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Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:35, 22 January 2026

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HurdyGurdsen at 00:26, 11 December 2025

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	Giovanni and Robotnik present "Blachu" a gift in the form of rocket boosters intended to increase his speed. Black Sonichu is heavily briefed on Team Rocket's agenda, and on why his skin color was altered by the previously mentioned dose of cherry cola. Robotnik reports in with the latest intelligence gathered on Sonichu, providing vital details about his location, abilities, and personal relationships (even though all of this data was freely obtained in their last encounter). After rigorous training, Black Sonichu is judged to be superior to Sonichu, and ready for his mission.		Giovanni and Robotnik present "Blachu" a gift in the form of rocket boosters intended to increase his speed. Black Sonichu is heavily briefed on Team Rocket's agenda, and on why his skin color was altered by the previously mentioned dose of cherry cola. Robotnik reports in with the latest intelligence gathered on Sonichu, providing vital details about his location, abilities, and personal relationships (even though all of this data was freely obtained in their last encounter). After rigorous training, Black Sonichu is judged to be superior to Sonichu, and ready for his mission.
	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	The plot is weak. Eggman and Giovanni work together because... Chris wanted them to. Bill the scientist contaminates the DNA sample with soda, but puts it in the resequencer anyways, without even considering the possibility that it might screw everything up. Black Sonichu resembles Shadow, which Robotnik draws attention to, for no real reason. Also, ~~[[Niggos\|~~ Black Sonichu]]. It's probably not intentional, but it's still enough for us to make several jokes about it.		The plot is weak. Eggman and Giovanni work together because... Chris wanted them to. Bill the scientist contaminates the DNA sample with soda, but puts it in the resequencer anyways, without even considering the possibility that it might screw everything up. Black Sonichu resembles Shadow, which Robotnik draws attention to, for no real reason. Also, Black Sonichu. It's probably not intentional, but it's still enough for us to make several jokes about it.

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Rhinestones: added pdf

2025-06-02T20:31:18Z

added pdf

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	==External links==		==External links==
	[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBSE5BYTFMVXcwaVE Download this episode as a .zip file]		[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBSE5BYTFMVXcwaVE Download this episode as a .zip file]

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Anaxis: /* Episode 6: Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat" */

2025-03-20T07:55:02Z

Episode 6: Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat"

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	{{quote\|Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a [[Chris and anger\|mad]] [[Honor roll\|geinus]]! Robotnik, Robotnik! I create chaos with my machines! I'm the darkest evil, and I'm mean! I have a monkey in my robot! Wait! The monkey is a robot! I turned the animal into a robot! With a process I call robotization!!!}}		{{quote\|Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a [[Chris and anger\|mad]] [[Honor roll\|geinus]]! Robotnik, Robotnik! I create chaos with my machines! I'm the darkest evil, and I'm mean! I have a monkey in my robot! Wait! The monkey is a robot! I turned the animal into a robot! With a process I call robotization!!!}}

	[[~~Christian Weston Chandler~~]] appears here to mock the song that he wrote.		[[Comic Chris]] appears here to mock the song that he wrote.

	Meanwhile, Sonic and Sonichu have successfully tracked Black Sonichu to Team Rocket's headquarters, but someone has foolishly left a [[medallion]] bearing the face of Dr. Robotnik near the door. Sonic immediately recognizes that his old enemy is involved somehow and is now on guard for a trap. It is agreed that Sonichu will enter alone, while Sonic remains behind as backup.		Meanwhile, Sonic and Sonichu have successfully tracked Black Sonichu to Team Rocket's headquarters, but someone has foolishly left a [[medallion]] bearing the face of Dr. Robotnik near the door. Sonic immediately recognizes that his old enemy is involved somehow and is now on guard for a trap. It is agreed that Sonichu will enter alone, while Sonic remains behind as backup.
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	Meanwhile, on the Moon, [[Metal Sonichu]] is seemingly undamaged, and programmed for vengeance... eventually.		Meanwhile, on the Moon, [[Metal Sonichu]] is seemingly undamaged, and programmed for vengeance... eventually.

	In an epilogue, we find Rosechu and [[Amy Rose]] at [[CWCville Shopping Center]], shopping for things that will make them more attractive to their male partners as [[Chris and religion\|God and Jesus]] intended, where Rosechu has found success in catching herself a man mere minutes after meeting him, [[pedofork\| 12-year-old]] Amy still plots on making the 15-year-old Sonic hers. In a chance encounter, the two girls run into one another and are immediately struck by the fact they look exactly alike... and by the fact they are wearing different (and thus legally distinct) outfits. Amy and Rosey, of course, find they have many things in common, but being mere females they cannot hope to have a meaningful conversation about this serendipity and descend into trivial banter, going from real words to pointless scribbles. ~~Christian Chandler~~ again interrupts the story to lightheartedly rescue us from the agony of having to listen to women talk without the promise of earning sex, making the joke everyone and their pet gecko has- he saved money by switching to Geico.		In an epilogue, we find Rosechu and [[Amy Rose]] at [[CWCville Shopping Center]], shopping for things that will make them more attractive to their male partners as [[Chris and religion\|God and Jesus]] intended, where Rosechu has found success in catching herself a man mere minutes after meeting him, [[pedofork\| 12-year-old]] Amy still plots on making the 15-year-old Sonic hers. In a chance encounter, the two girls run into one another and are immediately struck by the fact they look exactly alike... and by the fact they are wearing different (and thus legally distinct) outfits. Amy and Rosey, of course, find they have many things in common, but being mere females they cannot hope to have a meaningful conversation about this serendipity and descend into trivial banter, going from real words to pointless scribbles. Chris again interrupts the story to lightheartedly rescue us from the agony of having to listen to women talk without the promise of earning sex, making the [[Random-access humor\|"joke"]] everyone and their pet gecko has: he saved money by switching to Geico (or '''Get-co''', the comic's legally distinct, [[Parody\|parodic]] name).

	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	The team-up is underwhelming, with the artwork not helping it. It should also be noted that Rosechu was unable to free herself at the beginning of the episode because the bars are rubber-coated; however, Sonichu just electrically spin dashes the bars to free her, so she should have been able to do that, herself, [[Rosechu (character)#Sexism\|as she has similar powers to Sonichu]]. So this is either a major plot hole, Rosechu being incredibly stupid, or simply the fact that she's a [[Women's rights\|girl]]. In fact, there~~'s a lot~~ of sexist moments in this episode. And despite seemingly being Rosechu's new BFF, Amy is never mentioned again.		The team-up is underwhelming, with the artwork not helping it. It should also be noted that Rosechu was unable to free herself at the beginning of the episode because the bars are rubber-coated; however, Sonichu just electrically spin dashes the bars to free her, so she should have been able to do that, herself, [[Rosechu (character)#Sexism\|as she has similar powers to Sonichu]]. So this is either a major plot hole, Rosechu being incredibly stupid, or simply the fact that she's a [[Women's rights\|girl]]. In fact, there are plenty of sexist moments in this episode (don't worry, there are even more to come later). And despite seemingly being Rosechu's new BFF, Amy is never mentioned again.

	===CWC's Art Gallery!===		===CWC's Art Gallery!===

Anaxis: /* Episode 5: Sonichu in "Informal Meeting" */

2025-03-20T07:42:47Z

Episode 5: Sonichu in "Informal Meeting"

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	Naitsirhc shows Black Sonichu a map of [[CWCville]] and the surrounding area and explains the plan. Blachu's mission is to intercept Sonichu and Rosechu on their way from the [[Zapbud]] fields to [[Kel]]'s cottage near the lake and capture Rosechu; this will lure Sonichu into a trap prepared by Team Rocket and Robotnik.		Naitsirhc shows Black Sonichu a map of [[CWCville]] and the surrounding area and explains the plan. Blachu's mission is to intercept Sonichu and Rosechu on their way from the [[Zapbud]] fields to [[Kel]]'s cottage near the lake and capture Rosechu; this will lure Sonichu into a trap prepared by Team Rocket and Robotnik.

	Meanwhile, in the Zapbud fields, Sonichu and Rosechu have a completely meaningless conversation, something about how much they love each other, despite only knowing each other for roughly a month or so. Kel calls Rosechu to tell the couple that dinner is ready. While Sonichu carries Rosechu back home, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] decides to go exploring near the same area. Coincidentally, Black Sonichu is lurking in the bushes at the exact point where Sonic and Sonichu will meet. Using the enhanced speed inborn in his race, the dark-skinned creature strikes out at his betters, and abducts the helpless, virtuous, fair-skinned woman, as is his nature. Distracted by this perfidy, Sonichu collides head-on with Sonic. At the same time, Rosechu, who had somehow fallen asleep in the high speeds, awakens to her utter horror-that she is no longer in the arms of a pure, cultivated man but a thuggish, black brute. She demands that he release her, but the crude, leering subhuman refuses, obligated as he is to obey his masters. ~~Being~~ a Raichu, which should be stronger than a Pikachu, she calls out for her boyfriend to come to save her.		Meanwhile, in the Zapbud fields, Sonichu and Rosechu have a completely meaningless conversation, something about how much they love each other, despite only knowing each other for roughly a month or so. Kel calls Rosechu to tell the couple that dinner is ready. While Sonichu carries Rosechu back home, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] decides to go exploring near the same area. Coincidentally, Black Sonichu is lurking in the bushes at the exact point where Sonic and Sonichu will meet. Using the enhanced speed inborn in his race, the dark-skinned creature strikes out at his betters, and abducts the helpless, virtuous, fair-skinned woman, as is his nature. Distracted by this perfidy, Sonichu collides head-on with Sonic. At the same time, Rosechu, who had somehow fallen asleep in the high speeds, awakens to her utter horror: that she is no longer in the arms of a pure, cultivated man but a thuggish, black brute. She demands that he release her, but the crude, leering subhuman refuses, obligated as he is to obey his masters. Despite being a Raichu, which should be stronger than a Pikachu, she calls out for her boyfriend to come to save her (though this probably has more to do with Rosechu being a [[Women's rights\|woman]] than anything else).

	Sonic and Sonichu recover from their collision and begin to bicker until they recognize one another from the battle with the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] where Sonichu was evolved from a Pikachu. The two heroes quickly compare notes and agree to work together to save Rosechu in a historic team-up.		Sonic and Sonichu recover from their collision and begin to bicker until they recognize one another from the battle with the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] where Sonichu was evolved from a Pikachu. The two heroes quickly compare notes and agree to work together to save Rosechu in a historic team-up.

Anaxis: /* Episode 4: Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!" */

2025-03-20T07:29:17Z

Episode 4: Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!"

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	Although Team Rocket immediately bombards the clone with messages intended to program its mind to serve their purposes, this new hedgehog proves willful enough to resist, perhaps due to the cherry cola mutation. Later, when the clone is deemed ready to release from stasis, the color alteration caused by the aforementioned cherry cola is undeniable. Robotnik finds [[Chris_and_art#Originality\|the shadowy hedgehog]] oddly familiar; Naitsirhc seems disappointed that his pet should be black and names him "[[Blake\|Black Sonichu]]."		Although Team Rocket immediately bombards the clone with messages intended to program its mind to serve their purposes, this new hedgehog proves willful enough to resist, perhaps due to the cherry cola mutation. Later, when the clone is deemed ready to release from stasis, the color alteration caused by the aforementioned cherry cola is undeniable. Robotnik finds [[Chris_and_art#Originality\|the shadowy hedgehog]] oddly familiar; Naitsirhc seems disappointed that his pet should be black and names him "[[Blake\|Black Sonichu]]."

	Giovanni and Robotnik present "Blachu" a gift in the form of rocket boosters intended to increase his speed~~, the better to defeat Sonichu in battle~~. Black Sonichu is heavily briefed on Team Rocket's agenda, and on why his skin color was altered by the previously mentioned dose of cherry cola. Robotnik reports in with the latest intelligence gathered on Sonichu, providing vital details about his location, abilities, and personal relationships (even though all of this data was freely obtained in their last encounter). After rigorous training, Black Sonichu is judged to be superior to Sonichu, and ready for his mission.		Giovanni and Robotnik present "Blachu" a gift in the form of rocket boosters intended to increase his speed. Black Sonichu is heavily briefed on Team Rocket's agenda, and on why his skin color was altered by the previously mentioned dose of cherry cola. Robotnik reports in with the latest intelligence gathered on Sonichu, providing vital details about his location, abilities, and personal relationships (even though all of this data was freely obtained in their last encounter). After rigorous training, Black Sonichu is judged to be superior to Sonichu, and ready for his mission.
	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	The plot is weak. Eggman and Giovanni work together because... Chris wanted them to. Bill the scientist contaminates the DNA sample with soda, but puts it in the resequencer anyways, without even considering the possibility that it might screw everything up. Black Sonichu resembles Shadow, which Robotnik draws attention to, for no real reason. Also, [[Niggos\| Black Sonichu]]. It's probably not intentional, but it's still enough for us to make several jokes about it.		The plot is weak. Eggman and Giovanni work together because... Chris wanted them to. Bill the scientist contaminates the DNA sample with soda, but puts it in the resequencer anyways, without even considering the possibility that it might screw everything up. Black Sonichu resembles Shadow, which Robotnik draws attention to, for no real reason. Also, [[Niggos\| Black Sonichu]]. It's probably not intentional, but it's still enough for us to make several jokes about it.

Anaxis: /* Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart" */

2025-03-18T01:23:45Z

Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"

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	This legendary installment dramatizes the real-life incident in which Chris was trolled by [[Hanna\|a girl at the mall]] during his [[Love Quest]].		This legendary installment dramatizes the real-life incident in which Chris was trolled by [[Hanna\|a girl at the mall]] during his [[Love Quest]].

	We begin with Christian sitting in what is presumably the food court at a local mall, again contemplating his seemingly endless quest. A graphic alerts us to the fact that his [[heart level]] has not recovered fully from the last time his heart was shattered; he is currently at 20%. He resolves to resume attracting women as soon as he finishes his Chicken McNuggets, but his thoughts are interrupted by the timely arrival of a young woman named Hanna (or Fandanna). As if she is too good to be true, she employs the same blunt protocol Chris would use, dispensing with small talk to announce that she heard Chris needs a girlfriend and that she would like to have coffee with him. Having prepared for this moment for years, Chris plays it cool and ~~makes~~ the date, but once Hanna is out of sight he erupts into a rainbow joygasm as his heart is repaired to 100%.		We begin with Christian sitting in what is presumably the food court at a local mall, again contemplating his seemingly endless quest. A graphic alerts us to the fact that his [[heart level]] has not recovered fully from the last time his heart was shattered; he is currently at 20%. He resolves to resume attracting women as soon as he finishes his Chicken McNuggets, but his thoughts are interrupted by the timely arrival of a young woman named Hanna (or Fandanna). As if she is too good to be true, she employs the same blunt protocol Chris would use, dispensing with small talk to announce that she heard Chris needs a girlfriend and that she would like to have coffee with him. Having prepared for this moment for years, Chris plays it cool and agrees to the date, but once Hanna is out of sight, he erupts into a rainbow joygasm as his heart is repaired to 100%.

	In an act of revisionism that only George Lucas could rival, Chris would later [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu\|replace]] the infamous "[[Obesity\|fat]] man dancing in a [[Homos\|gay]] [[rainbow]] vortex" version of this page with a new one, in which he is depicted outside the gates of Heaven, as though ~~he jumped~~ for joy so high he had rocketed briefly into the stratosphere.		In an act of revisionism that only [[Star Wars\|George Lucas]] could rival, Chris would later [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu\|replace]] the infamous "[[Obesity\|fat]] man dancing in a [[Homos\|gay]] [[rainbow]] vortex" version of this page with a new one, in which he is depicted outside the gates of Heaven, as though his jump for joy was so high that he had rocketed briefly into the stratosphere.

	Seconds after his return from the rainbow vortex (or Heaven), Chris is at Starbucks for the date that won't occur for another fifteen minutes. He is elated beyond belief and eagerly shares his joy with Rosechu, who is--as ever--shopping at the mall and gossiping to her friends. Later, when Hanna arrives and greetings are exchanged, Chris pulls out pen and paper and takes detailed notes as he asks her about her hobbies. He learns that Hanna enjoys playing guitar and reading Chuck Paladuck. Hanna quickly finds the key to Chris's heart by asking about his [[Sonichu medallion]] and [[Scrapbook of Fail]]. After this date, Chris makes sure to give Hanna what is described as a "Double-Take" flirt, which sounds like something that Chris would do in a painfully awkward manner.		Seconds after his return from the rainbow vortex (or Heaven), Chris is at Starbucks, waiting for the date that won't occur for another fifteen minutes. He is elated beyond belief and eagerly shares his joy with Rosechu, who is - as ever - shopping at the mall and gossiping with her friends. Later, when Hanna arrives and greetings are exchanged, Chris pulls out a pen and paper and takes detailed notes as he asks her about her hobbies. He learns that Hanna enjoys playing guitar and reading {{w\|Chuck Palahniuk\|Chuck Paladuck}}. Hanna quickly finds the key to Chris's heart by asking about his [[Sonichu medallion]] and [[Scrapbook of Fail]]. After this date, Chris makes sure to give Hanna what is described as a "Double-Take" flirt, which sounds like something that Chris would do in a painfully awkward manner.

	Later, while Chris is loitering in the mall telling his mother that he talked to a girl, Rosechu overhears Hanna and her friends talking about how Hanna was pretending to like Chris as a prank conceived by her boss. For a moment Rosechu is left aghast by her dilemma, but like all women, she is innately pure-hearted and good, so she makes the right choice to tell Chris the unfortunate truth. When she finds him, he is looking up pick-up lines on ''[[Sprung]]'' to use on Hanna (which makes no sense because she has already picked him up). It is difficult for Rosechu to break the news, and even more difficult for Chris to accept it. Outraged, he rushes off to confront Hanna, demanding the truth. Hanna admits that she was only faking, but is nevertheless upset about the deception, as no woman truly wants to harm Christian Chandler. But Chris pushes on, insisting that she must have nonetheless come to appreciate him during their mini-date. Hanna's answer is stark and unyielding: "No."		Later, while Chris is loitering in the mall and telling his mother that he talked to a girl, Rosechu overhears Hanna and her friends talking about how Hanna was pretending to like Chris, as a prank conceived by her boss. For a moment, Rosechu is left aghast by her dilemma, but like all women, she is innately pure-hearted and good, so she makes the right choice to tell Chris the unfortunate truth. When she finds him, he is looking up pick-up lines on ''[[Sprung]]'' to use on Hanna (which makes no sense because she has already picked him up). It is difficult for Rosechu to break the news, and even more difficult for Chris to accept it. Outraged, he rushes off to confront Hanna, demanding the truth. Hanna admits that she was only faking, but is nevertheless upset about the deception, as no woman truly wants to harm Christian Chandler. But Chris pushes on, insisting that she must have nonetheless come to appreciate him during their mini-date. Hanna's answer is stark and unyielding: "No."

	His heart shattered back down to 15%, Chris calmly excuses himself, then cries out in anguish:		His heart shattered back down to 15%, Chris calmly excuses himself, then cries out in anguish:
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	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	~~This~~ story is nowhere near as ~~was~~ as ~~Chris thinks it is~~. ~~Also, it doesn't even~~ mention Chris's ban from the mall, presumably after ~~the~~ big no.		The real-life story is nowhere near as dramatic as what's seen in the comic. This retelling also fails to mention Chris's subsequent ban from the mall, which presumably occurred after his big "no."

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Hurtful Truth Level: /* Comic pages */ doubled page

2024-07-05T16:45:20Z

Comic pages: doubled page

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	Sonichu - Advertisement, Pokémon Trading Card Game.jpg \| Page 21 (Advertisement for the [[The Wall of Originals\|Sonichu expansion]] of the [[Card games#Pokémon TCG\|Pokémon Trading Card Game]])		Sonichu - Advertisement, Pokémon Trading Card Game.jpg \| Page 21 (Advertisement for the [[The Wall of Originals\|Sonichu expansion]] of the [[Card games#Pokémon TCG\|Pokémon Trading Card Game]])
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JinkiesJanke: /* Episode 6: Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat" */

2024-03-31T11:29:30Z

Episode 6: Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat"

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	[[Christian Weston Chandler]] appears here to mock the song that he wrote.		[[Christian Weston Chandler]] appears here to mock the song that he wrote.

	Meanwhile, Sonic and Sonichu have successfully tracked Black Sonichu to Team Rocket's headquarters, but someone has foolishly left a medallion ~~near the door~~ bearing the face of Dr. Robotnik. Sonic immediately recognizes that his old enemy is involved somehow and is now on guard for a trap. It is agreed that Sonichu will enter alone, while Sonic remains behind as backup.		Meanwhile, Sonic and Sonichu have successfully tracked Black Sonichu to Team Rocket's headquarters, but someone has foolishly left a [[medallion]] bearing the face of Dr. Robotnik near the door. Sonic immediately recognizes that his old enemy is involved somehow and is now on guard for a trap. It is agreed that Sonichu will enter alone, while Sonic remains behind as backup.

	Sonichu discovers Rosey, but Naitsirhc, Giovanni, and Robotnik surprise the yellow hedgehog with the arrival of Black Sonichu. A brief scuffle erupts, until Sonichu steps into position for Robotnik's dome. However, Sonic intervenes before Robotnik can begin the power drainage. Infuriated by Sonic, Robotnik releases his contingency plan: [[Metal Sonichu]]. Being infinitely more capable than any of Chris's characters, Sonic runs rings around Metal Sonichu, then releases Sonichu and uses the unbreakable dome to slow the mechanical hedgehog down. Sonichu and Sonic then combine forces for a Zap Cannonball attack. Metal Sonichu anticipates the attack and assumes Defense Curl to protect against it, transforming into a perfect sphere. However, this is the automaton's undoing, as the force of the Zap Cannonball attack hits Metal Sonichu like a pool cue, knocking it through a wall, straight up a mountain, and into outer space, before it finally crashes into the goddamn [[The Moon\|''Moon'']]. Sonichu then frees Rosechu with an electrical spin-dash.		Sonichu discovers Rosey, but Naitsirhc, Giovanni, and Robotnik surprise the yellow hedgehog with the arrival of Black Sonichu. A brief scuffle erupts, until Sonichu steps into position for Robotnik's dome. However, Sonic intervenes before Robotnik can begin the power drainage. Infuriated by Sonic, Robotnik releases his contingency plan: [[Metal Sonichu]]. Being infinitely more capable than any of Chris's characters, Sonic runs rings around Metal Sonichu, then releases Sonichu and uses the unbreakable dome to slow the mechanical hedgehog down. Sonichu and Sonic then combine forces for a Zap Cannonball attack. Metal Sonichu anticipates the attack and assumes Defense Curl to protect against it, transforming into a perfect sphere. However, this is the automaton's undoing, as the force of the Zap Cannonball attack hits Metal Sonichu like a pool cue, knocking it through a wall, straight up a mountain, and into outer space, before it finally crashes into the goddamn [[The Moon\|''Moon'']]. Sonichu then frees Rosechu with an electrical spin-dash.
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	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	The team-up is underwhelming, with the artwork not helping it. It should also be noted that Rosechu was unable to free herself at the beginning of the episode because the bars are rubber-coated; however, Sonichu just electrically spin dashes the bars to free her, so she should have been able to do that, herself, [[Rosechu (character)#Sexism\|as she has similar powers to Sonichu]]. So this is either a major plot-hole, Rosechu being incredibly stupid, or simply the fact that she's a [[Women's rights\|girl]]. In fact, there's a lot of sexist moments in this episode. And despite seemingly being Rosechu's new BFF, Amy is never mentioned again.		The team-up is underwhelming, with the artwork not helping it. It should also be noted that Rosechu was unable to free herself at the beginning of the episode because the bars are rubber-coated; however, Sonichu just electrically spin dashes the bars to free her, so she should have been able to do that, herself, [[Rosechu (character)#Sexism\|as she has similar powers to Sonichu]]. So this is either a major plot hole, Rosechu being incredibly stupid, or simply the fact that she's a [[Women's rights\|girl]]. In fact, there's a lot of sexist moments in this episode. And despite seemingly being Rosechu's new BFF, Amy is never mentioned again.

	===CWC's Art Gallery!===		===CWC's Art Gallery!===

JinkiesJanke at 11:26, 31 March 2024

2024-03-31T11:26:05Z

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	\| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic2P12.htm ''Episode 6''		\| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic2P12.htm ''Episode 6''
	\| audiobook =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYm1BgJe5Zs&index=8&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Episode 6''}}		\| audiobook =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYm1BgJe5Zs&index=8&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Episode 6''}}
	By now Black Sonichu has returned to base and Rosechu is safely imprisoned. The bars to Rosechu's cell are coated with rubber, to prevent her from destroying them with her lightning powers. Of course, there is no safeguard to prevent her from simply reaching through the bars to zap her captors, but the villains have wisely reckoned with Rosechu's [[Women's rights\|simplistic female brain]] and of course fear nothing. Naitsirhc and Robotnik review their plan: Blachu will keep Sonichu preoccupied until Sonichu steps on an "X", at which point Robotnik will drop a dome over the hero to drain away his energy. Robotnik then launches into a song and dance:		By now Black Sonichu has returned to base and Rosechu is safely imprisoned. The bars to Rosechu's cell are coated with rubber, to prevent her from destroying them with her lightning powers. Of course, there is no safeguard to prevent her from simply reaching through the bars to zap her captors, but the villains have wisely reckoned with Rosechu's [[Women's rights\|simplistic female brain]] and of course fear nothing. Naitsirhc and Robotnik review their plan: Blachu will keep Sonichu preoccupied until Sonichu steps on an "X," at which point Robotnik will drop a dome over the hero to drain away his energy. Robotnik then launches into a song and dance:
	[[Image:Robotnik.jpg\|thumb\|Puttin' on the Ritz]]		[[Image:Robotnik.jpg\|thumb\|Puttin' on the Ritz]]
	{{quote\|Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a [[Chris and anger\|mad]] [[Honor roll\|geinus]]! Robotnik, Robotnik! I create chaos with my machines! I'm the darkest evil, and I'm mean! I have a monkey in my robot! Wait! The monkey is a robot! I turned the animal into a robot! With a process I call robotization!!!}}		{{quote\|Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a [[Chris and anger\|mad]] [[Honor roll\|geinus]]! Robotnik, Robotnik! I create chaos with my machines! I'm the darkest evil, and I'm mean! I have a monkey in my robot! Wait! The monkey is a robot! I turned the animal into a robot! With a process I call robotization!!!}}

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