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	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	[[~~Niggos~~\|Yes, B-Manajerk means Black Manajerk]]. Yes, Merried Seinor Comic is an actual name Chris made up. And yes, it is a two-parter.		[[Chris and Race#Black_people\|Yes, B-Manajerk means Black Manajerk]]. Yes, Merried Seinor Comic is an actual name Chris made up. And yes, it is a two-parter.

	===Back Cover===		===Back Cover===

Anaxis: /* Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack" */

2025-03-23T01:21:32Z

Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"

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	\| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic4P16.htm ''Sub-Episode 4''		\| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic4P16.htm ''Sub-Episode 4''
	}}		}}
	One year and ten months have now passed since [[Christian Weston Chandler]] began his [[Love Quest]], but he has still been unable to locate "an 18-23-year-old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend free]], caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], [[alcohol\|non-alcoholic]], white girl to build a relationship from the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up\|ground-up]] with." We find Chris at [[McDonald's\|M-C-Dville]] in the region of [[Mal-Wart]], drawing comics and listening to music on his [[Nintendo]] DS and generally not purchasing food or otherwise justifying his presence there. He blames his inadequacy on all men everywhere (except for himself and [[Bob Chandler\|his father]]), who have taken all of the pretty girls for themselves. In happier thoughts, Chris is glad to have <s>paid for</s> earned a pair of [[Anime Wings\|hair clips shaped like wings]] at a recent anime convention, although this prize was intended for twelve-year-old girls.		[[File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 4, Page 8.jpg\|thumb\|left\|'''Bloody hell!''']]
			One year and ten months have now passed since [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Chris]] began his [[Love Quest]], but he has still been unable to locate "an 18-23-year-old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]], [[Chris and kindness\|caring]], [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], [[alcohol\|non-alcoholic]], [[Chris and race\|white]] girl to build a relationship from the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up\|ground-up]] with." We find Chris at [[McDonald's\|M-C-Dville]] in the region of [[Mal-Wart]], drawing comics and listening to music on his [[Nintendo]] DS and generally not purchasing food or otherwise justifying his presence there. He blames his inadequacy on all men everywhere (except for himself and [[Bob Chandler\|his father]]), who have taken all of the pretty girls for themselves. In happier thoughts, Chris is glad to have <s>paid for</s> earned a pair of [[Anime Wings\|hair clips shaped like wings]] at a recent anime convention, although this prize was intended for twelve-year-old girls.

	Just then, the McDuo of M-C-Dville, [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], arrive. They have been notified by the [[Jerkhief]] of [[Fa-Square]] that ~~Christian~~ is on a quest to find true love, which for no given reason is forbidden in Mal-Wart. Backed up by an army of the Jerkhief's [[Mecha-Jerkops]], they accuse Chris of solicitation. Chris makes a boring speech and refuses to back down, and the Mecha-Jerkops advance upon him. However, just then [[Darkbind Sonichu]] makes his debut, slicing the Mecha-Jerkops into pieces with his sword. Darkbind acknowledges his loyalty to Chris due to him being both the mayor of [[CWCville]] and his creator.		Just then, the McDuo of M-C-Dville, [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], arrive. They have been notified by the [[Jerkhief]] of [[Fa-Square]] that Chris is on a quest to find true love, which for no given reason is forbidden in Mal-Wart. Backed up by an army of the Jerkhief's [[Mecha-Jerkops]], they accuse Chris of solicitation. Chris makes a boring speech and refuses to back down, and the Mecha-Jerkops advance upon him. However, just then [[Darkbind Sonichu]] makes his debut, slicing the Mecha-Jerkops into pieces with his sword. Darkbind acknowledges his loyalty to Chris due to him being both the mayor of [[CWCville]] and his creator.

	Chris summons the [[anchuent powers]] of his [[medallion]] to become [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and somehow the anime wings become real wings on his head, making him into [[Super Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. While Darkbind dismembers the cybernetic Merried Seinor Comic, Chris takes to the air to combat B-Manajerk with Aerial Ace, Double Team, and Thunderbolt. With his trusty [[Pixelblocks]], Chris-Chan creates a decoy of himself, which B-Manajerk mistakes for the real thing and attacks with his ax. The broken pieces of Pixelblocks become lodged his skin, diverting him while Chris sneaks up from behind with a Sky Uppercut. How Chris successfully delivered an uppercut from behind is not apparent. With the villains defeated, Darkbind hurries to leave before Chris can revert to human form and deliver his big speech:		Chris summons the [[anchuent powers]] of his [[medallion]] to become [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and somehow the anime wings become real wings on his head, making him into [[Super Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. While Darkbind dismembers the cybernetic Merried Seinor Comic (and completely rips off [[Monty Python]]), Chris takes to the air to combat B-Manajerk with Aerial Ace, Double Team, and Thunderbolt. With his trusty [[Pixelblocks]], Chris-Chan creates a decoy of himself, which B-Manajerk mistakes for the real thing and attacks with his ax. The broken pieces of Pixelblocks become lodged his skin, diverting him while Chris sneaks up from behind with a Sky Uppercut. How Chris successfully delivered an uppercut from behind is not apparent. With the villains defeated, Darkbind hurries to leave before Chris can revert to human form and deliver his big speech:

	{{quote\|Now, as for you two [[Manajerks]], the pain that you both are feeling now should be punishment enough for going against me in my quest for a [[Boyfriend-free girl]] to love and trust! I do not care about your rules, either of you, or any male other than my father and myself! But let me make it perfectly clear that in my quest it is very hard for me to find a girl due to the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]! And I do not want to risk getting a punch in the face from a [[jerk]]! Also, since the ladies are unable to notice my person, because [[Women's rights\|they mostly have shopping on their minds]], I have to loudly spell it out. So, place, just leave me alone with my Love Quest!}}		{{quote\|Now, as for you two [[Manajerks]], the pain that you both are feeling now should be punishment enough for going against me in my quest for a [[Boyfriend-free girl]] to love and trust! I do not care about your rules, either of you, or any male other than my father and myself! But let me make it perfectly clear that in my quest it is very hard for me to find a girl due to the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]! And I do not want to risk getting a punch in the face from a [[jerk]]! Also, since the ladies are unable to notice my person, because [[Women's rights\|they mostly have shopping on their minds]], I have to loudly spell it out. So, place, just leave me alone with my Love Quest!}}

	This simple request is refused by a voice over the intercom, and Chris finds himself beset by the ruler of the Mal-Wart Region, the dreaded [[W-M-Manajerk]].		This simple request is refused by a voice over the intercom, and Chris finds himself beset by the ruler of the Mal-Wart Region: the dreaded [[W-M-Manajerk]].

	[[Sub-Episode 5\|TO BE CONTINUED...]]		[[Sub-Episode 5\|TO BE CONTINUED...]]

	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	[[Niggos\| Yes, B-Manajerk means Black Manajerk]]. Yes, Merried Seinor Comic is an actual name Chris ~~just~~ made. And yes, it is a two-parter.		[[Niggos\|Yes, B-Manajerk means Black Manajerk]]. Yes, Merried Seinor Comic is an actual name Chris made up. And yes, it is a two-parter.

	===Back Cover===		===Back Cover===

Anaxis: /* Episode 11: The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet" */

2025-03-22T21:02:28Z

Episode 11: The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"

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	Amid this commotion, Black Sonichu's hoverboard somehow creates a wave that washes over the beach as he reaches the mainland, thoroughly drenching [[Bubbles]], who was sunbathing on the shore (despite her total inability to tan). Bubbles is furious at getting wet (despite being a Water-type who lives in the ocean). With little regard for others, Blachu speeds through the jungle, knocking [[Wild]] off-balance as he swings through the trees. Finally, in another part of the wilderness, [[Punchy]] is practicing his punches out in the forest, when his spiky knuckles get caught on the bottom of the hoverboard and is dragged along for the ride.		Amid this commotion, Black Sonichu's hoverboard somehow creates a wave that washes over the beach as he reaches the mainland, thoroughly drenching [[Bubbles]], who was sunbathing on the shore (despite her total inability to tan). Bubbles is furious at getting wet (despite being a Water-type who lives in the ocean). With little regard for others, Blachu speeds through the jungle, knocking [[Wild]] off-balance as he swings through the trees. Finally, in another part of the wilderness, [[Punchy]] is practicing his punches out in the forest, when his spiky knuckles get caught on the bottom of the hoverboard and is dragged along for the ride.

	Near her convent, [[Angelica]], who has no botanical powers whatsoever, is somehow causing flowers to grow in a pattern that reads "HOPE & PEACE." Just then Black Sonichu and Punchy zoom by, with Punchy hitting a tree and falling from the hoverboard. ~~While~~ Angelica checks on Punchy, Bubbles, Wild, and Flame catch up. Each of the hedgehogs is delighted to meet others of their kind, and make introductions. From a distance, [[Magi-Chan]] observes this and realizes the others are forgetting about Blachu, so he zaps off to remind them.		Near her convent, [[Angelica]], who has no botanical powers whatsoever, is somehow causing flowers to grow in a pattern that reads "HOPE & PEACE." Just then Black Sonichu and Punchy zoom by, with Punchy hitting a tree and falling from the hoverboard. Angelica checks on Punchy as Bubbles, Wild, and Flame catch up. Each of the hedgehogs is delighted to meet others of their kind, and make introductions. From a distance, [[Magi-Chan]] observes this and realizes the others are forgetting about Blachu, so he zaps off to remind them, and then teleports them all away.

	Meanwhile, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] finally bothers to show up on page 23 of his own damn comic, having somehow already concluded that a black guy is out stealing things. Just before Blachu can reach the safety of Team Rocket's headquarters, Sonichu intercepts him. After a brief scuffle, Sonichu finds he has reinforcements - Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy, Flame, and Magi-Chan have all teleported in. Black Sonichu remains defiant, perhaps due to unconscionable amounts of crack cocaine and PCP he has ingested. While Flame falls into a bush and exits the fight, the hedgehogs huddle up and Sonichu comes up with a brilliant strategy:		Meanwhile, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] finally bothers to show up on page 23 of his own damn comic, having somehow already concluded that a black guy is out stealing things. Just before Blachu can reach the safety of Team Rocket's headquarters, Sonichu intercepts him. After a brief scuffle, Sonichu finds he has reinforcements - Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy, Flame, and Magi-Chan have all teleported in. Black Sonichu remains defiant, perhaps due to unconscionable amounts of crack cocaine and PCP he has ingested. While Flame falls into a bush and exits the fight, the hedgehogs huddle up and Sonichu comes up with a brilliant strategy:
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	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	It's better than ''Sonichu Babies'', but that doesn't make it good. ~~Their~~ strategy isn't so much a strategy as it is, "attacking really quickly."		It's better than ''Sonichu Babies'', but that doesn't make it good. Despite it being his entire purpose in life, Flame the Sunbird utterly fails to protect the Sunstone and is winded from chasing Black Sonichu, suggesting he hasn't been keeping in shape in the event of this exact situation occurring. Lucky for him, though, Black Sonichu also coincidentally manages to piss off every member of the Chaotic Combo on his way back to home base, and one of them happens to be a teleporting psychic who's actually focused on the task at hand, otherwise the rest of the Combo would have completely forgotten about the black guy they were just chasing. The strategy of the "good guys" isn't so much a strategy as it is "attacking really quickly," engaging in a [[Race\|racially-motivated]] beatdown because they obviously outnumber Blachu. This completely deflates any potential tension this battle might have had; how the hell exactly would Sonichu and friends have lost?

	===Advertisement 2===		===Advertisement 2===
	An advertisement for an escort/prostitution service specifically catered to the needs of welfare-collecting, homebound, 20-something male virgins. FREE! Humorously, the phone number advertised (1-800-RITE-NOW) does exist in real life, connecting to a company who scam elderly people by selling fake insurance~~; they have since ran out of free monkeys~~.		An advertisement for an escort/prostitution service specifically catered to the needs of welfare-collecting, homebound, 20-something male virgins. FREE! Humorously, the phone number advertised (1-800-RITE-NOW) does exist in real life, connecting to a company who scam elderly people by selling fake insurance.

	==Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"==		==Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"==

Anaxis: /* Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies" */

2025-03-22T04:24:01Z

Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"

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	[[Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG\|thumb\|Inappropriate flatulence is something [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009\|Chris also experiences.]]]]		[[Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG\|thumb\|Inappropriate flatulence is something [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009\|Chris also experiences.]]]]
	[[File:Magi_chan_training.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's depiction of Magi-chan's training.]]		[[File:Magi_chan_training.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's depiction of Magi-chan's training.]]
	It is explained that the rainbow of Chaos Energy that emerged from Sonichu's collision with Sonic created five eggs that landed in various areas within a few miles of [[CWCville]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the narrator, congratulates himself on this cute intro, and presents what [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] would have looked like if they had been born as Sonee and Rosey, which makes no sense because they first appeared fully-grown, having evolved from mature Pokémon.		It is explained that the rainbow of Chaos Energy that emerged from Sonichu's collision with Sonic created five eggs that landed in various areas within a few miles of [[CWCville]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Chris]], the narrator, congratulates himself on this cute intro, and presents what [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] would have looked like if they had been born as Sonee and Rosey, which makes no sense because they first appeared fully-grown, having evolved from mature Pokémon.

	Each of these eggs is shown hatching into a new baby [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. First, the green egg lands in the jungle and the hatchling is raised by a [[Venusaur]] and a [[Scyther]], who teach him various survival skills. In time, [[Wild Sonichu]] develops his ability to inexplicably shoot vines from his arms, fly with his propeller-like tail (a skill he has never once used outside of this page), and camouflage himself into his surroundings.		Each of these eggs is shown hatching into a new baby [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. First, the green egg lands in the jungle and the hatchling is raised by a [[Venusaur]] and a [[Scyther]], who teach him various survival skills. In time, [[Wild Sonichu]] develops his ability to inexplicably shoot vines from his arms, fly with his propeller-like tail (a skill he has never once used outside of this page), and camouflage himself into his surroundings.
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	The blue egg lands in the ocean, where it is recovered by a [[Swampert]] who takes it to the beach to hatch. The resulting Rosey loves to play in the water with her surrogate mother, until one day a [[Boulder-Dropping Whale\|Wailord inexplicably drops a boulder]] onto Swampert, causing it to sink into the depths. Terrified, the Rosey tries to save Swampert, but is too weak; however, its effort causes it to evolve, and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is able to save her. Bubbles is so happy to reveal her origin that she decides to make a seashell necklace (which we never see).		The blue egg lands in the ocean, where it is recovered by a [[Swampert]] who takes it to the beach to hatch. The resulting Rosey loves to play in the water with her surrogate mother, until one day a [[Boulder-Dropping Whale\|Wailord inexplicably drops a boulder]] onto Swampert, causing it to sink into the depths. Terrified, the Rosey tries to save Swampert, but is too weak; however, its effort causes it to evolve, and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is able to save her. Bubbles is so happy to reveal her origin that she decides to make a seashell necklace (which we never see).

	The white egg somehow ends up at the doorstep of a convent, where it is discovered by several nuns who live there. The nuns raise the white Rosey, who studies the Roman Catholic faith alongside them. They also inexplicably keep her eggshell around, presumably as a memento or proof of a miracle. She evolves into [[Angelica\|Angelica Rosechu]] in her sleep one night, and for no apparent reason ~~Christian Chandler~~ is [[Pedofork\|outside her bedroom window]] with shoes and a scrunchie for her to wear in her new form, even though none of the other members of the Combo received any such gifts, and she's still naked.		The white egg somehow ends up at the doorstep of a convent, where it is discovered by several nuns who live there. The nuns raise the white Rosey, who studies the Roman Catholic faith alongside them. They also inexplicably keep her eggshell around, presumably as a memento or proof of a miracle. She evolves into [[Angelica\|Angelica Rosechu]] in her sleep one night, and for no apparent reason Chris is [[Pedofork\|outside her bedroom window]] with shoes and a scrunchie for her to wear in her new form, even though none of the other members of the Combo received any such gifts, and she's still naked.

	The red egg crashes into Nabe's {{w\|dojo}}-shin, immediately hatching into a Sonee. Inspired by his surroundings, the Sonee tries to fight. Mypoe accepts the Sonee's challenge, and for no apparent reason she rips the Sonee's tail off. This trauma causes the Sonee to evolve into [[Punchy Sonichu]]. Punchy uses his impressive strength to Sky Uppercut Mypoe straight through the roof, presumably killing her. Impressed by the apparent murder of his daughter, Nabe offers to teach Punchy the ways of the martial arts, at which Punchy excels.		The red egg crashes into Nabe's {{w\|dojo}}-shin, immediately hatching into a Sonee. Inspired by his surroundings, the Sonee tries to fight. Mypoe accepts the Sonee's challenge, and for no apparent reason she rips the Sonee's tail off. This trauma causes the Sonee to evolve into [[Punchy Sonichu]]. Punchy uses his impressive strength to Sky Uppercut Mypoe straight through the roof, presumably killing her. Impressed by the apparent murder of his daughter, Nabe offers to teach Punchy the ways of the martial arts, at which Punchy excels.
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	===Advertisement 1===		===Advertisement 1===
	Join [[MySpace]], the premier online community for dudes of all teenages, [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-minds]], and [[Saddest Heart in the World\|cutters]]! Chris already has, and he needs more friends~~. At this time, Sonichu is his~~ only friend =(		Join [[MySpace]], the premier online community for dudes of all teenages, [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-minds]], and [[Saddest Heart in the World\|cutters]]! Chris already has, and he needs more friends; the only MySpace friend he's got is Sonichu.
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JinkiesJanke: /* Analysis */

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	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	[[Niggos\| Yes, B-Manajerk means Black Manajerk]]. Yes, Merried ~~Senior~~ Comic is an actual name Chris just made. And yes, it is a two-parter.		[[Niggos\| Yes, B-Manajerk means Black Manajerk]]. Yes, Merried Seinor Comic is an actual name Chris just made. And yes, it is a two-parter.

	===Back Cover===		===Back Cover===

JinkiesJanke at 11:43, 31 March 2024

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	Amid this commotion, Black Sonichu's hoverboard somehow creates a wave that washes over the beach as he reaches the mainland, thoroughly drenching [[Bubbles]], who was sunbathing on the shore (despite her total inability to tan). Bubbles is furious at getting wet (despite being a Water-type who lives in the ocean). With little regard for others, Blachu speeds through the jungle, knocking [[Wild]] off-balance as he swings through the trees. Finally, in another part of the wilderness, [[Punchy]] is practicing his punches out in the forest, when his spiky knuckles get caught on the bottom of the hoverboard and is dragged along for the ride.		Amid this commotion, Black Sonichu's hoverboard somehow creates a wave that washes over the beach as he reaches the mainland, thoroughly drenching [[Bubbles]], who was sunbathing on the shore (despite her total inability to tan). Bubbles is furious at getting wet (despite being a Water-type who lives in the ocean). With little regard for others, Blachu speeds through the jungle, knocking [[Wild]] off-balance as he swings through the trees. Finally, in another part of the wilderness, [[Punchy]] is practicing his punches out in the forest, when his spiky knuckles get caught on the bottom of the hoverboard and is dragged along for the ride.

	Near her convent, [[Angelica]], who has no botanical powers whatsoever, is somehow causing flowers to grow in a pattern that reads "HOPE & PEACE". Just then Black Sonichu and Punchy zoom by, with Punchy hitting a tree and falling from the hoverboard. While Angelica checks on Punchy, Bubbles, Wild, and Flame catch up. Each of the hedgehogs is delighted to meet others of their kind, and make introductions. From a distance, [[Magi-Chan]] observes this and realizes the others are forgetting about Blachu, so he zaps off to remind them.		Near her convent, [[Angelica]], who has no botanical powers whatsoever, is somehow causing flowers to grow in a pattern that reads "HOPE & PEACE." Just then Black Sonichu and Punchy zoom by, with Punchy hitting a tree and falling from the hoverboard. While Angelica checks on Punchy, Bubbles, Wild, and Flame catch up. Each of the hedgehogs is delighted to meet others of their kind, and make introductions. From a distance, [[Magi-Chan]] observes this and realizes the others are forgetting about Blachu, so he zaps off to remind them.

	Meanwhile, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] finally bothers to show up on page 23 of his own damn comic, having somehow already concluded that a black guy is out stealing things. Just before Blachu can reach the safety of Team Rocket's headquarters, Sonichu intercepts him. After a brief scuffle, Sonichu finds he has reinforcements - Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy, Flame, and Magi-Chan have all teleported in. Black Sonichu remains defiant, perhaps due to unconscionable amounts of crack cocaine and PCP he has ingested. While Flame falls into a bush and exits the fight, the hedgehogs huddle up and Sonichu comes up with a brilliant strategy:		Meanwhile, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] finally bothers to show up on page 23 of his own damn comic, having somehow already concluded that a black guy is out stealing things. Just before Blachu can reach the safety of Team Rocket's headquarters, Sonichu intercepts him. After a brief scuffle, Sonichu finds he has reinforcements - Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy, Flame, and Magi-Chan have all teleported in. Black Sonichu remains defiant, perhaps due to unconscionable amounts of crack cocaine and PCP he has ingested. While Flame falls into a bush and exits the fight, the hedgehogs huddle up and Sonichu comes up with a brilliant strategy:
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	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	It's better than ''Sonichu Babies'', but that doesn't make it good. Their strategy isn't so much a strategy as it is, "attacking really quickly".		It's better than ''Sonichu Babies'', but that doesn't make it good. Their strategy isn't so much a strategy as it is, "attacking really quickly."

	===Advertisement 2===		===Advertisement 2===

JinkiesJanke: /* Analysis */

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	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	[[Niggos\| Yes, B-Manajerk means Black Manajerk]]. Yes, ~~Married~~ Senior Comic is an actual name Chris just made. And yes, it is a two-parter.		[[Niggos\| Yes, B-Manajerk means Black Manajerk]]. Yes, Merried Senior Comic is an actual name Chris just made. And yes, it is a two-parter.

	===Back Cover===		===Back Cover===

JinkiesJanke: /* Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack" */

2024-03-31T11:41:29Z

Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"

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	\| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic4P16.htm ''Sub-Episode 4''		\| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic4P16.htm ''Sub-Episode 4''
	}}		}}
	One year and ten months have now passed since [[Christian Weston Chandler]] began his [[Love Quest]], but he has still been unable to locate "an 18-23-year-old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend free]], caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], [[alcohol\|non-alcoholic]], white girl to build a relationship from the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up\|ground-up]] with." We find Chris at [[McDonald's\|M-C-Dville]] in the region of [[Mal-Wart]], drawing comics and listening to music on his [[Nintendo]] DS and generally not purchasing food or otherwise justifying his presence there. He blames his inadequacy on all men everywhere (except for himself and [[Bob Chandler\|his father]]), who ~~has~~ taken all of the pretty girls for themselves. In happier thoughts, Chris is glad to have <s>paid for</s> earned a pair of [[Anime Wings\|hair clips shaped like wings]] at a recent anime convention, although this prize was intended for twelve-year-old girls.		One year and ten months have now passed since [[Christian Weston Chandler]] began his [[Love Quest]], but he has still been unable to locate "an 18-23-year-old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend free]], caring, [[tobacky\|smoke-free]], [[alcohol\|non-alcoholic]], white girl to build a relationship from the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up\|ground-up]] with." We find Chris at [[McDonald's\|M-C-Dville]] in the region of [[Mal-Wart]], drawing comics and listening to music on his [[Nintendo]] DS and generally not purchasing food or otherwise justifying his presence there. He blames his inadequacy on all men everywhere (except for himself and [[Bob Chandler\|his father]]), who have taken all of the pretty girls for themselves. In happier thoughts, Chris is glad to have <s>paid for</s> earned a pair of [[Anime Wings\|hair clips shaped like wings]] at a recent anime convention, although this prize was intended for twelve-year-old girls.

	Just then, the McDuo of M-C-Dville, [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], arrive. They have been notified by the [[Jerkhief]] of [[Fa-Square]] that Christian is on a quest to find true love, which for no given reason is forbidden in Mal-Wart. Backed up by an army of the Jerkhief's [[Mecha-Jerkops]], they accuse Chris of solicitation. Chris makes a boring speech and refuses to back down, and the Mecha-Jerkops advance upon him. However, just then [[Darkbind Sonichu]] makes his debut, slicing the Mecha-Jerkops into pieces with his sword. Darkbind acknowledges his loyalty to Chris due to him being both the mayor of [[CWCville]] and his creator.		Just then, the McDuo of M-C-Dville, [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], arrive. They have been notified by the [[Jerkhief]] of [[Fa-Square]] that Christian is on a quest to find true love, which for no given reason is forbidden in Mal-Wart. Backed up by an army of the Jerkhief's [[Mecha-Jerkops]], they accuse Chris of solicitation. Chris makes a boring speech and refuses to back down, and the Mecha-Jerkops advance upon him. However, just then [[Darkbind Sonichu]] makes his debut, slicing the Mecha-Jerkops into pieces with his sword. Darkbind acknowledges his loyalty to Chris due to him being both the mayor of [[CWCville]] and his creator.

JinkiesJanke: /* Analysis */

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	===Analysis===		===Analysis===
	The stories are, unsurprisingly, [[Chris and writing\|dull and clichéd]]. Three of the five stories follow the same pattern: Egg is found by foster parents and hatches, foster parents teach child notionally valuable skills as the child struggles to accomplish them, and child evolves after an unspecified time and has suddenly mastered the aforementioned skills. Bubbles's story is similar, without the "valuable skills" part, making her useless. Punchy's story is the only one that deviates from the formula, and therefore the only one that's remotely interesting. Indeed, the pages each story occupies are nearly identical in layout. How and why the eggs ended up where they did has not been addressed by Chris to this day; the only options are either extreme good fortune (any Rosey/Sonee but Bubbles who ended up the ocean, for instance, would have drowned) or a completely unexplained intervening force. Also, Punchy has ~~slated~~ eyes. This, along with knowing martial-arts, makes him look like a [[Chris and Race\|caricature of Asian people]].		The stories are, unsurprisingly, [[Chris and writing\|dull and clichéd]]. Three of the five stories follow the same pattern: Egg is found by foster parents and hatches, foster parents teach child notionally valuable skills as the child struggles to accomplish them, and child evolves after an unspecified time and has suddenly mastered the aforementioned skills. Bubbles's story is similar, without the "valuable skills" part, making her useless. Punchy's story is the only one that deviates from the formula, and therefore the only one that's remotely interesting. Indeed, the pages each story occupies are nearly identical in layout. How and why the eggs ended up where they did has not been addressed by Chris to this day; the only options are either extreme good fortune (any Rosey/Sonee but Bubbles who ended up the ocean, for instance, would have drowned) or a completely unexplained intervening force. Also, Punchy has slanted eyes. This, along with knowing martial-arts, makes him look like a [[Chris and Race\|caricature of Asian people]].

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