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Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:36, 22 January 2026

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Anaxis at 09:41, 23 March 2025

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Amanitie: /* Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie" */

2024-11-17T15:17:33Z

Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"

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	Reprinted from [[Sonichu 0\|''Sonichu'' #0]], the episode opens with Chris moping around Mal-Wart, complaining about how he has no girlfriend because of all the [[JERKS\|men]] taking pretty girls from him. The [[Jerkhief]] rightfully accuses Christian of solicitation and grows tired of Chris's whining for a girlfriend. This forces Chris to transform into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and defend himself with the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] after having Jerkops attempt to ~~cuff~~ him.		Reprinted from [[Sonichu 0\|''Sonichu'' #0]], the episode opens with Chris moping around Mal-Wart, complaining about how he has no girlfriend because of all the [[JERKS\|men]] taking pretty girls from him. The [[Jerkhief]] rightfully accuses Christian of solicitation and grows tired of Chris's whining for a girlfriend. This forces Chris to transform into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and defend himself with the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] after having Jerkops attempt to handcuff him.

	In the edited version, the attack is known as Shin-ye-ha-me-ha.		In the edited version, the attack is known as Shin-ye-ha-me-ha.

	Note: In this episode, Chris utters the phrase "Fuzzy Wuzzies get you hugs- Prickly Wicklies get you slugs" He then points out how the Jerkhief dealt him a slug, which should make Chris come to his senses and realize his awful "prickly wickly" behavior		Note: In this episode, Chris utters the phrase "[[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies\|Fuzzy Wuzzies get you hugs- Prickly Wicklies get you slugs]]". He then points out how the Jerkhief dealt him a slug, which should make Chris come to his senses and realize his awful "prickly wickly" behavior. But seeing how this is Chris, he forgets this and decides that a slug equals a Mary Sue attack that ruins innocent lives.

	But seeing how this is Chris, he forgets this and decides that a slug equals a ~~mary-sue~~ attack that ruins innocent lives.

	When this episode first appeared in Sonichu 0, Chris had not yet received his powers, it wouldn't be until [[Sonichu_2#Episode_7:_Sonichu_in_.22Anchuent_Prophecy.22\|Issue 2 Episode 7]] he would get power in the medallion.		When this episode first appeared in Sonichu 0, Chris had not yet received his powers, it wouldn't be until [[Sonichu_2#Episode_7:_Sonichu_in_.22Anchuent_Prophecy.22\|Issue 2 Episode 7]] he would get power in the medallion.

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	==External links==		==External links==
	[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11x4-RO6cnmUAHYX6YJUoYHxgS0baxag7/view?usp=sharing/ Download the CBR to read the comic the way GodBear intended]		[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11x4-RO6cnmUAHYX6YJUoYHxgS0baxag7/view?usp=sharing/ Download the CBR to read the comic the way GodBear intended]<br>
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	==External links==		==External links==
	[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11x4-RO6cnmUAHYX6YJUoYHxgS0baxag7/view?usp=sharing/ Download the CBR to read the comic the way ~~godbear~~ intended]		[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11x4-RO6cnmUAHYX6YJUoYHxgS0baxag7/view?usp=sharing/ Download the CBR to read the comic the way GodBear intended]
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JinkiesJanke: /* Sub-Episode 7: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target" */

2024-03-31T11:47:02Z

Sub-Episode 7: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"

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	A flashback reveals how Christian and [[Saramah Rosechu]] defeated Mary Lee Walsh some months ago; [[Graduon]] vows to destroy Christian with the strongest, most evil villain ever.		A flashback reveals how Christian and [[Saramah Rosechu]] defeated Mary Lee Walsh some months ago; [[Graduon]] vows to destroy Christian with the strongest, most evil villain ever.

	In the present day, Walsh and Graduon give [[Bagget]] his first assignment, to attack Christian at the [[Get-Tar Region]], Chris's new "watering hole" for boyfriend-free girls- complete with [[Obesity\|$1 sodas with unlimited refills]]. While listening to his Nintendo DS music and drawing, he is confronted by two Jerkops, who are aware of him being kicked out of Mal-Wart and want him to leave. Chris summons Angelica's whirlwind powers to blow them away (Gust would have been the better move- since Whirlwind would most likely require movement on Chris's part). Using a squad of jerkops and his [[Transformers\|Change-Bot]] Crackder, Bagget defeats Chris. Bagget's success is less a matter of his superior skill or strategy than the fact that for once no one arrives in the nick of time to rescue Chris--Crystal is unable to fight through the crowd of shoppers to help. In the cliffhanger, Crackder drops Chris from a dizzying height of at least ten feet.		In the present day, Walsh and Graduon give [[Bagget]] his first assignment, to attack Christian at the [[Get-Tar Region]], Chris's new "watering hole" for boyfriend-free girls- complete with [[Obesity\|$1 sodas with unlimited refills]]. While listening to his Nintendo DS music and drawing, he is confronted by two Jerkops, who are aware of him being kicked out of Mal-Wart and want him to leave. Chris summons Angelica's whirlwind powers to blow them away. (Gust would have been the better move, since Whirlwind would most likely require movement on Chris's part.) Using a squad of jerkops and his [[Transformers\|Change-Bot]] Crackder, Bagget defeats Chris. Bagget's success is less a matter of his superior skill or strategy than the fact that for once no one arrives in the nick of time to rescue Chris--Crystal is unable to fight through the crowd of shoppers to help. In the cliffhanger, Crackder drops Chris from a dizzying height of at least ten feet.

	This issue is also the origin of [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]].		This issue is also the origin of [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]].

JinkiesJanke: /* Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack Part 2" */

2024-03-31T11:46:09Z

Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack Part 2"

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	Christian realizes that his ancestor is referring to the twin sister he has dreamed of having and has depicted in his homemade ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards. Emulating [[Wild Sonichu]]'s power of growth, Chris momentarily [[obesity\|grows so large that he breaks loose of the Manajerk's grip]], and lands on the opposite side of the restaurant from his Pixelblock-Heart Torch. Dashing past enemy fire, he retrieves the totem, and summons [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into reality. Seeing that Crystal has a Rosechu medallion, Chris realizes that she possesses the same [[Anchuent Prophecy\|anchuent powers]] as he does (he would later shoehorn her into the prophecy and damage the retroactive continuity yet more), and they transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]].		Christian realizes that his ancestor is referring to the twin sister he has dreamed of having and has depicted in his homemade ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards. Emulating [[Wild Sonichu]]'s power of growth, Chris momentarily [[obesity\|grows so large that he breaks loose of the Manajerk's grip]], and lands on the opposite side of the restaurant from his Pixelblock-Heart Torch. Dashing past enemy fire, he retrieves the totem, and summons [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into reality. Seeing that Crystal has a Rosechu medallion, Chris realizes that she possesses the same [[Anchuent Prophecy\|anchuent powers]] as he does (he would later shoehorn her into the prophecy and damage the retroactive continuity yet more), and they transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]].

	Together they assault the W-M-Manajerk with Mirror Coat, Reflect and Double Corkscrew Kick. Once he is down, they finish the job by combining Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] and Crystalina's Shocking Tiara Magic to decapitate him. It is only after they separate W-M-Manajerk's head from his body that they realize he can survive in this state, nonchalantly confirming that their intent was to murder him. While [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]] decide they should retreat, Crystal takes the time to rant about how he's intruding on her brother's [[Love Quest]] and that how he could never know true love due to his lack of a heart, among [[Pickle\|other things]]. Eventually, even Chris gets tired of his imaginary sister's bullshit and cuts her off- which is hypocritical since Chris and Sonichu are both known to go on long page-covering tirades, mainly about how Chris is above the law-before having W-M-Manajerk confess (unprompted) that he is from the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] and that he was sent by [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Christian and Crystal decide to punt the disembodied head back to PVCC, where it strikes Walsh on the head, knocking her unconscious, followed by some hilarious [[Random-access humor\|word play]] at the expense of a concussion.		Together they assault the W-M-Manajerk with Mirror Coat, Reflect and Double Corkscrew Kick. Once he is down, they finish the job by combining Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] and Crystalina's Shocking Tiara Magic to decapitate him. It is only after they separate W-M-Manajerk's head from his body that they realize he can survive in this state, nonchalantly confirming that their intent was to murder him. While [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]] decide they should retreat, Crystal takes the time to rant about how he's intruding on her brother's [[Love Quest]] and that how he could never know true love due to his lack of a heart, among [[Pickle\|other things]]. Eventually, even Chris gets tired of his imaginary sister's bullshit and cuts her off- which is hypocritical since Chris and Sonichu are both known to go on long page-covering tirades, mainly about how Chris is above the law, before having W-M-Manajerk confess (unprompted) that he is from the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] and that he was sent by [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Christian and Crystal decide to punt the disembodied head back to PVCC, where it strikes Walsh on the head, knocking her unconscious, followed by some hilarious [[Random-access humor\|word play]] at the expense of a concussion.
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JinkiesJanke: /* Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart" */

2024-03-31T11:45:21Z

Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"

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	The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk, plays guitar, and works at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the ~~'Date'~~ talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".		The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk, plays guitar, and works at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the "date" talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".

	Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.		Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.

JinkiesJanke: /* Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart" */

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Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"

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	The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk ~~and~~ plays guitar, ~~also working~~ at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the 'Date' talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".		The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk, plays guitar, and works at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the 'Date' talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".

	Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.		Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.

JinkiesJanke: /* Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart" */

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Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"

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	The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight ~~chicken~~ McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk and plays guitar, also working at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the 'Date' talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".		The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk and plays guitar, also working at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the 'Date' talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".

	Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.		Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.

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	The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk, plays guitar, and works at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the ~~'Date'~~ talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".		The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk, plays guitar, and works at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the "date" talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".

	Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.		Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.

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	The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk ~~and~~ plays guitar, ~~also working~~ at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the 'Date' talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".		The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk, plays guitar, and works at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the 'Date' talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".

	Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.		Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.

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	The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight ~~chicken~~ McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk and plays guitar, also working at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the 'Date' talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".		The episode opens with Chris further moping about and on a break from his quest to eat eight Chicken McNuggets. Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. All we learn of the girl is that she enjoys reading Chuck Palahniuk and plays guitar, also working at an unknown store. Chris spends most of the 'Date' talking about himself and showing off his Sonichu Scrapbook, ending the date by giving her a "double-take flirt" and calling his family. Meanwhile, Rosechu is off spreading the news of Chris having a date, since that appears to be breaking news that [[Bubbles Rosechu\|every]] [[Wild Sonichu\|citizen]] must know. While planning his next interaction with Hanna with help from a [[Sprung\|dating sim game]], Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him. She finds this out after using her woman powers to overhear gossip among Hanna and her co-workers- while her friends ask her about Chris, feeding his ego by asking if he's dreamy and if they hear bells, Hanna reveals that it was a joke set up by the "boss".

	Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.		Chris ends with a passive-aggressive email to Hanna- telling her it wasn't okay that she pranked him, but tells her she's very attractive and willing to give her a second chance, as long as she doesn't [[Tobacky\|smoke]] and is boy-friend free. For no reason, he mentions he graduated with [[Honor Roll\|High Honors]] from school.