Soul Calibur - Revision history

Master at 19:45, 12 February 2026

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	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]\|nextlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|Master Onion A-La Mode]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]\|nextlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|Master Onion A-La Mode]]\|}}
	{{Game Videos}}		{{Game Videos}}
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	[[Category:Video Games]]		[[Category:Video Games]]

Ayumu Kasuga at 17:50, 21 January 2026

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	[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]		[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
			[[Category:Videos published to Sonichu]]

Ayumu Kasuga at 18:07, 13 November 2025

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			[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

FromtheWordsofBR at 06:11, 17 November 2024

2024-11-17T06:11:27Z

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	In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.		In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.

	Chris loved to create his enemies in ''{{w\|Soul Calibur III}}'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has [[Death threats\|threatened]] to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.		Chris loved to create his enemies in ''{{w\|Soul Calibur III}}'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has [[Death threats\|threatened]] to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters. The most (in)famous victim of this tactic was the dean of his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|college]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who he would beat up in the game as revenge for her banning his [[Attraction Sign]]s and suspending him.

	In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for ''{{w\|Soul Calibur IV}}''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.)		In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for ''{{w\|Soul Calibur IV}}''. With the most advanced [[Obesity\|boob physics]] to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless Mary Lee Walsh is included, naturally.)

	===Soul Megan===		===Soul Megan===

Amanitie at 22:47, 21 September 2024

2024-09-21T22:47:14Z

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	[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg\|thumb\|[[Ivy]]'s namesake on the cover of ''Soul Calibur III'' (in the background)]]		[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg\|thumb\|[[Ivy]]'s namesake on the cover of ''Soul Calibur III'' (in the background)]]

	[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG\|thumb\|Transcending [[Christory]] and the world, a tale of [[trolls]] and [[Unholy ~~Tetrad~~\|tards]], eternally retold.]]		[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG\|thumb\|Transcending [[Christory]] and the world, a tale of [[trolls]] and [[Unholy Quintet\|tards]], eternally retold.]]

	[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[100 2265\|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]		[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[100 2265\|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]

WarnerBro: /* The series and Chris */

2023-10-22T01:54:48Z

The series and Chris

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	In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.		In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.

	Chris loved to create his enemies in ''{{w\|Soul Calibur III}}'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.		Chris loved to create his enemies in ''{{w\|Soul Calibur III}}'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has [[Death threats\|threatened]] to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.

	In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for ''{{w\|Soul Calibur IV}}''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.)		In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for ''{{w\|Soul Calibur IV}}''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.)

WarnerBro: /* The series and Chris */

2023-10-22T01:53:42Z

The series and Chris

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	==The series and Chris==		==The series and Chris==
	Chris's favorite character is {{w\|Cassandra Alexandra}},<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> possibly for no other reason besides the fact that [[Women's rights\|he favors attractive female characters]] in all other games. [[Mimms]] also said that he used Cassandra in [[Card games#UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG\|the UFS trading card game]]<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> and [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] encouraged him to stick with the "Greek girls" (Cassandra and {{w\|Sophitia}}) in UFS<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is going to give Chris some stuff, appreciates him backing off]]</ref>.		Chris's favorite character is {{w\|Cassandra Alexandra}},<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> possibly for no other reason besides the fact that [[Women's rights\|he favors attractive female characters]] in all other games. [[Mimms]] also said that he used Cassandra in [[Card games#UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG\|the UFS trading card game]]<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> and [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] encouraged him to stick with the "Greek girls" (Cassandra and her sister {{w\|Sophitia Alexandra\|Sophitia}}) in UFS<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is going to give Chris some stuff, appreciates him backing off]]</ref>.

	In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.		In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.

Clockwork Hydra: Reworked this caption so it's more in line with the original SC2 tagline.

2023-07-26T01:46:40Z

Reworked this caption so it's more in line with the original SC2 tagline.

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	[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG\|thumb\|Transcending [[~~Semen\|picklesauce~~]] and ~~[[Ruckersville]]~~, a tale of [[~~duck~~]]s and [[~~china~~]]s, eternally retold.]]		[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG\|thumb\|Transcending [[Christory]] and the world, a tale of [[trolls]] and [[Unholy Tetrad\|tards]], eternally retold.]]

	[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[100 2265\|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]		[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[100 2265\|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]

VoDKa: archive already present

2021-12-07T01:12:19Z

archive already present

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	~~==External links==~~
	~~<s>*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?t2mvjgzqdod Original file]</s> Dead link~~

	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]\|nextlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|Master Onion A-La Mode]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]\|nextlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|Master Onion A-La Mode]]\|}}

Resrsc: /* Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh */

2021-09-07T00:52:16Z

Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh

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	\| name = SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh		\| name = SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh
	\| ~~video~~ = ~~{{#ev:youtube\|~~rgEQINfsJSM}}		\| ytid = rgEQINfsJSM
	\| stardate = 1 [[May 2007]]		\| stardate = 1 [[May 2007]]
	\| subject = {{Video games\|text}}, {{Violence\|text}}		\| subject = {{Video games\|text}}, {{Violence\|text}}

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	[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG\|thumb\|Transcending [[Christory]] and the world, a tale of [[trolls]] and [[Unholy ~~Tetrad~~\|tards]], eternally retold.]]		[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG\|thumb\|Transcending [[Christory]] and the world, a tale of [[trolls]] and [[Unholy Quintet\|tards]], eternally retold.]]

	[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[100 2265\|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]		[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[100 2265\|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]

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	In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.		In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.

	Chris loved to create his enemies in ''{{w\|Soul Calibur III}}'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.		Chris loved to create his enemies in ''{{w\|Soul Calibur III}}'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has [[Death threats\|threatened]] to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.

	In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for ''{{w\|Soul Calibur IV}}''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.)		In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for ''{{w\|Soul Calibur IV}}''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.)

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	[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg\|thumb\|[[Ivy]]'s namesake on the cover of ''Soul Calibur III'' (in the background)]]		[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg\|thumb\|[[Ivy]]'s namesake on the cover of ''Soul Calibur III'' (in the background)]]

	[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG\|thumb\|Transcending [[~~Semen\|picklesauce~~]] and ~~[[Ruckersville]]~~, a tale of [[~~duck~~]]s and [[~~china~~]]s, eternally retold.]]		[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG\|thumb\|Transcending [[Christory]] and the world, a tale of [[trolls]] and [[Unholy Tetrad\|tards]], eternally retold.]]

	[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[100 2265\|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]		[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[100 2265\|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]