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	~~== Sources ==~~		{{References}}
	~~<references />~~
	{{Love quest}}		{{Love quest}}

	[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]		[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

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List of known sex toys

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	==List of known sex toys==		==List of known sex toys==
	[[Image:VelvetTouchMasturbator.jpg\|thumb\|right\|"...a velvety smooth squeeze that your [[Cakefarts\|erection]] will crave again and again!"]]		[[Image:VelvetTouchMasturbator.jpg\|thumb\|right\|"...a velvety smooth squeeze that your [[Cakefarts\|erection]] will crave again and again!"]]
			[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|thumb\|right\|The harness Chris uses for tucking purposes.]]
	* Penis pump<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>		* Penis pump<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>
	* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|possibly KIA]])		* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|possibly KIA]])
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	* A&E Hot Action Lotion		* A&E Hot Action Lotion
	* Strap-on dildo. Chris bought this primarily in order to use the harness to tuck his genitalia, owing to his immense hatred of his own [[duck]], but at one point he did stick the detached dildo up his ass.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails]]</ref>		* Strap-on dildo. Chris bought this primarily in order to use the harness to tuck his genitalia, owing to his immense hatred of his own [[duck]], but at one point he did stick the detached dildo up his ass.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails]]</ref>
			* Pink dildo. [[Naught]] claimed someone had sent it to Chris in October 2020. It's unclear what Chris did with it.<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Ween sends Chris dildo]]</ref>
	[[~~File:ChrisContraption 02~~.~~JPG\|thumb\|right\|The harness~~ Chris ~~uses for tucking purposes~~.]]

	==Gallery of sex toy purchases==		==Gallery of sex toy purchases==

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Removing external links section, both links are dead and were not found in archive.org

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	When he was [[So Need a Cute Girl\|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]], [[Chris]] opted to simulate the experience of [[Chris and sex\|sex]] by purchasing several '''sex toys'''. Among some of his more notable sex toys are a vibrator and anal beads.		When he was [[So Need a Cute Girl\|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]], [[Chris]] opted to simulate the experience of [[Chris and sex\|sex]] by purchasing several '''sex toys'''. Among some of his more notable sex toys are a vibrator and anal beads.

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	== Sources ==		== Sources ==
	<references />		<references />

	~~==External links==~~
	*[http://loltheinterwebs.googlepages.com/chriswishlist.pdf Chris's wishlist on AdamEve.com]
	*<s>[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Chris fucking a sex doll]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
	{{Love quest}}		{{Love quest}}

	[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]		[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

PsychoNerd054: /* See also */

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Amanitie at 15:28, 6 May 2019

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	Although he bought his first toys at a Spencer's Gifts storefront, his provider of choice is [[Wikipedia:Adam & Eve (business)\|Adam & Eve]]. Chris claimed to the [[Sonichu Girls\|TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase]] that most of the toys he owns were sent by the online sex shop as gifts. However, considering the fact that Adam & Eve usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the [[homos\|content of the purchase]] (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them).		Although he bought his first toys at a Spencer's Gifts storefront, his provider of choice is [[Wikipedia:Adam & Eve (business)\|Adam & Eve]]. Chris claimed to the [[Sonichu Girls\|TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase]] that most of the toys he owns were sent by the online sex shop as gifts. However, considering the fact that Adam & Eve usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the [[homos\|content of the purchase]] (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them).

	Chris has also visited [[Charlottesville]] sex shop [[IRC (26 November 2008)\|Ultimate Bliss]], where he bought a chocolate-flavored condom in hopes of using it for his first time having sex with [[PandaHalo]]. In the aftermath of her untimely death in the Australian [[Brushfire ~~video~~\|brushfires]], it's not known what became of the condom (although there are some [[Recycling\|possibilities]]), or whether Chris has found a way to get himself banned from the store [[List of places that have banned Chris\|as he has so many other local retailers]].		Chris has also visited [[Charlottesville]] sex shop [[IRC (26 November 2008)\|Ultimate Bliss]], where he bought a chocolate-flavored condom in hopes of using it for his first time having sex with [[PandaHalo]]. In the aftermath of her untimely death in the Australian [[Brushfire Video\|brushfires]], it's not known what became of the condom (although there are some [[Recycling\|possibilities]]), or whether Chris has found a way to get himself banned from the store [[List of places that have banned Chris\|as he has so many other local retailers]].

	When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store in the [[Mailbag\|CWCipedia Mailbag]], Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin:		When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store in the [[Mailbag\|CWCipedia Mailbag]], Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin:

Amanitie at 15:26, 6 May 2019

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	When he was a [[virgin with rage]], [[Chris]] opted to simulate the experience of [[sex]] by purchasing several '''sex toys'''. Among some of his more notable sex toys are a vibrator and anal beads.		When he was [[So Need a Cute Girl\|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]], [[Chris]] opted to simulate the experience of [[Chris and sex\|sex]] by purchasing several '''sex toys'''. Among some of his more notable sex toys are a vibrator and anal beads.

	Although he bought his first toys at a Spencer's Gifts storefront, his provider of choice is [[Wikipedia:Adam & Eve (business)\|Adam & Eve]]. Chris claimed to the [[Sonichu Girls\|TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase]] that most of the toys he owns were sent by the online sex shop as gifts. However, considering the fact that Adam & Eve usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the [[homos\|content of the purchase]] (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them).		Although he bought his first toys at a Spencer's Gifts storefront, his provider of choice is [[Wikipedia:Adam & Eve (business)\|Adam & Eve]]. Chris claimed to the [[Sonichu Girls\|TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase]] that most of the toys he owns were sent by the online sex shop as gifts. However, considering the fact that Adam & Eve usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the [[homos\|content of the purchase]] (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them).

	Chris has also visited [[Charlottesville]] sex shop [[IRC (26 November 2008)\|Ultimate Bliss]], where he bought a chocolate-flavored condom in hopes of using it for his first time having sex with [[PandaHalo]]. In the aftermath of her untimely death in the Australian brushfires, it's not known what became of the condom (although there are some [[Recycling\|possibilities]]), or whether Chris has found a way to get himself banned from the store as he has so many other local retailers.		Chris has also visited [[Charlottesville]] sex shop [[IRC (26 November 2008)\|Ultimate Bliss]], where he bought a chocolate-flavored condom in hopes of using it for his first time having sex with [[PandaHalo]]. In the aftermath of her untimely death in the Australian [[Brushfire video\|brushfires]], it's not known what became of the condom (although there are some [[Recycling\|possibilities]]), or whether Chris has found a way to get himself banned from the store [[List of places that have banned Chris\|as he has so many other local retailers]].

	When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store in the [[Mailbag\|CWCipedia Mailbag]], Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin:		When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store in the [[Mailbag\|CWCipedia Mailbag]], Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin:
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	* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|possibly KIA]])		* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|possibly KIA]])
	* Four sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], a [http://web.archive.org/web/20071110192819/http://www.adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Love-Dolls/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.aspx Booty Licious Love Doll] and a [http://web.archive.org/web/20170923233541/http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-yumi-asian-anime-doll-15164.aspx Yumi Asian Anime Doll] (used on [[Chris and Jackie's Date]].) His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath his considerable girth. He stated in a chat with [[Vanessa]] that "After a while of putting [[Obesity\|my weight]] carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." In a chat with [[Jackie]], he said the Booty Licious doll suffered the same fate, and that his dolls lasted "at most 27 intercourses".<ref>[[Jackie Chat 1]]</ref> In 2014 he revealed to Catherine that he still owned a "deflated" sex doll, but that he hadn't used it in months, and wasn't very interested in "non-living things."<ref>[[Catherine E-mails]]</ref>		* Four sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], a [http://web.archive.org/web/20071110192819/http://www.adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Love-Dolls/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.aspx Booty Licious Love Doll] and a [http://web.archive.org/web/20170923233541/http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-yumi-asian-anime-doll-15164.aspx Yumi Asian Anime Doll] (used on [[Chris and Jackie's Date]].) His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath his considerable girth. He stated in a chat with [[Vanessa]] that "After a while of putting [[Obesity\|my weight]] carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." In a chat with [[Jackie]], he said the Booty Licious doll suffered the same fate, and that his dolls lasted "at most 27 intercourses".<ref>[[Jackie Chat 1]]</ref> In 2014 he revealed to Catherine that he still owned a "deflated" sex doll, but that he hadn't used it in months, and wasn't very interested in "non-living things."<ref>[[Catherine E-mails]]</ref>
	* Anal beads – Chris used these once. Describing the experience during a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|PSN chat]], he explained that they became "covered in poo," and he threw them away.		* Anal beads – Chris used these once. Describing the experience during a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|PSN chat]], he explained that they became "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|covered in poo]]," and he threw them away.
	* Dildo – Gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>		* Dildo – Gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>
	* Three different penis rings (Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring, Silicone Superstud Power Ring, and Ringo's Cock Ring)		* Three different penis rings (Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring, Silicone Superstud Power Ring, and Ringo's Cock Ring)

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List of known sex toys: replacing dead links with archive versions

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	* Penis pump<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>		* Penis pump<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>
	* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|possibly KIA]])		* Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009\|possibly KIA]])
	* Four sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], a [http://www.adameve.com/~~adult~~-~~sex~~-~~toys~~/~~love~~-~~dolls~~/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.~~asp~~ Booty Licious Love Doll] and a [http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-yumi-asian-anime-doll-15164.aspx Yumi Asian Anime Doll] (used on [[Chris and Jackie's Date]].) His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath his considerable girth. He stated in a chat with [[Vanessa]] that "After a while of putting [[Obesity\|my weight]] carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." In a chat with [[Jackie]], he said the Booty Licious doll suffered the same fate, and that his dolls lasted "at most 27 intercourses".<ref>[[Jackie Chat 1]]</ref> In 2014 he revealed to Catherine that he still owned a "deflated" sex doll, but that he hadn't used it in months, and wasn't very interested in "non-living things."<ref>[[Catherine E-mails]]</ref>		* Four sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], a [http://web.archive.org/web/20071110192819/http://www.adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/Love-Dolls/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.aspx Booty Licious Love Doll] and a [http://web.archive.org/web/20170923233541/http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-yumi-asian-anime-doll-15164.aspx Yumi Asian Anime Doll] (used on [[Chris and Jackie's Date]].) His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath his considerable girth. He stated in a chat with [[Vanessa]] that "After a while of putting [[Obesity\|my weight]] carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." In a chat with [[Jackie]], he said the Booty Licious doll suffered the same fate, and that his dolls lasted "at most 27 intercourses".<ref>[[Jackie Chat 1]]</ref> In 2014 he revealed to Catherine that he still owned a "deflated" sex doll, but that he hadn't used it in months, and wasn't very interested in "non-living things."<ref>[[Catherine E-mails]]</ref>
	* Anal beads – Chris used these once. Describing the experience during a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|PSN chat]], he explained that they became "covered in poo," and he threw them away.		* Anal beads – Chris used these once. Describing the experience during a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|PSN chat]], he explained that they became "covered in poo," and he threw them away.
	* Dildo – Gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>		* Dildo – Gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>
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	[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|thumb\|right\|The harness Chris uses for tucking purposes.]]		[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|thumb\|right\|The harness Chris uses for tucking purposes.]]

	==Gallery of sex toy purchases==		==Gallery of sex toy purchases==

Zillachu: /* 2015 egg vibrators */

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	==2015 egg vibrators==		==2015 egg vibrators==
	On 4 [[December 2015]], Chris revealed to all that he bought a set of vibrators- not for sexual purposes, but as a tool to increase the size of his breasts. Scientifically, the helpfulness of this technique has been disputed, but Chris himself favors this method so far and notices a difference in the size of his breasts.		On 4 [[December 2015]], Chris revealed to all that he bought a set of vibrators- not for sexual purposes, but as a tool to increase the size of his breasts. Scientifically, the helpfulness of this technique has been disputed (if not barely considered by the scientific community at all), but Chris himself favors this method so far and notices a difference in the size of his breasts.

	==See also==		==See also==

Don'tCallAnybody at 00:05, 5 December 2015

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	Image:Adameve 07-12-26.PNG\|Where Chris buys Kimmi.		Image:Adameve 07-12-26.PNG\|Where Chris buys Kimmi.
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			==2015 egg vibrators==
			On 4 [[December 2015]], Chris revealed to all that he bought a set of vibrators- not for sexual purposes, but as a tool to increase the size of his breasts. Scientifically, the helpfulness of this technique has been disputed, but Chris himself favors this method so far and notices a difference in the size of his breasts.

	==See also==		==See also==

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	*[[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases]]		*[[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases]]
			*[[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass]]
	*[[Officer Nasty]]		*[[Officer Nasty]]
	*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]		*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]

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	*[[Plush Breasts]]		*[[Plush Breasts]]
			*[[Negligee]]

	== Sources ==		== Sources ==

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	Although he bought his first toys at a Spencer's Gifts storefront, his provider of choice is [[Wikipedia:Adam & Eve (business)\|Adam & Eve]]. Chris claimed to the [[Sonichu Girls\|TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase]] that most of the toys he owns were sent by the online sex shop as gifts. However, considering the fact that Adam & Eve usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the [[homos\|content of the purchase]] (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them).		Although he bought his first toys at a Spencer's Gifts storefront, his provider of choice is [[Wikipedia:Adam & Eve (business)\|Adam & Eve]]. Chris claimed to the [[Sonichu Girls\|TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase]] that most of the toys he owns were sent by the online sex shop as gifts. However, considering the fact that Adam & Eve usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the [[homos\|content of the purchase]] (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them).

	Chris has also visited [[Charlottesville]] sex shop [[IRC (26 November 2008)\|Ultimate Bliss]], where he bought a chocolate-flavored condom in hopes of using it for his first time having sex with [[PandaHalo]]. In the aftermath of her untimely death in the Australian [[Brushfire ~~video~~\|brushfires]], it's not known what became of the condom (although there are some [[Recycling\|possibilities]]), or whether Chris has found a way to get himself banned from the store [[List of places that have banned Chris\|as he has so many other local retailers]].		Chris has also visited [[Charlottesville]] sex shop [[IRC (26 November 2008)\|Ultimate Bliss]], where he bought a chocolate-flavored condom in hopes of using it for his first time having sex with [[PandaHalo]]. In the aftermath of her untimely death in the Australian [[Brushfire Video\|brushfires]], it's not known what became of the condom (although there are some [[Recycling\|possibilities]]), or whether Chris has found a way to get himself banned from the store [[List of places that have banned Chris\|as he has so many other local retailers]].

	When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store in the [[Mailbag\|CWCipedia Mailbag]], Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin:		When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store in the [[Mailbag\|CWCipedia Mailbag]], Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin: