Surfshack Tito E-mails - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 15:46, 12 December 2025

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	Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, ~~[[Niggos\|~~NIGGER!!!]] And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!}}		Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!}}

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Cereally at 02:09, 1 September 2023

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	Tito!}}		Tito!}}

			An image accompanied the above e-mail, a picture of [[the Wallflower]] with some big guy who looked Polynesian enough to pass as an IRL Tito.
	An image accompanied the above e-mail, a picture of [[the Wallflower]] with some big guy who looked Polynesian enough to pass as an IRL Tito. ~~Chris replied with:~~

	{{EmailReply\|		{{EmailReply\|
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	Fuck Off, you God Damn Troll!!!}}		Fuck Off, you God Damn Troll!!!}}


	~~Tito replied:~~

	{{Email\|Sorry little cuz, it wasn't my fault. You leaked her pen name in your Little Big Planet level. I just had to google it and got all her nasty gay porn writings. Have you even read her writings? They're all about men having sex with men. Like the one she wrote about the guys from ghost hunters having sex. It's pretty gay stuff.		{{Email\|Sorry little cuz, it wasn't my fault. You leaked her pen name in your Little Big Planet level. I just had to google it and got all her nasty gay porn writings. Have you even read her writings? They're all about men having sex with men. Like the one she wrote about the guys from ghost hunters having sex. It's pretty gay stuff.
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	As the Ancient Hawaiians Said: "He who carves himself in stone, has rocks in his head."}}		As the Ancient Hawaiians Said: "He who carves himself in stone, has rocks in his head."}}


	~~Chris delivered the following reply:~~

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	Aside from the Googling, you surely have had a hand in the creation of that page on the CWCki and the mockery that was typed on said page. [SHE] IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!!}}		Aside from the Googling, you surely have had a hand in the creation of that page on the CWCki and the mockery that was typed on said page. [SHE] IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!!}}


	~~Tito's response:~~

	{{Email\|YOU SOUND AWFULLY INSECURE LITTLE CUZZES! THE DUDES FROM GHOST HUNTERS BONING EACH OTHER IN THE BUTTHOLES AIN'T LESBIAN, SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU. : (		{{Email\|YOU SOUND AWFULLY INSECURE LITTLE CUZZES! THE DUDES FROM GHOST HUNTERS BONING EACH OTHER IN THE BUTTHOLES AIN'T LESBIAN, SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU. : (
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	"NIGGA YOU GAY!"}}		"NIGGA YOU GAY!"}}


	~~Chris managed a curiously low-key reply:~~

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	[[File:1291076619823.jpg\|thumb\|left\|True words to live by.]]		[[File:1291076619823.jpg\|thumb\|left\|True words to live by.]]
	[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg\|thumb\|right\|We apologize for making you see this again. It was necessary.]]		[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg\|thumb\|right\|We apologize for making you see this again. It was necessary.]]

	~~Tito would not be drawn out, however:~~

	{{Email\|		{{Email\|
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	AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "Smooth Move Bonehead."}}		AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "Smooth Move Bonehead."}}


	[[File:FuckYouTito.jpg\|thumb\|leftt\|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFoEKcf01qs After the break I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fistfuck a goat.]]]		[[File:FuckYouTito.jpg\|thumb\|leftt\|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFoEKcf01qs After the break I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fistfuck a goat.]]]

	This managed to get Chris's dander up, leading to three e-mails in succession, as well as an attached image of Chris delivering the "fucky finger." Exactly what the "Meet and Greet" Chris refers to might be is uncertain. It could be some sort of event involving the "Young Adult Social Group" through which he met the Wallflower, or Chris could be abusing yet another figure of speech — i.e., he plans to "Meet and Greet" Tito, then log-roll/pocket-knife/whine him to death.

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	I WILL FIND YOU!}}		I WILL FIND YOU!}}


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	Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, [[Niggos\|NIGGER!!!]] And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!}}		Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, [[Niggos\|NIGGER!!!]] And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!}}


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	Dude, YOU are NOT her Boyfriend; Back the Fuck Off, You God Damn Trollin' Stupid Nigger.}}		Dude, YOU are NOT her Boyfriend; Back the Fuck Off, You God Damn Trollin' Stupid Nigger.}}


	~~At this point, Tito had had enough:~~

	{{Email\|I am sorry it took me so long to reply cause I couldn't stop laughing at this whole "I will kick your sorry ass and punch your bulbous gut" noise.		{{Email\|I am sorry it took me so long to reply cause I couldn't stop laughing at this whole "I will kick your sorry ass and punch your bulbous gut" noise.

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	AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "The seagull that flies a crooked path, has a rough time returning Home."}}		AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "The seagull that flies a crooked path, has a rough time returning Home."}}


	~~Chris handed down one final reply:~~

	{{EmailReply\|		{{EmailReply\|

PsychoNerd054: /* See also */

2021-12-19T22:22:03Z

Razzamatazz Buckshank at 04:02, 25 April 2017

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			{{Honest}}
	In [[March 2010]], the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)\|Surfshack Tito]] exchanged a series of e-mails with [[Chris]]. These were leaked on 18 March 2010, to the amusement of all and sundry. They are reproduced below, with Tito's messages on a red background and Chris's replies on a blue background.		In [[March 2010]], the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)\|Surfshack Tito]] exchanged a series of e-mails with [[Chris]]. These were leaked on 18 March 2010, to the amusement of all and sundry. They are reproduced below, with Tito's messages on a red background and Chris's replies on a blue background.

Trombonista at 17:53, 20 December 2011

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	{{Email\|		{{Email\|Sorry little cuz, it wasn't my fault. You leaked her pen name in your Little Big Planet level. I just had to google it and got all her nasty gay porn writings. Have you even read her writings? They're all about men having sex with men. Like the one she wrote about the guys from ghost hunters having sex. It's pretty gay stuff.
	Sorry little cuz, it wasn't my fault. You leaked her pen name in your Little Big Planet level. I just had to google it and got all her nasty gay porn writings. Have you even read her writings? They're all about men having sex with men. Like the one she wrote about the guys from ghost hunters having sex. It's pretty gay stuff.

	I'll quote one of her fictions in my next emails.		I'll quote one of her fictions in my next emails.
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	Chris delivered the following reply::		Chris delivered the following reply:

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	{{Email\|		{{Email\|YOU SOUND AWFULLY INSECURE LITTLE CUZZES! THE DUDES FROM GHOST HUNTERS BONING EACH OTHER IN THE BUTTHOLES AIN'T LESBIAN, SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU. : (
	YOU SOUND AWFULLY INSECURE LITTLE CUZZES! THE DUDES FROM GHOST HUNTERS BONING EACH OTHER IN THE BUTTHOLES AIN'T LESBIAN, SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU. : (

	Uhh i think lesbians are pretty hot myself but a three some of Jaden Yuiki, Yugi Mutou, and Maximillion Pegasus AREN'T quite the hot lesbians your thinking of!		Uhh i think lesbians are pretty hot myself but a three some of Jaden Yuiki, Yugi Mutou, and Maximillion Pegasus AREN'T quite the hot lesbians your thinking of!
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	(If you wear something underneath your kilt, it counts as a skirt, dumbass)		(If you wear something underneath your kilt, it counts as a skirt, dumbass)

	AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "Smooth Move Bonehead."}}		AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "Smooth Move Bonehead."}}


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	At this point, Tito had had enough:		At this point, Tito had had enough:

	{{Email\|		{{Email\|I am sorry it took me so long to reply cause I couldn't stop laughing at this whole "I will kick your sorry ass and punch your bulbous gut" noise.
	I am sorry it took me so long to reply cause I couldn't stop laughing at this whole "I will kick your sorry ass and punch your bulbous gut" noise.

	A manchild who claims to have so much strength yet gets tired after humping a console for 1 minute ya lazy sap. You're so lazy you don't even fight your own fights. How am I suppose to be scared of that? All you seem to do is punch cameras & throw Yosemite Sam kinds of tantrums. The only thing that I'm afraid of is being anywhere near the walking Health Hazard that is you. Seriously I don't think you even bathe. I've seen Guys in fucking Burger Joints with Better Complexion than you, and their head first in the grease. Do you even have Hair? I'm glad you embraced your inner homo with that skirt of yours. It's almost as gay as that bra/panty pic you took awhile back that I'm still washing my eyes out with bleach.		A manchild who claims to have so much strength yet gets tired after humping a console for 1 minute ya lazy sap. You're so lazy you don't even fight your own fights. How am I suppose to be scared of that? All you seem to do is punch cameras & throw Yosemite Sam kinds of tantrums. The only thing that I'm afraid of is being anywhere near the walking Health Hazard that is you. Seriously I don't think you even bathe. I've seen Guys in fucking Burger Joints with Better Complexion than you, and their head first in the grease. Do you even have Hair? I'm glad you embraced your inner homo with that skirt of yours. It's almost as gay as that bra/panty pic you took awhile back that I'm still washing my eyes out with bleach.

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2011-09-28T06:41:54Z

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Joe at 05:36, 28 September 2011

2011-09-28T05:36:40Z

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CompyRex: Link does not exist anymore.

2011-07-25T18:10:39Z

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	~~[[Sonichu:The_Animated_Series#Wild_Sonichu\|~~Sit, Spin]] and Shut the Fuck Up, [[Niggos\|NIGGER!!!]] And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!}}		Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, [[Niggos\|NIGGER!!!]] And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!}}

Theiselybros: /* The e-mails */

2011-07-08T02:15:55Z

The e-mails

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	You still have not answered my firm fact that you have created that page on the CWCki.}}		You still have not answered my firm fact that you have created that page on the CWCki.}}

			[[File:1291076619823.jpg\|thumb\|left\|True words to live by.]]
	[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|We apologize for making you see this again. It was necessary.]]		[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg\|thumb\|right\|We apologize for making you see this again. It was necessary.]]

	Tito would not be drawn out, however:		Tito would not be drawn out, however:
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	[[File:FuckYouTito.jpg\|thumb\|~~right~~\|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFoEKcf01qs After the break I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fistfuck a goat.]]]		[[File:FuckYouTito.jpg\|thumb\|leftt\|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFoEKcf01qs After the break I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fistfuck a goat.]]]

	This managed to get Chris's dander up, leading to three e-mails in succession, as well as an attached image of Chris delivering the "fucky finger." Exactly what the "Meet and Greet" Chris refers to might be is uncertain. It could be some sort of event involving the "Young Adult Social Group" through which he met the Wallflower, or Chris could be abusing yet another figure of speech — i.e., he plans to "Meet and Greet" Tito, then log-roll/pocket-knife/whine him to death.		This managed to get Chris's dander up, leading to three e-mails in succession, as well as an attached image of Chris delivering the "fucky finger." Exactly what the "Meet and Greet" Chris refers to might be is uncertain. It could be some sort of event involving the "Young Adult Social Group" through which he met the Wallflower, or Chris could be abusing yet another figure of speech — i.e., he plans to "Meet and Greet" Tito, then log-roll/pocket-knife/whine him to death.

Requiempeace: censored her name

2011-05-15T16:25:59Z

censored her name

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	==The e-mails==		==The e-mails==
	{{Email\|		{{Email\|
	Subject: I HAVE INFORMATION ON ~~HEATHER~~, MY FAT LITTLE CUZZIN		Subject: I HAVE INFORMATION ON [WALLFLOWER], MY FAT LITTLE CUZZIN

	HEY THERE LITTLE CUZ! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR MY LITTLE SPY! WELL YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB. ANYWAY, NOW THAT I TRICKED YOU I THREW HER INFORMATION TO THE TROLLS. AHAHA! IN DEMAIL YOU SHOULD SEE A PIC OF ME AT THE RIGHT AND YOU'RE BOYFRIEND AT THE LEFT!		HEY THERE LITTLE CUZ! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR MY LITTLE SPY! WELL YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB. ANYWAY, NOW THAT I TRICKED YOU I THREW HER INFORMATION TO THE TROLLS. AHAHA! IN DEMAIL YOU SHOULD SEE A PIC OF ME AT THE RIGHT AND YOU'RE BOYFRIEND AT THE LEFT!
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	Subject: SMOOTH MOVE LADDIE!		Subject: SMOOTH MOVE LADDIE!

	<nowiki>:I</nowiki> forgot to mention little cuzin, I have tasted the flesh that was ~~Heather~~, and it was quite Delicious. She got so moist over my Ancient Hawaiian Saying. "It's time for a dicking."		<nowiki>:I</nowiki> forgot to mention little cuzin, I have tasted the flesh that was [Wallflower], and it was quite Delicious. She got so moist over my Ancient Hawaiian Saying. "It's time for a dicking."

	P.S: Nice Undies: http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4083/undies.png		P.S: Nice Undies: http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4083/undies.png
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	A manchild who claims to have so much strength yet gets tired after humping a console for 1 minute ya lazy sap. You're so lazy you don't even fight your own fights. How am I suppose to be scared of that? All you seem to do is punch cameras & throw Yosemite Sam kinds of tantrums. The only thing that I'm afraid of is being anywhere near the walking Health Hazard that is you. Seriously I don't think you even bathe. I've seen Guys in fucking Burger Joints with Better Complexion than you, and their head first in the grease. Do you even have Hair? I'm glad you embraced your inner homo with that skirt of yours. It's almost as gay as that bra/panty pic you took awhile back that I'm still washing my eyes out with bleach.		A manchild who claims to have so much strength yet gets tired after humping a console for 1 minute ya lazy sap. You're so lazy you don't even fight your own fights. How am I suppose to be scared of that? All you seem to do is punch cameras & throw Yosemite Sam kinds of tantrums. The only thing that I'm afraid of is being anywhere near the walking Health Hazard that is you. Seriously I don't think you even bathe. I've seen Guys in fucking Burger Joints with Better Complexion than you, and their head first in the grease. Do you even have Hair? I'm glad you embraced your inner homo with that skirt of yours. It's almost as gay as that bra/panty pic you took awhile back that I'm still washing my eyes out with bleach.

	P,S: cut the child out of Manchild an leave ~~Heather~~ alone. I'm surprised she hasn't filed a restraining order on your naive ass at this point.		P,S: cut the child out of Manchild an leave [Wallflower] alone. I'm surprised she hasn't filed a restraining order on your naive ass at this point.

	AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "The seagull that flies a crooked path, has a rough time returning Home."}}		AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "The seagull that flies a crooked path, has a rough time returning Home."}}
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	Subject: [[Cole Smithey\|DO NOT CONTACT ME EVER AGAIN!]]		Subject: [[Cole Smithey\|DO NOT CONTACT ME EVER AGAIN!]]

	I know ~~Heather~~ is NOT doing anything with you, and she does NOT even KNOW you. You can just go shoot yourself in the head and die, [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb\|you damned, trolling stupid, pickle-suited NIGGER.]]}}		I know [Wallflower] is NOT doing anything with you, and she does NOT even KNOW you. You can just go shoot yourself in the head and die, [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb\|you damned, trolling stupid, pickle-suited NIGGER.]]}}

	==See also==		==See also==

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	*[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]		*[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]

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	{{Emails}}		{{Emails}}