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WarnerBro at 03:32, 21 August 2026

2026-08-21T03:32:34Z

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	*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009\|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?		*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009\|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
	*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009\|trolling stupid]]"?		*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009\|trolling stupid]]"?
	*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes\|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[~~Weening~~\|ween]] mere hours later?		*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes\|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weens\|ween]] mere hours later?
	*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor\|male prostitute]]?		*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor\|male prostitute]]?
	**... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes\|female prostitute]]?		**... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes\|female prostitute]]?
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	*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident\|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?		*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident\|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
	*... that [[Jerkhief\|wooden badges]] are delicious?		*... that [[Jerkhief\|wooden badges]] are delicious?
	*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while ~~his~~ [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?		*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while [[Bob Chandler\|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?
	*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change\|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?		*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change\|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?
	**... and that his [[Chris and Spanish\|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?		**... and that his [[Chris and Spanish\|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 02:56, 31 July 2026

2026-07-31T02:56:02Z

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	*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty\|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?		*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty\|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
	*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons\|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?		*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons\|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
	**... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020\|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] ~~to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt\|Donald Trump]]~~?		**... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020\|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite previously endorsing [[Joe Biden]]'s presidential campaign?
	*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?		*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
			**... that Chris later did grow a beard in [[Jail Saga\|jail]] after being forbidden from accessing sharp implements?
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	*... that Chris spent a lot of time in [[Chris's room\|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter\|a babysitter locking him in there]]?		*... that Chris spent a lot of time in [[Chris's room\|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter\|a babysitter locking him in there]]?

Master at 04:41, 26 July 2026

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FullNameUnknown: I am at least 10% sure this is supposed to be 22 instead of 19

2026-07-26T04:04:37Z

I am at least 10% sure this is supposed to be 22 instead of 19

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	*... that [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008\|Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for]] [[PandaHalo]]?		*... that [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008\|Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for]] [[PandaHalo]]?

FullNameUnknown: Added Group 21 for no real reason. I'm not actually an Alabama fan.

2026-07-17T21:01:27Z

Added Group 21 for no real reason. I'm not actually an Alabama fan.

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	*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022\|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]?		*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022\|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]?
	*... that [[Count Graduon]] is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?		*... that [[Count Graduon]] is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?
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			*... that [[Bob Chandler\|Bob Chandler's]] ''alma mater'' is a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering from Auburn University? (roll tide)
			*... that Chris once compared [[Father Call\|carrying your dead friend on your back to safety to the struggle of moving furniture?]]
			*... that [[Trolls\|trolls]] once presented a script of a video [[Twin Falling Towers\|mocking 9/11 in order to threaten Clyde Cash]] to Chris, and then Chris ''created and released it for them?''
			*... that Chris's [[Chandler Family Tree\|family tree]] includes six people that fought for the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War, and that among those six, one owned ''twenty-one slaves?''
			*... that [[BILLY MAYS]] is absolutely [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS#IRC Transcript\|PERPLEXED THAT YOU WOULD OFFER THAT INFORMATION?]]
			*... [[Monthly tugboat\|that the government lended Chris at least $1,300 each month from 2010 until (presumably) 2023?]]
			*... that Chris sold at least 2,000 items from July 2025 to July 2026 on his [[OfficialCWCmart\|Etsy shop]]?
			*... that [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|the US and Japan really wanted to get it on]]?
			*... that [[Praetor]] [[OfficialCWCmart#Handmade Sonichu Medallion, WITH MEGASTONE\|is selling Sonichu Medallions for $110]]?
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WarnerBro at 01:48, 23 May 2026

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	*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I\|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?		*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I\|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?
	*... that [[BlueSpike]] was the [[ween]] in the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k JULAAAAAAAY call]?		*... that [[BlueSpike]] was the [[weens\|ween]] in the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k JULAAAAAAAY call]?
	*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?		*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?
	*... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl\|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]]?		*... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl\|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]]?

WarnerBro at 11:44, 21 March 2026

2026-03-21T11:44:55Z

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 17:00, 21 February 2026

2026-02-21T17:00:23Z

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	*... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?		*... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
	*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?		*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
	*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?		*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> <s>[[Mary Lee Walsh]]</s> [[January_2026_social_media_posts#Mayor_of_CWCville\|Robbie Van Drawson]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
	*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris\|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg\|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?		*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris\|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg\|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
	**... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment?		**... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment?

Ayumu Kasuga at 04:17, 6 January 2026

2026-01-06T04:17:30Z

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	*... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus\|basement]]?		*... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus\|basement]]?
	*... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan\|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide\|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]''?		*... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan\|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide\|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]''?
	*... that Chris has been to [[Finland]] on at least ~~four~~ separate occasions?		*... that Chris has been to [[Finland]] on at least seven separate occasions?
	**... and that Chris [[Walt's call with cwc! 2/17/25\|denies ever going to the country, despite photographic evidence]]?		**... and that Chris [[Walt's call with cwc! 5/17/25\|denies ever going to the country, despite photographic evidence]]?
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	*... that [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo\|amiibo]]?		*... that [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo\|amiibo]]?

Ayumu Kasuga at 06:44, 31 August 2025

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	*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears\|sings while vacuuming]]?		*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears\|sings while vacuuming]]?
	*... that Chris [[McIntire Park\|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?		*... that Chris [[McIntire Park\|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
			*... that Chris is practically blacklisted from being mentioned on [[Wikipedia]]?
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	*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity\|fat]]?		*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity\|fat]]?

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	*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009\|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?		*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009\|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
	*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009\|trolling stupid]]"?		*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009\|trolling stupid]]"?
	*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes\|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[~~Weening~~\|ween]] mere hours later?		*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes\|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weens\|ween]] mere hours later?
	*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor\|male prostitute]]?		*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor\|male prostitute]]?
	**... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes\|female prostitute]]?		**... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes\|female prostitute]]?
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	*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident\|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?		*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident\|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
	*... that [[Jerkhief\|wooden badges]] are delicious?		*... that [[Jerkhief\|wooden badges]] are delicious?
	*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while ~~his~~ [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?		*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while [[Bob Chandler\|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?
	*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change\|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?		*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change\|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?
	**... and that his [[Chris and Spanish\|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?		**... and that his [[Chris and Spanish\|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?

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	*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty\|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?		*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty\|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
	*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons\|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?		*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons\|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
	**... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020\|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] ~~to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt\|Donald Trump]]~~?		**... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020\|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite previously endorsing [[Joe Biden]]'s presidential campaign?
	*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?		*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
			**... that Chris later did grow a beard in [[Jail Saga\|jail]] after being forbidden from accessing sharp implements?
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	*... that Chris spent a lot of time in [[Chris's room\|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter\|a babysitter locking him in there]]?		*... that Chris spent a lot of time in [[Chris's room\|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter\|a babysitter locking him in there]]?

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	*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop\|hoppy Easter]]?		*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop\|hoppy Easter]]?
	*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree\|family]] a bunch of pack rats?		*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree\|family]] a bunch of pack rats?
	*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?		*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used [[Chris and race\|the actual N-word]] multiple times?
	**... That Chris was under the influence of [[trolls]] when he said those words?		**... That Chris was under the influence of [[trolls]] when he said those words?
	* ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob\|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer?		* ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is [[Prank calls#Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob\|Playing With Gutter Rats]] In the Sewer?
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	**... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021\| a cent]]?		**... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021\| a cent]]?
	*... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)\|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]?		*... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)\|Bible is ''The Simpsons'' and the Qur'an is ''Family Guy'']]?
	*... that [[Son-~~chu~~]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way?		*... that [[Son-Chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way?
	*... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments?		*... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments?
	*... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021\|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic\|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]?		*... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021\|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic\|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]?
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	*... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"\|denies being a lolcow]]?		*... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"\|denies being a lolcow]]?
	*... that [[Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022\|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]?		*... that [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] [[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022\|is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician]]?
	*... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions\|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra?		*... that Chris can [[Masturbation discussions\|feel how sad and horny he is]] in his heart and solar plexus chakra?
	*... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat\|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]?		*... that Chris [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat\|admits]] [[Women's Rights]] didn't exist in [[CWCville]] until [[2017]]?
	**... and that he blames it on the past Chris?		**... and that he blames it on the past Chris?
	*... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and ~~Money~~\|could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for]]?		*... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on [[toys]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], which [[Chris and money\|could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for]]?
	*... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022\|"Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"]]?		*... that Chris's full name and description is [[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022\|"Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"]]?
	*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022\|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]?		*... that the [[COVID-19]] pandemic [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022\|was engineered]] by [[Jacob Sockness]]?