Son-Chu - Revision history

Master: Chris doesn't even consider this Son-Chu

2026-04-19T05:07:49Z

Chris doesn't even consider this Son-Chu

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 ===The Mitsu===
 [[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.
 ==In the comic==

Master: /* Iterations of Son-Chu */

2026-04-19T04:37:56Z

Iterations of Son-Chu

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	==Iterations of Son-Chu==		==Iterations of Son-Chu==
	===Chevrolet Impala===		===Chevrolet Impala===
	In the [[December 2023 livestreams]], Chris said that "around [[2000]] Son-Chu had taken the form of a Chevrolet imp in blue." In 2025, Chris confirmed that Son-Chu's first form was a blue [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Impala#Seventh_generation_(Impala_SS,_1994–1996)\|Chevy Impala]], presumably the 1994–96 Impala SS model.<ref>[[~~CWC Blog (Cwclight)~~]]</ref>		In the [[December 2023 livestreams]], Chris said that "around [[2000]] Son-Chu had taken the form of a Chevrolet imp in blue." In 2025, Chris confirmed that Son-Chu's first form was a blue [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Impala#Seventh_generation_(Impala_SS,_1994–1996)\|Chevy Impala]], presumably the 1994–96 Impala SS model.<ref>[[The Autobots of Cwcville]]</ref>

	===Ford Escort===		===Ford Escort===

Eamoo: /* Chevrolet Aveo */

2026-03-05T23:37:41Z

Chevrolet Aveo

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	Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Aveo_(T200)#T250\|Chevrolet Aveo (T250)]]. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>		Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Aveo_(T200)#T250\|Chevrolet Aveo (T250)]]. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

	According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 [[August 2023]], has 138,482 miles, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref>		According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 [[August 2023]], has 138,482 miles (222,865 km), and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref>
	[[File:IMG 8573.jpg\|thumb\|150px]]		[[File:IMG 8573.jpg\|thumb\|150px]]
	[[Naïve\|Instead of reporting his SONICHU license plate as stolen]], Chris opted for a brand new plate with the misspelling SONCIHU. The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] himself.		[[Naïve\|Instead of reporting his SONICHU license plate as stolen]], Chris opted for a brand new plate with the misspelling 'SONCIHU.' The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] himself.

	On 4 [[September 2023]], the Aveo was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court]]</ref> On 19 [[September 2023\|September]], the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref>		On 4 [[September 2023]], the Aveo was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court]]</ref> On 19 [[September 2023\|September]], the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref>

Eamoo: km

2026-03-05T23:36:08Z

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	[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]		[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]

	Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money\|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil\|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.		Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money\|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil\|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles (420,000 km) on it.

	===Cadillac Seville===		===Cadillac Seville===

Master: /* Chevrolet Aveo */ I'll reference the review video as well

2026-01-28T22:22:35Z

Chevrolet Aveo: I'll reference the review video as well

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	Chris's car has been sighted at a [[Big Island]] house which is co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC. It was first observed there by a Google Streetview camera in [[October 2023]] which captured an image of the car parked with a tarp over it (but with a wheel visible). Subsequently, in [[November 2023\|November]], a Discord user photographed a clear image of the car - showing the license plates were covered while parked at the home. In [[May 2024]], a [[Reddit]] user would take photographs of the car at the home showing that the license plates were no longer covered.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1cvu4zt/chris_chan_car_sighting/ ([https://archive.ph/gFAVz archive])</ref>		Chris's car has been sighted at a [[Big Island]] house which is co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC. It was first observed there by a Google Streetview camera in [[October 2023]] which captured an image of the car parked with a tarp over it (but with a wheel visible). Subsequently, in [[November 2023\|November]], a Discord user photographed a clear image of the car - showing the license plates were covered while parked at the home. In [[May 2024]], a [[Reddit]] user would take photographs of the car at the home showing that the license plates were no longer covered.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1cvu4zt/chris_chan_car_sighting/ ([https://archive.ph/gFAVz archive])</ref>

	According to Chris, this car is Autobot Soldier Clyde.<ref>[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Son-Chu's powers and abilities]]</ref>		According to Chris, this car is Autobot Soldier Clyde.<ref>[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Son-Chu's powers and abilities]]</ref><ref>[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde]]</ref>

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Master: /* Chevrolet Aveo */

2026-01-28T22:18:27Z

Chevrolet Aveo

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	Chris's car has been sighted at a [[Big Island]] house which is co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC. It was first observed there by a Google Streetview camera in [[October 2023]] which captured an image of the car parked with a tarp over it (but with a wheel visible). Subsequently, in [[November 2023\|November]], a Discord user photographed a clear image of the car - showing the license plates were covered while parked at the home. In [[May 2024]], a [[Reddit]] user would take photographs of the car at the home showing that the license plates were no longer covered.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1cvu4zt/chris_chan_car_sighting/ ([https://archive.ph/gFAVz archive])</ref>		Chris's car has been sighted at a [[Big Island]] house which is co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC. It was first observed there by a Google Streetview camera in [[October 2023]] which captured an image of the car parked with a tarp over it (but with a wheel visible). Subsequently, in [[November 2023\|November]], a Discord user photographed a clear image of the car - showing the license plates were covered while parked at the home. In [[May 2024]], a [[Reddit]] user would take photographs of the car at the home showing that the license plates were no longer covered.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1cvu4zt/chris_chan_car_sighting/ ([https://archive.ph/gFAVz archive])</ref>

			According to Chris, this car is Autobot Soldier Clyde.<ref>[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Son-Chu's powers and abilities]]</ref>

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KennyOfHrub: /* Handicap parking permit */

2025-12-01T15:41:09Z

Handicap parking permit

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	==Handicap parking permit==		==Handicap parking permit==
	Being a [[~~high-functioning~~ autistic~~]] [[male~~]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.		Being [[Autism\|autistic]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

	Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014\|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.		Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014\|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

Ayumu Kasuga: /* Vanity plate */

2025-10-23T21:36:12Z

Vanity plate

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	[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png\|thumb\|200px\|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]		[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png\|thumb\|200px\|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]

	The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate\|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)\|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations\|United Nations]]) and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler\|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>		The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate\|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)\|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations\|United Nations]])<ref>[[Get in touch with Bobby C]]</ref> and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler\|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

	Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.		Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

PracticeBot13: Wrong place.

2025-08-30T23:01:28Z

Wrong place.

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	[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|Second Son-Chu.]]		[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|Second Son-Chu.]]
	A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)\|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary\|Mumble 10]]</ref>		A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)\|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary\|Mumble 10]]</ref>

			[[File:126473378631.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Artist's depiction of Chris racing in the virgin-mobile.]]

	Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN\|important]] [[Sex toys\|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump\|screw]].		Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN\|important]] [[Sex toys\|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump\|screw]].
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	* "[[Pedofork\|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition\|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|appreciate]] his endorsement.		* "[[Pedofork\|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition\|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|appreciate]] his endorsement.
	* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.		* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

	~~[[File:126473378631.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Artist's depiction of Chris racing in the virgin-mobile.]]~~

	As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys\|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion\|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.		As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys\|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion\|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

PracticeBot13 at 23:00, 30 August 2025

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	* "[[Pedofork\|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition\|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|appreciate]] his endorsement.		* "[[Pedofork\|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition\|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|appreciate]] his endorsement.
	* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.		* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

			[[File:126473378631.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Artist's depiction of Chris racing in the virgin-mobile.]]

	As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys\|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion\|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.		As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys\|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion\|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

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	Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Aveo_(T200)#T250\|Chevrolet Aveo (T250)]]. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>		Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Aveo_(T200)#T250\|Chevrolet Aveo (T250)]]. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

	According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 [[August 2023]], has 138,482 miles, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref>		According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 [[August 2023]], has 138,482 miles (222,865 km), and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref>
	[[File:IMG 8573.jpg\|thumb\|150px]]		[[File:IMG 8573.jpg\|thumb\|150px]]
	[[Naïve\|Instead of reporting his SONICHU license plate as stolen]], Chris opted for a brand new plate with the misspelling SONCIHU. The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] himself.		[[Naïve\|Instead of reporting his SONICHU license plate as stolen]], Chris opted for a brand new plate with the misspelling 'SONCIHU.' The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] himself.

	On 4 [[September 2023]], the Aveo was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court]]</ref> On 19 [[September 2023\|September]], the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref>		On 4 [[September 2023]], the Aveo was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court]]</ref> On 19 [[September 2023\|September]], the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref>

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	[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png\|thumb\|200px\|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]		[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png\|thumb\|200px\|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]

	The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate\|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)\|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations\|United Nations]]) and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler\|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>		The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate\|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)\|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations\|United Nations]])<ref>[[Get in touch with Bobby C]]</ref> and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler\|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

	Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.		Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

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	[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|Second Son-Chu.]]		[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|Second Son-Chu.]]
	A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)\|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary\|Mumble 10]]</ref>		A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)\|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary\|Mumble 10]]</ref>

			[[File:126473378631.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Artist's depiction of Chris racing in the virgin-mobile.]]

	Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN\|important]] [[Sex toys\|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump\|screw]].		Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN\|important]] [[Sex toys\|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump\|screw]].
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	* "[[Pedofork\|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition\|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|appreciate]] his endorsement.		* "[[Pedofork\|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition\|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|appreciate]] his endorsement.
	* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.		* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

	~~[[File:126473378631.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Artist's depiction of Chris racing in the virgin-mobile.]]~~

	As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys\|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion\|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.		As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys\|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion\|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.