The Kevin and Bean Show Segment - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR at 03:35, 17 April 2026

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	'''''The Kevin and Bean Show'' Segment''' is an 8-minute radio clip from [[May 2009]], in which the hosts of the self-titled ''~~[http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/~~ The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on ~~[[Wikipedia:KROQ-FM~~\|KROQ-FM]] in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''two and a half minutes'' giving "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they actually get around to playing it.		'''''The Kevin and Bean Show'' Segment''' is an 8-minute radio clip from [[May 2009]], in which the hosts of the self-titled ''The {{w\|Kevin and Bean}} Show'' on {{w\|KROQ-FM}} in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''two and a half minutes'' giving "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they actually get around to playing it.

	This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].		This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==

			<center>{{#ev:youtube\|bhu8ltBl2_U}}</center>

	===Viewer discretion is advised===		===Viewer discretion is advised===
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	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> H-Hang on.		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> H-Hang on.

	<font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 2:'''</font> ~~This~~ program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion advised.		<font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 2:'''</font> The following program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion advised.

	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Right, so he turns the camera...		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Right, so he turns the camera... [''laughs'']

	<font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 3:'''</font> This program contains sexually explicit dialogue. Viewer discretion is advised.		<font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 3:'''</font> This program contains sexually explicit dialogue. Viewer discretion is advised.
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	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> --he's sitting, he's sitting in a--		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> --he's sitting, he's sitting in a--

	<font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 5:'''</font> A warning: some of what you're about to see and hear is explicit.		<font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 5:'''</font> ''[an audio clip from To Catch a Predator]'' A warning: some of what you're about to see and hear is explicit.

	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Alright, go ahead.		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Alright, go ahead.
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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Toucher and Rich Segment]]		*[[Toucher and Rich Segment]]
			*[[Opie and Anthony]]
			*[[WTFIWWY Segment]]

	==External links==		==External links==

Amanitie at 14:17, 5 November 2021

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	'''''The Kevin and Bean Show'' Segment''' is an 8-minute radio clip from [[May 2009]], in which the hosts of the self-titled ''[http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/ The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on [[Wikipedia:KROQ-FM\|KROQ-FM]] in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''two and a half minutes'' ~~playing~~ "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they ~~play~~ it.		'''''The Kevin and Bean Show'' Segment''' is an 8-minute radio clip from [[May 2009]], in which the hosts of the self-titled ''[http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/ The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on [[Wikipedia:KROQ-FM\|KROQ-FM]] in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''two and a half minutes'' giving "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they actually get around to playing it.

	This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].		This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].
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	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Hmmm...!		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Hmmm...!

	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Find out more about that, also actor [[wikipedia:Steve_Zahn\|Steve Zahn]]'s gonna be joining us tomorrow. Look, uh, this video we're about to talk about is up at the Kevin and Bean section of KROQ.com. ''I'm'' wondering if this is a ''real'' guy with, you know, he's just a weird geeky guy and he's speaking from the heart or if this is going to turn out to be the next "Borat". This is some sort of comedy genius [<font color="Pink">'''Lisa May:'''</font> Wow.] and this is just a crazy character he's created. What do you guys think?		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Find out more about that, also actor [[wikipedia:Steve_Zahn\|Steve Zahn]]'s gonna be joining us tomorrow. Look, uh, this video we're about to talk about is up at the Kevin and Bean section of KROQ.com. ''I'm'' wondering if this is a ''real'' guy with, you know, he's just a weird geeky guy and he's speaking from the heart or if this is going to turn out to be the next "Borat". This is some sort of comedy genius [<font color="Pink">'''Lisa May:'''</font> Wow.] and [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|this is just a crazy character he's created]]. What do you guys think?

	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Hold up one second.		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Hold up one second.
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	<font color="Pink">'''Lisa May:'''</font> Huh.		<font color="Pink">'''Lisa May:'''</font> Huh.

	:<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> ...even when they, uh, do it to themselves. Just, like, you know, spanking is, uh, generally a pop— generally a popular type, uh, thing amongst adults. And then the, uh, third topic which was the—uh, the photographs of, uh, me in, uh... 'dult diapers.		:<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> ...even when they, uh, do it to themselves. Just, like, you know, spanking is, uh, generally a pop— generally a popular type, uh, thing amongst adults. And then the, uh, third topic which was the—uh, the photographs of, uh, me in, uh... [[Butt garments\|'dult diapers]].

	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Okay so the dude... the dude recycles when he shouldn't.		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Okay so the dude... the dude recycles when he shouldn't.

Amanitie at 18:58, 13 March 2019

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	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> What's he talking about?		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> What's he talking about?

	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> ... [[~~dirty~~, ~~crapped briefs~~\|you'll find out]].		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> ... [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|you'll find out]].

	:<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> You know you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but... I [[recycling\|recycle]] my own [''here, the word "[[semen]]" has been beeped out.'']		:<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> You know you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but... I [[recycling\|recycle]] my own [''here, the word "[[semen]]" has been beeped out.'']

FromtheWordsofBR at 01:50, 13 November 2015

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	'''''The Kevin and Bean Show'' Segment''' is an 8 minute radio clip in which the hosts of the self-titled [http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/''The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on [[Wikipedia:KROQ-FM\|KROQ-FM]] in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''two and a half minutes'' playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play ~~the tape. It aired in [[May 2009]]~~.		'''''The Kevin and Bean Show'' Segment''' is an 8-minute radio clip from [[May 2009]], in which the hosts of the self-titled ''[http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/ The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on [[Wikipedia:KROQ-FM\|KROQ-FM]] in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''two and a half minutes'' playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play it.

	This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].		This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].

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The video: gone

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	This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].		This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].

	~~==The video==~~
	~~<center>{{#ev:youtube\|ZtcJZPlQurw}}</center>~~

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==

HarryHowler at 18:19, 1 August 2012

2012-08-01T18:19:26Z

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	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> He's a guy, he looks like he's--		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> He's a guy, he looks like he's--

	<font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 4:'''</font> These images may be too shocking for young children.		<font color="YellowGreen">'''Viewer discretion warning 4:'''</font> ''[an audio clip of Cartman from [[South Park]]]'' These images may be too shocking for young children.

	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Alright, 'kay, go ahead.		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Alright, 'kay, go ahead.

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2012-06-28T08:06:30Z

Adding download link.

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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Toucher and Rich Segment]]		*[[Toucher and Rich Segment]]

			==External links==
			* [http://www.mediafire.com/?bzp6vm4q0bx65s2 Audio download]

	[[Category: Media that has been published in real life]]		[[Category: Media that has been published in real life]]

HarryHowler: /* Playing the video */

2011-11-09T12:16:25Z

Playing the video

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	[''Lisa is overcome with laughter'']		[''Lisa is overcome with laughter'']

	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> How did he have time to film this video when ''Star Trek'' opened this weekend?		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> How did he have time to film this video when ''[[wikipedia:Star Trek (film)\|Star Trek]]'' opened this weekend?

	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> I don't know. And he's holding a [[video game]] controller! He's not playing a video game but he's holding it and messing with it the whole time he's talking.		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> I don't know. And he's holding a [[video game]] controller! He's not playing a video game but he's holding it and messing with it the whole time he's talking.

Eamoo at 20:59, 29 September 2011

2011-09-29T20:59:56Z

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	'''The Kevin and Bean Show Segment''' is an 8 minute radio clip in which the hosts of the self-titled [http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/''The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on KROQ ~~106.7~~ FM in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''2 and a half minutes'' playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play the tape. It aired in May 2009.		'''''The Kevin and Bean Show'' Segment''' is an 8 minute radio clip in which the hosts of the self-titled [http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/''The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on [[Wikipedia:KROQ-FM\|KROQ-FM]] in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009\|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''two and a half minutes'' playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play the tape. It aired in [[May 2009]].

	This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics.		This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his antics, the other being the [[Toucher and Rich Segment]].

	==The video==		==The video==
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	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Everyone, probably?		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Everyone, probably?

	<font color="Pink">'''Lisa ~~may~~:'''</font> Put me in that category.		<font color="Pink">'''Lisa May:'''</font> Put me in that category.

	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Who hasn't? So first he says "I wanted to feel the sensation-I wanted to feel what it was like", but then who hasn't needed one, and had to have one?		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> Who hasn't? So first he says "I wanted to feel the sensation- I wanted to feel what it was like", but then who hasn't needed one, and had to have one?

	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Ewwww.		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Ewwww.

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: Now now, no potshotting your kin...

2011-09-28T22:07:31Z

Now now, no potshotting your kin...

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	<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> ... [[dirty, crapped briefs\|you'll find out]].		<font color="DarkRed">'''Kevin:'''</font> ... [[dirty, crapped briefs\|you'll find out]].

	:<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> You know you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but... I [[recycling\|recycle]] my own [''~~BEEP'']. [''The beeped~~ word ~~is '~~[[semen]]~~', for you newfags and [[User:Ronichu\|retards]]~~'']		:<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> You know you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but... I [[recycling\|recycle]] my own [''here, the word "[[semen]]" has been beeped out.'']

	<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Oh, wow.		<font color="DarkCyan">'''Bean:'''</font> Oh, wow.