Story of My Current Days - Revision history

KingClark at 04:27, 18 October 2024

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	"'''Story of My Current Days'''" is an account of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] first written in his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' diary in October [[2004]]. On 31 March [[2005]], Chris updated and renamed it "'''Story of My Love Quest Days'''". On 14 August [[2006]], he updated it again, changed the name back to "Story of My Current Days", and expanded it with additional material describing his relationships with [[Hanna]] and [[Megan Schroeder]].		"'''Story of My Current Days'''" is an account of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] first written in his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' diary in October [[2004]]. On 31 March [[2005]], Chris updated and renamed it "'''Story of My Love Quest Days'''". On 14 August [[2006]], he updated it again, changed the name back to "Story of My Current Days", and expanded it with additional material describing his relationships with [[Hanna]] and [[Megan Schroeder]].

	Chris announced on 22 [[October 2009]] that it is "[T]o be MAJORLY UPDATED with most current events; NOT ALL OPINIONS expressed in the story are [[Chris and English\|can]][[Honor roll\|non]] to current opinions and views". Normally, "~~[[Wikipedia:~~Canon (fiction)\|canon]]" only refers to the continuity of a work of fiction, and not to reality, but then, [[Chris and reality\|it's hard to sort those two out when you're dealing with Chris]].		Chris announced on 22 [[October 2009]] that it is "[T]o be MAJORLY UPDATED with most current events; NOT ALL OPINIONS expressed in the story are [[Chris and English\|can]][[Honor roll\|non]] to current opinions and views". Normally, "{{w\|Canon (fiction)\|canon}}" only refers to the continuity of a work of fiction, and not to reality, but then, [[Chris and reality\|it's hard to sort those two out when you're dealing with Chris]].

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	*[http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclosure/2007-11/0104.html full text also available here]		*[http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclosure/2007-11/0104.html full text also available here]

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	'''"Story of My Current Days"''' is an account of [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] first written in his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' diary in October [[2004]]. On 31 March [[2005]], Chris updated and renamed it '''Story of My Love Quest Days'''. On 14 August [[2006]], he updated it again, changed the name back to "Story of My Current Days," and expanded it with additional material describing his relationships with [[Hanna]] and [[Megan Schroeder]].		"'''Story of My Current Days'''" is an account of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] first written in his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' diary in October [[2004]]. On 31 March [[2005]], Chris updated and renamed it "'''Story of My Love Quest Days'''". On 14 August [[2006]], he updated it again, changed the name back to "Story of My Current Days", and expanded it with additional material describing his relationships with [[Hanna]] and [[Megan Schroeder]].

	Chris announced on 22 [[October 2009]] that it is "To be MAJORLY UPDATED with most current events; NOT ALL OPINIONS expressed in the story are [[Chris and English\|can]][[Honor roll\|non]] to current opinions and views." Normally, "[[Wikipedia:Canon (fiction)\|canon]]" only refers to the continuity of a work of fiction, and not to reality, but then, [[Chris and reality\|it's hard to sort those two out when you're dealing with Chris.]]		Chris announced on 22 [[October 2009]] that it is "[T]o be MAJORLY UPDATED with most current events; NOT ALL OPINIONS expressed in the story are [[Chris and English\|can]][[Honor roll\|non]] to current opinions and views". Normally, "[[Wikipedia:Canon (fiction)\|canon]]" only refers to the continuity of a work of fiction, and not to reality, but then, [[Chris and reality\|it's hard to sort those two out when you're dealing with Chris]].

	==Story of my current days==		==Story of my current days==

MathevsEff at 20:46, 25 May 2019

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	'''"Story of My Current Days"''' is an account of [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] first written in his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' diary in October [[2004]]. On 31 March [[2005]], Chris updated and renamed it '''Story of My Love Quest Days'''. On 14 August [[2006]], he updated it again, changed the name back to "Story of My Current Days," and expanded it with additional material describing his relationships with [[Hanna]] and [[Megan Schroeder]].		'''"Story of My Current Days"''' is an account of [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] first written in his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' diary in October [[2004]]. On 31 March [[2005]], Chris updated and renamed it '''Story of My Love Quest Days'''. On 14 August [[2006]], he updated it again, changed the name back to "Story of My Current Days," and expanded it with additional material describing his relationships with [[Hanna]] and [[Megan Schroeder]].

	Chris announced on 22 [[October 2009]] that it is "To be MAJORLY UPDATED with most current events; NOT ALL OPINIONS expressed in the story are [[Chris and English\|can]][[Honor ~~Roll~~\|non]] to current opinions and views." Normally, "[[Wikipedia:Canon (fiction)\|canon]]" only refers to the continuity of a work of fiction, and not to reality, but then, [[Chris and reality\|it's hard to sort those two out when you're dealing with Chris.]]		Chris announced on 22 [[October 2009]] that it is "To be MAJORLY UPDATED with most current events; NOT ALL OPINIONS expressed in the story are [[Chris and English\|can]][[Honor roll\|non]] to current opinions and views." Normally, "[[Wikipedia:Canon (fiction)\|canon]]" only refers to the continuity of a work of fiction, and not to reality, but then, [[Chris and reality\|it's hard to sort those two out when you're dealing with Chris.]]

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Trombonista at 20:29, 28 November 2015

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	3. I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I’ve dubbed the fear, “[[Noviophobia]],” after the [[Spanish]] word for… “Boyfriend.”		3. I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I’ve dubbed the fear, “[[Noviophobia]],” after the [[Spanish]] word for… “Boyfriend.”

	Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician Jerk, [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[naïve]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to “pick up” a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND]]! And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl, by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say “Hi” to any girl, so I made a simple sign that stated, “I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.” I had [[Attraction Sign\|the sign]] placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some “[[Trolls\|Bullies]]” (Male and Female) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much saltier now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; [[Heart level\|it SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from PVCC, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkops\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the University of Virginia (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my Love Quest (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with my own song lyric:		Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician Jerk, [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[naïve]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to “pick up” a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND]]! And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl, by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say “Hi” to any girl, so I made a simple sign that stated, “I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.” I had [[Attraction Sign\|the sign]] placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some “[[Trolls\|Bullies]]” (Male and Female) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much saltier now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; [[Heart level\|it SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from PVCC, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkops\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the University of Virginia (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my Love Quest (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with my own song lyric:

	“Tell me why, I’m stuck in a Sad, Lonely Cage.		“Tell me why, I’m stuck in a Sad, Lonely Cage.

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Story of my Love Quest days */

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	Yet, I still am Girlfriend-Free, but I now have a new attitude, courage and methods of attraction. Also, I’m feeling much, much luckier now!		Yet, I still am Girlfriend-Free, but I now have a new attitude, courage and methods of attraction. Also, I’m feeling much, much luckier now!

	~~{{CWCipedia\|chris=Story_of_My_Love_Quest_Days}}~~
	{{Clear}}		{{Clear}}

	== Sources ==		== Sources ==
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	# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]		# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]
	# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].		# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].
	# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[~~JEERKS~~\|JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."		# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JERKS\|JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."

	Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician [[Jerk]], [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[Naïve\|naive]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!]] And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a [[BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl]], by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made [[Attraction Sign\|a simple sign]] that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some [[Trolls\|Bullies]] (Men and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Old Woman]]) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much [[comeuppance\|saltier]] now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; it [[heart level\|SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]], for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the [[University of Virginia]] (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my [[Love Quest]] (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with [[So Need a Cute Girl\|my own song lyric]]:		Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician [[Jerk]], [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[Naïve\|naive]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!]] And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a [[BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl]], by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made [[Attraction Sign\|a simple sign]] that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some [[Trolls\|Bullies]] (Men and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Old Woman]]) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much [[comeuppance\|saltier]] now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; it [[heart level\|SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]], for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the [[University of Virginia]] (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my [[Love Quest]] (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with [[So Need a Cute Girl\|my own song lyric]]:

Ultimate Paragon: /* Story of my current days */

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	# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]		# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]
	# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].		# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].
	# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."		# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JEERKS\|JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."

	Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician [[Jerk]], [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[Naïve\|naive]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!]] And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a [[BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl]], by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made [[Attraction Sign\|a simple sign]] that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some [[Trolls\|Bullies]] (Men and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Old Woman]]) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much [[comeuppance\|saltier]] now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; it [[heart level\|SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]], for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the [[University of Virginia]] (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my [[Love Quest]] (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with [[So Need a Cute Girl\|my own song lyric]]:		Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician [[Jerk]], [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[Naïve\|naive]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!]] And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a [[BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl]], by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made [[Attraction Sign\|a simple sign]] that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some [[Trolls\|Bullies]] (Men and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Old Woman]]) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much [[comeuppance\|saltier]] now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; it [[heart level\|SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]], for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the [[University of Virginia]] (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my [[Love Quest]] (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with [[So Need a Cute Girl\|my own song lyric]]:

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	# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]		# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]
	# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]].		# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].
	# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."		# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."

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	Updated: August 14, [[2006]]		Updated: August 14, [[2006]]

	[[Honor ~~Roll~~\|Four Score and over Three Years Ago]], I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], have been currently experiencing my own Lonesome and Sad [[Stress\|Depression]]. This is due to the following conditions:		[[Honor roll\|Four Score and over Three Years Ago]], I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], have been currently experiencing my own Lonesome and Sad [[Stress\|Depression]]. This is due to the following conditions:

	# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]		# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]

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	# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]		# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]
	# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].		# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].
	# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[~~JEERKS~~\|JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."		# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JERKS\|JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."

	Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician [[Jerk]], [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[Naïve\|naive]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!]] And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a [[BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl]], by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made [[Attraction Sign\|a simple sign]] that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some [[Trolls\|Bullies]] (Men and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Old Woman]]) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much [[comeuppance\|saltier]] now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; it [[heart level\|SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]], for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the [[University of Virginia]] (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my [[Love Quest]] (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with [[So Need a Cute Girl\|my own song lyric]]:		Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician [[Jerk]], [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[Naïve\|naive]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!]] And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a [[BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl]], by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made [[Attraction Sign\|a simple sign]] that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some [[Trolls\|Bullies]] (Men and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Old Woman]]) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much [[comeuppance\|saltier]] now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; it [[heart level\|SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]], for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the [[University of Virginia]] (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my [[Love Quest]] (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with [[So Need a Cute Girl\|my own song lyric]]:

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	# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]		# I am a [[virgin with rage\|Frustrated Virgin]]
	# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].		# I need a pretty 18-(my current age)-year old, [[boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free Girl]].
	# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."		# I am very shy in approaching the girls, for I FEAR that they are all already paired up with some [[JEERKS\|JERK]] (a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]), which I've dubbed the fear, [[Noviophobia]], after the [[Spanish]] word for "Boyfriend."

	Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician [[Jerk]], [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[Naïve\|naive]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!]] And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a [[BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl]], by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made [[Attraction Sign\|a simple sign]] that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some [[Trolls\|Bullies]] (Men and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Old Woman]]) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much [[comeuppance\|saltier]] now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; it [[heart level\|SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]], for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the [[University of Virginia]] (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my [[Love Quest]] (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with [[So Need a Cute Girl\|my own song lyric]]:		Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician [[Jerk]], [[Wes Iseli]]. At first, I was [[Naïve\|naive]] about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of [[2003]], I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], but she told me right-off, that [[So Need a Cute Girl\|SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!]] And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a [[BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl]], by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made [[Attraction Sign\|a simple sign]] that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some [[Trolls\|Bullies]] (Men and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Old Woman]]) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much [[comeuppance\|saltier]] now. So that female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], tore up my sign; it [[heart level\|SHATTERED my heart]]. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]], for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]] of the [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the [[University of Virginia]] (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my [[Love Quest]] (which I am having much LESS success there). So, I ask you, with [[So Need a Cute Girl\|my own song lyric]]: