, which DO have a finite quantity, and confused the two. An alternative theory is that Chris took this belief from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Emission Impossible", where Peter and Lois try to make another baby and Stewie tries to kill the sperm before they can fertilize an egg.

	For a time there was no concrete evidence to support this outrageous claim, so Chris wisely decided to confirm it as fact. Multiple times.		For a time there was no concrete evidence to support this outrageous claim, so Chris wisely decided to confirm it as fact. Multiple times.
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	'''Fapcup''' is [[troll]] slang for the plastic cup Chris used to drink his own [[semen]].		'''Fapcup''' is [[troll]] slang for the plastic cup Chris used to drink his own [[semen]].

	In [[Mailbag 30]], published on New Year's of [[2010]], Chris claimed he no longer drinks his own semen.<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Chris quit guzzling cum]]</ref>		In [[Mailbag 30]], published on New Year's of [[2010]], Chris claimed he no longer drinks his own semen.<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Chris quit guzzling cum]]</ref>

	==Donation==		==Donation==

WarnerBro at 22:33, 22 October 2023

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	[[Image:Recycle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yes, he really does it...]]		[[Image:Recycle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Yes, he really does it...]]

	When [[Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|insanity]] to this very day.		When [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|insanity]] to this very day.

	''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009. Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.		''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009. Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.
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	{{quote\|And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners...of the--their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle, but if, uh, you don--if you don--if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then, uh, then you don't have to do it.\|Chris, [[Chris and his ego\|giving everyone his permission to not swallow semen]], 28 April 2009}}		{{quote\|And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners...of the--their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle, but if, uh, you don--if you don--if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then, uh, then you don't have to do it.\|Chris, [[Chris and his ego\|giving everyone his permission to not swallow semen]], 28 April 2009}}

	Questions remain about his recycling plan. If he doesn't want to lose even a single unborn child, does that mean he plans to eventually father millions of children? Is he really dumb enough to believe his navy will survive digestion? (That's a rhetorical question.) And what happens to the comeuppance he wants to leave in his sweetheart's mouth? Does that magically teleport back where it came from, or can women get pregnant from oral sex? The world may never know.		Questions remain about his recycling plan. If he doesn't want to lose even a single unborn child, does that mean he plans to eventually father millions of children? Is he really dumb enough to believe [[Biology\|his navy will survive digestion]]? (That's a rhetorical question.) And what happens to the comeuppance he wants to leave in his sweetheart's mouth? Does that magically teleport back where it came from, or can women get pregnant from oral sex? The world may never know.

	In the Kacey calls, Chris has also suggested interest in drinking his semen for arousal:		In the Kacey calls, Chris has also suggested interest in drinking his semen for arousal:

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	'''Fapcup''' is [[troll]] slang for the plastic cup Chris used to drink his own [[semen]].		'''Fapcup''' is [[troll]] slang for the plastic cup Chris used to drink his own [[semen]].

	~~You can witness the utilization of the fapcup [http://www.filedropper.com/jizz here], but you don't want to.~~

	In [[Mailbag 30]], published on New Year's of [[2010]], Chris claimed he no longer drinks his own semen.<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Chris quit guzzling cum]]</ref>		In [[Mailbag 30]], published on New Year's of [[2010]], Chris claimed he no longer drinks his own semen.<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Chris quit guzzling cum]]</ref>

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	When [[Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|insanity]] to this very day.		When [[Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|insanity]] to this very day.

	''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009.~~<ref>http://www.slutload.com/watch/M20g7MWCNa5/Chris-chan-Fanta-and-Cum.html</ref>~~ Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.		''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009. Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.

	Just to make sure everyone on Earth knows about it, Chris later made a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|video]] admitting and justifying the existence of the cum-guzzling footage.		Just to make sure everyone on Earth knows about it, Chris later made a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|video]] admitting and justifying the existence of the cum-guzzling footage.

AAE: /* Comeuppance */

2022-10-24T03:04:39Z

Comeuppance

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	Despite being "[[honest]]" about [[sex]], Chris is sometimes uncomfortable saying "semen" and occasionally uses his own unique expurgated terms, shown below.		Despite being "[[honest]]" about [[sex]], Chris is sometimes uncomfortable saying "semen" and occasionally uses his own unique expurgated terms, shown below.

	==Comeuppance==		==Chris's slang terms for semen==
			===Comeuppance===
	In the context of sex (especially oral) with his [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[sweetheart]], Chris refers to ejaculation as "comeuppance," as seen here:		In the context of sex (especially oral) with his [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[sweetheart]], Chris refers to ejaculation as "comeuppance," as seen here:

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	Chris presumably coined the term because a) ejaculating can also be referred to as "coming", b) it goes "up" when it comes out of his bent [[duck]], and c) he's an [[Slow-in-the-minds\|idiot]]. However, this created a shitstorm when his sex tapes dropped, because [[Wikipedia:Webster's Dictionary\|Webster's]] defines comeuppance as "a deserved rebuke or penalty."<ref>http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comeuppance</ref> While Chris most likely heard this word and thought it would make a clever euphemism for "cum", the true meaning and its context seems to suggest an eerie [[Wikipedia:Freudian slip\|Freudian slip]].		Chris presumably coined the term because a) ejaculating can also be referred to as "coming", b) it goes "up" when it comes out of his bent [[duck]], and c) he's an [[Slow-in-the-minds\|idiot]]. However, this created a shitstorm when his sex tapes dropped, because [[Wikipedia:Webster's Dictionary\|Webster's]] defines comeuppance as "a deserved rebuke or penalty."<ref>http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comeuppance</ref> While Chris most likely heard this word and thought it would make a clever euphemism for "cum", the true meaning and its context seems to suggest an eerie [[Wikipedia:Freudian slip\|Freudian slip]].

			===Navy===
			Another [[CWC-ism]] for ejaculation is ''navy'', a reference to the fact that "semen" sounds like "seamen".<ref>[[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009]]</ref>

	==A tasty treat==		==A tasty treat==

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	When [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and ~~Reality~~\|insanity]] to this very day.		When [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and reality\|insanity]] to this very day.

	''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009. Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.		''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009. Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.

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	When [[Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|insanity]] to this very day.		When [[Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s\|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and Reality\|insanity]] to this very day.

	''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009.~~<ref>http://www.slutload.com/watch/M20g7MWCNa5/Chris-chan-Fanta-and-Cum.html</ref>~~ Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.		''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009. Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.

	Just to make sure everyone on Earth knows about it, Chris later made a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|video]] admitting and justifying the existence of the cum-guzzling footage.		Just to make sure everyone on Earth knows about it, Chris later made a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|video]] admitting and justifying the existence of the cum-guzzling footage.