Son-Chu Review Skit Redux - Revision history

Master: /* Emgo gave Optimus Prime too many Pizza Bagles */

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Emgo gave Optimus Prime too many Pizza Bagles

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	{{Infobox/video		{{Infobox/video
	\| name =		\| name = Emgo gave Optimus Prime too many Pizza Bagles
	\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|9j6z_L9zZnw}}		\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|9j6z_L9zZnw}}
	\| stardate = 19 [[December 2025]]		\| stardate = 19 [[December 2025]]

Master: /* Edits */

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 ====Transcript====

Master at 19:22, 7 January 2026

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	'''Chris:''' Okay, breaking the fourth wall here. Have a good day, all of you. Thank you.		'''Chris:''' Okay, breaking the fourth wall here. Have a good day, all of you. Thank you.

			==Edits==
			===PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers===
			On 29 [[September 2025]], Chris uploaded an edit of the ''Son-Chu Review Skit Redux''. The video features badly edited, repetitively looped audio and video throughout.

			{{Infobox/video
			\| name = PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers
			\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|ZN8VUhu71Po}}
			\| stardate = 29 [[September 2025]]
			\| subject = {{Trollsicon\|text}}
			\| style = {{Reason\|text}} {{Crazy\|text}}
			\| previous = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork]]
			\| next = [[Breaking the Veil]]
			}}

			====Transcript====

			[''One of Chris's Transformers characters, [[Chris and cameras\|half out of frame]], addresses the viewer.'']

			'''Alpha Trion:''' [[Emgo316\|YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS!]] YOUNG WARRIORS! [[Speech impediment\|Lishen]] to me now! Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now! For my advice is relevant to today's standards. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG W-[''audio cut''] Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now!

			[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.'']

			'''Alpha Trion:''' [[Honor roll\|Ignorance is truly bliss]] against thy foes. When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, report all the haters, and all fakers, on the social media. Report all the haters, all the haters, all the haters. Report all fakers, all fakers, all fakers. And block them all.

			[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now half out of frame.'']

			'''Alpha Trion:''' [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge\|YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS!]]

			[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.'']

			'''Alpha Trion:''' When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, report all the haters, and all fakers, on the social media. Report all the haters, all the haters, all the haters. Report all fakers, all fakers, all fakers. And block them all. Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.

			[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now half out of frame.'']

			'''Alpha Trion:''' [[Things Chris has ripped off\|YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS!]]

			[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.'']

			'''Alpha Trion:''' Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes. Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.

			[''Cut to Son-Chu.'']

			'''Son-Chu:''' Eh. I wonder what he means by that?

			[''Cut back to the original Transformer, half out of frame.'']

			'''Alpha Trion:''' [[Random-access humour\|YOUNG WARRIORS!]] Lishen to me now!

			[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.'']

			'''Alpha Trion:''' When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.

			[''Cut to Son-Chu.'']

			'''Son-Chu:''' He's right ya know. 'E's right- 'E's right- 'E's right. So you po- so you find a hater, somebody that's just giving you really bad commentary. Ignore them, ignore them, ignore them. Ignore all the comments that are not beneficial. Ignore them, ignore them, ignore them, ignore all the comments that are not beneficial. And all you haters and fakers, stop it. Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and faking on yourselves and start being honest and good- Start being honest and good- Start being honest and good- Start being honest and good, with others ''and'' yourself. All right? All right? Stop hating and fake- Start being honest and good with others, and yourself. 'S enough about that.

			===Now Go Forth!===
			On 27 [[November 2025]], Chris uploaded another edit similar to ''PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers''. The video features badly edited, repetitively looped audio and video throughout.

			{{Infobox/video
			\| name = Now Go Forth!
			\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|uohWiVYVLuU}}
			\| stardate = 27 [[November 2025]]
			\| subject =
			\| style = {{Reason\|text}} {{Crazy\|text}}
			\| previous = [[I am the Optimist, my name is Optimus]]
			\| next = [[Go_Transformers_-_Theme_of_Transformers_of_Cwcville_-_Music_Video#Fixed_Fixed_Version\|JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video (fixed fixed)]]
			}}

			====Transcript====
			{{Transcript}}

	==Update==		==Update==

Master at 13:18, 3 January 2026

2026-01-03T13:18:22Z

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	[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']		[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

	Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}		Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

	==Update with Subtitles==		==Update with Subtitles==
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	[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']		[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

	Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}		Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

	{{References}}		{{References}}

Master: /* Update */

2025-12-28T15:15:07Z

Update

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	==Update==		==Update==
	Chris uploaded an updated version on 3 [[December 2025]], edited to add zoom ins.		Chris uploaded an updated version on 3 [[December 2025]], edited to add zoom ins and replace sounds from Chris's mouth with sound effects.

	{{Infobox/video		{{Infobox/video

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Update */

2025-12-08T02:54:16Z

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	\| name = Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated		\| name = Son Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated

	\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|_zTPfWOCamk}}		\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|_zTPfWOCamk}}

Master at 03:07, 6 December 2025

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	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]]\|nextlink=[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu]]}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]]\|nextlink=[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu]]}}
	[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2024]]		[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2024]]
			[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2025]]

Master at 03:00, 6 December 2025

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	===Description===		===Description===
	{{quotebox\|Classic Titans Return Son-Chu Review Video		{{quotebox\|Classic Titans Return Son-Chu Review Video<br>
	• Retro Review: Titans Return Son-Chu Review		[''Links to [[Retro Review: Titans Return Son-Chu Review]]'']

	JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video		JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
	Subtitled:		Subtitled:<br>
	~~• JCWCSP~~ Go Transformers - Theme of ~~Transfor...~~		[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version\|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

	No Subtitles:		No Subtitles:<br>
	• Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of~~...~~		[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

	Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video		Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
	Subtitled:		Subtitled:<br>
	• Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of~~...~~		[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

	No Subtitles		No Subtitles<br>
	• Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of~~...~~		[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

	Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures:		Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures:<br>
	~~• Transformers Legacy United Merged Cwclight...~~		[''Link to playlist'']

	Playlist for Medatron:		Playlist for Medatron:<br>
	~~• Transformers Legacy United Merged - Medatron~~		[''Link to playlist'']

	Playlist for Punicrackder-V:		Playlist for Punicrackder-V:<br>
	~~• Transformers Legacy United Merged - Punicr...~~		[''Link to playlist'']

	Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist:		Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist:<br>
	~~• Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging~~		[''Link to playlist'']

	Follow me on BlueSky:		Follow me on BlueSky:<br>
	~~https://bsky.app/~~profile~~/cpujcwcsprim...~~		[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

	You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore		You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore<br>
	~~https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/~~		[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

	Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store		Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store<br>
	~~https://officialsonichu.com/~~		[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

	Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store		Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store<br>
	~~https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...~~		[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

	Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}		Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}
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	{{quotebox\|Subtitled for the hearing and esoteric impaired.		{{quotebox\|Subtitled for the hearing and esoteric impaired.

	Classic Titans Return Son-Chu Review Video		Classic Titans Return Son-Chu Review Video<br>
	• Retro Review: Titans Return Son-Chu Review		[''Links to [[Retro Review: Titans Return Son-Chu Review]]'']

	JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video		JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
	Subtitled:		Subtitled:<br>
	~~• JCWCSP~~ Go Transformers - Theme of ~~Transfor...~~		[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version\|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

	No Subtitles:		No Subtitles:<br>
	• Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of~~...~~		[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

	Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video		Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
	Subtitled:		Subtitled:<br>
	• Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of~~...~~		[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

	No Subtitles		No Subtitles<br>
	• Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of~~...~~		[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

	Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures:		Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures:<br>
	~~• Transformers Legacy United Merged Cwclight...~~		[''Link to playlist'']

	Playlist for Medatron:		Playlist for Medatron:<br>
	~~• Transformers Legacy United Merged - Medatron~~		[''Link to playlist'']

	Playlist for Punicrackder-V:		Playlist for Punicrackder-V:<br>
	~~• Transformers Legacy United Merged - Punicr...~~		[''Link to playlist'']

	Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist:		Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist:<br>
	~~• Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging~~		[''Link to playlist'']

	Follow me on BlueSky:		Follow me on BlueSky:<br>
	~~https://bsky.app/~~profile~~/cpujcwcsprim...~~		[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

	You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore		You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore<br>
	~~https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/~~		[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

	Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store		Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store<br>
	~~https://officialsonichu.com/~~		[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

	Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store		Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store<br>
	~~https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...~~		[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

	Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}		Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}

Master: /* Update with Subtitles */

2025-12-06T02:41:24Z

Update with Subtitles

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	\| shirt =		\| shirt =
	\| previous = [[Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie ~~Plus Subtitles~~]]		\| previous = [[Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie]]
	\| next = [[Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated]]		\| next = [[Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated]]
	}}		}}

Master at 02:25, 6 December 2025

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	\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|K3me61MAwuA}}		\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|K3me61MAwuA}}
	\| stardate = 28 [[November 2024]]		\| stardate = 28 [[November 2024]]
	\| subject = ~~{{Marketing\|text}}~~		\| subject =
	\| Saga = ~~{{Revelations\|text}},~~ {{Praetor\|text}}		\| Saga = {{Praetor\|text}}
	\| previous = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba Lumba#3rd upload\|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba Lumba]]		\| previous = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba Lumba#3rd upload\|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba Lumba]]
	\| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu]]		\| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu]]
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	\| style =		\| style =
	\| saga = {{~~Revelations~~\|text}}		\| saga = {{Praetor\|text}}
	\| shirt =		\| shirt =
	\| previous = [[Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated Subtitled]]		\| previous = [[Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated Subtitled]]
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	\| stardate = 3 [[December 2025]]		\| stardate = 3 [[December 2025]]
	\| subject = ~~{{Music\|text}}~~		\| subject =
	\| style =		\| style =
	\| saga = {{~~Revelations~~\|text}}		\| saga = {{Praetor\|text}}
	\| shirt =		\| shirt =
	\| previous = [[Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]		\| previous = [[Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]