Slow-in-the-minds - Revision history

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	Chris's use of this term has evolved over the years. Early on, he pointedly distinguished between the "slow-minded" and himself. In late 2009 and onward, however, he began referring to himself as "a little slow" or "sometimes slow", once he discovered he could use it as an excuse for his many failings.		Chris's use of this term has evolved over the years. Early on, he pointedly distinguished between the "slow-minded" and himself. In late 2009 and onward, however, he began referring to himself as "a little slow" or "sometimes slow", once he discovered he could use it as an excuse for his many failings.

	* In [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris described his peers on his school bus as "slow-in-the-minds."		* In [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris described his peers on his school bus as "nutty slow-in-the-minds."
	* In [[Sub-Episode 6]], when exploring the ecology of the [[Jerkop]], Chris noted that "slow-minded people" are susceptible to becoming Mary Lee Walsh's rent-a-cop slaves. He added that because he is, of course, not slow-in-the-mind, he is immune to the "hypno-gun" that brainwashes the Jerkops.		* In [[Sub-Episode 6]], when exploring the ecology of the [[Jerkop]], Chris noted that "slow-minded people" are susceptible to becoming Mary Lee Walsh's rent-a-cop slaves. He added that because he is, of course, not slow-in-the-mind, he is immune to the "hypno-gun" that brainwashes the Jerkops.
	* [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]] featured, among other things, Chris attempting to correct the "misconception" that he is a "slow-minded person."		* [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]] featured, among other things, Chris attempting to correct the "misconception" that he is a "slow-minded person."

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]] ~~unlike his highly intelligent half-siblings or most of the people he hates~~.		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]] unlike his highly intelligent half-siblings or most of the people he hates.

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]]~~, despite being born into a fairly intelligent family~~.		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]], despite being born into a fairly intelligent family.

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|~~his own mental aptitude is dubious~~]].		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	{{quote\|~~'''~~I am Sometimes Retarded~~'''~~.\|[[Chris]]~~, on himself.~~<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}		{{quote\|I am Sometimes Retarded.\|[[Chris]]<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}
	{{quote\|I'm POSSIBLY retarded...\|Chris ~~on his intellect,~~ [[Mumble 9.5]]}}		{{quote\|I'm POSSIBLY retarded...\|Chris<ref>[[Mumble 9.5]]</ref>}}
	{{quote\|I'M RETARDED.\|Chris, [[~~exposing~~ Jeff]].}}		{{quote\|I'M RETARDED.\|Chris<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>}}

	{{Quote\|I do not feel comfortable associating with other autistic people, especially the non-high-funcional [sic]; it would be like looking through a Window to Hell to me.\|Chris on other autistic people, [[IRC (17 December 2008)]]}}		{{Quote\|I do not feel comfortable associating with other autistic people, especially the non-high-funcional [sic]; it would be like looking through a Window to Hell to me.\|Chris on other autistic people, [[IRC (17 December 2008)]]}}

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	[[File:That-cwc-look.jpg \|thumb\|200px\|Chris, thinking.]]		[[File:That-cwc-look.jpg \|thumb\|200px\|Chris, thinking.]]

	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, of course). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|his own mental aptitude is dubious]].		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|his own mental aptitude is dubious]].

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	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|his own mental aptitude is dubious]].		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|his own mental aptitude is dubious]].

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

	Despite that he seems to barely consider low-functioning autistics human, Chris often styles himself as a spokesperson for autism, making a stand against [[Asperger syndrome]] in the non-existent conflict between autism and Aspergers. This delusion is made most apparent in the [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)\|CWCipedia article on Aspergers]]. It has been suggested that Chris says these things to make himself look good, and also to complain that he should be receiving the care and attention that those with Aspergers receive.		Despite that he seems to barely consider low-functioning autistics human, Chris often styles himself as a spokesperson for autism, making a stand against [[Asperger syndrome]] in the non-existent conflict between autism and Aspergers. This delusion is made most apparent in the [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)\|CWCipedia article on Aspergers]]. It has been suggested that Chris says these things to make himself look good, and also to complain that he should be receiving the care and attention that those with Aspergers receive.

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	* Talking about his high school days in the [[Lars Call]], Chris said, "Yeah, I got pretty much tormented for my autism and considerable slow-mindedness, that has happened to me before."		* Talking about his high school days in the [[Lars Call]], Chris said, "Yeah, I got pretty much tormented for my autism and considerable slow-mindedness, that has happened to me before."
	* Chris admitted to his private Facebook friends in [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#I Don't Know\|February 2012]], "I'm slow on the take sometimes to often."		* Chris admitted to his private Facebook friends in [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#I Don't Know\|February 2012]], "I'm slow on the take sometimes to often."
	* At their December 2014 [[Catherine#The bowling outing\|bowling outing]], Chris told [[Catherine]] and her cousin Al that the person responsible for the paperwork allowing him and his mother to move back into [[14 Branchland Court]] after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]] was "a senile slow-in-the-mind."		* At their December 2014 [[Catherine#The bowling outing\|bowling outing]], Chris told [[Catherine]] and her [[Cousin Al\|cousin Al]] that the person responsible for the paperwork allowing him and his mother to move back into [[14 Branchland Court]] after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]] was "a senile slow-in-the-mind."

	== Sources ==		== Sources ==

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]] ~~unlike his highly intelligent half-siblings or most of the people he hates~~.		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]] unlike his highly intelligent half-siblings or most of the people he hates.

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]]~~, despite being born into a fairly intelligent family~~.		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]], despite being born into a fairly intelligent family.

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.

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	"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".		"'''Slow-in-the-minds'''" and "'''slow-minded'''" are [[CWC-isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] himself, [[Ego\|of course]]). The term was first seen in a 1999 [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Help_This_Unborn_Child\|high school assignment]] about prenatal development, where Chris identified various factors that could cause newborn children to have "slow minds". It also showed up in his school project "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]".

	"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|~~his own mental aptitude is dubious~~]].		"Slow-in-the-minds" hits a fine trifecta of points. One, it displays Chris's [[Ego\|arrogance]], seeing as how it applies to so many classes of people, all of whom he considers "slower" than he. Two, it shows Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|lip-service attention to fitting into society]], it sounds incredibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the mind" when [[Honor roll\|he never was the brightest candle on the cake]].

	In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.		In a number of responses from the [[Mailbag]], Chris has explained that he finds the mentally challenged (especially those with physical [[duck\|deformities]]) creepy, likening them to zombies.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped\|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias\|Mailbag 11]]</ref> In [[June 2013]], when someone on the [[CWCki Forums]] suggested that Chris date someone who was "mildly mentally retarded," Chris replied, "would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a 'Special Girl'? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?"<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?]]</ref> Chris's bigotry extends to his fellow [[Autism\|autistics]] — he speaks in incredibly cruel and derisive terms about the various mental and physical problems that are thrust upon these innocent individuals, whereas he, as a self-proclaimed "[[Chris and his Ego\|high-functioning]]" autistic, is pure and clean.