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Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:27, 22 January 2026

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Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:25, 22 January 2026

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FromtheWordsofBR at 01:35, 5 August 2025

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	[[File:Screen_Shot_2023-07-03_at_2.12.45_PM.png\|thumb\|The Trollin Train]]		[[File:Screen_Shot_2023-07-03_at_2.12.45_PM.png\|thumb\|The Trollin Train]]
	'''Trollin Train''' was a fake [[troll]] forum, established on 27 [[July 2010]], which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when [[jerkop]]s "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll,<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_22\|Jackie E-mails]], 14 [[November 2010]]</ref> because of course Chris believes trolling is [[Chris and the Law\|illegal]].
	The forum is long past dead but an archived version is still available.		'''Trollin Train''' was a fake [[troll]] forum, established on 27 [[July 2010]], which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when [[jerkop]]s "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll,<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_22\|Jackie E-mails]], 14 [[November 2010]]</ref> because of course Chris believes trolling is [[Chris and the Law\|illegal]]. The forum is long past dead but an archived version is still available.

	Trollin Train is an excellent example of both Chris's [[naïve]]té and his [[Chris and his Ego\|ego]]. His JenkinsJinkies persona was instantly recognized by the trolls due to his poor grasp of [[Chris and English\|English]] and [[Chris and writing\|Distinctive Typing Style]], and taken advantage of from the start. Furthermore, his arrogance led him to believe that all of the trolls had immediately fallen for his ruse and that a fourteen-year-old sodomist who had moved in ''directly'' across the street from Chris would fit in perfectly with the secret trolling circle (because in [[Chris and reality\|Chris's mind]], all trolls are really angsty gay children). Needless to say, the JenkinsJinkies [[Muscle bra\|teat]] was milked for all it was worth and Chris went along without ever realizing it.		Trollin Train is an excellent example of both Chris's [[naïve]]té and his [[Chris and his Ego\|ego]]. His JenkinsJinkies persona was instantly recognized by the trolls due to his poor grasp of [[Chris and English\|English]] and [[Chris and writing\|Distinctive Typing Style]], and taken advantage of from the start. Furthermore, his arrogance led him to believe that all of the trolls had immediately fallen for his ruse and that a fourteen-year-old sodomist who had moved in ''directly'' across the street from Chris would fit in perfectly with the secret trolling circle (because in [[Chris and reality\|Chris's mind]], all trolls are really angsty gay children). Needless to say, the JenkinsJinkies [[Muscle bra\|teat]] was milked for all it was worth and Chris went along without ever realizing it.

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Cereally at 11:20, 7 September 2023

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	[[File:Screen_Shot_2023-07-03_at_2.12.45_PM.png\|thumb\|The Trollin Train]]		[[File:Screen_Shot_2023-07-03_at_2.12.45_PM.png\|thumb\|The Trollin Train]]
	'''Trollin Train''' was a fake [[troll]] forum, established on 27 [[July 2010]], which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when [[jerkop]]s "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll,<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_22\|Jackie E-mails]], 14 [[November 2010]]</ref> because of course Chris believes trolling is [[Chris and the Law\|illegal]].		'''Trollin Train''' was a fake [[troll]] forum, established on 27 [[July 2010]], which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when [[jerkop]]s "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll,<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_22\|Jackie E-mails]], 14 [[November 2010]]</ref> because of course Chris believes trolling is [[Chris and the Law\|illegal]].

Cereally at 14:39, 4 July 2023

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	[https://web.archive.org/web//http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/ An archive of the original forum]		[https://web.archive.org/web//http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/ An archive of the original forum]
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Cereally at 14:39, 4 July 2023

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	[https://web.archive.org/web//http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/ An archive of the original forum]		[https://web.archive.org/web//http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/ An archive of the original forum]
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Cereally at 03:47, 3 July 2023

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			[[File:Screen_Shot_2023-07-03_at_2.12.45_PM.png\|thumb\|The Trollin Train]]
	'''Trollin Train''' was a fake [[troll]] forum, established on 27 [[July 2010]], which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when [[jerkop]]s "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll,<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_22\|Jackie E-mails]], 14 [[November 2010]]</ref> because of course Chris believes trolling is [[Chris and the Law\|illegal]].		'''Trollin Train''' was a fake [[troll]] forum, established on 27 [[July 2010]], which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when [[jerkop]]s "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll,<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_22\|Jackie E-mails]], 14 [[November 2010]]</ref> because of course Chris believes trolling is [[Chris and the Law\|illegal]].
	The forum is long past dead but an archived version is still available.		The forum is long past dead but an archived version is still available.

KingClark at 03:41, 12 May 2021

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	{{quoteboxred\|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the [[cats]] a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.		{{quoteboxred\|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the [[cats]] a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.

	But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the [[internet]] are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. [[Hooker incident\|They would hide behind their mothers' skirts.]]" Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as ~~[[wikipedia:~~Miranda Cosgrove\|Miranda "Enjoy The Big Pickle" Cosgrove]]." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.		But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the [[internet]] are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. [[Hooker incident\|They would hide behind their mothers' skirts.]]" Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as {{w\|Miranda Cosgrove\|Miranda "Enjoy The Big Pickle" Cosgrove}}." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.

	Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at [[Burger King]] in [[Ruckersville]] Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are [[Slow-in-the-minds\|simple]] and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.		Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at [[Burger King]] in [[Ruckersville]] Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are [[Slow-in-the-minds\|simple]] and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.

	I'd say let's troll Bobby further to get to Chrissy. I went there this morning; he was civil and gave me some info on Chris, such as that he has a complete collection of ~~[[Wikipedia:~~50 State quarters\|the United State Quarters]] on a Map (What a dumb way to save [[money]]). He also calls Chris a good boy (I agree with him; he ain't grown up). And, ooh, this is a good one; Chris tried to roller skate, and fell multiple times, even though he did a lot better on Ice Skates at the Ice Park (a class he took at [[PVCCitizens]]).		I'd say let's troll Bobby further to get to Chrissy. I went there this morning; he was civil and gave me some info on Chris, such as that he has a complete collection of {{w\|50 State quarters\|the United State Quarters}} on a Map (What a dumb way to save [[money]]). He also calls Chris a good boy (I agree with him; he ain't grown up). And, ooh, this is a good one; Chris tried to roller skate, and fell multiple times, even though he did a lot better on Ice Skates at the Ice Park (a class he took at [[PVCCitizens]]).

	I'm sure the more of us that go to Bobby and talk to him, the more information we can get out of him about Chrissy for our schemes.		I'm sure the more of us that go to Bobby and talk to him, the more information we can get out of him about Chrissy for our schemes.
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	I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.\|Chris}}		I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.\|Chris}}

	The "virus" he mentions was in reference to a thread in which trolls claimed to be putting viruses into ''LBP'' and ''ModNation'' DLC that Chris would be likely to download. Note that ~~[[wikipedia:~~Bellows (photography)\|"Accordian Cameras"]] have not been used for over a century.		The "virus" he mentions was in reference to a thread in which trolls claimed to be putting viruses into ''LBP'' and ''ModNation'' DLC that Chris would be likely to download. Note that {{w\|Bellows (photography)\|"Accordian Cameras"}} have not been used for over a century.

	===That plan is NO GOOD (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:48 AM)===		===That plan is NO GOOD (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:48 AM)===
	Chris discovered a hypothetical discussion about digging up his dead dog, and, distressed, tried desperately to discourage the notion:		Chris discovered a hypothetical discussion about digging up his dead dog, and, distressed, tried desperately to discourage the notion:
	{{quoteboxred\|I personally took a closer look at [[Patti Chandler\|Patti]]'s grave; it is Harder to break in than ~~[[Wikipedia:~~United States Bullion Depository\|fort fuckin' knox]]. the body is buried deep underground with Cement Blocks covering the site, and her [[Father Call\|HEAVY Dog House]] is on top of those Cement Blocks. I wouldn't be surprised if they Cemented her grave as well. Also, the site is Heavily Surrounded by Trees and Heavy Branches; it's like Deepest in the Mine Shaft with Cave-Ins happening all the time.\|Chris}}		{{quoteboxred\|I personally took a closer look at [[Patti Chandler\|Patti]]'s grave; it is Harder to break in than {{w\|United States Bullion Depository\|fort fuckin' knox}}. the body is buried deep underground with Cement Blocks covering the site, and her [[Father Call\|HEAVY Dog House]] is on top of those Cement Blocks. I wouldn't be surprised if they Cemented her grave as well. Also, the site is Heavily Surrounded by Trees and Heavy Branches; it's like Deepest in the Mine Shaft with Cave-Ins happening all the time.\|Chris}}

	=== Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM)===		=== Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM)===

Ivandevon: /* Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010) */

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Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)

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	{{quoteboxred\|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the [[cats]] a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.		{{quoteboxred\|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the [[cats]] a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.

	But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the [[internet]] are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. [[Hooker incident\|They would hide behind their mothers' skirts.]]" Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as Miranda "Enjoy The Big [[Pickle]]~~" Cosgrove~~." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.		But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the [[internet]] are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. [[Hooker incident\|They would hide behind their mothers' skirts.]]" Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as [[wikipedia:Miranda Cosgrove\|Miranda "Enjoy The Big Pickle" Cosgrove]]." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.

	Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at [[Burger King]] in [[Ruckersville]] Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are [[Slow-in-the-minds\|simple]] and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.		Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at [[Burger King]] in [[Ruckersville]] Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are [[Slow-in-the-minds\|simple]] and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.

Abaddon: /* Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM) */

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	=== Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM)===		=== Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM)===
	In response to a thread about getting [[The Bear]] to call Chris "Mr. Poopy Head" so that Chris would have to rename himself to "Mr. Poopy Head Weston Chandler". ~~The post was likely made in the wrong thread, as it appears to be a response to <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=83 Christian Weston Chandler: 1982 - 2010</nowiki>~~		In response to a thread about getting [[The Bear]] to call Chris "Mr. Poopy Head" so that Chris would have to rename himself to "Mr. Poopy Head Weston Chandler".
	{{quoteboxred\|Do you really think he's that retarded? To perform a Repeated Act is fucktarded. Like we ALL know he is alive; I am watching him, his family and his house daily; it is POINTLESS and Redickulous to remake the Rumor of his death. We should Not Repeat performances, because he will be Expecting them and Knowing very well to ignore the Trite Fucktardedness.\|Chris}}		{{quoteboxred\|Do you really think he's that retarded? To perform a Repeated Act is fucktarded. Like we ALL know he is alive; I am watching him, his family and his house daily; it is POINTLESS and Redickulous to remake the Rumor of his death. We should Not Repeat performances, because he will be Expecting them and Knowing very well to ignore the Trite Fucktardedness.\|Chris}}

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	{{quoteboxred\|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the [[cats]] a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.		{{quoteboxred\|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the [[cats]] a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.

	But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the [[internet]] are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. [[Hooker incident\|They would hide behind their mothers' skirts.]]" Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as Miranda "Enjoy The Big [[Pickle]]~~" Cosgrove~~." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.		But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the [[internet]] are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. [[Hooker incident\|They would hide behind their mothers' skirts.]]" Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as [[wikipedia:Miranda Cosgrove\|Miranda "Enjoy The Big Pickle" Cosgrove]]." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.

	Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at [[Burger King]] in [[Ruckersville]] Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are [[Slow-in-the-minds\|simple]] and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.		Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at [[Burger King]] in [[Ruckersville]] Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are [[Slow-in-the-minds\|simple]] and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.