Un-clit - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 17:28, 26 April 2026

2026-04-26T17:28:44Z

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			{{quote\|And satisfactory a Tribadism is easy with a piercing on my taint where my clit is, city boy.\|Chris bragging about the Un-clit to [[Colin]].<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>}}

	[[File:Tribbing.png\|thumb\|[[Audiobooks\|LOOK AT THAT LINK GODDAMN]].]]		[[File:Tribbing.png\|thumb\|[[Audiobooks\|LOOK AT THAT LINK GODDAMN]].]]

Elbow-Greased Strongman: gah, sorry if it's worded wonkily

2026-02-20T09:45:26Z

gah, sorry if it's worded wonkily

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	After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine\|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether. Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewelry, Chris [[Chris and money\|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.		After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine\|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether. Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewelry, Chris [[Chris and money\|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.

			In recent times, Chris has expressed regret for getting it and pins the blame for it on the influence of [[Spirit possession\|demonic possession]].<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

	==September 18th Facebook Status==		==September 18th Facebook Status==

Makuchi at 18:45, 10 August 2024

2024-08-10T18:45:27Z

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	And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time.		And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time.

	And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own [[duck\|Penis]] Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge!		And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A [[MALE]] BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own [[duck\|Penis]] Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge!

	I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My [[china\|Vagina]] Of My Soul!!!		I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My [[china\|Vagina]] Of My Soul!!!

KingClark at 04:48, 6 January 2024

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	[[File:ChristheKarmaHoudini.PNG\|thumb\|Chris somehow got away with posting a link to a pornographic image.]]		[[File:ChristheKarmaHoudini.PNG\|thumb\|Chris somehow got away with posting a link to a pornographic image.]]

	The '''Un-clit''' was what [[Chris]] called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobos.		The '''Un-clit''' was what [[Chris]] called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobos. The taint is actually one of the most neglected parts of the body, and the most dirty, since it neighbors the anus. Since Chris rarely bathes himself, getting a taint piercing was a disaster waiting to happen.
	The taint is actually one of the most neglected parts of the body, and the most dirty, since it neighbors the anus. Since Chris rarely bathes himself, getting a taint piercing was a disaster waiting to happen.

	After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine\|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.		After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine\|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether. Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewelry, Chris [[Chris and money\|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.

	Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewelry, Chris [[Chris and money\|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.

	==September 18th Facebook Status==		==September 18th Facebook Status==
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	*[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]		*[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]

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Ellieisdone at 17:06, 3 April 2023

2023-04-03T17:06:13Z

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	The '''Un-clit''' was what [[Chris]] called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobos.		The '''Un-clit''' was what [[Chris]] called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobos.
			The taint is actually one of the most neglected parts of the body, and the most dirty, since it neighbors the anus. Since Chris rarely bathes himself, getting a taint piercing was a disaster waiting to happen.

	After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine\|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.		After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine\|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.

Anemichu: /* ...or Is It? */

2022-12-30T03:30:23Z

...or Is It?

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	On 24 [[July 2016]], Chris announced on Facebook that he had "grown labia". At first, people thought ~~that~~, from the pictures Chris helpfully shared, that the migrated skin from his piercing was turning into a wound and/or an abscess. In reality, while attempting D.I.Y. gender transition surgery, '''he had cut his taint open with a knife'''.		On 24 [[July 2016]], Chris announced on Facebook that he had "grown labia". At first, people thought, from the pictures Chris helpfully shared, that the migrated skin from his piercing was turning into a wound and/or an abscess. In reality, while attempting D.I.Y. gender transition surgery, '''he had cut his taint open with a knife'''.

	==Photos==		==Photos==

Gray Deign: replacing dead CWCKI Forums links with Kiwi Farms links, fixing archive

2022-11-05T23:16:20Z

replacing dead CWCKI Forums links with Kiwi Farms links, fixing archive

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	==Repiercing the Un-clit==		==Repiercing the Un-clit==
	On 4 [[December 2014]], an update was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] that Chris had re-pierced his taint. The new piercing jewelry was apparently made of gold. <ref>~~<s>http~~://~~cwckiforums~~.~~com~~/threads/chris-got-his-taint-repierced.6336/~~</s>Dead Link~~ ([https://archive.ph/YR6b5 archive])</ref>		On 4 [[December 2014]], an update was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] (now [[Kiwi Farms]]) that Chris had re-pierced his taint. The new piercing jewelry was apparently made of gold. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-got-his-taint-repierced.6336/ ([https://archive.ph/YR6b5 archive])</ref>

	{{quotebox\|I got the new gold barbell jewelry piece, and I will be getting repierced later today.}}		{{quotebox\|I got the new gold barbell jewelry piece, and I will be getting repierced later today.}}
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	{{quote\|I have an update to just let you know: the patch of skin the jewelry was in was shrinking again. I have just removed the barbell and spheres; I am giving up on that piercing now.\|Chris has finally given up on the piercing.}}		{{quote\|I have an update to just let you know: the patch of skin the jewelry was in was shrinking again. I have just removed the barbell and spheres; I am giving up on that piercing now.\|Chris has finally given up on the piercing.}}

	A message from Chris leaked on the CWCki Forums on 12 December showed that he had removed the piercing due to the "patch of skin the jewelry was in ... shrinking again" (presumably referring to another migration). He stated he would "giv[e] up" on the Un-Clit.<ref>~~<s>http~~://~~cwckiforums~~.~~com~~/threads/the-un-clit-is-no-more-chris-comes-to-his-senses.6467/~~</s>Dead Link~~ ([~~http~~://~~cwckiforums~~.~~com/threads/the-un-clit-is-no-more-chris-comes-to-his-senses.6467~~/ archive])</ref> He was deeply disappointed with this outcome, however, and on [[C-Mas]] [[December 2014\|2014]] still hoped that he could receive the gift of a "magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails]]</ref> Santa seemingly did not oblige him, perhaps prompting Chris's malicious assault of a store employee on [[26 December 2014\|Boxing Day]].		A message from Chris leaked on the CWCki Forums on 12 December showed that he had removed the piercing due to the "patch of skin the jewelry was in ... shrinking again" (presumably referring to another migration). He stated he would "giv[e] up" on the Un-Clit.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-un-clit-is-no-more-chris-comes-to-his-senses.6467/ ([https://archive.ph/AhqNq archive])</ref> He was deeply disappointed with this outcome, however, and on [[C-Mas]] [[December 2014\|2014]] still hoped that he could receive the gift of a "magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails]]</ref> Santa seemingly did not oblige him, perhaps prompting Chris's malicious assault of a store employee on [[26 December 2014\|Boxing Day]].

	==...or Is It?==		==...or Is It?==

Mr Poneglyph at 18:57, 12 April 2022

2022-04-12T18:57:34Z

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	==Repiercing the Un-clit==		==Repiercing the Un-clit==
	On 4 [[December 2014]], an update was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] that Chris had re-pierced his taint. The new piercing jewelry was apparently made of gold. <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-got-his-taint-repierced.6336/</ref>		On 4 [[December 2014]], an update was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] that Chris had re-pierced his taint. The new piercing jewelry was apparently made of gold. <ref><s>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-got-his-taint-repierced.6336/</s>Dead Link ([https://archive.ph/YR6b5 archive])</ref>

	{{quotebox\|I got the new gold barbell jewelry piece, and I will be getting repierced later today.}}		{{quotebox\|I got the new gold barbell jewelry piece, and I will be getting repierced later today.}}
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	{{quote\|I have an update to just let you know: the patch of skin the jewelry was in was shrinking again. I have just removed the barbell and spheres; I am giving up on that piercing now.\|Chris has finally given up on the piercing.}}		{{quote\|I have an update to just let you know: the patch of skin the jewelry was in was shrinking again. I have just removed the barbell and spheres; I am giving up on that piercing now.\|Chris has finally given up on the piercing.}}

	A message from Chris leaked on the CWCki Forums on 12 December showed that he had removed the piercing due to the "patch of skin the jewelry was in ... shrinking again" (presumably referring to another migration). He stated he would "giv[e] up" on the Un-Clit.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-un-clit-is-no-more-chris-comes-to-his-senses.6467/</ref> He was deeply disappointed with this outcome, however, and on [[C-Mas]] [[December 2014\|2014]] still hoped that he could receive the gift of a "magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails]]</ref> Santa seemingly did not oblige him, perhaps prompting Chris's malicious assault of a store employee on [[26 December 2014\|Boxing Day]].		A message from Chris leaked on the CWCki Forums on 12 December showed that he had removed the piercing due to the "patch of skin the jewelry was in ... shrinking again" (presumably referring to another migration). He stated he would "giv[e] up" on the Un-Clit.<ref><s>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-un-clit-is-no-more-chris-comes-to-his-senses.6467/</s>Dead Link ([http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-un-clit-is-no-more-chris-comes-to-his-senses.6467/ archive])</ref> He was deeply disappointed with this outcome, however, and on [[C-Mas]] [[December 2014\|2014]] still hoped that he could receive the gift of a "magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails]]</ref> Santa seemingly did not oblige him, perhaps prompting Chris's malicious assault of a store employee on [[26 December 2014\|Boxing Day]].

	==...or Is It?==		==...or Is It?==

9000hours at 00:23, 7 April 2022

2022-04-07T00:23:04Z

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	After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine\|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.		After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine\|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.

	Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of ~~jewellery~~, Chris [[Chris and money\|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.		Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewelry, Chris [[Chris and money\|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.

	==September 18th Facebook Status==		==September 18th Facebook Status==

PsychoNerd054: /* See also */

2022-01-08T22:51:51Z

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	*[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]		*[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
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	[[Category:Physical characteristics]]		[[Category:Physical characteristics]]