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	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:59)</small> {{Rumors}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:59)</small> {{Rumors}} {{Homos}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.

	* '''[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]''' ''10 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:15)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Homos}} {{Sex}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.		* '''[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]''' ''10 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:15)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Homos}} {{Sex}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.

Master: /* July 2009 */ Guru Larry's interview is not on the list...

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	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' <small>(2:20)</small> {{Rumors}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]]. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' <small>(2:20)</small> {{Rumors}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]]. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.

	* '''[[For G4s Web Soup]]''' <small>(1:33)</small> {{Reason}} {{Television}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris is honored for being on Web Soup.		* '''[[For G4s Web Soup]]''' ''2 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(1:33)</small> {{Reason}} {{Television}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris is honored for being on Web Soup.

			*'''[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]''' ''[[July 2009]]'' <small>(38:14)</small> <br/>Chris is interviewed by Guru Larry.

	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:09)</small> {{Rumors}} {{Television}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note and killed BILLY MAYS.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:09)</small> {{Rumors}} {{Television}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note and killed BILLY MAYS.

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August 2009

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	* '''[[LOOK at the truth!]]''' ''10 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(4:57)</small> {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.		* '''[[LOOK at the truth!]]''' ''10 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(4:57)</small> {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.

			* '''[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]''' ''12 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(55:09)</small> {{Music}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris does a "radio" broadcast for his KCWC make believe CWCville radio station.

	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:43)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Fanart}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:43)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Fanart}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.

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	* '''[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(4:33)</small> {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.		* '''[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(4:33)</small> {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.

	* '''[[Chris Chan creepy smile]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:02)</small> {{Crazy}} {{~~ClassicShirt~~}} {{DenimJacket}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris smiles at the person recording creepily.		* '''[[Chris Chan creepy smile]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:02)</small> {{Crazy}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris smiles at the person recording creepily.

	* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:58)</small> {{Rage}} {{Comedy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Reason}} {{Website}} {{GreenBlackTrim}}<br/>While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.		* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:58)</small> {{Rage}} {{Comedy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Reason}} {{Website}} {{GreenBlackTrim}}<br/>While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.

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	* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.		* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.

	* '''[[McIntire Park#Chris on NBC\|Chris on NBC]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(2:00)</small> <br/>Chris shows up in a news report on the McIntire Park controversy walking in the background.		* '''[[McIntire Park#Chris on NBC\|Chris on NBC]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(2:00)</small> {{Live}} <br/>Chris shows up in a news report on the McIntire Park controversy walking in the background.

	*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.		*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.

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	*'''[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:56)</small> {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.		*'''[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:56)</small> {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.

	*'''[[McIntire Park#Chris in a Council Meeting\|Chris in a Council Meeting]]''' ''17 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(1:00)</small> {{Reason}} <br/>Chris goes to a council meeting to preserve McIntire Park and speaks out of turn.		*'''[[McIntire Park#Chris in a Council Meeting\|Chris in a Council Meeting]]''' ''17 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(1:00)</small> {{Reason}} {{Live}} <br/>Chris goes to a council meeting to preserve McIntire Park and speaks out of turn.

	*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:37)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Power}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.		*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:37)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Power}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.

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	*'''[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:56)</small> {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.		*'''[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:56)</small> {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.

	*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(:37)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Power}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.		*'''[[McIntire Park#Chris in a Council Meeting\|Chris in a Council Meeting]]''' ''17 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(1:00)</small> {{Reason}} <br/>Chris goes to a council meeting to preserve McIntire Park and speaks out of turn.

			*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:37)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Power}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.

	* '''[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(3:32)</small> {{Rage}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.		* '''[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(3:32)</small> {{Rage}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.

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	* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.		* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.

			* '''[[McIntire Park#Chris on NBC\|Chris on NBC]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(2:00)</small> <br/>Chris shows up in a news report on the McIntire Park controversy walking in the background.

	*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.		*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.

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	* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(0:32)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.		* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(0:32)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.

	* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:38)</small> {{Liquid}}<br/>Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from ''Aladdin'' in response to one of Kacey's videos.		* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:38)</small> {{Music}} {{Liquid}}<br/>Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from ''Aladdin'' in response to one of Kacey's videos.

	* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:31)</small> {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.		* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:31)</small> {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{Power}} {{Sex}} {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

	==November 2009==		==November 2009==

	* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(:58)</small> {{~~Power~~}} {{~~Clyde~~}} {{~~Smug~~}} {{BlueLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.		* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(0:58)</small> {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Power}} {{Clyde}} {{BlueLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.

	* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(:30)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{~~Clyde~~}} {{~~Audio~~}}<br/>Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.		* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(0:30)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Clyde}}<br/>Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.

	* '''[[It Will Never End]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(:23)</small> {{Smug}} {{~~Clyde~~}} {{~~Audio~~}}<br/>In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.		* '''[[It Will Never End]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(0:23)</small> {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.

	* '''[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' ''2 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(2:19)</small> {{~~Clyde~~}} {{~~Tragedy~~}} {{~~Audio~~}}<br/>Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.		* '''[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' ''2 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(2:19)</small> {{Tragedy}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}}<br/>Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.

	* '''[[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]''' ''3 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(10:23)</small> {{Sex}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid~~}} {{Crazy~~}} {{RedStripeShirt}} {{Direct Feed}}<br/>Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.		* '''[[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]''' ''3 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(10:23)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Sex}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{RedStripeShirt}} {{Direct Feed}}<br/>Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.

	* '''[[11042009 51 50\|51 50]]''' ''4 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(4:09)</small> {{Power}} {{ParappaShirt}}<br/>Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.		* '''[[11042009 51 50\|51 50]]''' ''4 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(4:09)</small> {{Power}} {{ParappaShirt}}<br/>Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
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	* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(2:04)</small> {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Liquid}} {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris, suddenly happy after being dumped brutally, shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.		* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(2:04)</small> {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Liquid}} {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris, suddenly happy after being dumped brutally, shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.

	* '''[[11142009\|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(1:59)</small> {{Clyde}} {{RefereeShirt}} <br/>Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.		* '''[[11142009\|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(1:59)</small> {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{RefereeShirt}} <br/>Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.

	* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(5:21)</small> {{~~Comics~~}} {{~~Fanart~~}} {{~~Smug~~}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.		* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(5:21)</small> {{Smug}} {{Comics}} {{Fanart}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

	* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(18:34)</small> {{Comics~~}} {{Audio~~}}<br/>Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.		* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(18:34)</small> {{Comics}}<br/>Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.

	==December 2009==		==December 2009==
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	* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:28)</small> {{Comics}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{SafetyParka}}<br/>Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.		* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:28)</small> {{Comics}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{SafetyParka}}<br/>Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.

	* '''[[9 December 2009\|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(8:08)</small> {{~~Homos~~}} {{~~Rumors~~}} {{~~Galpals~~}} {{~~(Handouts)~~}} {{~~Reason~~}} {{~~Crazy~~}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.		* '''[[9 December 2009\|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(8:08)</small> {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Homos}} {{Rumors}} {{Galpals}} {{(Handouts)}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.

	* '''[[Fanmail Reading]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(10:00)</small> {{OrangeShirt}}<br/>Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.		* '''[[Fanmail Reading]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(10:00)</small> {{OrangeShirt}}<br/>Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
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	* '''[[Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.		* '''[[Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.

	* '''[[IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:43)</small> {{Music}} {{~~Crazy~~}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.		* '''[[IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:43)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Sex}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.

	* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(5:53)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Galpals}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.		* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(5:53)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Galpals}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
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	* '''[[20 December 2009\|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(2:40)</small> {{Rumors}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.		* '''[[20 December 2009\|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(2:40)</small> {{Rumors}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.

	* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(9:16)</small> {{Comedy}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.		* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(9:16)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.

	* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:20)</small> {{~~RedYellowStripeShirt~~}} {{Website}}<br/>Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".		* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:20)</small> {{Reason}} {{Website}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".

	* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:21)</small> {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.		* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:21)</small> {{Rage}} {{Homos}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.

	* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:44)</small> {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.		* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:44)</small> {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.

	* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:25)</small> {{~~Homos~~}} {{~~Rage~~}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Hell]].		* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:25)</small> {{Rage}} {{Homos}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Hell]].

	* '''[[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:42)</small> {{~~Website~~}} {{~~Clyde~~}} {{~~reason~~}} {{DangerStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.<noinclude>{{usage\|1=This template is used to generate a segment of the content on the [[List of Videos]] page. This way, the article itself is much easier to manage. The format for using this template is as follows:<br />		* '''[[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:42)</small> {{Reason}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{DangerStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.<noinclude>{{usage\|1=This template is used to generate a segment of the content on the [[List of Videos]] page. This way, the article itself is much easier to manage. The format for using this template is as follows:<br />

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	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:46)</small> {{Rage}} {{BlueThinStriped}}<br/>Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:46)</small> {{Rage}} {{BlueThinStriped}}<br/>Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.

	* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' ''6 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(1:20)</small> {{Violence}} {{~~Rage~~}} {{~~ClassicShirt~~}}<br/>Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.		* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' ''6 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(1:20)</small> {{Rage}} {{Violence}} {{Power}} {{Clyde}} {{Emily}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}}<br/>Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.

	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:46)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:46)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
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	* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' ''13 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(4:30)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedPokeShirt}}<br/>Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.		* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' ''13 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(4:30)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedPokeShirt}}<br/>Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.

	* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' ''16 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(1:12)</small> {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!		* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' ''16 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(1:12)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:14)</small> {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:14)</small> {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.

	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:36)</small> {{WhiteBlackTrimShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:36)</small> {{Website}} {{WhiteBlackTrimShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.

	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' <small>(8:02)</small> {{Clyde}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' <small>(8:02)</small> {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.

	==October 2009==		==October 2009==

	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:59)</small> {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:59)</small> {{Rumors}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.

	* '''[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]''' ''10 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:15)</small> {{Homos}} {{~~Reason~~}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.		* '''[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]''' ''10 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:15)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Homos}} {{Sex}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.

	*'''[[Challenge for Clyde]]''' ''11 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:47)</small> {{~~Violence~~}} {{~~Rage~~}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.		*'''[[Challenge for Clyde]]''' ''11 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:47)</small> {{Rage}} {{Violence}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.

	* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{~~Power~~}} {{~~Crazy~~}} {{~~DarkRedShirt~~}} {{Clyde}} <br/>Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.		* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Comedy}} {{Power}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}} <br/>Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.

	* '''[[Challenge for Clyde II]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:33)</small> {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.		* '''[[Challenge for Clyde II]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:33)</small> {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.

	* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:59)</small> {{~~Racism~~}} {{~~Violence~~}} {{~~Crazy~~}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris unburies the <s>tomahawk</s> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.		* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:59)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Rage}} {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris unburies the <s>tomahawk</s> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.

	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:34)</small> {{Liquid}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:34)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rumors}} {{Television}} {{Liquid}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.

	* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(3:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris playing ''Guitar Hero'' on an expensive flat TV...on easy.		* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(3:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{Music}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris playing ''Guitar Hero'' on an expensive flat TV...on easy.

	* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' ''18 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:03)</small> {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend'', but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.		* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' ''18 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:03)</small> {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend'', but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.
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	* '''[[For Chris]]''' ''22 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(8:32)</small> {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.		* '''[[For Chris]]''' ''22 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(8:32)</small> {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.

	* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:57)</small> {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.		* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:57)</small> {{Reason}} {{Sex}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.

	* '''[[10242009]]''' ''24 [[October 2009]]''<small>(:28)</small> {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.		* '''[[10242009]]''' ''24 [[October 2009]]''<small>(:28)</small> {{Rage}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.

	* '''[[For Kacey II]]''' ''25 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:03)</small> {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].		* '''[[For Kacey II]]''' ''25 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:03)</small> {{Reason}} {{Sex}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].

	* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:25)</small> {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.		* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:25)</small> {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.

	* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:53)</small> {{Smug}} {{~~Clyde~~}} {{~~Audio~~}}<br/>The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.		* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(0:53)</small> {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.

	* '''[[For Chris II]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:09)</small> {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.		* '''[[For Chris II]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:09)</small> {{Reason}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.

	* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:25)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{~~Clyde~~}} {{~~Audio~~}}<br/>The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.		* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(0:25)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.

	* '''[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:27)</small> {{Smug}} {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.		* '''[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:27)</small> {{Smug}} {{Rage}} {{Music}} {{Violence}} {{Galpals}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.

	* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:10)</small> {{Power}} {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde~~}} {{Audio~~}}<br/>The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".		* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:10)</small> {{Power}} {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".

	* '''[[30 Push-Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:29)</small> {{Power}} {{BlueTShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.		* '''[[30 Push-Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:29)</small> {{Power}} {{BlueTShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.

	* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:32)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{~~Clyde~~}} {{~~Audio~~}}<br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.		* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(0:32)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.

	* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:38)</small> {{Liquid}}<br/>Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from ''Aladdin'' in response to one of Kacey's videos.		* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:38)</small> {{Liquid}}<br/>Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from ''Aladdin'' in response to one of Kacey's videos.