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	== Present situation ==		== Present situation ==
			{{Incomplete\|Information about the Polyamrous marriage\|Everfree Northwest Love Triangle\|Lovers Attributes List}}
	~~[[File:NaiveChrisHedgehog.gif\|thumb\|right\|300px~~\|~~This is what Chris's break-ups are like.]]~~		As of late, Chris's desire to find a sweetheart has somewhat weakened.

	~~In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref>~~ the ~~CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga~~\|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.

	Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: in addition to all the reasons listed above, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love ~~Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage~~\|~~imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences\|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.~~

	~~Even ''more'' unfortunately, that window~~ of ~~opportunity had not closed as we once thought it did. in~~ late ~~[[July 2021]], the [[incest call]] was leaked~~, ~~and the grim truth of~~ Chris's ~~love-life came~~ to the surface. Called "the [[Twin Falling Towers\|9/11]] of the internet" by many, it turned out that Chris had been in a sexual relationship with his mother since at least June of that year. This event adds one last reason for why the chances of Chris getting a sweetheart enormously low: nobody wants to date a literal motherfucker. While there's now [[Flutter\|another potential contender for this role]], it seems less and less likely that she will actually take up the mantle.

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PsychoNerd054: This probably isn't going to stop anyone from adding incelish shit on the page, but it's better than nothing.

2025-08-20T19:50:35Z

This probably isn't going to stop anyone from adding incelish shit on the page, but it's better than nothing.

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			<!--Editor's Note:Keep the page about Chris's definition of "sweethearts" and his relations to them. Avoid adding speculation on why he will or won't get one.-->
	{{quote\|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"?<br>'''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.\|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}		{{quote\|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"?<br>'''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.\|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}

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	In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga\|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.		In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga\|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.

	Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: ~~Aside of being unattractive and lacking significant income~~, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]~~, irretrievably binding himself to his delusions~~. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage\|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences\|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.		Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: in addition to all the reasons listed above, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage\|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences\|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.

	Even ''more'' unfortunately, that window of opportunity had not closed as we once thought it did. in late [[July 2021]], the [[incest call]] was leaked, and the grim truth of Chris's love-life came to the surface. Called "the [[Twin Falling Towers\|9/11]] of the internet" by many, it turned out that Chris had been in a sexual relationship with his mother since at least June of that year. This event adds one last reason for why the chances of Chris getting a sweetheart ~~are virtually none~~: nobody wants to date ~~an internet sensation who is~~ a literal motherfucker. While there's now [[Flutter\|another potential contender for this role]], it ~~is unlikely~~ that she will actually take up the mantle~~, if she ever had any intention of dating Chris~~.		Even ''more'' unfortunately, that window of opportunity had not closed as we once thought it did. in late [[July 2021]], the [[incest call]] was leaked, and the grim truth of Chris's love-life came to the surface. Called "the [[Twin Falling Towers\|9/11]] of the internet" by many, it turned out that Chris had been in a sexual relationship with his mother since at least June of that year. This event adds one last reason for why the chances of Chris getting a sweetheart enormously low: nobody wants to date a literal motherfucker. While there's now [[Flutter\|another potential contender for this role]], it seems less and less likely that she will actually take up the mantle.

	==Related Terms==		==Related Terms==

PsychoNerd054: /* Definition */

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Definition

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	Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.		Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

	Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]], from which he was fired not long after. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court\|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.		Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]], from which he was fired not long after. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]].

			During the late 2000s, Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court\|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with. He was under the belief that his sweetheart would do all of the heavy lifting while he "watched over" the kids.

	==Qualifications==		==Qualifications==

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	Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.		Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

	Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]], from which he was fired not long after. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with ~~an overweight man child who can neither take care of~~ his ~~own hygiene nor has any meaningful income to support himself~~, ~~much less a family.~~		Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]], from which he was fired not long after. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court\|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.

	~~It goes without saying that Chris~~' ~~expectations for a potential~~ sweetheart ~~are very, very high. However, Chris is oblivious as~~ to ~~what a woman might expect from him and whether he even fulfills the nowadays high standards females typically have for a potential husband~~.

	==Qualifications==		==Qualifications==

Stronax: /* Definition */ Bob is dead and Chris is not allowed to live with Barb anyway, so i changed that part. I think this is a much better way to describe his expectations

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Definition: Bob is dead and Chris is not allowed to live with Barb anyway, so i changed that part. I think this is a much better way to describe his expectations

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	Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.		Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

	Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his ~~parents [[14 Branchland Court\|and their hoard]]~~, ~~who he~~'~~d presumably leave his~~ sweetheart-to~~-be to raise his kids with~~.		Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]], from which he was fired not long after. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with an overweight man child who can neither take care of his own hygiene nor has any meaningful income to support himself, much less a family.

			It goes without saying that Chris' expectations for a potential sweetheart are very, very high. However, Chris is oblivious as to what a woman might expect from him and whether he even fulfills the nowadays high standards females typically have for a potential husband.

	==Qualifications==		==Qualifications==

Master: /* Definition */ This is incel talk, you will get a woman if you work on yourself.

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Definition: This is incel talk, you will get a woman if you work on yourself.

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	Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.		Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

	Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court\|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with~~. Chris is also ignorant to the high standards women place in modern society, standards that Chris doesn't meet~~.		Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court\|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.

	==Qualifications==		==Qualifications==

Stronax: /* Present situation */

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Present situation

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	In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga\|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.		In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga\|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.

	Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: ~~in addition to all the reasons listed above~~, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage\|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences\|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.		Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: Aside of being unattractive and lacking significant income, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]], irretrievably binding himself to his delusions. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage\|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences\|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.

	Even ''more'' unfortunately, that window of opportunity had not closed as we once thought it did. in late [[July 2021]], the [[incest call]] was leaked, and the grim truth of Chris's love-life came to the surface. Called "the [[Twin Falling Towers\|9/11]] of the internet" by many, it turned out that Chris had been in a sexual relationship with his mother since at least June of that year. This event adds one last reason for why the chances of Chris getting a sweetheart ~~enormously low~~: nobody wants to date a literal motherfucker. While there's now [[Flutter\|another potential contender for this role]], it ~~seems less and less likely~~ that she will actually take up the mantle.		Even ''more'' unfortunately, that window of opportunity had not closed as we once thought it did. in late [[July 2021]], the [[incest call]] was leaked, and the grim truth of Chris's love-life came to the surface. Called "the [[Twin Falling Towers\|9/11]] of the internet" by many, it turned out that Chris had been in a sexual relationship with his mother since at least June of that year. This event adds one last reason for why the chances of Chris getting a sweetheart are virtually none: nobody wants to date an internet sensation who is a literal motherfucker. While there's now [[Flutter\|another potential contender for this role]], it is unlikely that she will actually take up the mantle, if she ever had any intention of dating Chris.

	==Related Terms==		==Related Terms==

Stronax: /* Definition */

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Definition

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	Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.		Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm\|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll\|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego\|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother\|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

	Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court\|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.		Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work\|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler\|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler\|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court\|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with. Chris is also ignorant to the high standards women place in modern society, standards that Chris doesn't meet.

	==Qualifications==		==Qualifications==

Master: /* Theoretical Exes */

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Theoretical Exes

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	===Theoretical Exes===		===Theoretical Exes===
	Chris has occasionally called potential sweethearts '''theoretical exes'''.		Chris has occasionally called past potential sweethearts '''theoretical exes'''.

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