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HurdyGurdsen at 15:40, 12 December 2025

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	Aside from his failure to deliver a good speech, this video also showcases his complete and utter ignorance of how government and taxes work. Building luxury hotels for the homeless<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref> and increasing social security for [[Bob Chandler\|senior citizens]] would cost a gigantic amount of money to do, yet he also proposes cutting taxes in half (again thinking that all tax is federally mandated), thus also reducing the amount of money the government can spend in half. Given that Chris probably has [[Honor roll\|no knowledge of economics]], he likely assumes that money can be printed endlessly without fear of inflation.		Aside from his failure to deliver a good speech, this video also showcases his complete and utter ignorance of how government and taxes work. Building luxury hotels for the homeless<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref> and increasing social security for [[Bob Chandler\|senior citizens]] would cost a gigantic amount of money to do, yet he also proposes cutting taxes in half (again thinking that all tax is federally mandated), thus also reducing the amount of money the government can spend in half. Given that Chris probably has [[Honor roll\|no knowledge of economics]], he likely assumes that money can be printed endlessly without fear of inflation.

	Chris's restrictions of guns to professionals only is a blatant violation of the [[Wikipedia:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution\|Second Amendment]], which explains the right of American citizens to own a wide array of weaponry can never be infringed. While there are certain restrictions on who can own a gun and what types, generally differing on the state level, a flat-out ban on weapons would be found unconstitutional. Then again, Chris isn't exactly big on [[Homos\|respecting]] [[Asperchu\|the]] [[Megan Schroeder\|rights]] [[Mailbag 31\|of]] [[~~Niggos~~\|others.]]		Chris's restrictions of guns to professionals only is a blatant violation of the [[Wikipedia:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution\|Second Amendment]], which explains the right of American citizens to own a wide array of weaponry can never be infringed. While there are certain restrictions on who can own a gun and what types, generally differing on the state level, a flat-out ban on weapons would be found unconstitutional. Then again, Chris isn't exactly big on [[Homos\|respecting]] [[Asperchu\|the]] [[Megan Schroeder\|rights]] [[Mailbag 31\|of]] [[Chris and Race\|others.]]

	His departure from his previous stance on gay marriage is surprising, as he was influenced by [[Jackie]] when he made the video. Despite his decree of equal rights, he does finish up his point by imploring [[Homos\|gays]] to [[Sex tape\|"keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody."]] Meanwhile, Chris can [[Fridays After Five\|flaunt his depravity]] in public to his heart's content.		His departure from his previous stance on gay marriage is surprising, as he was influenced by [[Jackie]] when he made the video. Despite his decree of equal rights, he does finish up his point by imploring [[Homos\|gays]] to [[Sex tape\|"keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody."]] Meanwhile, Chris can [[Fridays After Five\|flaunt his depravity]] in public to his heart's content.

Hurtful Truth Level at 21:41, 20 January 2025

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	[[File:CWCUSA.png\|thumb\|A recreation of how Chris draws the American flag.]]		[[File:CWCUSA.png\|thumb\|A recreation of how Chris draws the American flag.]]

	[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[~~Joe Biden~~]].		[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Donald Trump]].

	Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers\|actions]] [[Calling Out\|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|often]] [[Chris and the law\|very]] [[Monthly tugboat\|obviously]] [[Pmurt\|contrary]] to these claims.		Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers\|actions]] [[Calling Out\|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|often]] [[Chris and the law\|very]] [[Monthly tugboat\|obviously]] [[Pmurt\|contrary]] to these claims.

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	[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].		[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].

	Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers\|actions]] [[Calling Out\|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|often]] [[Chris and the law\|very]] [[Monthly tugboat\|obviously]] [[Pmurt\|contrary]] to these claims~~. Despite this, Chris has never traveled abroad – he's rarely even left the East Coast~~.		Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers\|actions]] [[Calling Out\|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|often]] [[Chris and the law\|very]] [[Monthly tugboat\|obviously]] [[Pmurt\|contrary]] to these claims.

	==Politics==		==Politics==

WarnerBro: /* Understanding of government */

2024-08-29T01:58:32Z

Understanding of government

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	It's highly unlikely that Chris understands the massive discrepancy between the amount the federal government pays him and the amount he gives back to the economy via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand that, in the USA, sales taxes are collected by state and local governments, while his Social Security Disability check comes from the federal government.		It's highly unlikely that Chris understands the massive discrepancy between the amount the federal government pays him and the amount he gives back to the economy via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand that, in the USA, sales taxes are collected by state and local governments, while his Social Security Disability check comes from the federal government.

	Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. Chris, however, would like it to be totalitarianism and ideally to be the one running it, allowing him to enforce his deranged fantasies on the American ~~populus~~:		Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. Chris, however, would like it to be totalitarianism and ideally to be the one running it, allowing him to enforce his deranged fantasies on the American populace:

	{{Quote\|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.\|Chris.<ref> [[Common Questions#28 December 2009]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.\|Chris.<ref> [[Common Questions#28 December 2009]]</ref>}}

KingClark at 01:54, 4 July 2024

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	Okay, [[Honor roll\|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!\|Chris<ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref>}}		Okay, [[Honor roll\|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!\|Chris<ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref>}}
	[[File:SonichuFlag.png\|thumb\|Chris's primary thoughts on the USA.]]		[[File:SonichuFlag.png\|thumb\|Chris's primary thoughts on the USA.]]
	[[File:CWCUSA.png\|thumb\|A recreation of how Chris draws the American flag]]		[[File:CWCUSA.png\|thumb\|A recreation of how Chris draws the American flag.]]

	[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].		[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].

WarnerBro: /* Chris on patriotism */

2024-02-24T02:53:00Z

Chris on patriotism

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	[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[The Classic\|favorite shirt]].]]		[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[The Classic\|favorite shirt]].]]

	In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian\|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville\|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] and reprieve.		In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian\|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville\|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason Kendrick Howell\|Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] and reprieve.

	His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers\|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music\|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.		His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers\|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music\|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.

WarnerBro: /* Chris on patriotism */

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Chris on patriotism

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	[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[The Classic\|favorite shirt]].]]		[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[The Classic\|favorite shirt]].]]

	In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian\|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville\|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] and reprieve.		In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian\|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville\|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] and reprieve.

	His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers\|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music\|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.		His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers\|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music\|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.

WarnerBro: /* See also */

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KingClark at 02:40, 3 July 2023

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	Chris was also asked in [[Mailbag 55]] to list the laws he would like to see put in place. As well as stating that he wants a ban on smoking, he also wishes for all men to wear a [[muscle bra]] and that all women who are currently in a relationship should be forced to wear a ring. Not only are such laws inane and draconian, but the latter two would also only help [[Chris and his ego\|Chris's ego]] and nobody else.		Chris was also asked in [[Mailbag 55]] to list the laws he would like to see put in place. As well as stating that he wants a ban on smoking, he also wishes for all men to wear a [[muscle bra]] and that all women who are currently in a relationship should be forced to wear a ring. Not only are such laws inane and draconian, but the latter two would also only help [[Chris and his ego\|Chris's ego]] and nobody else.

	Also, the fact that Chris is willing to suspend constitutional rights and spend countless theoretical millions to incarcerate people that make fun of him on the Internet is proof that Chris is neither a Republican nor Democrat, capitalist or socialist, right-wing or left-wing, authoritarian or libertarian, liberal or conservative, communist or fascist, elitist or egalitarian, individualist or collectivist, religious or secular, extremist or moderate - or really any political stripe at all. His politics truly begin and end with him alone.		Also, the fact that Chris is willing to suspend constitutional rights and spend countless theoretical millions to incarcerate people that make fun of him on the Internet is proof that Chris is neither a Republican nor Democrat, capitalist or socialist, right-wing or left-wing, authoritarian or libertarian, liberal or conservative, communist or fascist, elitist or egalitarian, individualist or collectivist, religious or secular, extremist or moderate - or really any political stripe at all. [[Chris and politics\|His politics truly begin and end with him alone.]]

	==Sources==		==Sources==

KingClark at 02:39, 3 July 2023

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	[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].		[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].

	Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers\|actions]] [[Calling Out\|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|often]] [[Chris and the ~~Law~~\|very]] [[Monthly tugboat\|obviously]] [[Pmurt\|contrary]] to these claims. Despite this, Chris has never traveled abroad – he's rarely even left the East Coast.		Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers\|actions]] [[Calling Out\|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|often]] [[Chris and the law\|very]] [[Monthly tugboat\|obviously]] [[Pmurt\|contrary]] to these claims. Despite this, Chris has never traveled abroad – he's rarely even left the East Coast.

	==Politics==		==Politics==

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	Aside from his failure to deliver a good speech, this video also showcases his complete and utter ignorance of how government and taxes work. Building luxury hotels for the homeless<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref> and increasing social security for [[Bob Chandler\|senior citizens]] would cost a gigantic amount of money to do, yet he also proposes cutting taxes in half (again thinking that all tax is federally mandated), thus also reducing the amount of money the government can spend in half. Given that Chris probably has [[Honor roll\|no knowledge of economics]], he likely assumes that money can be printed endlessly without fear of inflation.		Aside from his failure to deliver a good speech, this video also showcases his complete and utter ignorance of how government and taxes work. Building luxury hotels for the homeless<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref> and increasing social security for [[Bob Chandler\|senior citizens]] would cost a gigantic amount of money to do, yet he also proposes cutting taxes in half (again thinking that all tax is federally mandated), thus also reducing the amount of money the government can spend in half. Given that Chris probably has [[Honor roll\|no knowledge of economics]], he likely assumes that money can be printed endlessly without fear of inflation.

	Chris's restrictions of guns to professionals only is a blatant violation of the [[Wikipedia:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution\|Second Amendment]], which explains the right of American citizens to own a wide array of weaponry can never be infringed. While there are certain restrictions on who can own a gun and what types, generally differing on the state level, a flat-out ban on weapons would be found unconstitutional. Then again, Chris isn't exactly big on [[Homos\|respecting]] [[Asperchu\|the]] [[Megan Schroeder\|rights]] [[Mailbag 31\|of]] [[~~Niggos~~\|others.]]		Chris's restrictions of guns to professionals only is a blatant violation of the [[Wikipedia:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution\|Second Amendment]], which explains the right of American citizens to own a wide array of weaponry can never be infringed. While there are certain restrictions on who can own a gun and what types, generally differing on the state level, a flat-out ban on weapons would be found unconstitutional. Then again, Chris isn't exactly big on [[Homos\|respecting]] [[Asperchu\|the]] [[Megan Schroeder\|rights]] [[Mailbag 31\|of]] [[Chris and Race\|others.]]

	His departure from his previous stance on gay marriage is surprising, as he was influenced by [[Jackie]] when he made the video. Despite his decree of equal rights, he does finish up his point by imploring [[Homos\|gays]] to [[Sex tape\|"keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody."]] Meanwhile, Chris can [[Fridays After Five\|flaunt his depravity]] in public to his heart's content.		His departure from his previous stance on gay marriage is surprising, as he was influenced by [[Jackie]] when he made the video. Despite his decree of equal rights, he does finish up his point by imploring [[Homos\|gays]] to [[Sex tape\|"keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody."]] Meanwhile, Chris can [[Fridays After Five\|flaunt his depravity]] in public to his heart's content.

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	[[File:CWCUSA.png\|thumb\|A recreation of how Chris draws the American flag.]]		[[File:CWCUSA.png\|thumb\|A recreation of how Chris draws the American flag.]]

	[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[~~Joe Biden~~]].		[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Donald Trump]].

	Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers\|actions]] [[Calling Out\|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|often]] [[Chris and the law\|very]] [[Monthly tugboat\|obviously]] [[Pmurt\|contrary]] to these claims.		Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers\|actions]] [[Calling Out\|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|often]] [[Chris and the law\|very]] [[Monthly tugboat\|obviously]] [[Pmurt\|contrary]] to these claims.

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	Okay, [[Honor roll\|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!\|Chris<ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref>}}		Okay, [[Honor roll\|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!\|Chris<ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref>}}
	[[File:SonichuFlag.png\|thumb\|Chris's primary thoughts on the USA.]]		[[File:SonichuFlag.png\|thumb\|Chris's primary thoughts on the USA.]]
	[[File:CWCUSA.png\|thumb\|A recreation of how Chris draws the American flag]]		[[File:CWCUSA.png\|thumb\|A recreation of how Chris draws the American flag.]]

	[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].		[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] is a citizen and lifelong resident of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is [[Joe Biden]].

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	[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[The Classic\|favorite shirt]].]]		[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[The Classic\|favorite shirt]].]]

	In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian\|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville\|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] and reprieve.		In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian\|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville\|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason Kendrick Howell\|Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] and reprieve.

	His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers\|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music\|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.		His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers\|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music\|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.

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	[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[The Classic\|favorite shirt]].]]		[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[The Classic\|favorite shirt]].]]

	In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian\|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville\|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] and reprieve.		In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian\|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville\|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] and reprieve.

	His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers\|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music\|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.		His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers\|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music\|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.

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	==See also==		==See also==
	*''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]''		*''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]''
	*[[Chris and the ~~Law~~]]		*[[Chris and the law]]
	*[[TrollBusters]]		*[[TrollBusters]]
	*[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]		*[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]