Talk:Pocket knife - Revision history

CWCTime: /* People acting like pocket knives aren't dangerous. */ signed a comment

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People acting like pocket knives aren't dangerous.: signed a comment

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	People have killed cougars with pocket knives.		People have killed cougars with pocket knives.

	A household PENCIL can be lethal if sharpened enough.		A household PENCIL can be lethal if sharpened enough.<small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures\|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:DicksOak\|DicksOak]] ([[User talk:DicksOak\|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/DicksOak\|contribs]]) 09:12, 14 August 2012‎ (UTC)</span></small>

	In Chris's hands, it certainly isn't dangerous, but this is speculation and doesn't really belong here. [[User:Grandma Nazi\|Grandma Nazi]] 11:38, 14 August 2012 (PDT)		In Chris's hands, it certainly isn't dangerous, but this is speculation and doesn't really belong here. [[User:Grandma Nazi\|Grandma Nazi]] 11:38, 14 August 2012 (PDT)

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* "Light Knife" card */

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"Light Knife" card

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	== "Light Knife" card ==		== "Light Knife" card ==
	Why is that on this page instead of the {{Cutco}} one? It's clearly a CutCo knife, not his trusty pocket knife. The "Now in card form!" line implies he had the pocketknife he's threatening people with before making the card when as far as I can tell.		Why is that on this page instead of the {{Cutco}} one? It's clearly a CutCo knife, not his trusty pocket knife. The "Now in card form!" line implies he had the pocketknife he's threatening people with before making the card when as far as I can tell it's the other way around. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu\|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu\|talk]]) 20:06, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Nate-Kar Sonichu at 05:15, 22 April 2014

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	In Chris's hands, it certainly isn't dangerous, but this is speculation and doesn't really belong here. [[User:Grandma Nazi\|Grandma Nazi]] 11:38, 14 August 2012 (PDT)		In Chris's hands, it certainly isn't dangerous, but this is speculation and doesn't really belong here. [[User:Grandma Nazi\|Grandma Nazi]] 11:38, 14 August 2012 (PDT)

			== "Light Knife" card ==
			Why is that on this page instead of the {{Cutco}} one? It's clearly a CutCo knife, not his trusty pocket knife. The "Now in card form!" line implies he had the pocketknife he's threatening people with before making the card when as far as I can tell.

Grandma Nazi at 18:38, 14 August 2012

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	A household PENCIL can be lethal if sharpened enough.		A household PENCIL can be lethal if sharpened enough.

			In Chris's hands, it certainly isn't dangerous, but this is speculation and doesn't really belong here. [[User:Grandma Nazi\|Grandma Nazi]] 11:38, 14 August 2012 (PDT)

DicksOak: /* People acting like pocket knives aren't dangerous. */ new section

2012-08-14T09:12:23Z

People acting like pocket knives aren't dangerous.: new section

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	** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
	*** Believe it or not, even states like Virgina do have some restrictions on gun ownership. One of the easiest ways to get banned from owning a firearm (Other than a prior criminal record) is having a mental defect. Chris easily falls into this category... and even if he did manage to find a a gun dealer that didn't other to do a background check, they would at least have to look at his face and appearance and deny him for his autism (though it's more likely they would just assume he has down syndrome). Take some peace in knowing that Chris can't legally buy firearms --[[User:SargentPickles\|SargentPickles]] 00:25, 29 June 2010 (EST)		*** Believe it or not, even states like Virgina do have some restrictions on gun ownership. One of the easiest ways to get banned from owning a firearm (Other than a prior criminal record) is having a mental defect. Chris easily falls into this category... and even if he did manage to find a a gun dealer that didn't other to do a background check, they would at least have to look at his face and appearance and deny him for his autism (though it's more likely they would just assume he has down syndrome). Take some peace in knowing that Chris can't legally buy firearms --[[User:SargentPickles\|SargentPickles]] 00:25, 29 June 2010 (EST)

			== People acting like pocket knives aren't dangerous. ==



			Wut.

			People have killed cougars with pocket knives.

			A household PENCIL can be lethal if sharpened enough.

SargentPickles: /* He's dumber than I could ever imagine. */

2010-06-29T04:25:15Z

He's dumber than I could ever imagine.

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	* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
	** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
			*** Believe it or not, even states like Virgina do have some restrictions on gun ownership. One of the easiest ways to get banned from owning a firearm (Other than a prior criminal record) is having a mental defect. Chris easily falls into this category... and even if he did manage to find a a gun dealer that didn't other to do a background check, they would at least have to look at his face and appearance and deny him for his autism (though it's more likely they would just assume he has down syndrome). Take some peace in knowing that Chris can't legally buy firearms --[[User:SargentPickles\|SargentPickles]] 00:25, 29 June 2010 (EST)

NoVu: /* Okay, so who owns the Katana */

2010-06-29T03:46:39Z

Okay, so who owns the Katana

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	Somebody on the CWCki's got mad samurai skills and desperately wants us all to know about it.--[[User:Beat\|Beat]] 21:28, 11 April 2010 (UTC)		Somebody on the CWCki's got mad samurai skills and desperately wants us all to know about it.--[[User:Beat\|Beat]] 21:28, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
	*I attack random people with spoons ninja style if that counts. --[[User:Edward\|Edward]] 21:39, 11 April 2010 (UTC)		*I attack random people with spoons ninja style if that counts. --[[User:Edward\|Edward]] 21:39, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
			*I wasn't the one that was referring to, but I do have a katana and I practice iaijutsu. Also fencing (using a Spanish sabre), but that's not as cool. [[User:NoVu\|NoVu]] 03:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

	== He's dumber than I could ever imagine. ==		== He's dumber than I could ever imagine. ==

Schuzrum-dias: /* He's dumber than I could ever imagine. */

2010-06-01T02:18:46Z

He's dumber than I could ever imagine.

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	He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
	* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
			** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Blazer: /* He's dumber than I could ever imagine. */

2010-06-01T02:15:44Z

He's dumber than I could ever imagine.

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	He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
			* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Schuzrum-dias: /* He's dumber than I could ever imagine. */ new section

2010-06-01T01:59:06Z

He's dumber than I could ever imagine.: new section

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	Somebody on the CWCki's got mad samurai skills and desperately wants us all to know about it.--[[User:Beat\|Beat]] 21:28, 11 April 2010 (UTC)		Somebody on the CWCki's got mad samurai skills and desperately wants us all to know about it.--[[User:Beat\|Beat]] 21:28, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
	*I attack random people with spoons ninja style if that counts. --[[User:Edward\|Edward]] 21:39, 11 April 2010 (UTC)		*I attack random people with spoons ninja style if that counts. --[[User:Edward\|Edward]] 21:39, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

			== He's dumber than I could ever imagine. ==

			He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

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	* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
	** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
			*** Believe it or not, even states like Virgina do have some restrictions on gun ownership. One of the easiest ways to get banned from owning a firearm (Other than a prior criminal record) is having a mental defect. Chris easily falls into this category... and even if he did manage to find a a gun dealer that didn't other to do a background check, they would at least have to look at his face and appearance and deny him for his autism (though it's more likely they would just assume he has down syndrome). Take some peace in knowing that Chris can't legally buy firearms --[[User:SargentPickles\|SargentPickles]] 00:25, 29 June 2010 (EST)

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	He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
	* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)		* I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his [[tugboat]]? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--[[User:Blazer\|Blazer]] 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
			** Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias\|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)