Third date - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 11:43, 19 February 2026

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	{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}		{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}

	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s ~~faggotry~~.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s blatant horniness.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a rigid set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a rigid set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.

Amanitie at 15:24, 19 September 2024

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	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s faggotry.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s faggotry.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a rigid set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.

	==Background==		==Background==

	Chris, like many [[Autism\|autistics]], tends to view the world in absolute values and quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning, due to his difficulty in handling [[Random-access humor\|abstract ideas]]. His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been [[Two's company snapshots\|on]] [[Emily\|three]] [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|dates]] (and all of them were [[trolls\|troll]] setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another, and the third date ends with [[sex]].		Chris, like many [[Autism\|autistics]], tends to view the world in absolute values and quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning, due to his difficulty in handling [[Random-access humor\|abstract ideas]]. His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been [[Two's company snapshots\|on]] [[Emily\|three]] [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|dates]] (and all of them were [[trolls\|troll]] setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another, and the third date ends with [[Chris and sex\|sex]].

	Chris has often shown that his ideas about ~~[[Chris and~~ sex~~\|sex]]~~ are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners. It was not out of character that when he did finally lose his [[virgin with rage\|virginity]], it was to a [[Mia Hamm\|prostitute]].		Chris has often shown that his ideas about sex are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners. It was not out of character that when he did finally lose his [[virgin with rage\|virginity]], it was to a [[Mia Hamm\|prostitute]].

	As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or [[rape]] than what goes on between a loving couple.		As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or [[rape]] than what goes on between a loving couple.

Got2Hands at 20:32, 15 September 2024

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	{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}		{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}

	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s ~~bullshit~~.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s faggotry.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.

WarnerBro at 22:14, 27 April 2023

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	{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}		{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}

	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.
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	==Background==		==Background==

	Chris, like many [[Autism\|autistics]], tends to view the world in absolute values and quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning, due to his difficulty in handling [[Random-access humor\|abstract ideas]]. His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been [[Two's company snapshots\|on]] [[Emily\|three]] [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|dates]] (and all of them were [[troll]] setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another, and the third date ends with [[sex]].		Chris, like many [[Autism\|autistics]], tends to view the world in absolute values and quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning, due to his difficulty in handling [[Random-access humor\|abstract ideas]]. His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been [[Two's company snapshots\|on]] [[Emily\|three]] [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|dates]] (and all of them were [[trolls\|troll]] setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another, and the third date ends with [[sex]].

	Chris has often shown that his ideas about [[Chris and ~~Sex~~\|sex]] are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners. It was not out of character that when he did finally lose his [[virgin with rage\|virginity]], it was to a [[Mia Hamm\|prostitute]].		Chris has often shown that his ideas about [[Chris and sex\|sex]] are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners. It was not out of character that when he did finally lose his [[virgin with rage\|virginity]], it was to a [[Mia Hamm\|prostitute]].

	As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or [[rape]] than what goes on between a loving couple.		As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or [[rape]] than what goes on between a loving couple.
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	The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth-date rule, the second-date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of [[TRUE and HONEST]] feelings (although one notable variation states that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).		The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth-date rule, the second-date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of [[TRUE and HONEST]] feelings (although one notable variation states that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).

	While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's a guideline at best. Chris, being a long way from sane, seems to have twisted the idea into [[Autism\|a rigid, unbreakable law]]. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' get laid.		While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's a guideline at best. Chris, [[Chris and mental healthcare\|being a long way from sane]], seems to have twisted the idea into [[Autism\|a rigid, unbreakable law]]. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' get laid.

	==References by Chris==		==References by Chris==
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	Chris's [[OkCupid]] profile takes this obsession with immediate sex a step further, saying that women should message him if "they're willing to get to [[Chris's room\|the bedroom]] as quickly as right after the first date." Given that the same profile also demands that women meet him in person as soon as two days after the first online contact, Chris has effectively shortened his expectations from three official dates to three days since the initial "hello." Needless to say, this aggressive stance on immediate sex has not gotten him anywhere.		Chris's [[OkCupid]] profile takes this obsession with immediate sex a step further, saying that women should message him if "they're willing to get to [[Chris's room\|the bedroom]] as quickly as right after the first date." Given that the same profile also demands that women meet him in person as soon as two days after the first online contact, Chris has effectively shortened his expectations from three official dates to three days since the initial "hello." Needless to say, this aggressive stance on immediate sex has not gotten him anywhere.

	Given how Chris is apt to take [[Attraction Sign\|something that doesn't work]] and simply [[Fridays After Five\|do it harder]], it was only a matter of time until Chris started to demand absolutely no dates [[The Hook Cafe\|at all]]. In [[Jackie E-mails 22]] Chris mentions how he realizes he is "not mentally ready for a relationship" and says that he "needs more socialization practice in real life for starters." However, even though he explicitly states that he doesn't want a relationship with Jackie, he still tells her that he wants to keep casual sex open as an option.		Given how Chris is apt to take [[Attraction Sign\|something that doesn't work]] and simply [[Fridays After Five\|do it harder]], it was only a matter of time until Chris started to demand absolutely no dates [[The Hook Cafe\|at all]]. In [[Jackie E-mails 22]] Chris mentions how he realizes he is "not mentally ready for a relationship" and says that he "needs more [[Chris and socialization\|socialization]] practice in real life for starters." However, even though he explicitly states that he doesn't want a relationship with Jackie, he still tells her that he wants to keep casual sex open as an option.

	==References==		==References==

KingClark at 10:09, 8 January 2022

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	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[~~Incest~~\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.

	==Background==		==Background==

KingClark at 05:37, 28 October 2021

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	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Incest\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.

	==Background==		==Background==

KingClark: /* References by Chris */

2021-05-30T17:55:00Z

References by Chris

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	Because Chris puts so much faith in the notion that date number three means guaranteed sex, references to this idea show up frequently in his writing and conversations.		Because Chris puts so much faith in the notion that date number three means guaranteed sex, references to this idea show up frequently in his writing and conversations.

	* On the [[CWCipedia]] Christian briefly mentioned that [~~http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Dating_Education~~ Dating education] is needed because sex education is only useful "after 3 or so dates."		* On the [[CWCipedia]] Christian briefly mentioned that [[Dating education]] is needed because sex education is only useful "after 3 or so dates."
	* Likewise, in his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], Chris declared that "Sex Ed is good for date 3 or beyond, but what is it that has to be done before then?"		* Likewise, in his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], Chris declared that "Sex Ed is good for date 3 or beyond, but what is it that has to be done before then?"
	* In a [[IRC_(18_December_2008)\|fan chat]] from [[December 2008]], Chris broke down his plans for three ideal dates, the third one concluding with "snuggle and beyond."		* In a [[IRC_(18_December_2008)\|fan chat]] from [[December 2008]], Chris broke down his plans for three ideal dates, the third one concluding with "snuggle and beyond."

KingClark at 17:53, 30 May 2021

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	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]], [[~~Christan~~ Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.

	==Background==		==Background==

KingClark at 17:53, 30 May 2021

2021-05-30T17:53:44Z

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	{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}		{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}

	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic]]'s bullshit.]]
	~~The '''third date''' is~~ the ~~date upon which~~ [[Chris]] ~~has stated~~ he ~~believes~~ [[hanky-panky]] must occur.
			Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]], [[Christan Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.

	==Background==		==Background==

	Chris, like many [[Autism\|autistics]], tends to view the world in absolute values and quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning, due to his difficulty in handling [[Random-access humor\|abstract ideas]]. His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been [[Two's company snapshots\|on]] [[Emily\|three]] [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|dates]] (and all of them were [[troll]] setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another, and the third date ends with [[sex]].		Chris, like many [[Autism\|autistics]], tends to view the world in absolute values and quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning, due to his difficulty in handling [[Random-access humor\|abstract ideas]]. His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been [[Two's company snapshots\|on]] [[Emily\|three]] [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|dates]] (and all of them were [[troll]] setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another, and the third date ends with [[sex]].

KingClark: /* Rationale */

2021-05-30T17:49:06Z

Rationale

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	The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth-date rule, the second-date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of [[TRUE and HONEST]] feelings (although one notable variation states that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).		The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth-date rule, the second-date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of [[TRUE and HONEST]] feelings (although one notable variation states that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).

	While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's a guideline at best. Chris, being a long way from sane, seems to have twisted the idea into [[Autism\|a rigid, unbreakable law]]. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' ~~[[Chris_and_reality\|~~get laid]].		While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's a guideline at best. Chris, being a long way from sane, seems to have twisted the idea into [[Autism\|a rigid, unbreakable law]]. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' get laid.

	==References by Chris==		==References by Chris==

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	{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}		{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}

	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s ~~faggotry~~.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s blatant horniness.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a rigid set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a rigid set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.

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	{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}		{{Quote\|first date: [[McDonalds]], [[Burger King]], Arby's, etc; it would be a mutual choice between the two of us. Second Date; [[Obesity\|CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corral]], etc. and a movie and/or a walk in the park. Third Date: mutual choice restraunt, mutual choice shopping, movie, walk or other, and hopefully, if she wanted to, snuggle and beyond.\|Chris, [[IRC (18 December 2008)]].}}

	[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s ~~bullshit~~.]]		[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris, for once in his life, reacts the way anybody would to [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic]]'s faggotry.]]

	Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.		Prior to cutting out the middle man and [[Mia Hamm\|hiring a prostitute]] (and later [[Affair with Mother\|fucking his own mom]]), [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] had a set of beliefs regarding how a relationship should proceed and when it was acceptable for a couple to start getting intimate. As such, he alluded to the idea that [[Chris and sex\|hanky-panky]] must occur on, or after, the '''third date'''.