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	What caught many Christorians off guard was that Chris seems to have [[Chris and his ego\|seriously]] [[Chris and reality\|expected]] a stranger to throw hundreds of dollars at him for no reason other than that it was his birthday and he asked for it, with such confidence he would be obliged that not receiving a PS4 seems to have [[Crash into slumber\|shocked him into a depressive state]]. These implicit assumptions are troubling as they indicate that months of receiving payments of as much as $1000 in exchange for little to no effort on his part have only worsened his already devastating entitlement issues. In light of this, there is perhaps no greater gift anyone could have given Chris this year than nothing at all.		What caught many Christorians off guard was that Chris seems to have [[Chris and his ego\|seriously]] [[Chris and reality\|expected]] a stranger to throw hundreds of dollars at him for no reason other than that it was his birthday and he asked for it, with such confidence he would be obliged that not receiving a PS4 seems to have [[Crash into slumber\|shocked him into a depressive state]]. These implicit assumptions are troubling as they indicate that months of receiving payments of as much as $1000 in exchange for little to no effort on his part have only worsened his already devastating entitlement issues. In light of this, there is perhaps no greater gift anyone could have given Chris this year than nothing at all.

	He also seems to have taken [[CatKnight Interview 3\|Arthur Spatchcock's advice]], and gave the fans the official voices of cartoon-adapted [[~~Comic Chris~~\|Comic Christine]] and [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] within this video. Finally the fans know what Sonichu's real voice is, and of course, it's pretty much Chris', but somehow even more [[Slow-in-the-minds\|dumb]].		He also seems to have taken [[CatKnight Interview 3\|Arthur Spatchcock's advice]], and gave the fans the official voices of cartoon-adapted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Comic Christine]] and [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] within this video. Finally the fans know what Sonichu's real voice is, and of course, it's pretty much Chris', but somehow even more [[Slow-in-the-minds\|dumb]].

	He also gets mad at ''[[South Park]]: The Stick of Truth'' because Cartman repeatedly calls the player character a "douchebag" (which Chris [[Autism\|takes as a personal insult]]) - ignoring the fact that Cartman has always been characterized as an [[Chris\|obnoxious jackass]], and that this is far from the worst thing he has done (c.f. ~~[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Tenorman_Must_Die~~ "Scott Tenorman Must Die"], which [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails#Aftermath\|he has referenced before]]).		He also gets mad at ''[[South Park]]: The Stick of Truth'' because Cartman repeatedly calls the player character a "douchebag" (which Chris [[Autism\|takes as a personal insult]]) - ignoring the fact that Cartman has always been characterized as an [[Chris\|obnoxious jackass]], and that this is far from the worst thing he has done (c.f. "{{w\|Scott Tenorman Must Die}}", which [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails#Aftermath\|he has referenced before]]).

	[[Random-access humor]] and [[Donald Duck impersonation\|horrible impersonations]] also return, most of which are curtailed from [[CWC 3D Voice Check\|two of]] [[Cheesy!\|his old]] [[Flipnote Hatena\|Flipnotes]] (with the exception of Bing Bong from ''~~[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Out_%282015_film%29~~ Inside Out]'').		[[Random-access humor]] and [[Donald Duck impersonation\|horrible impersonations]] also return, most of which are curtailed from [[CWC 3D Voice Check\|two of]] [[Cheesy!\|his old]] [[Flipnote Hatena\|Flipnotes]] (with the exception of Bing Bong from ''{{w\|Inside Out (2015 film)\|Inside Out}}'').

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	Ehh, what else is there? Alright... well redoing vocal impressions.		Ehh, what else is there? Alright... well redoing vocal impressions.

	And now here's ~~Cheese from~~ [[~~wikipedia:Foster's_Home_for_Imaginary_Friends~~\|''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'']]:		And now here's [[Cheesy!\|Cheese]] from ''{{w\|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends}}'':

	''[grating, nasally voice]'' I like chocolate milk! Tinkle tinkle in the car, you should really use a jar! Prizes![?] I like cereal! I'm not a tampon! My name is Cheese! Do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again!		''[grating, nasally voice]'' I like chocolate milk! Tinkle tinkle in the car, you should really use a jar! Prizes![?] I like cereal! I'm not a tampon! My name is Cheese! Do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again!
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	[lower voice] Autobots! Transform, and roll out! Ffff--		[lower voice] Autobots! Transform, and roll out! Ffff--

	[restrained voice] I'm Meatwad, a ball of meat. Ffff--		[restrained voice] I'm [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force\|Meatwad]], a ball of meat. Ffff--

	[nasally voice, similar to last one] Egegegegegegegegeg. I speak Spanish, every day! Ffff--		[nasally voice, similar to last one] Egegegegegegegegeg. I speak Spanish, every day! Ffff--

Y0h 513nn R3n: /* Transcript */ GRRRR

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Transcript: GRRRR

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	''[Chris drops something on his desk as the video starts. Worth noting is that both the [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[Sonichu Amiibo\|amiibo]] are on his desk.]''		''[Chris drops something on his desk as the video starts. Worth noting is that both the [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[Sonichu Amiibo\|amiibo]] are on his desk.]''

	Hello, and welcome to another day... 'ere on the CwcvilleGuardian channel... ''[sigh]'' Christine Chandler here... alright, so... Mm. ''[Chris begins fiddling with his glasses]'' Aight, so yesterday was my 34th birthday... um... I ''have'' re''ceived''... and I... do ''not'' pro''mote'' such dishonesty... Gift cards that have... no activation... and no value or money on them at all. And also, I have received... another... piece of mail. This one had... a scratched-off lottery ticket that was ''not''--that was clearly not a winner. ''[Chris licks his lips]'' Alright?		Hello, and welcome to another day... 'ere on the CwcvilleGuardian channel... [''sigh''] Christine Chandler here... alright, so... Mm. [''Chris begins fiddling with his glasses''] Aight, so yesterday was my 34th birthday... um... I ''have'' re''ceived''... and I... do ''not'' pro''mote'' such dishonesty... Gift cards that have... no activation... and no value or money on them at all. And also, I have received... another... piece of mail. This one had... a scratched-off lottery ticket that was ''not''--that was clearly not a winner. [''Chris licks his lips''] Alright?

	And I certainly did not receive a PlayStation 4 console... [[Chris and English\|even much less]] the white one with the ''Destiny'' game and all that... Still, I move forward, so... mm.		And I certainly did not receive a PlayStation 4 console... [[Chris and English\|even much less]] the white one with the ''Destiny'' game and all that... Still, I move forward, so... mm.

	''[Chris reaches for something off-camera]''		[''Chris reaches for something off-camera'']

	~~But let~~'s do something different today!		Um which I'm gonnak do something different today!

	''[Chris pulls back, revealing he was reaching for [[Sonichu Amiibo#Custom Post 2011 Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)\|his tomgirl self-insert amiibo]].]''		[''Chris pulls back, revealing he was reaching for [[Sonichu Amiibo#Custom Post 2011 Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)\|his tomgirl self-insert amiibo]].'']

	Okay, a little voice acting.		Okay, a little voice acting.

	''[Chris grabs all three of the amiibo on his desk, then sets Rosechu down.]''		[''Chris grabs all three of the amiibo on his desk, then sets Rosechu down.'']

	Alright, so it's a cartoon series, I would definitely be voicing myself and Sonichu, and this is ~~what he~~'d sound like--mm.		Alright, so if it was a cartoon series, I would definitely be voicing myself and Sonichu, and this is how we'd sound like--mm.

	''[Chris rocks the figures back and forth as they "speak".]''		[''Chris rocks the figures back and forth as they "speak".'']

	'''Christine:''' Hey, Sonichu, what's new?		'''Christine:''' Hey, Sonichu, what's new?

	'''Sonichu:''' ''[sounding like Chris's regular voice, only slightly higher pitched]'' Hey, mama, whatchu ''know?'' I'm doing OK with my wife, Rosey. ''[Chris slides her figure slightly closer to the others.]''		'''Sonichu:''' [''sounding like Chris's regular voice, only slightly higher pitched''] Hey, mama, whatchu ''know?'' I'm doing OK with my wife, Rosey. [''Chris slides her figure slightly closer to the others.'']

	'''Rosechu:''' ''[in falsetto]'' Hello!		'''Rosechu:''' [''in falsetto''] Hello!

	''[Chris breaks character for a moment]''		[''Chris breaks character for a moment'']

	I'd get a femal-- I'd get a fem... woman to voice Rosechu for real. I don't know, somebody that sounds like... or similar ''to''... I dunno maybe, [[Britney Spears]] or... Katy Perry, or... hell, Meghan Trainor. I like her voice too. Mm.		I'd get a femal-- I'd get a fem... woman to voice Rosechu for real. I don't know, somebody that sounds like... or similar ''to''... I dunno maybe, [[Britney Spears]] or... Katy Perry, or... hell, Meghan Trainor. I like her voice too. Mm.
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	'''Christine:''' ''Ennnh'' yeah, yesterday was my [[birthday]]! So... I had low expectations for it, and I didn't get much about it... except... pretty much... birthday greetings, word of mouth, AND I had to buy my own cupcakes!		'''Christine:''' ''Ennnh'' yeah, yesterday was my [[birthday]]! So... I had low expectations for it, and I didn't get much about it... except... pretty much... birthday greetings, word of mouth, AND I had to buy my own cupcakes!

	'''Sonichu:''' ''[Chris's regular voice]'' Oh that's a sha-- ''[slips back into "Sonichu" voice]'' Ohhh that's a shame, man! Mom! That's a shame, mom! Enh... Oh well! You get older, you find that people are not gonna care... as much about ya.		'''Sonichu:''' [''Chris's regular voice''] Oh that's a sha-- [''slips back into "Sonichu" voice''] Ohhh that's a shame, man! Mom! That's a shame, mom! Enh... Oh well! You get older, you find that people are not gonna care... as much about ya.

	'''Christine:''' Enh... They only care about you on your own... ''[Chris slams figure of himself face first into desk]'' death bed. ''[flips figure to lie face up on desk, starts spinning it around]'' So that's ''anurr'' year on the old odometer. ''[inhales somewhat disgustedly, picks figure of himself upright again, and starts screeching while wobbling figure back and forth]''		'''Christine:''' Enh... They only care about you on your own... [''Chris slams figure of himself face first into desk''] death bed. [''flips figure to lie face up on desk, starts spinning it around''] So that's ''anurr'' year on the old odometer. [''inhales somewhat disgustedly, picks figure of himself upright again, and starts screeching while wobbling figure back and forth'']

	'''Sonichu:''' ''[unintelligible, though clearly adding to Christine's screeching]''		'''Sonichu:''' [''unintelligible, though clearly adding to Christine's screeching'']

	'''Christine:''' ''[more screeching]''		'''Christine:''' [''more screeching'']

	''[licks lips as he finishes voice acting]''		[''licks lips as he finishes voice acting'']

	Yeah. ''[blows a soft, sad raspberry]''		Yeah. [''blows a soft, sad raspberry'']

	Hmm. Alright, um... also, um, those of you who have been watching my [[Playstation Network]] activity, you'd notice I've ha-had to go through my whole disk library once again, just because I've ended up having to... reformat my hard drive... after I... because of a corrupted... ''firmware file'' on it, that's... upsetting, but I've got that settled and fixed and... all the... games have been reinstalled and the DLC re-downloaded and everything, so... mm, ''[dissolves to gibberish]'' meh bdep blep bleh.		Hmm. Alright, um... also, um, those of you who have been watching my [[Playstation Network]] activity, you'd notice I've ha-had to go through my whole disk library once again, just because I've ended up having to... reformat my hard drive... after I... because of a corrupted... ''firmware file'' on it, that's... upsetting, but I've got that settled and fixed and... all the... games have been reinstalled and the DLC re-downloaded and everything, so... mm, [''dissolves to gibberish''] meh bdep blep bleh.

	''[sigh]''		[''sigh'']

	And yet, still no PS... 4! 'Cause I need to... catch back up! In the technology and everything. ''[sigh]'' Although, last night I did pu-- I did, uh-- I had-- already had purchased it on current, a copy of South Park: Stick of Truth. It's pretty good... the onl-- my only d-- the only downside that I really... did not like was, uh... actually two things. Could not be a girl! So I had to make the ''boy'' look like a girl. So that's one way of promoting being a transwoman. You dress up the new kid as a girl! And that wor-- And that works out. Mm.		And yet, still no PS... 4! 'Cause I need to... catch back up! In the technology and everything. [''sigh''] Although, last night I did pu-- I did, uh-- I had-- already had purchased it on current, a copy of South Park: Stick of Truth. It's pretty good... the onl-- my only d-- the only downside that I really... did not like was, uh... actually two things. Could not be a girl! So I had to make the ''boy'' look like a girl. So that's one way of promoting being a transwoman. You dress up the new kid as a girl! And that wor-- And that works out. Mm.

	And then also-- second part, I really... don't-- I really do not care for Cartman's attitude as well... and... it's not funny at all. ''[stammers]'' Y-yo-eh... You-- I enter my name as the character name, and get-- then he calls me... "Douchebag!" ''[shakes head disapprovingly]'' Seriously, Cartman... ''[raises voice, noticeably agitated]'' I'm the player! I'm gonna make progress in this game! ''[starts bashing figure of himself against desk as he rants]'' So don't you dare call me... a ''douchebag''! ''[slams figure one last time, pauses seeming to calm down]''		And then also-- second part, I really... don't-- I really do not care for Cartman's attitude as well... and... it's not funny at all. [''stammers''] Y-yo-eh... You-- I enter my name as the character name, and get-- then he calls me... "Douchebag!" [''shakes head disapprovingly''] Seriously, Cartman... [''raises voice, noticeably agitated''] I'm the player! I'm gonna make progress in this game! [''starts bashing figure of himself against desk as he rants''] So don't you dare call me... a ''douchebag''! [''slams figure one last time, pauses seeming to calm down'']

	Ehh, well... ''[exhales frustratedly through pursed lips]'' and y'know... meanwhile... what else? ''[struggles to think of topics to discuss]'' What else, what else? ''[small sigh]'' Ahh, what else? ''[pause]'' What else?		Ehh, well... [''exhales frustratedly through pursed lips''] and y'know... meanwhile... what else? [''struggles to think of topics to discuss''] What else, what else? [''small sigh''] Ahh, what else? ''[pause]'' What else?

	I don't know much else, my brain's gone blank. Unngh... I have so much inside if-- built, poked[?] and pent up to my life, so it's no wonder my mind is constantl-- is constantly off and on blank. ''[blows small raspberry]''		I don't know much else, my brain's gone blank. Unngh... I have so much inside if-- built, poked[?] and pent up to my life, so it's no wonder my mind is constantl-- is constantly off and on blank. ''[blows small raspberry]''

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	\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}} {{Comedy\|text}}		\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}}, {{Comedy\|text}}
	\| subject = {{Video games\|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping\|text}}		\| subject = {{Video games\|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping\|text}}
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Galilean at 17:29, 9 February 2017

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	\| saga = {{~~Business~~\|text}}		\| saga = {{Selling Out\|text}}
	\| previous = [[Update 02/16/2016]]		\| previous = [[Update 02/16/2016]]
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 I'm stuck in a... moody mode, so... oh well. Right, so... thanks for the mail and then... [[Chris and his ego|thanks for nothing]]! Alright. Well, be another update... in about a week or s-- week or... give or take. Have a good day, thank you.
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Canine: Reverted edits by KCWC (talk) to last revision by Zero

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	What caught many Christorians off guard was that Chris seems to have [[Chris and his ego\|seriously]] [[Chris and reality\|expected]] a stranger to throw hundreds of dollars at him for no reason other than that it was his birthday and he asked for it, with such confidence he would be obliged that not receiving a PS4 seems to have [[Crash into slumber\|shocked him into a depressive state]]. These implicit assumptions are troubling as they indicate that months of receiving payments of as much as $1000 in exchange for little to no effort on his part have only worsened his already devastating entitlement issues. In light of this, there is perhaps no greater gift anyone could have given Chris this year than nothing at all.		What caught many Christorians off guard was that Chris seems to have [[Chris and his ego\|seriously]] [[Chris and reality\|expected]] a stranger to throw hundreds of dollars at him for no reason other than that it was his birthday and he asked for it, with such confidence he would be obliged that not receiving a PS4 seems to have [[Crash into slumber\|shocked him into a depressive state]]. These implicit assumptions are troubling as they indicate that months of receiving payments of as much as $1000 in exchange for little to no effort on his part have only worsened his already devastating entitlement issues. In light of this, there is perhaps no greater gift anyone could have given Chris this year than nothing at all.
	~~<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>~~
	He also seems to have taken [[CatKnight Interview 3\|Arthur Spatchcock's advice]], and gave the fans the official voices of cartoon-adapted [[Comic Chris\|Comic Christine]] and [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] within this video. Finally the fans know what Sonichu's real voice is, and of course, it's pretty much Chris', but somehow even more [[Slow-in-the-minds\|dumb]].		He also seems to have taken [[CatKnight Interview 3\|Arthur Spatchcock's advice]], and gave the fans the official voices of cartoon-adapted [[Comic Chris\|Comic Christine]] and [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] within this video. Finally the fans know what Sonichu's real voice is, and of course, it's pretty much Chris', but somehow even more [[Slow-in-the-minds\|dumb]].

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	Free Sonichu #4 Book with purchase of CWC Figure(s) (see earlier video for details; Expires March 17, 2016)}}		Free Sonichu #4 Book with purchase of CWC Figure(s) (see earlier video for details; Expires March 17, 2016)}}
	~~<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>~~
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	''[Chris reaches for something off-camera]''		''[Chris reaches for something off-camera]''
	~~<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>~~
	But let's do something different today!		But let's do something different today!

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	I'd get a femal-- I'd get a fem... woman to voice Rosechu for real. I don't know, somebody that sounds like... or similar ''to''... I dunno maybe, [[Britney Spears]] or... Katy Perry, or... hell, Meghan Trainor. I like her voice too. Mm.		I'd get a femal-- I'd get a fem... woman to voice Rosechu for real. I don't know, somebody that sounds like... or similar ''to''... I dunno maybe, [[Britney Spears]] or... Katy Perry, or... hell, Meghan Trainor. I like her voice too. Mm.
	~~<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>~~
	''[Chris resumes voice acting]''		''[Chris resumes voice acting]''

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	'''Christine:''' ''[more screeching]''		'''Christine:''' ''[more screeching]''
	~~<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>~~
	''[licks lips as he finishes voice acting]''		''[licks lips as he finishes voice acting]''

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	~~<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>~~
	Hey look, a monkey. Hi, monkey! Aaaaaaah! Quit throwin' me outta the damn plane![?]		Hey look, a monkey. Hi, monkey! Aaaaaaah! Quit throwin' me outta the damn plane![?]

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	Alright, well anyway... subscribe! Subscribe to my channel to get updates on... well, me, Sonichu, my store on [[Etsy]], Cwcville Shopping... and, uh... everything else nearly related, ''ourgh''-- or of interest.		Alright, well anyway... subscribe! Subscribe to my channel to get updates on... well, me, Sonichu, my store on [[Etsy]], Cwcville Shopping... and, uh... everything else nearly related, ''ourgh''-- or of interest.
	~~<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>~~
	''[sigh]''		''[sigh]''

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	What caught many Christorians off guard was that Chris seems to have [[Chris and his ego\|seriously]] [[Chris and reality\|expected]] a stranger to throw hundreds of dollars at him for no reason other than that it was his birthday and he asked for it, with such confidence he would be obliged that not receiving a PS4 seems to have [[Crash into slumber\|shocked him into a depressive state]]. These implicit assumptions are troubling as they indicate that months of receiving payments of as much as $1000 in exchange for little to no effort on his part have only worsened his already devastating entitlement issues. In light of this, there is perhaps no greater gift anyone could have given Chris this year than nothing at all.		What caught many Christorians off guard was that Chris seems to have [[Chris and his ego\|seriously]] [[Chris and reality\|expected]] a stranger to throw hundreds of dollars at him for no reason other than that it was his birthday and he asked for it, with such confidence he would be obliged that not receiving a PS4 seems to have [[Crash into slumber\|shocked him into a depressive state]]. These implicit assumptions are troubling as they indicate that months of receiving payments of as much as $1000 in exchange for little to no effort on his part have only worsened his already devastating entitlement issues. In light of this, there is perhaps no greater gift anyone could have given Chris this year than nothing at all.
			<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
	He also seems to have taken [[CatKnight Interview 3\|Arthur Spatchcock's advice]], and gave the fans the official voices of cartoon-adapted [[Comic Chris\|Comic Christine]] and [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] within this video. Finally the fans know what Sonichu's real voice is, and of course, it's pretty much Chris', but somehow even more [[Slow-in-the-minds\|dumb]].		He also seems to have taken [[CatKnight Interview 3\|Arthur Spatchcock's advice]], and gave the fans the official voices of cartoon-adapted [[Comic Chris\|Comic Christine]] and [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] within this video. Finally the fans know what Sonichu's real voice is, and of course, it's pretty much Chris', but somehow even more [[Slow-in-the-minds\|dumb]].

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	Free Sonichu #4 Book with purchase of CWC Figure(s) (see earlier video for details; Expires March 17, 2016)}}		Free Sonichu #4 Book with purchase of CWC Figure(s) (see earlier video for details; Expires March 17, 2016)}}
			<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
	==Video==		==Video==
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	''[Chris reaches for something off-camera]''		''[Chris reaches for something off-camera]''
			<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
	But let's do something different today!		But let's do something different today!

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	I'd get a femal-- I'd get a fem... woman to voice Rosechu for real. I don't know, somebody that sounds like... or similar ''to''... I dunno maybe, [[Britney Spears]] or... Katy Perry, or... hell, Meghan Trainor. I like her voice too. Mm.		I'd get a femal-- I'd get a fem... woman to voice Rosechu for real. I don't know, somebody that sounds like... or similar ''to''... I dunno maybe, [[Britney Spears]] or... Katy Perry, or... hell, Meghan Trainor. I like her voice too. Mm.
			<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
	''[Chris resumes voice acting]''		''[Chris resumes voice acting]''

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	'''Christine:''' ''[more screeching]''		'''Christine:''' ''[more screeching]''
			<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
	''[licks lips as he finishes voice acting]''		''[licks lips as he finishes voice acting]''

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	''[pause as he thinks]''		''[pause as he thinks]''
			<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
	Hey look, a monkey. Hi, monkey! Aaaaaaah! Quit throwin' me outta the damn plane![?]		Hey look, a monkey. Hi, monkey! Aaaaaaah! Quit throwin' me outta the damn plane![?]

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	Alright, well anyway... subscribe! Subscribe to my channel to get updates on... well, me, Sonichu, my store on [[Etsy]], Cwcville Shopping... and, uh... everything else nearly related, ''ourgh''-- or of interest.		Alright, well anyway... subscribe! Subscribe to my channel to get updates on... well, me, Sonichu, my store on [[Etsy]], Cwcville Shopping... and, uh... everything else nearly related, ''ourgh''-- or of interest.
			<div style="font-size: 16em; color: red;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
	''[sigh]''		''[sigh]''

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	\| name = Update: 2/25/16		\| name = Update: 2/25/16
	\| ~~video~~ = ~~{{#ev:youtube\|~~-xm2o4rDrmg}}		\| ytid = -xm2o4rDrmg
	\| stardate = 25 [[February 2016]]		\| stardate = 25 [[February 2016]]
	\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}}, {{Comedy\|text}}		\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}}, {{Comedy\|text}}

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	\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|-xm2o4rDrmg}}		\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|-xm2o4rDrmg}}
	\| stardate = 25 [[February 2016]]		\| stardate = 25 [[February 2016]]
	\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}} {{Comedy\|text}}		\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}}, {{Comedy\|text}}
	\| subject = {{Video games\|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping\|text}}		\| subject = {{Video games\|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping\|text}}
	\| shirt = {{BigRedSweater\|text}}		\| shirt = {{BigRedSweater\|text}}