Sonic Totem - Revision history

Eamoo at 12:06, 23 July 2025

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	[[Image:Sonicfail.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|<span style="font-family: papyrus;">Praise god Sonichu! Praise lord Chris-Chan!</span>]]		[[Image:Sonicfail.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|<span style="font-family: papyrus;">Praise god Sonichu! Praise lord Chris-Chan!</span>]]
	The '''Sonic Totem''' is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. Created by [[Chris]] in [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School\|middle school]] and made out of papier-mâché, it is one of the oldest known Christorical Artefacts, as well as one of the oldest known artefacts to have survived the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]].		The '''Sonic Totem''' is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. Created by [[Chris]] in [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School\|middle school]] (1993-96) and made out of papier-mâché, it is one of the oldest known Christorical Artefacts, as well as one of the oldest known artefacts to have survived the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]].

	Originally, the totem was joined by an effigy in the form of a plate depicting Sonic. It is currently unknown if this has also survived.		Originally, the totem was joined by an effigy in the form of a plate depicting [[Sonic]]. It is currently unknown if this has also survived.

	[[Image:Totem2.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|The totem appearing in a 2010 image of Chris's lair.]]		[[Image:Totem2.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|The totem appearing in a 2010 image of Chris's lair.]]

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	[[Image:Sonicfail.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|		[[Image:Sonicfail.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|<span style="font-family: papyrus;">Praise god Sonichu! Praise lord Chris-Chan!</span>]]
	Ṗ͌ͤͯr̹̝͉͂͆a̬̔̅͗̇͢i̠̣͎͎͚̊͆̊s̜̞̺̅ͩͧ̉e̤̥̳̫͚̤ͯ̔͛͌ͧ̃ ̸͓̺̻ͅG̤̭̲̳̀̓͛͋o͎̻ͯ̀̉̒ͫd͚͆ ̮͎̦̝̼̱̍̎S̝̋ͬ̌ͥo̧͉͇̬̰n̝͇̳͈̗͔̣͞ĩ̔͌̆̌͗c̨̗̱̹̹̟ȟ̡͎̮̜̏̌u̼͋̆͊͛̚̚͘!̠͛̂ ̛̙̗͕͔̍̑ͅPͮ͊͒̀́r͚̼̖̀͛ͭ̓͆͗̉͠a̼͉̖̬ͯ̂̆͠i͖͍̦̩̥͗̓ͯs͉̱̰ͫ̈̓̍ͣe̦͎̯ͪͨͣ͛͌̓̀͘ͅ ̸̭̺ͮL̵͔͉o̫̯͈̘ͫr͍̞̱̮̲d̠͔̬͔̈ͧͨ͑̓ͬ́ ͈̼̩͙̇C̴̲̭͓͎͌̎ḫ̈́͟ͅṛ͐ͭ̋ì̙̤̝̥̳s̶̮̲̭̎-~~̧̈́̌̑C̦̺̥̝̜̆̿̌h͈͐̇̿a̓̅n̼̆~~!~~̠̭̙͛ͣ͋ͬ͒̅͞~~]]
	The '''Sonic Totem''' is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. Created by [[Chris]] in [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School\|middle school]] and made out of papier-mâché, it is one of the oldest known Christorical Artefacts, as well as one of the oldest known artefacts to have survived the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]].		The '''Sonic Totem''' is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. Created by [[Chris]] in [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School\|middle school]] and made out of papier-mâché, it is one of the oldest known Christorical Artefacts, as well as one of the oldest known artefacts to have survived the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]].

Amanitie: Changed category

2024-11-20T17:31:22Z

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	[[Category:~~Art~~]]		[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]

Amanitie: /* Sonic totem minis */ Also shown on Cwclight

2024-09-22T21:23:41Z

Sonic totem minis: Also shown on Cwclight

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	In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling miniature Sonic totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $35 each. The totem minis are 3D printed but are ostensibly hand-painted by Chris himself and come with a signed certificate of authenticity. Unlike the original totem, the replica Sonics have green irises and a drawn-on smile instead of the gaping mouth of the original.		In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling miniature Sonic totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $35 each. The totem minis are 3D printed but are ostensibly hand-painted by Chris himself and come with a signed certificate of authenticity. Unlike the original totem, the replica Sonics have green irises and a drawn-on smile instead of the gaping mouth of the original.

	The first batch quickly sold out.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>		The first batch quickly sold out.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref> More of these minis are listed on [[Cwclight]] upon its launch in [[September 2024]].

	{{References}}		{{References}}

Ivandevon at 18:43, 22 September 2024

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	==Sonic totem minis==		==Sonic totem minis==
	In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling miniature Sonic totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $35 each. The totem minis are 3D printed but are ostensibly hand-painted by Chris himself. Unlike the original totem, the replica Sonics have green irises and a drawn-on smile instead of the gaping mouth of the original.		[[Image:OfficialCWCmart - Sonic Totem Minis.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|
			A miniature Sonic totem with a certificate of authenticity.]]
			In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling miniature Sonic totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $35 each. The totem minis are 3D printed but are ostensibly hand-painted by Chris himself and come with a signed certificate of authenticity. Unlike the original totem, the replica Sonics have green irises and a drawn-on smile instead of the gaping mouth of the original.

	The first batch quickly sold out.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>		The first batch quickly sold out.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>

Ivandevon: /* Other monetization */

2024-09-22T18:41:49Z

Other monetization

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	==~~Other monetization~~==		==Sonic totem minis==
	In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling ~~Mini~~ Sonic ~~Totem~~ replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $35 each. The first batch quickly sold out.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>		In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling miniature Sonic totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $35 each. The totem minis are 3D printed but are ostensibly hand-painted by Chris himself. Unlike the original totem, the replica Sonics have green irises and a drawn-on smile instead of the gaping mouth of the original.

			The first batch quickly sold out.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>

	{{References}}		{{References}}

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Other monetization */

2024-01-23T18:18:54Z

Other monetization

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	==Other monetization==		==Other monetization==
	In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling Mini Sonic Totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>		In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling Mini Sonic Totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $35 each. The first batch quickly sold out.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>

	{{References}}		{{References}}

Hurtful Truth Level at 18:17, 23 January 2024

2024-01-23T18:17:55Z

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	Originally, the totem was joined by an effigy in the form of a plate depicting Sonic. It is currently unknown if this has also survived.		Originally, the totem was joined by an effigy in the form of a plate depicting Sonic. It is currently unknown if this has also survived.

	[[Image:Totem2.JPG\|thumb\|200px~~\|left~~\|The totem appearing in a 2010 image of Chris's lair.]]		[[Image:Totem2.JPG\|thumb\|200px\|The totem appearing in a 2010 image of Chris's lair.]]

	The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos. After the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]] in January 2014, many assumed the Totem had been destroyed, but it suddenly reappeared in full view during Chris's [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement]], and went on to make its most major appearance to date several years after the fire; [[IMG 3207]] (the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby).		The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos. After the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]] in January 2014, many assumed the Totem had been destroyed, but it suddenly reappeared in full view during Chris's [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement]], and went on to make its most major appearance to date several years after the fire; [[IMG 3207]] (the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby).

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Offering it for sale */

2024-01-23T18:16:48Z

Offering it for sale

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	On 7 [[April 2017]], due to money mismanagement by Barb leaving her bank account $800 in the red at the beginning of the month, Chris finally acknowledged the existence of the Sonic Totem by putting it up for sale<ref>http://archive.is/k8blt</ref> along with a small collection of [[Son-Chu Review\|Skylanders]] on eBay for $1,500. He filmed [[Sonic Totem and More]] to advertise it.		On 7 [[April 2017]], due to money mismanagement by Barb leaving her bank account $800 in the red at the beginning of the month, Chris finally acknowledged the existence of the Sonic Totem by putting it up for sale<ref>http://archive.is/k8blt</ref> along with a small collection of [[Son-Chu Review\|Skylanders]] on eBay for $1,500. He filmed [[Sonic Totem and More]] to advertise it.

	Chris got the idea to list the totem for sale after a Kiwi Farms user sent him the suggestion as a joke.<ref>~~https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-agrees-~~to-sell-the~~-sonic-totem-for-1000.29800/~~</ref> Naturally, since the troll had offered $1,000, Chris decided to raise his own asking price by 50%.		Chris got the idea to list the totem for sale after a [[Kiwi Farms]] user sent him the suggestion as a joke.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Asking Chris to sell the Sonic Totem]]</ref> Naturally, since the troll had offered $1,000, Chris decided to raise his own asking price by 50%.

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	{{quotebox\|Sure! Send me the money via PayPal to my phone number here, then I will get your address and FedEx the totem to you asap.}}		{{quotebox\|Sure! Send me the money via PayPal to my phone number here, then I will get your address and FedEx the totem to you asap.}}

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	~~File:Buckmullet1.jpeg~~
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	~~</gallery></center>~~

	===The listing===		===The listing===

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Other monetization */

2024-01-23T17:56:23Z

Other monetization

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	==Other monetization==		==Other monetization==
	In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]], began selling Mini Sonic Totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>		In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling Mini Sonic Totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]</ref>

	{{References}}		{{References}}