Trolls - Revision history

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	===[[Alec Benson Leary]]===		===[[Alec Benson Leary]]===
	Creator of ''[[Asperchu]]'', a webcomic that was specifically designed to piss Chris off. This started a long war between ''[[Sonichu]]'' and the aforementioned Asperchu in which Alec and the [[Asperpedia Four]] caused the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]], placed ads for the [[Asperpedia]] on the [[CWCipedia]], and eventually took control of the CWCipedia and took it down. Alec and Chris exchanged a series of [[Alec Benson Leary calls\|nine calls]] over the course of the war. Alec has also been responsible for other trollsome personas, including [[Lars]] and [[Jackie]].		Creator of ''[[Asperchu]]'', a webcomic that was specifically designed to piss Chris off. This started a long war between ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' and the aforementioned Asperchu in which Alec and the [[Asperpedia Four]] caused the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]], placed ads for the [[Asperpedia]] on the [[CWCipedia]], and eventually took control of the CWCipedia and took it down. Alec and Chris exchanged a series of [[Alec Benson Leary calls\|nine calls]] over the course of the war. Alec has also been responsible for other trollsome personas, including [[Lars]] and [[Jackie]].

	[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg\|left\|80px\|thumb\|BILLY MAYS]]		[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg\|left\|80px\|thumb\|BILLY MAYS]]

	===[[BILLY MAYS]]===		===[[BILLY MAYS]]===
	The infamous loud-mouthed salesman of the same name who types in ALL CAPS. He was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max\|Max]]. It is widely ~~suspected~~ that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely death.		The infamous loud-mouthed salesman of the same name who types in ALL CAPS. He was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max\|Max]]. It was widely rumored that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely death.

	===[[Blanca Weiss]]===		===[[Blanca Weiss]]===
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	===[[BlueSpike]]===		===[[BlueSpike]]===
	[[Image:Bluespikeohexploitable.png\|thumb\|left\|80px\|Bluespike's identity is unknown.]]		[[Image:Bluespikeohexploitable.png\|thumb\|left\|80px\|Bluespike's identity is unknown.]]

	BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a [[Pedofork\|thirteen-year-old boy]] who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]], "[[Julie]]". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself\|hour-long phone call]], in which he berates Chris, and forces him to cut up his [[Sonichu medallion]] and shove it up his ass.		BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a [[Pedofork\|thirteen-year-old boy]] who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]], "[[Julie]]". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself\|hour-long phone call]], in which he berates Chris, and forces him to cut up his [[Sonichu medallion]] and shove it up his ass.

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	===[[Bryan Bash]]===		===[[Bryan Bash]]===
	Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident\|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In~~\|"Bob Walks In"~~]] audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].		Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident\|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous "[[Bob Walks In]]" audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

	===[[Clyde Cash]]===		===[[Clyde Cash]]===
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	===[[Emily]]===		===[[Emily]]===

	A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].		A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Jew in the Pickle Suit]]. She was played by [[LoveYouLongTime]], who also portrayed [[Kim Wilson]] and various other real-life gal-pals; Chris [[Facial blindness\|failed to recognize her face]] in all of these instances.

	===[[Evan Christopher George]]===		===[[Evan Christopher George]]===
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	===[[Robert Simmons V]]===		===[[Robert Simmons V]]===
	A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church ~~audio~~\|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[~~Emily~~ Date ~~Conversation Transcript\|~~Emily ~~date~~]].		A YouTube "anti-troll" who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church Visit\|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Date with Emily]].

	[[image:Tito 300.gif\|thumb\|80px\|Surfshack Tito]]		[[image:Tito 300.gif\|thumb\|80px\|Surfshack Tito]]
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	==Today==		==Today==
	:''Main article: [[Weening]]''		:''Main article: [[Weening]]''
	Since the death of [[Bob Chandler\|Chris's father]], the [[2014 house fire\|loss of his home]] and [[Financhu Crisis\|his plummet to the breadline]], Chris has changed profoundly. No longer is he the [[naïve]], [[Chris and fashion\|clown-shirted]], [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day\|indifferent]] [[Ego\|egotist]] ED discovered in 2007; instead, he is a jaded, chronically depressed, [[Tomgirl\|cross-dressing]] child trapped in an adult's body, who is not as susceptible to, capable of dealing with, and arguably, as deserving of trolling as he used to be.
			Since the death of [[Bob Chandler\|Chris's father]], the [[2014 house fire\|loss of his home]] and [[Financhu Crisis\|his plummet to the breadline]], Chris has changed profoundly. No longer is he the [[naïve]], [[Chris and fashion\|clown-shirted]], [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day\|indifferent]] [[Ego\|egotist]] ED discovered in 2007; instead, he is a jaded, chronically depressed, [[Tomgirl\|cross-dressing]], [[Messiah complex\|delusional]] child trapped in an adult's body, who is not as susceptible to, capable of dealing with, and arguably, as deserving of trolling as he used to be.

	Many of those who continue to follow his activities are beginning to opine that he has suffered enough, and that active trolling, even where it is successful, doesn't produce the results it used to, takes more effort due to his inflated paranoia, tends to lead to small groups monopolizing Chris and hoarding the information they gather (as happened with [[Blanca Weiss\|Blanca]] and [[Catherine]]), and in some cases, causes needless emotional damage to Chris. For example, the revelation that Chris's latest girlfriend, Catherine, was yet another troll persona in early [[November 2014]] provoked disgust and disappointment, as many felt that not only was it [[Sonichu (character)\|unoriginal]] and [[JULAAAY\|no longer funny]], but the trolls had spent weeks, if not months stringing him along and toying with him, including tricking him into [[I Love You, Catherine\|grovelling]] for "Catherine"'s continued affection. Many felt this amounted to emotional abuse of an already broken and miserable shell of a man, some were even disappointed as they felt that after all Chris had gone through, he deserved a lucky break, and a real relationship for a change.		Many of those who continue to follow his activities are beginning to opine that he has suffered enough, and that active trolling, even where it is successful, doesn't produce the results it used to, takes more effort due to his inflated paranoia, tends to lead to small groups monopolizing Chris and hoarding the information they gather (as happened with [[Blanca Weiss\|Blanca]] and [[Catherine]]), and in some cases, causes needless emotional damage to Chris. For example, the revelation that Chris's latest girlfriend, Catherine, was yet another troll persona in early [[November 2014]] provoked disgust and disappointment, as many felt that not only was it [[Sonichu (character)\|unoriginal]] and [[JULAAAY\|no longer funny]], but the trolls had spent weeks, if not months stringing him along and toying with him, including tricking him into [[I Love You, Catherine\|grovelling]] for "Catherine"'s continued affection. Many felt this amounted to emotional abuse of an already broken and miserable shell of a man, some were even disappointed as they felt that after all Chris had gone through, he deserved a lucky break, and a real relationship for a change.
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	Further, this was accompanied by the revelation that the same group of trolls had also fabricated Chris's denunciation by his [[Gal pal\|high school friends]], leading to many questioning the morality of impersonating Chris's old friends just to get a reaction out of him, and of course, the terrifying [[CWCville\|Orwellian nightmare]] that such trolling has left Chris in, as virtually every aspect of Chris's social life is [[Chris and manipulation\|engineered by trolls]] and he has no way of knowing what or who is real – [[Savannah Chandler\|even his own family]].		Further, this was accompanied by the revelation that the same group of trolls had also fabricated Chris's denunciation by his [[Gal pal\|high school friends]], leading to many questioning the morality of impersonating Chris's old friends just to get a reaction out of him, and of course, the terrifying [[CWCville\|Orwellian nightmare]] that such trolling has left Chris in, as virtually every aspect of Chris's social life is [[Chris and manipulation\|engineered by trolls]] and he has no way of knowing what or who is real – [[Savannah Chandler\|even his own family]].

	Chris's transformation has also coincided with, and perhaps influenced, a shift in trolling. Active, chronic trolling such as Chris has experienced is now generally looked down upon as [[weening]] and attention whoring, ~~instead~~ it has become more fashionable to leave a lolcow like Chris to their own devices for the most part, and observe, rather than continually provoke. Proponents note that many major events in Chris's life have happened independent of troll influence, such as [[2014 house fire\|him burning down his own home]], his various outings to [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] and beyond (and many subsequent IRL bans), his bizarre dealings with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and of course, the infamous [[28 October 2011]] and [[26 December 2014]] incidents. It can also be argued that much (if not most) of the trolling that Chris experienced since his discovery in 2007 was weening as well.		Chris's transformation has also coincided with, and perhaps influenced, a shift in trolling. Active, chronic trolling such as Chris has experienced is now generally looked down upon as [[weening]] and attention whoring; instead, it has become more fashionable to leave a lolcow like Chris to their own devices for the most part, and [[Passive observers\|observe, rather than continually provoke]]. Proponents note that many major events in Chris's life have happened independent of troll influence, such as [[2014 house fire\|him burning down his own home]], his various outings to [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] and beyond (and many subsequent IRL bans), his bizarre dealings with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and of course, the infamous [[28 October 2011]] and [[26 December 2014]] incidents. It can also be argued that much (if not most) of the trolling that Chris experienced since his discovery in 2007 was weening as well.

	==See also==		==See also==

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	The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of the people. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.		The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of the people. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

	~~===[[Evan Christopher George]]===~~
	Evan was a troll who sent "fanart" to Chris through e-mail, which lead to an ongoing back and forth between them. He is also the creator of the ''Simonchu'' parody webcomic and later participated in the ''Asperchu'' trolling saga.

	===[[Emily]]===		===[[Emily]]===

	A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].		A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

			===[[Evan Christopher George]]===
			Evan was a troll who sent "fanart" to Chris through e-mail, which lead to an ongoing back and forth between them. He is also the creator of the ''Simonchu'' parody webcomic and later participated in the ''Asperchu'' trolling saga.

	[[File:Ahuvia.png\|thumb\|left\|80px\|Jack Thaddeus]]		[[File:Ahuvia.png\|thumb\|left\|80px\|Jack Thaddeus]]

Master: /* Clyde Cash */ I'm at least adding Evan back right now

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Clyde Cash: I'm at least adding Evan back right now

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	The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of the people. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.		The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of the people. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

			===[[Evan Christopher George]]===
			Evan was a troll who sent "fanart" to Chris through e-mail, which lead to an ongoing back and forth between them. He is also the creator of the ''Simonchu'' parody webcomic and later participated in the ''Asperchu'' trolling saga.

	===[[Emily]]===		===[[Emily]]===

WarnerBro: /* Devil Trolls */

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Devil Trolls

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	[[File:Devil_troll_artistic_interpretation.png\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Artistic recreation.]]		[[File:Devil_troll_artistic_interpretation.png\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Artistic recreation.]]

	Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.		Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[Chris and stress\|stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

	The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without [[Things Chris has ripped off\|ripping off original designs]], Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll\|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.		The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without [[Things Chris has ripped off\|ripping off original designs]], Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll\|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.

WarnerBro at 19:38, 19 April 2026

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	:''This article is about troll personas. For how trolls manipulated Chris, see [[Chris and manipulation]].''		:''This article is about troll personas. For how trolls manipulated Chris, see [[Chris and manipulation]].''

	{{Protip\|We strongly recommend that you do not [[~~Weening~~\|try to troll Chris]]. Doing so risks you getting targeted and potentially doxed.}}		{{Protip\|We strongly recommend that you do not [[Weens\|try to troll Chris]]. Doing so risks you getting targeted and potentially doxed.}}
	{{Misinfo\|Any insistence from the Classic Era trolls, such as the Miscreants, that they were trying to "help" Chris, is mostly tongue-in-cheek. Like with any other Internet troll, their primary goal was to get a rise out of Chris.\|includegossip = yes}}		{{Misinfo\|Any insistence from the Classic Era trolls, such as the Miscreants, that they were trying to "help" Chris, is mostly tongue-in-cheek. Like with any other Internet troll, their primary goal was to get a rise out of Chris.\|includegossip = yes}}

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	==Pre-ED==		==Pre-ED==
	It is notable that Chris was bullied in real life before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com\|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his lifelong-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood\|locked him under the house]] when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[MySpace messages#Lindsay\|Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.		It is notable that Chris was bullied in real life before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com\|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his lifelong-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood\|locked him under the house]] when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[MySpace messages#Lindsay\|Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

	But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....		But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....

WarnerBro: /* Today */

2026-03-12T02:56:40Z

Today

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	==Today==		==Today==
	:''Main article: [[Weening]]''		:''Main article: [[Weening]]''
	Since the death of [[Bob Chandler\|Chris's father]], the [[~~Destruction Of Chris's House~~\|loss of his home]] and [[Financhu Crisis\|his plummet to the breadline]], Chris has changed profoundly. No longer is he the [[naïve]], [[Chris and fashion\|clown-shirted]], [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day\|indifferent]] [[Ego\|egotist]] ED discovered in 2007; instead, he is a jaded, chronically depressed, [[Tomgirl\|cross-dressing]] child trapped in an adult's body, who is not as susceptible to, capable of dealing with, and arguably, as deserving of trolling as he used to be.		Since the death of [[Bob Chandler\|Chris's father]], the [[2014 house fire\|loss of his home]] and [[Financhu Crisis\|his plummet to the breadline]], Chris has changed profoundly. No longer is he the [[naïve]], [[Chris and fashion\|clown-shirted]], [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day\|indifferent]] [[Ego\|egotist]] ED discovered in 2007; instead, he is a jaded, chronically depressed, [[Tomgirl\|cross-dressing]] child trapped in an adult's body, who is not as susceptible to, capable of dealing with, and arguably, as deserving of trolling as he used to be.

	Many of those who continue to follow his activities are beginning to opine that he has suffered enough, and that active trolling, even where it is successful, doesn't produce the results it used to, takes more effort due to his inflated paranoia, tends to lead to small groups monopolizing Chris and hoarding the information they gather (as happened with [[Blanca Weiss\|Blanca]] and [[Catherine]]), and in some cases, causes needless emotional damage to Chris. For example, the revelation that Chris's latest girlfriend, Catherine, was yet another troll persona in early [[November 2014]] provoked disgust and disappointment, as many felt that not only was it [[Sonichu (character)\|unoriginal]] and [[JULAAAY\|no longer funny]], but the trolls had spent weeks, if not months stringing him along and toying with him, including tricking him into [[I Love You, Catherine\|grovelling]] for "Catherine"'s continued affection. Many felt this amounted to emotional abuse of an already broken and miserable shell of a man, some were even disappointed as they felt that after all Chris had gone through, he deserved a lucky break, and a real relationship for a change.		Many of those who continue to follow his activities are beginning to opine that he has suffered enough, and that active trolling, even where it is successful, doesn't produce the results it used to, takes more effort due to his inflated paranoia, tends to lead to small groups monopolizing Chris and hoarding the information they gather (as happened with [[Blanca Weiss\|Blanca]] and [[Catherine]]), and in some cases, causes needless emotional damage to Chris. For example, the revelation that Chris's latest girlfriend, Catherine, was yet another troll persona in early [[November 2014]] provoked disgust and disappointment, as many felt that not only was it [[Sonichu (character)\|unoriginal]] and [[JULAAAY\|no longer funny]], but the trolls had spent weeks, if not months stringing him along and toying with him, including tricking him into [[I Love You, Catherine\|grovelling]] for "Catherine"'s continued affection. Many felt this amounted to emotional abuse of an already broken and miserable shell of a man, some were even disappointed as they felt that after all Chris had gone through, he deserved a lucky break, and a real relationship for a change.

WarnerBro: /* Jeff/Francine */

2026-03-12T02:55:37Z

Jeff/Francine

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	===[[Jeff/Francine]]===		===[[Jeff/Francine]]===
	The mysterious creator of [[CWC Adult Chronicles]]. Targeted by Chris for selling unofficial Sonichu merchandise and in a blatant act of [[hypocrisy]], was made fun of for her transition.		The mysterious creator of [[CWC Adult Chronicles]]. Targeted by Chris for selling unofficial Sonichu merchandise and in a blatant act of [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocrisy]], was made fun of for her transition.

	===[[Johan]]===		===[[Johan]]===

HurdyGurdsen at 00:20, 11 December 2025

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	From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|pretended to be an epic troll]], but then [[Jack Thaddeus\|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to [[CWC Trollin More\|drop the ruse]] on pain of having his [[tugboat]] taken away. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.		From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|pretended to be an epic troll]], but then [[Jack Thaddeus\|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to [[CWC Trollin More\|drop the ruse]] on pain of having his [[tugboat]] taken away. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

	A tool he has used to fight against his hated trolls is claiming that they are all homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208\|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[~~niggos~~\|black]].		A tool he has used to fight against his hated trolls is claiming that they are all homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208\|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]].

	Unsurprisingly, [[Chris and the law\|Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'']], and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had done to him. In [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], he told people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy\|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].		Unsurprisingly, [[Chris and the law\|Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'']], and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had done to him. In [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], he told people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy\|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].

Master: /* Fantasy Enablers */

2025-12-01T04:31:36Z

Fantasy Enablers

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	===[[Larry Vaughn]]===		===[[Larry Vaughn]]===
	A troll who attempted to somewhat follow in the footsteps of the Idea Guys. His grandiose plans of using [[Magi-Chan]] as a hostage to make Chris drive to Disney World were stopped before they could begin, but Vaughn did manage to have Chris send bizarre Twitter DMs to various individuals.		A troll who attempted to somewhat follow in the footsteps of the Idea Guys. His grandiose plans of using [[Magi-Chan]] as a hostage to make Chris drive to Disney World were stopped before they could begin, but Vaughn did manage to have Chris send bizarre Twitter DMs to various individuals.

			==Modern Trolls==

			===[[KwaiiSandbag]] and [[Lily]]===
			Two trolls who posed as psychics to influence Chris. They managed to snap him out of the delusion that he was body-swapped with Sonichu.

	==[[Sonichu_(character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]==		==[[Sonichu_(character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]==

Master at 04:11, 1 December 2025

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	The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails\|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]]. She and Clyde Cash were both personas created by the same troll.		The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails\|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]]. She and Clyde Cash were both personas created by the same troll.

	==~~Post-Bob's death~~==		==Renaissance Trolls==
	Following Bob's death in 2011, the then-current group of trolls disbanded to give Chris room to grieve. In the years that followed, new trolls would eventually crop up.		Following Bob's death in 2011, the then-current group of trolls disbanded to give Chris room to grieve. In the years that followed, new trolls would eventually crop up.

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	From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|pretended to be an epic troll]], but then [[Jack Thaddeus\|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to [[CWC Trollin More\|drop the ruse]] on pain of having his [[tugboat]] taken away. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.		From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|pretended to be an epic troll]], but then [[Jack Thaddeus\|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to [[CWC Trollin More\|drop the ruse]] on pain of having his [[tugboat]] taken away. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

	A tool he has used to fight against his hated trolls is claiming that they are all homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208\|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[~~niggos~~\|black]].		A tool he has used to fight against his hated trolls is claiming that they are all homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208\|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]].

	Unsurprisingly, [[Chris and the law\|Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'']], and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had done to him. In [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], he told people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy\|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].		Unsurprisingly, [[Chris and the law\|Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'']], and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had done to him. In [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], he told people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy\|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].