Sonic Totem and More - Revision history

Master at 00:20, 13 November 2025

2025-11-13T00:20:20Z

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	\| subject = {{Marketing\|text}}		\| subject = {{Marketing\|text}}
	\| style = {{Crazy\|text}}		\| style = {{Crazy\|text}}
	\| Saga = {{~~Business~~\|text}}		\| Saga = {{Selling Out\|text}}
	\| shirt = Turquoise Shit		\| shirt = Turquoise Shit
	\| previous = [[Son-Chu Review]]		\| previous = [[Son-Chu Review]]

Cereally: /* Transcript */

2023-10-02T10:09:31Z

Transcript

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	[''Has some text about the book purchase, which also gets you One Son-Chu figure, one CWC skylanders figure, and one CWC Skylander-functioning card slams the book into frame''] And- whsdas this right here, with all my autographs, and bonus randomly selected covers, on the UN collection of Mr. C, sanduv- which- included! [''Takes book away''] You'll get your money's worth! Becuase, you buy that, for- may- before- May thirtieth, you get the- you get the-		[''Has some text about the book purchase, which also gets you One Son-Chu figure, one CWC skylanders figure, and one CWC Skylander-functioning card slams the book into frame''] And- whsdas this right here, with all my autographs, and bonus randomly selected covers, on the UN collection of Mr. C, sanduv- which- included! [''Takes book away''] You'll get your money's worth! Becuase, you buy that, for- may- before- May thirtieth, you get the- you get the-

	~~{{RageQuote\|WHOOOOOOSH}}~~

	[''[[BILLY MAYS\|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE]] displays on screen'']		[''[[BILLY MAYS\|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE]] displays on screen'']
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	But that's not all, we'll return you to a, regularly scheduled set of- [''Chris forgets his line''] the, uh, the stardate, whatever, the, update, um, y'know it'll at least be weekly! And if you get daily, then that'll be a bonus, that week. Ok? Sooo, again- buy the totem pole, buy the stamp album, buy the stamp covers, win the give-away this month! Or- you may, randomly win, or much better, for ever- for everybody, instantly, win [''Looks around for the beginners book stamp album but doesn't find it''] Ok? Bye-bye-		But that's not all, we'll return you to a, regularly scheduled set of- [''Chris forgets his line''] the, uh, the stardate, whatever, the, update, um, y'know it'll at least be weekly! And if you get daily, then that'll be a bonus, that week. Ok? Sooo, again- buy the totem pole, buy the stamp album, buy the stamp covers, win the give-away this month! Or- you may, randomly win, or much better, for ever- for everybody, instantly, win [''Looks around for the beginners book stamp album but doesn't find it''] Ok? Bye-bye-

	~~{{RageQuote\|WHOOOOOOSH}}~~

	[''SUBSCRIBE NOW displays on screen'']		[''SUBSCRIBE NOW displays on screen'']

Gray Deign: fixed embed issue

2022-11-19T12:49:09Z

fixed embed issue

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	{{Infobox/video		{{Infobox/video
	\| name = Sonic Totem and More		\| name = Sonic Totem and More
	\| ~~video = {{#ev:youtube\|v~~=10Y7ZkQqZC8}}		\| ytid = 10Y7ZkQqZC8
	\| stardate = 7 April 2017		\| stardate = 7 April 2017
	\| maker = CwcvilleGuardian		\| maker = CwcvilleGuardian

Abaddon at 02:58, 2 March 2021

2021-03-02T02:58:28Z

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	\| next = [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]]		\| next = [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]]
	}}		}}
			{{quote\|You'll get your money's worth!}}

	===Description===		===Description===
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	{{RageQuote\|WHOOOOOOSH}}		{{RageQuote\|WHOOOOOOSH}}

	[''BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE displays on screen'']		[''[[BILLY MAYS\|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE]] displays on screen'']

	[''Cuts to Chris standing up in his room'']		[''Cuts to Chris standing up in his room'']

Klop: /* Transcript */

2020-08-07T00:51:54Z

Transcript

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	{{RageQuote\|WHOOOOOOSH}}		{{RageQuote\|WHOOOOOOSH}}

	[''BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE ~~comes up in the biggest jump scare of my life~~'']		[''BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE displays on screen'']

	[''Cuts to Chris standing up in his room~~, with his ridiculous number of toys surrounding him~~'']		[''Cuts to Chris standing up in his room'']

	But that's not all, we'll return you to a, regularly scheduled set of- [''Chris forgets his line''] the, uh, the stardate, whatever, the, update, um, y'know it'll at least be weekly! And if you get daily, then that'll be a bonus, that week. Ok? Sooo, again- buy the totem pole, buy the stamp album, buy the stamp covers, win the give-away this month! Or- you may, randomly win, or much better, for ever- for everybody, instantly, win [''Looks around for the beginners book stamp album but doesn't find it ~~amongst his garbage~~''] Ok? Bye-bye-		But that's not all, we'll return you to a, regularly scheduled set of- [''Chris forgets his line''] the, uh, the stardate, whatever, the, update, um, y'know it'll at least be weekly! And if you get daily, then that'll be a bonus, that week. Ok? Sooo, again- buy the totem pole, buy the stamp album, buy the stamp covers, win the give-away this month! Or- you may, randomly win, or much better, for ever- for everybody, instantly, win [''Looks around for the beginners book stamp album but doesn't find it''] Ok? Bye-bye-

	{{RageQuote\|WHOOOOOOSH}}		{{RageQuote\|WHOOOOOOSH}}

	[''~~Another heart attack which blew me back in my chair, it says~~ SUBSCRIBE NOW.'']		[''SUBSCRIBE NOW displays on screen'']

	thank you.		thank you.

Byzantine: /* Description */ Links broken :(

2020-08-06T19:13:19Z

Description: Links broken :(

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	===Description===		===Description===
	{{quotebox\|		{{quotebox\|
	<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605</ref>}}		<ref><s>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605</s></ref>}}

	When it was sold, the description was changed to:		When it was sold, the description was changed to:
	{{quotebox\|The totem has been sold. Thank You! :D Now, there are plenty of UN Covers left, And my Stamp Album. So shop now for your chance to win!		{{quotebox\|The totem has been sold. Thank You! :D Now, there are plenty of UN Covers left, And my Stamp Album. So shop now for your chance to win!

	<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</ref>}}		<ref><s>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</s></ref>}}

	===Transcript===		===Transcript===

Byzantine: Forgot to remove this.

2020-08-05T21:53:22Z

Forgot to remove this.

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	~~{{transcript}}~~

	'''Sonic Totem and More''' is a video Chris uploaded on 7 [[April 2017]] at 4:16 pm. In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris offers his [[Sonic Totem]] for sale. This is actually a surprisingly smart move for Chris, who stood to make a generous profit off an essentially worthless object, by listing it a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. Despite this, within four hours, at 8:09 pm, it was purchased.<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu</ref> On 21 April, the Totem buyer left positive feedback, concluding the sale and releasing the money to Chris after two weeks; on 22 April, the buyer posted pictures of the newly-received totem on 4chan's /v/ board.		'''Sonic Totem and More''' is a video Chris uploaded on 7 [[April 2017]] at 4:16 pm. In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris offers his [[Sonic Totem]] for sale. This is actually a surprisingly smart move for Chris, who stood to make a generous profit off an essentially worthless object, by listing it a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. Despite this, within four hours, at 8:09 pm, it was purchased.<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu</ref> On 21 April, the Totem buyer left positive feedback, concluding the sale and releasing the money to Chris after two weeks; on 22 April, the buyer posted pictures of the newly-received totem on 4chan's /v/ board.

Byzantine: Finished the transcript, boy those loud bits shook me.

2020-08-05T21:52:53Z

Finished the transcript, boy those loud bits shook me.

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 Anyway, so you get all this. For the set price, and I'm not negotiating on the price because there's a lot of interest in this guy. [''taps the totem on the head''] Fifteen hundred dollars, one thousand five hundred. I'll put the listing for this thing [''pokes totem and tucks his shirt in again''] on eBay in the description down below. Thank you!
-[''screen cuts to "Advisory" frame, then to the Son-Chu figure standing on a table with the T-shirt behind it'']
+[''screen cuts to "Advisory" frame, then to the Son-Chu figure standing on a table with the T-shirt behind it and tries to put stamp collection in front of camera'']
 ==References==

Shekelberg at 05:36, 23 August 2017

2017-08-23T05:36:24Z

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	{{transcript}}		{{transcript}}

	'''Sonic Totem and More''' is a video Chris uploaded on 7 [[April 2017]] at 4:16 pm.		'''Sonic Totem and More''' is a video Chris uploaded on 7 [[April 2017]] at 4:16 pm. In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris offers his [[Sonic Totem]] for sale. This is actually a surprisingly smart move for Chris, who stood to make a generous profit off an essentially worthless object, by listing it a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. Despite this, within four hours, at 8:09 pm, it was purchased.<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu</ref> On 21 April, the Totem buyer left positive feedback, concluding the sale and releasing the money to Chris after two weeks; on 22 April, the buyer posted pictures of the newly-received totem on 4chan's /v/ board.

	~~In a rare instance of self-awareness~~, Chris ~~offers~~ his [[~~Sonic Totem~~]] ~~for sale. This is actually a surprisingly smart move for Chris~~, ~~who stood~~ to ~~make a generous profit off an essentially worthless object, by listing it a ludicrous '''$1~~,~~500'''~~.		Interestingly, Chris also vowed to re-establish his [[Captain's Log]], promising to release weekly update videos, provided he made enough sales.

	~~And yet, '''within four hours, at 8:09 pm, it was purchased.<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu</ref>'''~~		Both likes and comments on the video were disabled.

	Interestingly, Chris also vowed to re-establish his [[Captain's Log]], promising to release weekly update videos--provided he makes enough sales. Whether or not Chris will follow through with this is uncertain.

	~~Chris has also disabled both~~ likes and comments on ~~this~~ video.

	~~As of April 17th 2017 the totem has yet to be mailed and the buyer has been refunded his $1,500~~.

	==Video==		==Video==
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	Definitely for a limited time so you wanna rush to get- wanna rush to buy this before April 30th, this Sonic totem pole I made in art class so many years ago.		Definitely for a limited time so you wanna rush to get- wanna rush to buy this before April 30th, this Sonic totem pole I made in art class so many years ago.

	Well, I'll give you a full 360 [''turns the totem around fully, showing the camera the bottom as well while humming and mumbling'']		Well, I'll give you a full 360. [''turns the totem around fully, showing the camera the bottom as well while humming and mumbling'']

	[''Chris tips the totem, followed by lifting it out of frame to look into the top of it''] My autograph is in here somewhere... [''sets the totem back down''] I'll put a current one on it later.		[''Chris tips the totem, followed by lifting it out of frame to look into the top of it''] My autograph is in here somewhere... [''sets the totem back down''] I'll put a current one on it later.

Shekelberg: transcript incomplete

2017-08-23T05:09:40Z

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			{{transcript}}

	'''Sonic Totem and More''' is a video Chris uploaded on 7 [[April 2017]] at 4:16 pm.		'''Sonic Totem and More''' is a video Chris uploaded on 7 [[April 2017]] at 4:16 pm.

	In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris offers his [[Sonic Totem]] for sale. This is actually a surprisingly smart move for Chris, who stood to make a generous profit off an essentially worthless object--by listing it a ludicrous '''$1,500'''.		In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris offers his [[Sonic Totem]] for sale. This is actually a surprisingly smart move for Chris, who stood to make a generous profit off an essentially worthless object, by listing it a ludicrous '''$1,500'''.

	And yet, '''within four hours, at 8:09 pm, it was purchased.<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu</ref>'''		And yet, '''within four hours, at 8:09 pm, it was purchased.<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu</ref>'''
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	~~'''~~Description~~'''~~		===Description===
	{{quotebox\|		{{quotebox\|
	<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605</ref>}}		<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605</ref>}}
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	<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</ref>}}		<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</ref>}}

	==Transcript==		===Transcript===
	[''opens with stock special offer scene'']		[''opens with stock special offer scene'']