Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu - Revision history

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	\| Other Info = The third poem read, along with [[Hard Love Quest]] and [[Valentine's Day Hymn]].		\| Other Info = The third poem read, along with [[Hard Love Quest]] and [[Valentine's Day Hymn]].
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			\| name = Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu (read by Sonichu)
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			\| Stardate = 24 [[September 2021]]
			\| Maker = Ring Docus82
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	[[Category:Poetry]]		[[Category:Poetry]]

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	==Analysis==		==Analysis==

	The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokémon~~\|Pokemon~~]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.		The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokémon]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but, by then, the damage is far too great.

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	==Analysis==		==Analysis==

	The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokemon]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.		The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokémon\|Pokemon]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.

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Ultimate Paragon: /* Analysis */

2015-04-01T22:03:34Z

Analysis

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	==Analysis==		==Analysis==

	The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's ~~Rights~~\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokemon]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.		The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokemon]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.

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Ultimate Paragon at 22:02, 1 April 2015

2015-04-01T22:02:48Z

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	"'''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu'''" is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0\| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, it's a mishmash of a loopy, offbeat meter and some extremely awkward rhymes. However, it still beats out many of Chris's poetic forays.		"'''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu'''" is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0\| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, it's a mishmash of a loopy, offbeat meter and some extremely awkward rhymes. However, it still beats out many of Chris's poetic forays.

	Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu [[Women's ~~Rights~~\|can't run as fast as he]]. He's a real charmer, that guy.		Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu [[Women's rights\|can't run as fast as he]]. He's a real charmer, that guy.

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	You shock me with your electrifying radiance,<br />		You shock me with your electrifying radiance,<br />
	If I evolve into your [[Metonic\|knight]], I will protect you with my lance.		If I evolve into your [[Metonic\|knight]], I will protect you with my [[duck\|lance]].

	Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,<br />		Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,<br />

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2011-07-31T00:51:15Z

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2011-07-31T00:50:38Z

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	==Text==		==Text==
	[[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg\|thumb\|~~right\|Sonichu's [[Chris and sex\|romantic advances]] allude to the famous verse of the great sonnetist, Christiano Ragespeare.~~]]		[[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg\|thumb\|Original Poem]]

	Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,~~<br>~~		Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,
	though a [[Zapbud]] is the flower that heals your woes.~~<br>~~		though a [[Zapbud]] is the flower that heals your woes.
	You shock me with your electrifying radiance,~~<br>~~
	If I evolve into your [[~~White knight~~\|knight]], I will protect you with my ~~[[Duck\|~~lance]].~~<br>~~		You shock me with your electrifying radiance,
	Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,~~<br>~~		If I evolve into your [[Metonic\|knight]], I will protect you with my lance.
	You dance in a field with such grace and style. [[Stress sigh\|Sigh]]…~~<br>~~
	I will run ~~[[Sonichu's Edge\|~~great distances]] for thee,~~<br>~~		Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,
	for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.~~<br>~~		You dance in a field with such grace and style. [[Stress sigh\|Sigh]]…
	Rosey, as often as birds tweet,~~<br>~~
			I will run great distances for thee,
			for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.

			Rosey, as often as birds tweet,
	will you be my lovely heartsweet?		will you be my lovely heartsweet?

Trombonista at 02:34, 26 May 2011

2011-05-26T02:34:59Z

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	"'''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu'''" is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0\| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, it's a mishmash of a loopy, offbeat meter and some extremely awkward rhymes. However, it still beats out many of Chris's poetic forays.		"'''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu'''" is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0\| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, it's a mishmash of a loopy, offbeat meter and some extremely awkward rhymes. However, it still beats out many of Chris's poetic forays.

	Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu [[Women's Rights\|can't run as fast as he]]. He's a real charmer, that guy.		Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu [[Women's Rights\|can't run as fast as he]]. He's a real charmer, that guy.
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	==Analysis==		==Analysis==

	The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's Rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokemon]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.		The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's Rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokemon]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.

	==Fan videos==		==Fan videos==

Manwithoutabody at 19:22, 2 October 2010

2010-10-02T19:22:17Z

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	==Analysis==		==Analysis==

	The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's Rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing {{Pokemon}} references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.		The poem starts out rather well, with the first couplet managing to make sense and (almost) follow a meter. Things immediately rocket downhill in the next two lines, the phrase [[China\|"electrifying radiance"]] throwing off the rhythm and not really rhyming with "lance". This is, of course, ignoring the [[Women's Rights\|chauvinistic tone]] and the romance-killing [[Pokemon]] references. Chris comes under some heavy [[stress]] for the next bit, apparently, opening with a rather boring and cliched claim, followed by the awkwardly stuffed in 'strained knee'. The ending fares slightly better, reestablishing a pattern (albeit with a very awkward word order), but by then the damage is far too great.

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	==Text==		==Text==
	[[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg\|thumb\|Original Poem]]		[[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg\|thumb\|Original Poem]]
			Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,<br />
	Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,
	though a [[Zapbud]] is the flower that heals your woes.		though a [[Zapbud]] is the flower that heals your woes.

	You shock me with your electrifying radiance,		You shock me with your electrifying radiance,<br />
	If I evolve into your [[Metonic\|knight]], I will protect you with my lance.		If I evolve into your [[Metonic\|knight]], I will protect you with my lance.

	Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,		Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,<br />
	You dance in a field with such grace and style. [[Stress sigh\|Sigh]]…		You dance in a field with such grace and style. [[Stress sigh\|Sigh]]…

	I will run great distances for thee,		I will run great distances for thee,<br />
	for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.		for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.

	Rosey, as often as birds tweet,		Rosey, as often as birds tweet,<br />
	will you be my lovely heartsweet?		will you be my lovely heartsweet?