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AAE at 23:53, 22 June 2022

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	'''Sony Corporation''' (or the '''PlayStation people''' as Chris used to call it) is a Japanese conglomerate responsible for electronics, games, game development, music distribution, and other services. Their game subsidiary, Sony Computer Entertainment, is easily one of [[Chris]]'s biggest game company hard-ons, being responsible for the [[PS3]], [[PSP of Fail\|PSP]], and the [[PSEye]]. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] for contributing to Chris's mental degradation--after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered [[Internet]] access.		'''Sony Corporation''' (or the '''PlayStation people''' as Chris used to call it) is a Japanese conglomerate responsible for electronics, games, game development, music distribution, and other services. Their game subsidiary, Sony Computer Entertainment, is easily one of [[Chris]]'s biggest game company hard-ons, being responsible for the [[PS3]], [[PSP of Fail\|PSP]], and the [[PSEye]]. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] for contributing to Chris's mental degradation--after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered [[Internet]] access, at least not until the release of the DSi.

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FromtheWordsofBR at 22:02, 23 April 2020

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	'''Sony Corporation''' (or as Chris used to call it, ~~"Playstation people")~~ is one of [[Chris]]'s game company hard-ons~~. Creators of~~ the [[PS3]], [[PSP of Fail\|PSP]], and the [[PSEye]]. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than [[Nintendo]] for contributing to Chris's mental degradation (after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered [[Internet]] access).		'''Sony Corporation''' (or the '''PlayStation people''' as Chris used to call it) is a Japanese conglomerate responsible for electronics, games, game development, music distribution, and other services. Their game subsidiary, Sony Computer Entertainment, is easily one of [[Chris]]'s biggest game company hard-ons, being responsible for the [[PS3]], [[PSP of Fail\|PSP]], and the [[PSEye]]. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] for contributing to Chris's mental degradation--after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered [[Internet]] access.

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	==Sony and Chris==		==Sony and Chris==

Amanitie at 00:12, 1 July 2019

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	As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal in [[2007]]. During the contest, [[Megan\|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey\|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode\|just watched]]. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|formatting his hard drive]].		As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal in [[2007]]. During the contest, [[Megan\|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey\|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode\|just watched]]. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|formatting his hard drive]].

	While Chris plugs many [[Axe\|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet\|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3\|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who [[~~Dirty Crapped Briefs~~\|soils himself]]. In [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]], we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is also a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means [[Bob]] threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.		While Chris plugs many [[Axe\|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet\|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3\|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|soils himself on a regular basis]]. In [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]], we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is also a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means [[Bob]] threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.

	Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to [[Nintendo]] and the Gamecube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original [[Hex Box\|Xbox]]. In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even [[Microsoft]]) to bunch up and stop the trolls.		Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to [[Nintendo]] and the Gamecube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original [[Hex Box\|Xbox]]. In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even [[Microsoft]]) to bunch up and stop the trolls.

BlueChan: Removing a redundant section (we now have a page for the PS4).

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	Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to [[Nintendo]] and the Gamecube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original [[Hex Box\|Xbox]]. In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even [[Microsoft]]) to bunch up and stop the trolls.		Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to [[Nintendo]] and the Gamecube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original [[Hex Box\|Xbox]]. In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even [[Microsoft]]) to bunch up and stop the trolls.

	It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the [[Wii Remote of Fail]] indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. One possible explanation is that most devoted gamers own more than one console or platform. Like Chris, many ~~XBOX~~ and PS3 fanboys also own a Wii, and most of the "warring" is between their respective consoles.		It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the [[Wii Remote of Fail]] indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. One possible explanation is that most devoted gamers own more than one console or platform. Like Chris, many Xbox and PS3 fanboys also own a Wii, and most of the "warring" is between their respective consoles.

	Curiously, despite Chris's brand loyalty and [[Chris and money\|lax attitude towards money]], there is no evidence that he has purchased a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_4 PlayStation 4] since its release. Since his favorite Sony franchise, Little Big Planet, ended up releasing its third iteration on both PS3 and PS4, Chris has, as of 11 January 2014, purchased Little Big Planet 3 for PS3 and achieved 70% of its trophies (he has gotten every trophy in the other Little Big Planet titles). Thus, he still appears to be staving off the purchase of a PS4 (almost assuredly due to recent money problems and run-ins with the law).

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	~~However, on March 5th 2016, it was revealed that Chris had indeed purchased a PS4~~.

	==See also==		==See also==

MatthewandMario: /* Sony and Chris */

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Sony and Chris

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	However, on March 5th 2016, it was revealed that Chris had indeed ~~purchase~~ a PS4.		However, on March 5th 2016, it was revealed that Chris had indeed purchased a PS4.

	==See also==		==See also==

MatthewandMario: /* Sony and Chris */

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			However, on March 5th 2016, it was revealed that Chris had indeed purchase a PS4.

	==See also==		==See also==

CWCTime: /* Sony and Chris */ cleanup

2015-01-12T16:37:41Z

Sony and Chris: cleanup

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	It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the [[Wii Remote of Fail]] indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. One possible explanation is that most devoted gamers own more than one console or platform. Like Chris, many XBOX and PS3 fanboys also own a Wii, and most of the "warring" is between their respective consoles.		It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the [[Wii Remote of Fail]] indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. One possible explanation is that most devoted gamers own more than one console or platform. Like Chris, many XBOX and PS3 fanboys also own a Wii, and most of the "warring" is between their respective consoles.

	Curiously, despite Chris's brand loyalty and [[Chris and money\|lax attitude towards money]], there is no evidence that he has purchased a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_4 PlayStation 4] since its release. Since his favorite Sony franchise, Little Big Planet, ended up releasing ~~it's~~ third iteration on both PS3 and PS4, Chris has, as of January ~~11th~~, purchased Little Big Planet 3 for PS3 and achieved 70% of ~~it's~~ trophies(he has gotten every trophy in the other Little Big Planet titles), ~~and thus, staves~~ off a purchase of a PS4 ~~ever longer~~(almost assuredly due to recent money problems and run in with the law).		Curiously, despite Chris's brand loyalty and [[Chris and money\|lax attitude towards money]], there is no evidence that he has purchased a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_4 PlayStation 4] since its release. Since his favorite Sony franchise, Little Big Planet, ended up releasing its third iteration on both PS3 and PS4, Chris has, as of 11 January 2014, purchased Little Big Planet 3 for PS3 and achieved 70% of its trophies (he has gotten every trophy in the other Little Big Planet titles). Thus, he still appears to be staving off the purchase of a PS4 (almost assuredly due to recent money problems and run-ins with the law).

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CWCattack: /* Sony and Chris */

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	It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the [[Wii Remote of Fail]] indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. One possible explanation is that most devoted gamers own more than one console or platform. Like Chris, many XBOX and PS3 fanboys also own a Wii, and most of the "warring" is between their respective consoles.		It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the [[Wii Remote of Fail]] indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. One possible explanation is that most devoted gamers own more than one console or platform. Like Chris, many XBOX and PS3 fanboys also own a Wii, and most of the "warring" is between their respective consoles.

	Curiously, despite Chris's brand loyalty and [[Chris and money\|lax attitude towards money]], there is no evidence that he has purchased a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_4 PlayStation 4] since its release. ~~However~~, ~~with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LittleBigPlanet_3 the~~ third ~~''LittleBigPlanet'' game coming in November 2014]~~, it's ~~likely that we'll see him obtain one before long~~.		Curiously, despite Chris's brand loyalty and [[Chris and money\|lax attitude towards money]], there is no evidence that he has purchased a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_4 PlayStation 4] since its release. Since his favorite Sony franchise, Little Big Planet, ended up releasing it's third iteration on both PS3 and PS4, Chris has, as of January 11th, purchased Little Big Planet 3 for PS3 and achieved 70% of it's trophies(he has gotten every trophy in the other Little Big Planet titles), and thus, staves off a purchase of a PS4 ever longer(almost assuredly due to recent money problems and run in with the law).

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BlueChan at 18:19, 27 June 2014

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	It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the [[Wii Remote of Fail]] indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. One possible explanation is that most devoted gamers own more than one console or platform. Like Chris, many XBOX and PS3 fanboys also own a Wii, and most of the "warring" is between their respective consoles.		It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so, though the existence of the [[Wii Remote of Fail]] indicates that he never completely abandoned Nintendo. One possible explanation is that most devoted gamers own more than one console or platform. Like Chris, many XBOX and PS3 fanboys also own a Wii, and most of the "warring" is between their respective consoles.

			Curiously, despite Chris's brand loyalty and [[Chris and money\|lax attitude towards money]], there is no evidence that he has purchased a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_4 PlayStation 4] since its release. However, with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LittleBigPlanet_3 the third ''LittleBigPlanet'' game coming in November 2014], it's likely that we'll see him obtain one before long.

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SANIC HEGEHOG: Fixed a grammatical error.

2013-12-23T23:01:59Z

Fixed a grammatical error.

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	==Sony and Chris==		==Sony and Chris==
	As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal in [[2007]]. During the contest, [[Megan\|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey\|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode\|just ~~watch~~]]. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|formatting his hard drive]].		As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal in [[2007]]. During the contest, [[Megan\|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey\|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode\|just watched]]. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|formatting his hard drive]].

	While Chris plugs many [[Axe\|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet\|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3\|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who [[Dirty Crapped Briefs\|soils himself]]. In [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]], we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is also a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means [[Bob]] threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.		While Chris plugs many [[Axe\|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet\|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3\|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who [[Dirty Crapped Briefs\|soils himself]]. In [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]], we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is also a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means [[Bob]] threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.

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	As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal in [[2007]]. During the contest, [[Megan\|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey\|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode\|just watched]]. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|formatting his hard drive]].		As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times, including the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal in [[2007]]. During the contest, [[Megan\|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey\|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode\|just watched]]. In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010\|formatting his hard drive]].

	While Chris plugs many [[Axe\|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet\|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3\|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who [[~~Dirty Crapped Briefs~~\|soils himself]]. In [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]], we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is also a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means [[Bob]] threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.		While Chris plugs many [[Axe\|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet\|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3\|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|soils himself on a regular basis]]. In [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]], we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is also a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means [[Bob]] threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.

	Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to [[Nintendo]] and the Gamecube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original [[Hex Box\|Xbox]]. In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even [[Microsoft]]) to bunch up and stop the trolls.		Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to [[Nintendo]] and the Gamecube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original [[Hex Box\|Xbox]]. In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even [[Microsoft]]) to bunch up and stop the trolls.