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2010-01-14T18:41:05Z

Cosmetic Change.

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	'''To Clyde and Jack''' (originally posted as '''To Clyde and Jack.MOV''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 27 [[December 2009]]. Chris tells both [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Clyde Cash]] to [[Chris and anger\|commit suicide and burn in hell]]. Chris continues to be butt-hurt over [[Homos\|homosexuals]], telling Jack and Clyde that they are hurting the cause of gay rights and claiming [[List of Chris's lies\|he has "Gay Friends"]]. Then he reminds us to [[Chris and hypocrisy#"I fear them all" — Homosexuality\|stay straight]].		#REDIRECT [[To Clyde and Jack]]

	Chris spends much of this video scratching himself with alarming frequency, pausing at least 12 times to scratch, adjust his collar, hitch up his pants, or otherwise address some source of discomfort. The [[Chris and Health#~~Hygiene\|cause]] remains unknown, but it should be noted that Chris has worn the same~~ [[~~Chris and fashion\|long-sleeved polo shirt]] now for four days straight.~~

	~~==Video==~~

	~~{{Tardrage}}~~

	~~<center>~~

	~~{{Infobox/video~~
	~~\| name =~~ To Clyde and Jack
	~~\| image = {{#ev:youtube\|CU8-3ba-R1E}}~~
	~~\| imagewidth = 250~~
	~~\| Stardate = 27 December, 2009~~
	~~\| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]~~
	~~\| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Homos]]~~
	~~\| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]~~
	~~\| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde]] Saga~~
	~~\| previous = [[Download For Play Only]]~~
	~~\| next = [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp]]~~
	~~}}</center>~~

	~~===Transcript===~~
	~~Uhh, this is not a canon [[Captain's Log]], but I have a statement that I feel that I need to make. Both... [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. This message goes to them!~~

	You both think you're so tough. You both think you're so righteous because you're trying to overthrow [[Chris\|somebody who hates homosexuals]]. Well, you know what? [[Lie\|I'm okay with associating with homosexuals]], but I—not be—but the—not beyond friendship. I'll-I'll be willing to be friends with homosexuals, I even have a [[gal pal]] [[Anna McLerran\|who's a lesbian]]. As a—and she's a good friend, as well! But I'm just saying [''gestures wildly''] nothing further with the male homosexuals!

	~~And as long as they keep it behind their closed doors, I don't give a damn.~~

	And both of you, Jack and Clyde. Both of y'all want me to like homosexuals more, a little bit, but you—both of you—you're not—put'n, the aspect of anybody, within that—within that lifes-w-w-wh—who's living that lifesty—who's living that lifestyle. You're not putting any of those people in bright light! If anything, you're making the light of homosexualality so much God-damn worse! You both are definitely '''evil seeds that just need to be put into hell'''!

	So not only would you be good both you Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, be doin' me a favor, but you'd be doing your whole God-dang homosexuality community a favor, by '''committing suicide, killing yourselves and rotting in hell'''!

	~~And [[Vivian]], I'm [[Chris and remorse\|sorry]] about saying that about your cousin, but that's just the way I feel! [[Death threats#Vivian Gee\|I got nothing against you Vivian]].~~

	~~[''brief pause wherein Chris scratches himself and sighs'']~~

	~~Anyway, that's the way I feel. Both of you two can just go rot in hell, for all I care. And for the whole world who care—and for whole world s—s—cares.~~

	Also I just want to remind everybody that, uh, [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|the revised version of the text]] that's on that God-dang [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is up on the [[CWCipedia]]. You find a link to it under the portal on the CWCipedia. That's all I will say about that.

	~~So that's just my point—that's just all those—all my views, and how—what's actually true and false, and exaggerated, from within tha—all that text. Right.~~

	[''raises hands, closes eyes''] Okay, well, to most everyone, [''sigh''] stay straight and not being swayed any other direction. That's me. Alright. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day, most of you. And Jack and Cl-Clyde, yeah, [[Chris and religion\|suicide, death, rot in hell]].

	~~==Remixed==~~

	~~<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo~~
	~~\| name = three point plan for living~~
	~~\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|Pyau0NoVyYg}}~~
	~~\| Stardate = 27 December 2009~~
	~~\| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreggMays '''TheGreggMays''']~~
	~~\| Subject = [[Chris]]~~
	~~\| Video Type = Remix~~
	~~\| Other Info = SUICIDE. DEATH. ROT IN HELL.~~
	~~}}</center>~~

	~~{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Download For Play Only]]\|nextlink=[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]\|}}~~

	~~{{Troll Videos}}~~

	~~[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube~~]]

Jewlay: /* Transcript */

2010-01-11T06:48:02Z

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	Uhh, this is not a canon [[Captain's Log]], but I have a statement that I feel that I need to make. Both... [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. This message goes to them!		Uhh, this is not a canon [[Captain's Log]], but I have a statement that I feel that I need to make. Both... [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. This message goes to them!

	You both think you're so tough. You both think you're so righteous because you're trying to overthrow [[Chris\|somebody who hates homosexuals]]. Well you know what? [[Lie\|I'm okay with associating with homosexuals]], but I—not be—but the—not beyond friendship. I'll be willing to be friends with homosexuals, I even have a [[gal pal]] [[Anna McLerran\|who's a lesbian]]. As ~~a—as a—she~~'s a good friend, as well! But I'm just saying [''gestures wildly''] nothing further with the male homosexuals!		You both think you're so tough. You both think you're so righteous because you're trying to overthrow [[Chris\|somebody who hates homosexuals]]. Well, you know what? [[Lie\|I'm okay with associating with homosexuals]], but I—not be—but the—not beyond friendship. I'll-I'll be willing to be friends with homosexuals, I even have a [[gal pal]] [[Anna McLerran\|who's a lesbian]]. As a—and she's a good friend, as well! But I'm just saying [''gestures wildly''] nothing further with the male homosexuals!

	And as long as they keep it behind their closed doors, I don't give a damn.		And as long as they keep it behind their closed doors, I don't give a damn.

	And both of you, Jack and Clyde. Both of y'all want me to like homosexuals more, a little bit, but ~~you both~~ of you—you're not—put'n, the aspect of anybody, within that—within that lifes-w-w-wh—who's living that lifesty—who's living that lifestyle. You're not putting any of those people in bright light! If anything, you're making the light of homosexualality so much God-damn worse! You both are definitely '''evil seeds that just need to be put into hell'''!		And both of you, Jack and Clyde. Both of y'all want me to like homosexuals more, a little bit, but you—both of you—you're not—put'n, the aspect of anybody, within that—within that lifes-w-w-wh—who's living that lifesty—who's living that lifestyle. You're not putting any of those people in bright light! If anything, you're making the light of homosexualality so much God-damn worse! You both are definitely '''evil seeds that just need to be put into hell'''!

	So not only would you be good both you Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, be doin' me a favor, but you'd be doing your whole God-dang homosexuality community a favor, by '''committing suicide, killing yourselves and rotting in hell'''!		So not only would you be good both you Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, be doin' me a favor, but you'd be doing your whole God-dang homosexuality community a favor, by '''committing suicide, killing yourselves and rotting in hell'''!
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	[''brief pause wherein Chris scratches himself and sighs'']		[''brief pause wherein Chris scratches himself and sighs'']

	Anyway, that's the way I feel. Both of you two can just go rot in hell~~. For~~ all I care~~, and~~ for the whole world who care—and for whole world ~~who s-s cares~~.		Anyway, that's the way I feel. Both of you two can just go rot in hell, for all I care. And for the whole world who care—and for whole world s—s—cares.

	Also I just want to remind everybody that, uh, [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|the revised version of the text]] that's on that ~~god~~ dang [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is up on the [[CWCipedia]]. You find a link to it under the portal on the CWCipedia. That's all I will say about that.		Also I just want to remind everybody that, uh, [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|the revised version of the text]] that's on that God-dang [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is up on the [[CWCipedia]]. You find a link to it under the portal on the CWCipedia. That's all I will say about that.

	So that's just my point—that's just all those—all my views, and how—what's actually true and false, and exaggerated, from within tha—all that text. Right.		So that's just my point—that's just all those—all my views, and how—what's actually true and false, and exaggerated, from within tha—all that text. Right.

	[''raises hands, closes eyes''] Okay, well, to most everyone, [''sigh''] stay straight and not being swayed in any other direction. That's me. Alright. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day, most of you. And Jack and Cl-Clyde, yeah, [[Chris and religion\|suicide, death, rot in hell]].		[''raises hands, closes eyes''] Okay, well, to most everyone, [''sigh''] stay straight and not being swayed any other direction. That's me. Alright. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day, most of you. And Jack and Cl-Clyde, yeah, [[Chris and religion\|suicide, death, rot in hell]].

	==Remixed==		==Remixed==

Jewlay: /* Transcript */ accurate stuttering and missing word

2010-01-10T08:22:42Z

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	And as long as they keep it behind their closed doors, I don't give a damn.		And as long as they keep it behind their closed doors, I don't give a damn.

	And both of you, Jack and Clyde. Both of y'all want me to like homosexuals more, a little bit, but you ~~both—you—you~~'re not—put, the aspect of anybody, within that—within that ~~lifestyle—who~~'s living that lifesty—who's living that lifestyle. You're not putting any of those people in bright light! If anything, you're making the light of ~~homosexuality~~ so much God-damn worse! You both are definitely '''evil seeds that just need to be put into hell'''!		And both of you, Jack and Clyde. Both of y'all want me to like homosexuals more, a little bit, but you both of you—you're not—put'n, the aspect of anybody, within that—within that lifes-w-w-wh—who's living that lifesty—who's living that lifestyle. You're not putting any of those people in bright light! If anything, you're making the light of homosexualality so much God-damn worse! You both are definitely '''evil seeds that just need to be put into hell'''!

	So not only would you be good both you Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, be doin' me a favor, but you'd be doing your whole God-dang homosexuality community a favor, by '''committing suicide, killing yourselves and rotting in hell'''!		So not only would you be good both you Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, be doin' me a favor, but you'd be doing your whole God-dang homosexuality community a favor, by '''committing suicide, killing yourselves and rotting in hell'''!
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	[''brief pause wherein Chris scratches himself and sighs'']		[''brief pause wherein Chris scratches himself and sighs'']

	Anyway, that's the way I feel. Both of you two can just go rot in hell. For all I care, and for the whole world who ~~care—for the~~ whole world who cares.		Anyway, that's the way I feel. Both of you two can just go rot in hell. For all I care, and for the whole world who care—and for whole world who s-s cares.

	Also I just want to remind everybody that, uh, [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|the revised version of the text]] that's on that god dang [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is up on the [[CWCipedia]]. You find a link to it under the portal on the CWCipedia. That's all I will say about that.		Also I just want to remind everybody that, uh, [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|the revised version of the text]] that's on that god dang [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is up on the [[CWCipedia]]. You find a link to it under the portal on the CWCipedia. That's all I will say about that.

	So that's just my point—that's just all those—all my views, and how—what's actually true and false, and exaggerated, from within ~~that—all~~ that text. Right.		So that's just my point—that's just all those—all my views, and how—what's actually true and false, and exaggerated, from within tha—all that text. Right.

	[''raises hands, closes eyes''] Okay, well, to most everyone, [''sigh''] stay straight and not being swayed in any other direction. That's me. Alright. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day, most of you. And Jack and Clyde, [[Chris and religion\|suicide, death, rot in hell]].		[''raises hands, closes eyes''] Okay, well, to most everyone, [''sigh''] stay straight and not being swayed in any other direction. That's me. Alright. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day, most of you. And Jack and Cl-Clyde, yeah, [[Chris and religion\|suicide, death, rot in hell]].

	==Remixed==		==Remixed==

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2010-01-08T19:29:18Z

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	<center>{{#ev:youtube\|Pyau0NoVyYg}}</center>		<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
			\| name = three point plan for living
			\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|Pyau0NoVyYg}}
			\| Stardate = 27 December 2009
			\| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreggMays '''TheGreggMays''']
			\| Subject = [[Chris]]
			\| Video Type = Remix
			\| Other Info = SUICIDE. DEATH. ROT IN HELL.
			}}</center>

	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Download For Play Only]]\|nextlink=[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Download For Play Only]]\|nextlink=[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]\|}}

Xentrilus at 20:10, 4 January 2010

2010-01-04T20:10:36Z

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	\| imagewidth = 250		\| imagewidth = 250
	\| Stardate = December ~~27th~~, 2009		\| Stardate = 27 December, 2009
	\| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]		\| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
	\| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Homos]]		\| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Homos]]

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2010-01-03T21:41:58Z

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2010-01-03T07:12:21Z

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'''To Clyde and Jack''' (originally posted as '''To Clyde and Jack.MOV''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 27 [[December 2009]]. Chris tells both [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Clyde Cash]] to [[Chris and anger|commit suicide and burn in hell]]. Chris continues to be butt-hurt over [[Homos|homosexuals]], telling Jack and Clyde that they are hurting the cause of gay rights and claiming [[List of Chris's lies|he has "Gay Friends"]]. Then he reminds us to [[Chris and hypocrisy#"I fear them all" — Homosexuality|stay straight]].

Chris spends much of this video scratching himself with alarming frequency, pausing at least 12 times to scratch, adjust his collar, hitch up his pants, or otherwise address some source of discomfort. The [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|cause]] remains unknown, but it should be noted that Chris has worn the same [[Chris and fashion|long-sleeved polo shirt]] now for four days straight.

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{#ev:youtube|CU8-3ba-R1E}}</center>

===Transcript===
Uhh, this is not a canon [[Captain's Log]], but I have a statement that I feel that I need to make. Both... [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. This message goes to them!

You both think you're so tough. You both think you're so righteous because you're trying to overthrow [[Chris|somebody who hates homosexuals]]. Well you know what? [[Lie|I'm okay with associating with homosexuals]], but I—not be—but the—not beyond friendship. I'll be willing to be friends with homosexuals, I even have a [[gal pal]] [[Anna McLerran|who's a lesbian]]. As a—as a—she's a good friend, as well! But I'm just saying [''gestures wildly''] nothing further with the male homosexuals!

And as long as they keep it behind their closed doors, I don't give a damn.

And both of you, Jack and Clyde. Both of y'all want me to like homosexuals more, a little bit, but you both—you—you're not—put, the aspect of anybody, within that—within that lifestyle—who's living that lifesty—who's living that lifestyle. You're not putting any of those people in bright light! If anything, you're making the light of homosexuality so much God-damn worse! You both are definitely '''evil seeds that just need to be put into hell'''!

So not only would you be good both you Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, be doin' me a favor, but you'd be doing your whole God-dang homosexuality community a favor, by '''committing suicide, killing yourselves and rotting in hell'''!

And [[Vivian]], I'm [[Chris and remorse|sorry]] about saying that about your cousin, but that's just the way I feel! [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|I got nothing against you Vivian]].

[''brief pause wherein Chris scratches himself and sighs'']

Anyway, that's the way I feel. Both of you two can just go rot in hell. For all I care, and for the whole world who care—for the whole world who cares.

Also I just want to remind everybody that, uh, [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|the revised version of the text]] that's on that god dang [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is up on the [[CWCipedia]]. You find a link to it under the portal on the CWCipedia. That's all I will say about that.

So that's just my point—that's just all those—all my views, and how—what's actually true and false, and exaggerated, from within that—all that text. Right.

[''raises hands, closes eyes''] Okay, well, to most everyone, [''sigh''] stay straight and not being swayed in any other direction. That's me. Alright. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day, most of you. And Jack and Clyde, [[Chris and religion|suicide, death, rot in hell]].

==Remixed==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|Pyau0NoVyYg}}</center>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Download For Play Only]]|nextlink=[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]|}}

{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]